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  • What model of toaster did you record this with?

  • Darren Bent = Charlton legend and hopefully England striker

  • Darr£n B£nt, I fucking hate you. You fucking two faced, nercenary Shite-Hawk. Bet you get a phantom injury, days before you're supposed to play up at Sunderland. You fucking cowardly scumbag. Filthy, greedy pig.

  • is this filmed with a kettle?

  • @ukfcallum funniest thing ive ever seen haahahah!

  • A thra pendronai ymhlith y coed

    Y siaberwoc a'i lygaid fflam

    A ddaeth,mor wallsgof ag erioed

    Gan ffwtian gam a cham

  • he may not be the best technically, but his positional play is the best in the premier league.

  • which pixel is Bent?

  • he's a machine

  • fantastic player already scored for us on his debut to beat cit£h with his whole 1 shot, thats 100% shot accuracy :D UTV!

  • Darren Bent = The VILLAN of the Stadium of Shite.

  • come on villa !!!!!!

  • up the villa!

  • Welcome to villa

  • Darrent Bent hands in a transfer request to leave Sunderland. wow!!

  • bents not in england squad coz hes crap...wor andy is in hahaha

  • WHY BENT AINT IN THE ENGLAND SQUAD....SIMPLE WOR ANDY IS IN NOW ..HAHAHA...

  • @ian185 Or because he is injured? Although, Carroll is now a major doubt...hahaha

  • hes fucking quality sunderland fans you are so lucky to have him i remember he was aging them passed you lol

  • @wackojacko2222 bent is in the English squad

  • lookin forward to watchin this man playin at anfield in january

  • darren bent should be in the england side but they wont ever use a guy who isn't from the top 4

  • they were saying he wasnt worth 10 million aswell lol

  • oki so if I get it straight emily heskey, the aston villa sub is playing for england. but not darren bent?

  • darren bent the man great player good anticipationa nd ball skils mix tht with gud finishing skills

  • this 12 dislikes were jelous geordies

  • Bent The Legend! and im from Newcastle! newcastle thro n thro !!!! Bent ford England!!!!!

  • @TheDobbo1991 , That's what we like to see a bit of honesty about it, thanks alot :)

  • Fenerbahce Istanbul

  • COME TO FENERBAHCE

  • gelir mi :)

  • @berksezgiii

    gelir mi :)

  • Bent is average

  • na his at a average team

  • terrible quality

  • Already a Sunderland legend. This guy will smash even Kevin Philips and Brian Cloughs record soon. He will have stands named after him in 20 years. England missed him in South Africa. But Englands loss is Sunderlands game. He is adored by the sunderland fans. He will be forever.

  • @sunderlandoful your idiot Brian Clough was a manager not a player you gronk

  • @Naughtysoccer Idiot. He was both, enjoying alot of his career at Boro.

  • Bent, along with Kenwyne Jones created one of the league's most feared attack and saving the question is how long they may continue their fruitful cooperation in the Stadium of Light? It is clear that Sunderland need more signings in the class with Bent to climb even higher up the table.

  • The fact that Sunderland spent big for the recently completed season was no secret. Any player Lorik Cana (Marseille), Lee Cattermole (Wigan), Michael Turner (Hull) were recruited. Moreover, added the club's coach Steve Bruce out about 17 million dollars for Darren Bent's signature. The question is whether any of the law in the Premier League got better value for their money. Attack Arens lack of playing time at Spurs was converted to 24 Premier League goals for Sunderland.

  • S.S.C NAPOLI

  • This guy is way stronger than heskey and more skillful

  • darren bent shud be in the england side, i liked him since i was very young

  • capello is retarded. capello, maradona, dunga, löw....wtf are they thinking.... we wont see some of the greatest stars at wc, cause of these assholes.

  • @AliBoulalaSTP oh be quiet, Capello was exactly right not to bring Bent as he NEVER has been good for England. He was given a number of chances this season under Capello and barely had any shots let alone scored. Heskey was one of the reasons we qualified for the world cup so well

  • HA HA HA ya wanker Bent. You're not good enough for England and you know it. I've said it before and I'll say it again. You're only good enough for that shit club in the north east. Crouch and Defoe have just proved they're better. Oh, and we got 4th. Something Sunderland and yourself could only dream of, prick.

  • Typical english. He is bent. 

  • he is really a good striker!!

    i mean look:

    he is the third pr.scorer....and he is in Sunderland......

  • darren bent was played for half a game under sven in a friendly and never got another chance then capello plays him for half a game against brazil and he has not had a chance since.its a fuckin joke,he should get more chances to prove himself for england,how hes not even in the squad is beyond me!

  • rooneys got like 27 goals

    drogba 25

    bent 23

    so he won't be at sunderland after the summer

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  • Darren bent for England! Darren bent for England! Darren bent for England! Darren bent for England!

  • still rather have sandra

  • Bent has scored more Premiership goals than Drogba (at the time of me writing this) which i find amazing because he's been in much lesser teams than Chelsea, which just shows the class of the lad. I hope he stays with Sunderland for the rest of his career he's a fucking goal machine!!

  • go back on White Hart Lane!

  • Bent 4 evaa

    Sunderland striker !!!

  • i really rate him as a good player

  • Sunderland dont want racist fucks like you supporting them

  • @rattyftm4 man theres so much racism about its unbelievable....the whole bunch of them are dickheads, if you meet him at a sunderland game kick him in the nuts for me

  • here here people like you ashame me to be a sunderland fan infact whites and blacks are exactly the same infact black people are better because there not rasicts fucks like some people

  • @BLACKCATS4EVAFTM bit of a penis, no need for that

  • He still knows where he belongs!!! he wasn't going to leave, only that we needed the money!!! I bet if you asked him he would always say Charlton!!!

  • 13 Goals by The end of December!!!!....NOT BAD DB!!!!

  • even as an arsenal fan i have to say :darren bent 4 englad............

  • scored his 9th of season and winner vs arsenal and some people call him shite???? fools

  • i think he is in fine form at them moment. but to be honest im tired of hearing Steve Bruce talk about how he 'should' and 'have' to be in the England Squad. lets not forget that the reason he left Spurs was because of Peter Crouch. its still early days if he has this form by the end of the season than its certainly worth thinking about.

  • Wow, Someone Made A video About The Worlds Shittest Striker

  • 3rd top scorer mate

  • YOU ARE THE SHIT!!! he scored 9 goals in 12 appearnces for Sunderland this sseason & Michael owen has scored 5 goals in 14 games. stop reading the Sun.

  • Yeah, He Is Still Shit.

  • You make no sense m8? he plays for a lesser team but scores 9 goals in 12 apps & he scored 16 goals last season for Tottenham more goas than Michael Owen scored at Newcastle.

  • hes an unintelligent prick....nevermind him, hes probably a 12 year old trying to pick fights online

  • That's true!!! I wish Wenger made a move for him last season!!! He is class!! stupid Sun Newspaper readers!!

  • Charlton is where he made his name he loved the fans he only went to Spurs and Sunderland because he had to.

  • oh so true, he knows where home is.

    CAFC.

  • he asked to go to Sunderland.

  • Don't talk shite, he went to Charlton to play in the Premiership you fool!

    Cahrlton fans are fucking shit, compared to Sunderlands, end of.

  • To be honest mate Sunderland fans are nothing!! we might not have the biggest support in the world but we've probs got one of the best fans we've stuck with are team through two relegations and yet we still get 22,000 more than Wigan and Pompey and we're in league 1! Infact mate he was at Ipswich in the prem then came to us!

  • If Bent had the chance he would come back to Charlton, we are the team he belongs to.

  • shut up man

  • he belongs to no-one

  • Go the black cats,

    Steve bruce what a sign!

  • Bent 4 England ! Fabio Cappelo Sort It Out !

  • darren bent is fast as lighting darren bent is red and white

  • gets the ball and he scores a goal, hes fucking DYNOMITE!

  • Charlton legend!!!

  • legend

  • very underated play in my opinion. I can't believe he ain't in the england squad, what a joke!! 16 goals for Spurs & that wasn't good enough? WTF, Typical Yids!!

  • a great finisher no celebration though

  • whats the name of the song in the background?

  • sounds like pitbull

  • it is

  • A load of rubbish.

  • how is he not in the England squad?!

  • @wackojacko2222 he is he has already played under capello

  • @wackojacko2222 i know mate lol pretty scandoulous considering he was third top scorer playing for a pretty average team

  • Bent and the black cats are out to play.

  • he couldnt play the tottenham way of football thts why he was usually left on the bench or criticised

  • he was brilliant at charlton cause he was played to his full advantige, thats were spurs went wrong. he will do great at sunderland

  • i`m glad sunderland got darren never really got a chance at spurs him and kenwyne jones will be great together this season

  • sunderland derserve to beat man utd unlucky they did'nt oh well man u r GAY ANYWAY

  • he is our player now

  • hes been a sleeping giant for the last 2 seasons. Now hes unleashed and ready to go, Come on lets get the mags in the leauge cup so he can pump three past the geordie basterds.

  • i hope he does that for sunderland i can see him nd jones doing great this season (yn)..

  • ohhh i certainly can too...see his goal against bolton hawayy theeee lads hammer the chelsea boys with the bent and jonesy come onnn :D:D:D:D

  • NICE QUALITY!

  • he is discussing personal terms nd tht at sunderland this morning so sky sports news explains , he will have more of a chance at sunderland nd it might make kenywne jones work more for his place upfront

  • darren bent is nowhere near an amazing player and i hope he leaves tottenham and we get all our money back from that stupidly priced transfer that should of never happened!!!!

  • He was your leading goalscorer last season ffs.

  • Nice compilation but the music is dogshit

  • bent for sunderland all the way

  • Fair one, we're in the shit now but I'd in a heartbeat have him back at Charlton. Not gonna happen in a month of Sundays but he was never given a chance at the yids, if he plays week in week out he will rattle in 20 a season. One of the few players who has all the attributes to play as a lone frontman too.

  • fucking everyone we try to sign someone else does al be pissed off if he goes to villa like but then again if they break the bank for him they can have him i wouldnt pay no more than 12 mill like ftm

  • it sed on the safc site he is desperate to cum to black cats and villa cant compete against how much were offering for him and his wages

  • i will be pissed if he goes to aston villa but i doubt he would go to hull city if they cant sign bobby zamora from fulham for 6 million or something i don't think they have a chance in buying darren bent

  • i think he would fit into the villa squad because thats all they need is a good stricker like him =]

  • shocking music

  • darren bent is an amazing player its just a shame we neva needed him in the 1st place

  • Id pay no more than 8 mil ... hope bruce dosnt break the bank for him...

    12 is too much

    however i still  hope he joins us and recaptures the form he had at charlton

    haway the lads !

  • Darren Bent will be Sunderland bound! Marouane Chamakh could join Bent and also play for the Black Cats.

    Many folks on BBC Sport football's team forums feel Sunderland will be Premiership's surprise club this upcoming season. I agree.

    Sunderland will sign more above average players. They may contend for a Europa Cup spot next season, especially if Steve Bruce can sign additional top players in January.

  • why do us spurs fans hate him, he gt 17 fukin goals! sick player...

  • SUNDERLAND :D

  • the best when at charlot

  • hes going to sunderland :).

  • i love darren bent, he is a great example for young people, what the fuck is harry redknapp thinking with?? his dick? if he would have used bent more, i swear tottenham would have been higher up the leugue!

  • i hope we dont sell him , if u hav sum who mostly stays on the bench and still get around 17 goals , u know u hav a good 1

  • If Bent is sold to a club like Portsmouth, Spurs should receive lots of money. I don't think Manchester City's that interested in him. Portsmouth has big time bucks now that Dr. Sulaiman Al Fahim's bought the club.

    I'm guessing Pompey could offer 15 million or so pounds to Spurs for Bent.

  • i think ppl dont like him cuz the owners forced bent on the manager (whoever it was at the time, its changed a lot), and players like keane and pavlyuchenko havea a higher profile -> good striker, but sure as hell not worth more than henry

  • He'll be at Newcastle next season :)

  • Ha ha sorry m8 but i dont think he will be at Newcastle next season with you going down, but us Wolves are looking at signing him =)

  • Bent would be a good addition for Wolves, but if Portsmouth's also interested, I doubt Wolves can compete with Pompey's new money.

    As for Newcastle's prospects of landing Bent, I will be shocked if he decides to play Championship football for them.

  • in the championship...good one retard

  • bent is sooooo underrated

  • looks quality to me i don't know why people write him off now he has scored 17 odd goals this season. and he has not been playing week in week out

    cappello should be looking at him.

  • best spurs player besides lennon

    heard about newcastle buying him lol

  • I wish our fans would wake up and smell the roses! Bent is such a truelly great goal scorer who when given a chance will take it, but our fans havent given him a chance and that is a big factor behind why so many of his goals have come away from home! Love him and he will score just as many at the lane! 25+ goals, no doubt!

  • Bent Was There in the prem with us, come on charlton fucking sack pardew

  • i live in his old house (:

    ;]

  • he is amazing...top 10 strikers:)

  • back in his day he was a qaulity player

  • the good old days down charlton, quality player

  • Spurs boss Harry Redknapp may want to get rid of Bent this summer, according to BBC Sport Football's gossip column.

    Where would Bent go? Manchester City? Everton? Wigan? Hull City?

    All these teams could use goal scorers.

  • overrated shitbag

  • BENT is shit

  • Bent is shit.

  • Probably the most underused and underated England forward since Matt Le Tissier.

  • so many goals, and they still play that inefficient pavlyuchenko instead, hes better than pavlyuchenko, defoe and keane, but of course, like always, it ll be too late when everyone notices it.

  • Not a bad player, questionable left foot.

  • come to Sunderland please Mr. Bent.

  • he wants to go to Everton

  • he is the next thierry henry

  • i agree that if some stupid retarded mangers relize he is calss if hes played in the correct way

  • jenas is shit

  • the 2nd goal he scored against us (spurs) was amazing gr8 curl on it

  • Darren bent is on fire at the moment! COYS

  • Darren Bent is as explosive as he can get,burning down the sidelines and cutting into the centre in a style reminiscent of Thierry Henry. What he lacks in finishing, he makes up for with terrifying speed to outrun even the fastest on his day. However, he has been frustratingly inconsistent ever since joining the Spurs.

  • I wish he was still at Charlton :(

  • not half as good as berbatov

  • how can u slag him off hes only oneputting the ball in the net for us give bent ball and hes in front of goal nine times out of ten he will score watch him go when he clicks with pav and he will trust me

  • he plays better alone, modric under him

  • Darren Bents a yido

    He's got Englands caps

    He scores for the tottenham he is a very nice chap

    He scores with his left foot he scores with his right

    And when we play the highbury scum he scores all fucking night

    Darren bents a yido darren bents a yido la la la la

    la la la la

    He's class and he'll get 20 goals this season

  • bent is a great player especially during counter attacks. he's got the speed to leave the defenders behind. him and berbatov can make a good duo but i don't think berbatov wants to stay anymore. if berbatov ends up leaving then the spurs need to find a striker who can set up plays well to give bent more chances. Petric from Basil should be a good candidate, he can shoot from distance, pass, plus he's alot cheaper then the garbages spurs normally end up buying