YouTube Partners: SELL OUT.. to ME!

[XFatesAdversaryX]

I Wanted To Be A Partner Too But Apparently I Curse Too Much....Ah Well Fuck It..

[loadbrecht]

how did this work out?? did anyone bite??

[jasonspeaks]

Unfortunately, no. Although a few partners ran this on their channel free of charge :)

[SachinRamnaryan]

yeah!

[wafercrisp]

How about a $0.000000000000000005 CPM? Seriously though, I'd do it but it's not worth your time.

[OnlyPossibleWay]

f4g

[bwhahrhr]

lmao @ "off the hinges"

[camaroz28fatbuttgabe]

queer 'E'?

[memnoker]

Geeez. I watched til 1:45 WAITING for you to get to the fucking point. You never did.

[bwhahrhr]

just 15 more seconds and you wouldnt have missed the best laugh of your life... :(

[vivaladil]

great idea

[rodrigopetrucci]

hehehe nice man...

2 days on guimmeabreakman's autoplay..

I'm not a partner so I can't help you hehehe

Subbed!!!

[biblegirl7]

Blatant groveling. I love it! LOL

[captainfury2007]

You got it.

I expect my 25 cents in the form of cashier's check.

[ElevenColors]

Heh. Subbed.

[jasonspeaks]

YES!

[RAHobby]

Jason, we did this way back. Well sort of. We paid to advertise our name for five seconds in the middle of video on several channels including Periurban, TheBoringDispatcher (RIP) and SxePhil when he had only about 5000 subs. It was fun but expensive.

[jasonspeaks]

Cool man, how did it work out for you? Expensive? I am out about .03 total i think.

[mastergunner99]

i recall that. How'd that work out?

[RAHobby]

I don't know if it helped our sales but it was fun to do. Also, I am sure we paid them a heck of a lot more per view than Google does.

[RAHobby]

The first to try it was Roger. He said he was looking for sponsors so we called him and said how about a five second spot in your video. He said "sure." Then sxephil was asking for sponsors and we did the same. I think the Phil was spoke to by phone back than has really grown up a lot since that time. Periurban has always been a favorite Youtuber for us and he was the one who really could use the money the most so that worked out too.

[wheateater]

I don't understand. Victor is paying you to run this video? So you are paying for views??? Why? The video has no other substance to it.

[jasonspeaks]

Why so serious?

[sluggbaitt]

You look like david cross, kind of.

[jasonspeaks]

I will take this as a compliment. I think David Cross is totally cool.

[sluggbaitt]

Totally meant as one.

[JDubbsTheatre]

I'll put you on my autoplay. Of course, I make nothing and have no autoplay. Wait, that means you get my channel for free. Is this a scam?

[jasonspeaks]

Give me your paypal address. LOL.

[Germandoggg]

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[jasonspeaks]

best. comment. ever.

[jasonspeaks]

You get a +1 from me German :)

[omgitslukky]

I've been a partner for like 3 weeks, I have haven't got any cash.

I just wanted the banners though. (The real money is in merchandising.)

[tomgreen99]

Very cool idea.

[voodoou20two]

intresting idea...

[HeidiSaid]

serious business...

[ChuckImania]

I don't get why... but way to go bro!

[jasonspeaks]

Dude, bro, dudeson, broseph, brobro, vato.. sup?

[cooksterz]

For cash eh? At least youll get a crapload of views! Dollars not cents! Partners, could be recieving paypal dollars by next week! ha - Great offer Jase! :D

[KimOsh72]

lol haha hardcore business man!

[quuaa1]

I have no idea what he's talking about.

[jasonspeaks]

Neither do i.

[supered86]

haha, what's the point? to get a shitload of views?... to... become a partner?!?!?!!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Jeez, do you take him seriously?

[HeidiSaid]

Are you surprised? ;)

[Rowdyeh]

Sorry but YAWN...

[unclehankftw]

Totally agree, this guy is SO FUCKING BORING. He should become an hero next.

[jasonspeaks]

blocking you.

[TickerTwiztedTales]

.....wait wait how the FUCK do you even become a partner?? I WANT CPM!! how?? dude, tell me!

your quite the business man though. sign me up. do it! I'll partner with you! the Ticker commands you to sign me up!!

in the dephs of hell lies

Ticker Twizted

and i want to sign up!

[jasonspeaks]

Wow dude. Type in "Partner Program" on the main page, i think that's what you're looking for. Good look Dudeson.

[snarkdetriomphe]

hey now jason :)

do you have a penny jar? cause that would be more like it... dollar is too much!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Hey, don't laugh! Those pennies add up! And I need it for my legal defense fund.

[jasonspeaks]

I know, i think paypal is winning from all the transfer fees.

[hayyygurlhayyy]

brobrobro off the hinges bro

[FumblingForTheLight]

I wish I were a partner so that I could take advantage of this generous offer.

[jasonspeaks]

me too.

[HeidiSaid]

I'm so in for 7 cents!

[HeidiSaid]

Done.

[jasonspeaks]

Awesome I saw it! Paypal sent.

[johnhart30]

Your so serious cause you want the hits...nothing more, nothing less. Anyone could do this and get what your looking for.

Some just aren't here for the fame. Like you?

[hayyygurlhayyy]

serious business

[jasonspeaks]

zomg. you got me bro. =P

[joe6panther6]

Yeah, money talks.. I'm a Partner and I earn $0.00.

Nobody clicks those ads. No one cares to unless they care enough to support the artist.

I signed up for the additional features. No cash out of my pocket...

[jasonspeaks]

Dude your background image on your page totally kicks ass and creeps me out all at once. Good times.

[theunknownknows]

What's the tune at the end of this vid ?

[Draklems]

Yes, yes it is serious buis..

[JustA11en]

Done. Pro bono publico.

[jasonspeaks]

Wow, i'm honored. GOOD TIMES.

HEY NOW~~~

[jasonspeaks]

So far I think I'm .0025 out of pocket. Not a bad investment. Buy low, Sell HIGH, as they say on the streets. Good times :)

[leafdude]

great idea....cheers!

[jasonspeaks]

Dude, Leafdude. bro. sup #2 hockeypuck!

[jround93]

Isn't this guy going to lose money if he pays Youtubers to have an autoplay but he won't make money back if he isn't a Youtube Partner?

[jasonspeaks]

If you wanna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs.

[Gimmeabreakman]

I'm cheap. And actually you mentioning my name is in a video is more than YT has done for me monetarily-wise. So.. check my page. You get one week.

[geogodley]

new movie trailer soon, will contact you

[jasonspeaks]

Paypal sent dude. You'll need it for your legal defense fund.

[Germandoggg]

You dont have to explain yourself gimmeafailman.... oh and by the way unblock me you accident-child sperm waste internet creep !!!

[jasonspeaks]

LOL German

[Gimmeabreakman]

You have been unblocked for weeks, good sir. That gimmeafailman was very clever. Very clever indeed.

[RadicalComedy]

I think this is a great idea....~Raven

[beornborg]

hope this works out for you.

[MarksCoffeehouse]

Man, with the cash you're flashing, most YT partners would do a lot more than autoplay you dude!

[moresepiatone]

Lockjaw, then...buckets.

[jasonspeaks]

this, i gotta hear. bananaphone tonight. hopefully.

[jasonspeaks]

Ya think? I hope that would be the case. I've got the capital to make the YT partnership work for me.

[andymcgaffigan]

throw in a can of simonize and you've got a deal.

[geogodley]

new movie trailer soon, will contact you

[jasonspeaks]

rockin.

[jasonspeaks]

Dude. I got one used can of Turtle Wax, it's about 1/3 full but it's still good and hasn't hardened yet. Will that do?

[Gemm73]

srs bsnss..... ;P

[fckuvrymch]

hehehehehehehehe hahahahahahahaha :)

[Germandoggg]

Did you sell a shirt so far??

[unclehankftw]

sh.

[jasonspeaks]

Do you want a discount German?

[JimmerSD]

Saw this on JohnCocktoston's autoplayer. Man this is a good idea! I think that some get 0.25/1000. Just think of it man...wow! Can you actually write a check for $.25? LOL

[JohnCocktoston]

You can have mine for free. Consider this video autoplayed.

[fallofautumndistro]

I threw it in mine for free too, JC. When are you coming back man? I miss the parody of the week, I thought that was going to be a great series.

[JimmerSD]

What he said John!

[geogodley]

new movie trailer soon, will contact you

[geogodley]

new movie trailer soon, will contact you

[jasonspeaks]

Dude, you rock. Paypal sent bro bro.

[Aceswolf]

This is a Great Idea man :) I think this would also Prove to people How GREEDY these Partners are :) Hahahahahahahahaha Great Job man :)

[samtwist]

He's serious people }:)

[onlywhenprovoked]

lol. jason. dude. you rock. lol

[czarwright]

hehehe

[fallofautumndistro]

I'll donate a few days.

[jasonspeaks]

Paypal sent buddy! thanks for your support!

[True5cience]

lol

[JustA11en]

A whole dollar?

*looks for 800 number*

>:D

[jasonspeaks]

spread the word.

[samtwist]

A whole one Allen. A whole one

[jasonspeaks]

Allen is still in negotiations with me but I think he'll feature this eventually. LOL.