Re: white people jokes

[911masta]

why do white people have blue/green vanes?

because their skin is as thin and as white as paper

why do white people like to tan a lot?

because they don't like they way they look

[kingben821]

@911masta What the hell, you fail like fuck

[Jesusgerbil]

lol omfg nascar sucks, i like jeff dunham and cocks in my mouth

[Dedric5]

NASCAR sucks its 200 laps of cars taking a left turn, just thought i should say that....

[pimpofdoom]

@Dedric5 nascar is crap theres no skilla nd there almost always tightly grouped its also very loud

a much better alternatice for nascar racers is the burburgring in germany (if i remember correctly) hardest track in the world theyd all prolly die

[Dedric5]

@pimpofdoom Duh nascar sucks

[MrSope123]

I don't get can someone explain pls

[MMML1312]

cant beliieve he made fun of his own race



[xXtinyteddyXx]

what goes in the bin? ....

white trash

[POPASHLY1]

LMAO

[TheHottoo1]

does that stand for NO BLACKS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[myfresh180]

White jokes is lame as fuck .very few good ones

[ed5639]

i dont get it

[Ayisiens]

@ed5639 i didnt eather.i never get any jokes white people tell.

[squints702]

CUNT

[TheHottoo1]

@squints702 LOL

[SeliendaSmiles]

HE LOOKS LIKE THAT BULL FROM THAT STUNT MOVIE !!

THE ONE THAT'S LIKE HHHWHERE HHHHWHY ?

Do you know who I'm talking about?? lmfao

~SeliendaSmiles~

[phillypa88]

funnier white person joke.....who writes the checks of every famous black entertainer, a white man. Its funny because its true you see?

[guitarhero2211]

@phillypa88 it is true that black people are becoming richer than white people. glad you could point out the obvious

[ramsey1chris]

@phillypa88 How is that a joke>? Oh, your just hating....

[TheHottoo1]

@phillypa88 WTF DO YOU MEAN IS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE OR A BAKE ( bake stands for insolt

[jhonnybyah]

lol look at the dumbasses who dont get it

[TheHottoo1]

@jhonnybyah HEY IM ONE OF THOSE DUMB ASSES DOES THAT STAND FOR NO BLACKS ALLOWED!?!

[ml21206]

why did madonna go to the mall? Cause thought a pair of nike would fit her and she was running late for an interview at the motel while she was singing... he he he........ I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT PEOPLE.

[dominicangta4]

haha i get it lol

[MrJuanatx512]

These are better:

1. How do you teach a white virgin about sex?

You don't have to as long as they have cousins.

2. Why don't white people ever get caught cheating? Because they always tell the truth. "Hey honey I'm going out to eat with my sister". Hahaha

[dionteeeee]

lololol

[bepoppy1242]

what is nba mean?

[untamedsnake]

@bepoppy1242 nothing but african...

[StashBurners]

lol

[RealFutureStar33]

i love this joke

[bak2snus]

didnt get it

[imme824]

THAT WHITE GUYS SUCK AT BASKETBALL

[9241153]

he said all the black people are better so there not on the bench

[kaleeful]

wat the hell was that suposed to mean bitch

[imme824]

u idiot, it means that white guys arent good at basketball

[doobieman13]

lol

[sharingon32]

EEWW LOOK at that guys room nasty and hes gay

[1Nyro]

lmfao. the fake laugh was enoyable.

A half Jewish, half black boy asks his mother, "Ma, which am I more, Jewish or black?" The mother replies, "You're my son and I love you no matter what, but why do you want to know?" The boy says, "My friend wants to sell me his bike for £50 and I'm wondering whether I should haggle like a good Jewish boy, or whether I should just stab the cunt and take it."

[64talb]

lol!! thats... funny

[1Nyro]

why, thank you.

[AceofSpadez17]

HAHAH

[ajbaj303]

dude that made my day

[1Nyro]

lol, i should post some more.

[ajbaj303]

fer sure

[MrFreeman420]

its true -_-

[Knowledge9001]

Why do white people like to play hockey?

Its the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.

[matman163]

lol. i thought it was because black people don't like the cold.

[TaiBlaq]

HA HA HA

[bluesteel1026]

@Knowledge9001 uhh thats like syaing why do black ppl play football? its the only other way to hit someone and not go to jail...

[orlandoman54]

fuggin Kelso?

[NJakini]

@orlandoman54

u give that guy too much credit to be kelso. hes too much of a loser

[socomsgh]

OMFG it's Kelso

[LeatherfaceUSA]

i like to bite my niples when i masterbate, how about you?

[ohsuckitup2]

LMAO!

[ballfolif]

good one kevin.