WATAH: Out Of Iiiiiittttttt

[Chinafarmerz]

Mermaid hair was a great call

[ifscho]

Funny story, I once had a chair violently break under me. It's hydraulics nearly exploded, the pin stabbed the pristine hardwood floor and the fluids leaked everywhere. It was unbelievable yet funny.

[wombattoast]

Instead of a chair, just get a flock of ducks to sit on. It'll be quieter. :)

[mikemoos]

You sweat in you're state?

I sweat ice cubes in my country right now :< -14 celsius

[PainUnbearable]

@mikemoos I like the cold, wanna trade?

[quizno1965]

press 3 3 3 3 3 3

[trionaki]

she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!!

[RC9831]

With respect your a beautiful lady, and if i may say Blond looks better than green on you :) . I know this comment is sappy and kinda weird, but ya... have a good one :)

[Grymmorgan]

The Tao of Dodger: a full bladdah and an empty head. x^)

[timlovell]

I love it. You litterally have nothing to talk about for a good portion of this video but I'm still on the edge of my seat.

As for the for the chair. Chairmeleon is a winner. You could keep changing the color of it for each video, even blend it into the backgound once in a while.

[SeptemberSamurai]

At least it's not ant problems this time around...but the chair issues are annoying as hell! Speaking from experience here lol.

[darkaboud]

You're a Chairial killer.

[InLaciered]

Youre cosy, you fuck

Il'l make coffee!

[zippomage]

all of the chair drama!

[MultiDarkSlash]

it'd be fun if her chair break in the middle of a video...

*evil laugh*

[JoetheUKian]

Call your next one Cyndachair or Chairquil, it'll be like you've just got your very first Johto chair starter.

[merchant100]

The only show that would always work without audio ;D

[aerohawkproductions]

Dodge, if you end up going through chairmander AND Chairmelian, name one pikachair

[barelyjonesin]

Walk around vlogs,Pleassssse

[barelyjonesin]

watah= bad taste from plastic bottles,eh!

[dropsforahotstone]

@barelyjonesin modern PVC (which; at least here are waterbottles made of, aren´t made with plasticizer, btw Plastic is 100% recyclable that´s way it´s that important that it dont leave it´s recycle-circle [and every pic which lies around is no good, coz it will become more smaller but still be there]) so it schould made nothing with the taste.

[GameDoctor21]

hot  all day:)

[JodsLife1]

heignsight is 2020

this saying is also a star wars ccg card

pwnage

[01NiCk01]

I need a new chair as well, my chair is like 3 years old now and it looks like hell but I will miss it if I get a new one :(

[01NiCk01]

Dodger you so awesome :), I know this is obvious but still must be said for the millionth time :)

[VastoZone]

Press 7 and then 3.. repeat it and you got two of Dodger's most epic faces! :D

[Chobification]

LOL press 7

[bluebluerule]

That's because you take your Chairizard to the Gym at 2:00am, give the poor thing some sleep :c

[raczazz1]

This girl is a goddess of beauty

[radar77377]

love this hair so much better than mermaid

[k00LGuY671]

hi dodger, its al missed like 3 of your episodes in a row. lol are you still on course for Japan on Future traveling? Guam is like super close to Japan but I work in Japan anyways. lol

[Werdme1]

Ha Ha snow up here in Canada... So are you going to come visit Canada now?

[deltrae3]

fun fact: cock fights are legal in japan

[ItsiLean]

HARLEY QUINN POSTERRRR

I CAN'T STOP STARING

WHERE DID YOU GET IT

OMGGG

I love all the new posters and stuff- I just wish I could tell what they say xD

But omg I'm going to bug you on twitter about that Harley poster ; o;

Loveyoubtw, even if you're delirious-3

[artc27]

not boring. you making funny expressions while thinking of a topic actually made me watch the whole vid. haha

[artc27]

@artc27 oh and pressing 3 over and over again is hilarious.

[jimsmith59]

19 degrees here!

[spaniard575]

I love your new hair. You look very pretty, I'd totally date you. If I didn't creepily only know you through the vicarious nature of youtube... *Sigh* lol

[StubotticusRex]

@spaniard575 True story

[ianpacheco93]

in the background you can hear the clock ticking

[haloman501]

name your next chair venachair :D

[HellfireStevooo]

Press 3 and 7 over and over xD lawlz



[slimjem91]

Its 8 degrees here. Its cold :/

[DecommissionedBear]

You don't have enough badges to command your Chairazard

[D0ubl3T96]

That clock is extremely loud :L

[Scav55]

...I...need an energy bar!! X.x

[curledp3n15]

Water? why not iced coffee if it is so hot

[iDylanFTW]

You could call your new chair your "Chairiot of Fire"

[MatthewDurand27]

Didn't you like find chairizard somewhere?

[DukeDoom111]

Making decisions takes mental energy. It runs out :-)

[nualrorann]

You've been like what all day? Lol

[Purkinje90]

your chairs can only devolve from here on out...

[Purkinje90]

it's still pretty cold here in utah :D

[mntkaikseropsomi]

today is my birthday...any chance i get a big 'happy birthday' from you,dodger????? :}

[TacticalSerenity17]

Luv yah!

[alphabet222222]

You can call your new chair Chairmander to start over the cycle!

[wtbasiengirl]

Buy a new chair before you die. Please.

[JimmyLazers11]

Just seen your new hair on twitter it looks awesomazing!!

[thesunreport]

Dodger it's your 1st youtube birthday today!! :D yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

[DarkRiver756]

Press 3 and 7

[PFCVoshell]

Reboot your chars name. It was Chairmander all along *wink wink*.

[Squall338]

42 thousand subs and she thinks shes boring.....

[FoxyWolfGame]

Dodger, you become more pretty every day but today you exaggerated :D

[DUSTINFOGARTY]

its okay we still love u

[zanzimargames]

RAWR

[waterkyle]

No don't let chairzard go! Ash made that mistake already.

[Daraca141688]

Great teeth



[LanteanKnight]

You should keep the blonde hair! You're even cuter :)

[TimmerAV]

happy channelversary!

[skyhight3]

Gym tip: don't think about it just go.

[PonchoNOS]

If you press "3" or "7" u get a fun suprise

[radioclash84]

damnit now i can't stop pressing 3!!

[xLivLightning]

yeah your not the only one having issues another youtuber I'm subscribed to said it took 5 hours for a video to upload lmao

[oOoIIoOo]

3:12 pause it. best derp-face ever! :D

[JudieKiley]

@oOoIIoOo Same face shape as Trollface too

[oOoIIoOo]

I heard it's better to work out every other day so your body has time to recoup, that is of course probably only applicable when you work out a lot in that one day.

[clanOT]

how hot does she look in a tank top huh

[xFr1ct10nx]

Is she going out with Husky?

[Scheeno]

i lol'd out loud when you said that you oiled the chair lmaoooooo ,  and you do not suck. Ever

[irons211]

Loctite Threadlocker and a ratchet.

[MrZupapl]

If you don't know what to talk about, show us your cat! : D

[swvines]

I joined a gym last week. If my hamstrings' had mouths, they would scream!

[Roxcow]

I hear da clock!

[abcalan3]

3:12 Hahaha :)

[OshiiJooho]

I HEAR THE CLOOOCK!! :D

[CableLoganSummers]

Hope you get your relax in! Be ware of the chair it just might want to injure you ! :)



[DestinyDragunity]

chairizard. :D

[DestinyDragunity]

It's blizzarding here in NY. >.>

[DrJonathan911]

don't worry tho, i live in a land far, far away... :D

[DrJonathan911]

dodger, i think i love you :(

[voipittelecom]

CAUSE YOUR HOT AND CUTE

[ArcHeroe]

Go to the name rater!

[peeteargriffen]

I believe you meant to say ChairLizard lol

[D3ATHxSKITZ]

NO COFFEH!! NO COFFEH!! NO FARKING COFFEH THIS IS BULL SHANK. but i'll still watch it cause it's interesting.

[quickpwned]

:3 Chairizard! XD

[Panjaquomi]

It's nice and cool throughout most of Canada today. You should totally take a vacation :D

[funkiesan]

Dodgie your skin looks really nice and you look really fresh !

[QQninja92]

Press 3 over and over. MOO MOO

[demonkid1103]

@QQninja92 7 is good too

[StrifeSilver]

@QQninja92 I can do this all day lol

[Leeroooy]

@QQninja92 even better... press 3 and 7 over and over xD

[32mon23]

@QQninja92 So hot!

[ginge101]

Maybe if you got nothing going on this weekend, maybe do a Q&A video or do another Europe video?

[SkeletorOnline]

This video is literally 90% of the conversations with my best friend... "Sooooooo..... Um.... Yea.... We should do shots! Uhhhhhhhh...." Fantastic fucking times :)

[MrJHutson96]

I don't know if I shoudl sent dodger one of my Games :/ shadow of the colosuss Special Edition PS2 :/ hummmm

[Neuropraxic]

omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomn­omnomnomnom - i'm bored.

[winfest2010]

You have boobs, therefore unable to be boring also a pretty face. AND! play games. If you were boring IN THE SLIGHTEST I would of... uhm... I duno quit... or something... I can't think either...

[HurrmanCain]

@winfest2010 You smooth talker, you.

[ShadovvStorm]

Your skin is so perfect, please dont ruin it with tattoos. :O

[Mutumaniac]

@ShadovvStorm i think she already has few tattoos

[antwanjay]

How does it feel to actually have hair long enough to do a hair flip now?

[CripperRoo]

Congrats on this channel's first birthday! :)

[Feydakin8]

Since the first time that you pointed out how noisy your chair is it's been freaking obnoxious because I always notice it 8)

[Kalupz]

Two days in a Ro ? hahaha get it ?! ..... :/

[maitaliK]

@Kalupz You should lay off the clown pill

[Feydakin8]

I saw your tweet with your pic of your hair color, I like it! 8)

[aNaturalTwenty]

Dodger! Happy 1 year with Dex Bonus! <3

[IVEKILLEDB4]

this channel is 1

[eJelly183]

it does not matter what subject she talk....she is just 2 preeteh...

[Nambdull]

Every time I see you post a new video on this channel I am like "I haven't had my coffee today!" and run to make me some...and then you say "water time" ._.

[candemkd]

How about if you named it... CHAR? Mike would be proud...

[pryor]

hope you feel better it not that you are boring its that you put your self in the spots lol the walking thing happends to me its f ed up cross eye cool well i dont have brain cells active since my cat nocked over my new tv have a nice day il make a better coment later i hope Good day <3

[kazoosc]

from your description, and the sounds I continually hear in the videos, I would suggest a preemptive change in seating.

[HyHFour]

I literally watch every video that goes up on both channels. I don't do that for anyone else. Just something wonderful about this set up. :)

[InVerum]

Its pardon? What? Hot you say? ... I'll keep that in mind as I walk through 2 feet of snow today... xD

[raven809]

freeze 3:12 FTW

[AzureCressington]

This is the first time I've ever seen one of your vlog videos shorter than your gaming news videos!

[TheYinas]

OMG pokemone reversevolution !! (or reversolution?)

CHARIZARD .... super degrading toooo... CHARMANDER !!

... hm kinda went to digimon there :/ sorry

[TheYinas]

so this is one of the days you are super pretty and cute? bc, you know, makes it hard to follow what you're saying... which i would love to actually bc its funny xD

[KlokwerkSolja]

You can join a gym at 2 o'clock in the morning?! =O ...I hate living in London... -.-

...it just occurred to me that I'm the stereotype 20-summit guy watching a pretty blond smile at a camera and talk about nothing on YouTube as well. -.- No offence.

[Likvor89]

The worst thing about gym is getting up and getting there, but once you're there it's not bad at all. TO THE GYM!

[schoeny5]

Press 3 for her "O" face

[3eneboy]

When husky mentioned you I was all like =0! =D!

[JugiChan]

@3eneboy You do know they are roommates? :p

[3eneboy]

@JugiChan .... Ohh wow... Didn't know ^.^

[AmazeTheory]

Dodger: Yehhh tryin' to think of something....

Me: *Doesn't care*

[GGxProductions]

Why are there loads of comments about dodger being pretty and being a gamer all of a sudden? WHAT HAVE I MISSED?!?!? (not saying she's ugly because she's not lol)

[lamenotcool]

you don't understand dodger, we like hearing from you. wether it be random crap or serious gaming news, we're watching this to see you ramble :D

[SportMegane]

@DexterityBonus : why not put up now the failed videos ?

@lamenotcool : i think she understands very well ;)

[mambo81811]

WOW now that's a pretty cute Gamer Girl right there

[souldragongold]

Dodger is more than a gamer

[RustyRustification]

DID YOU KNOW

Dodger is pretty

Dodger is a gamer

AND

SHE CAN SING LIKE A BAUCE

[shinra114]

freeze at 1:07

[RustyRustification]

STOP SOPA!

[webestalkinu]

lol you looked so cute in this video! Smart and cute: most deadly combination EVAR!

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

lol I love that emote.

AND You're a Gamer! holy. crap. -faints-

[klovaa]

Dodger is so hot..

How hot is she?

Sweaty arms hot

[sirnova]

I needz moar sherlock gameplay nowzz plzzzz

[bower651]

there will soon be a video where the chair breaks and we get to see her fall over screaming. I for one can't wait!

[ruberband29]

is it just me.. or im the only one who think dodger keeps getting "cuttier" (if that word exist)

[IIMinDStealeRII]

My chair name is Suzie! ^^

[TheWeetbix101]

dodger ur chair will hav a baby charmander problem solved :D

[aboodk]

show us your natural hair color !

[OneShotHunt]

Sad day when news is longer than coffeh

[789123456789]

GUYS! I got a game for the Dodger COmment Section!!!!!!!

For the next video, we HAVE TO ALL HAVE the same comment as the first person who comments!!!

PLEASE DO THIS so that when dodger sees the comment section next time, she will be like

"whaaaaaaaatt"

DO IT!

[Agnotio]

Chairizard lol

[felic70]

wait, it's the 13th of january and you're complaining about the heat? i dread to think what it must be like there in july :S

[Starvingpuppies]

dodger is too cute to be boring, it's like watching a cat, no matter what it does, it's amusing.

[ZBzilla]

Dodger say that your chair was a girl so it laid a...chair egg...and then it can be chairmander and you can start it right O_O....IMPROVISED FOR SUCCESS!

[Artem1sEntreri]

I'm so jealous of your climate now - just seeing you dressed so lightly makes me feel cold, because it's sub zero here :(

[ReyBilingue]

I have the weirdest luck with chairs. :/ Plus my elbows are always hurting if I don't have the right support. Get a good chair!

[SamShredzOnBass]

Man, I should move to California, I'm sick of the cold weather in England, I dream of warm weather in January :D. And by the way Dodger, your hair looks awesome today :)

[V2Hovership]

Dodger! If Chairizard breaks he could explode!

I don't know if you saw the thread on Reddit or not but let's just say that there was blood everywhere.

[Borrige]

@ghostiesays Guys can't have conversations with ugly gamer girls?

[callmetoro]

@ghostiesays talking to girls about video games is a serious conversation? lmao JOKES!

[MrSlingdad]

@ghostiesays Neckbearded forever alone, You can't expect women to just come to you. I can promise that there are hundreds of thousand people like Dodger, you just haven't looked. Now, please stop being pathetic on the interwebz.

[Likvor89]

@ghostiesays New project: Dodger v.1.01. The new version will be GMO because lets face it, Dodger gets sick a lot. So improved immune system is necessary.

[ulfsaar]

hello gorgeous

[bulletproofblouse]

Went to your profile because I needed to copypasta the table-flip ASCII-art, some sound was playing in another tab and I paused at 1:29 - Desktop wallpaper please! :D