@insanemethod1 no sorry thats you. if you believe in a god that demands dead sheep for offerings (fruit just wont cut it) and that tells people to kill their children to test how devoted they are to him.
@YourRoadToHell im not arguing whether god is real or not, or the validity of the bible itself. im just saying this isnt how it happened in the bible.
anyways, nobody really cares if you believe in god or not, so keep it to yourself. judging by your name, you are one of those atheists who hates christianity just for shits and giggles. what about hinduism? islam?
@insanemethod1 except for the obvious chronological discrepancies I see no reason how the portrayal of the bible stories here contradicts the actual bible. i mean with the ridiculous abraham story, it says that god stopped abrahams hand, but since zed and oh are claiming to be messengers of god this is how it might have really went down for all we know. Christianity is a heap of shit that is fun to make fun of, I gotta admit, but Islam and Judaisim is not better at all actually.
Funny, Hilarious, specially how the do such a hystorical time line and make fun of all the different cultures, i'll buy this one as soon as i get the first chance to do so!
Favorite part is when oh was rubbingt oil on the fat dude and nema (ohs girlfriend) comes and acts like he is gay, and my other fav part is when the oh is locked up and hes upside down and he pees all over himself :)
Yeah I would because he provides all my needs. Although it might turn out like the story of Abraham whom God told to sacrifice is only son Isaac, Abraham believed God will provide and an animal just appear cut in the bushes and God told him to sacrifice it instead
its funny and if you dont like it shut up no one likes to read you trash so go wa wa wa on your face book like you got a life other then trash talkin everything
This movie is very witty. It seems some people have their panties in a twist because they say that the movie is making fun of the bible but that's not true, if anything it's a parody of the bible. People are taking it too seriously and just need to learn to open their minds a little more.
i dont see how this got such bad reviews... the point of its timeline is to kinda tell biblical history... I mean seriously, the cavemen, Cain killing his brother, Abel. and the falling of Gomorrah and Sodom? Cynical asses gave it bad reviews because they couldn't wrap their minds around it due to their stupidity... Thumbs up if you agree.
i wana this movie in my life lol ? i'm just jokin hahhhahhhaha
s39628 10 hours ago
hello
Wetblanket25 15 hours ago
THUMBS UP FOR NOTHING
SGTSCHIZAH 16 hours ago
lol they were accused of hyperbole? LOL
orangejuiceangelaa 19 hours ago
>:P dont eat the fruit damn it
miladimedina 1 day ago
Hank Azaria is just so funny!
terrfomp92 1 day ago
Thank you
koolnoon21 2 days ago in playlist Crackle Top Movies & Shows
thats our stoner *points at KG* XD
The666Reaper1 2 days ago
JB and KG :O
The666Reaper1 2 days ago
awkward when there's a netflix commercial on a Crackle movie.
ktthross 2 days ago in playlist Crackle Top Movies & Shows
This is stupid.
whitsoxdude 2 days ago
The ending was great
hellow441 3 days ago
@Ocularion9 I'm sure he does, but I don't think this movie is funny anyway.
tidewaterboy1 4 days ago
you think its not going to be akward but wow
StephanieMcmahon69 4 days ago
holy of "freholies" lmao
1234deadmau51 4 days ago
lol "you fucked the pooch on this one" :P
RandomTeenageQueen 4 days ago
This movie is funny. Cant believe its free.
cs7980 5 days ago
"There wont be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose" Haha XD
boatcarsighnout6 5 days ago 3
My life...ITS COMPLETED!Ill die happily now.
SuperMrYugioh 6 days ago
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i think this was too low rated i thout it was funny
justinmk114 6 days ago
funny movie. recommend it
fejic 6 days ago
"Im sorry, i wasnt listening, all my brain blood is in my boner" LMAO
Hazilol 6 days ago
"Wait right there ill be back to cut your penises" omg love it!
iScoot32 6 days ago
shes really making that banana last :]
OMEGAWATCHER96 6 days ago
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LIlWa3James 6 days ago
@LIlWa3James Wow No you didnt!
ella2450 6 days ago
@LIlWa3James Oh I get it, that's what you type when your having a seizure.
Very nice.
HazardOfExistance 6 days ago
me to
norm1234321 6 days ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh its not my house
mfrosty13 6 days ago
load, idiots
MrPiggyDomination 6 days ago
I'm watching this now lol
dananort 6 days ago
It's a good thing they all speak the same language in the ancient world. It makes speech giving a lot more convenient.
nobleheight 6 days ago
you washed your hair last year!
jacob61845 6 days ago
halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOVAsix6 1 week ago
it takes forever to lode
markcosby55 1 week ago
Muslce tribe of danger and excellence. D:
TheForEverSunShine 1 week ago
"Maybe you can tell if they ate some shit, There's a lot of shit in that shit." That's my favorite thing he says. xD
Leon91195 1 week ago 2
"pass, next question.."
msv6221 1 week ago
ive watched this movie many times and it still makes me laugh
coondog1014 1 week ago
thumbs up if your watching this on may 2,0001
TheTalkinCat 1 week ago
same 36 sec video every time piss off you retarded ads
Epicsims1 1 week ago
36:00 White Sands Missle Range in New Mexico!! Loved liviing there!!
RazorbaxRed 1 week ago
Kane is a boss.
babyiburn 1 week ago
i just LOVE how all the dumbasses are fighting about god and all that bull shit. its a fucking comedy movie. gtfo.
ShylaBear123 1 week ago
WOW no wonder this movie is free to watch...
Slyguyfawkes 1 week ago
Ask me something! anything. where do baby's come from. Next question. . .
Jerryguy1818 1 week ago
Did he just throw his balls at him?. . .that's fantastic
Jerryguy1818 1 week ago 20
he really ate some shit lol
RealRealLiv3ENT 1 week ago
they sooo mess up the bible stories. its wrong, but that aside it is funny
quareterhorse4496 1 week ago
@quareterhorse4496 no they dont mess them up, they present them as they happened. you mad?
YourRoadToHell 1 week ago
@YourRoadToHell im sorry, but are you fucking retarded?
insanemethod1 1 week ago
@insanemethod1 no sorry thats you. if you believe in a god that demands dead sheep for offerings (fruit just wont cut it) and that tells people to kill their children to test how devoted they are to him.
YourRoadToHell 1 week ago
@YourRoadToHell oh and a god that insists you cut off the tip of your dick lmfao
YourRoadToHell 1 week ago
@YourRoadToHell im not arguing whether god is real or not, or the validity of the bible itself. im just saying this isnt how it happened in the bible.
anyways, nobody really cares if you believe in god or not, so keep it to yourself. judging by your name, you are one of those atheists who hates christianity just for shits and giggles. what about hinduism? islam?
insanemethod1 1 week ago
@insanemethod1 except for the obvious chronological discrepancies I see no reason how the portrayal of the bible stories here contradicts the actual bible. i mean with the ridiculous abraham story, it says that god stopped abrahams hand, but since zed and oh are claiming to be messengers of god this is how it might have really went down for all we know. Christianity is a heap of shit that is fun to make fun of, I gotta admit, but Islam and Judaisim is not better at all actually.
YourRoadToHell 1 week ago
Funny, Hilarious, specially how the do such a hystorical time line and make fun of all the different cultures, i'll buy this one as soon as i get the first chance to do so!
olddog745 1 week ago
lmfao, and the critics do suck.
Righteous130 1 week ago
it was a nice fun movie on a scale of 1 to 10 I give it a 8
TimsInspirations 1 week ago
hysterical I love Jack Black and there are a ton of one liners from Cera. the critics suk-I would watch this movie again.
Ocularion9 1 week ago 2
let go of his titty
zandrialex 1 week ago
Thumbs up or Ill kill you where you stand!
ByTheGram 2 weeks ago 45
@ByTheGram scared the shit out of me cuz somebody was behind me just now lol XD i liked it :D
zandrialex 1 week ago
@ByTheGram im sitting?
volcomstonerrrful 1 week ago
@ByTheGram You can't kill me, I died in the holy of holies. :(
Leon91195 1 week ago
@ByTheGram Oh, a shooting star thats the best!
oAlieNz 5 days ago
@ByTheGram I'm laying down :3
ForerunnerEditz 4 days ago
@ForerunnerEditz hahah
ThePurceB 3 days ago in playlist MV
@ByTheGram what if i'm sitting?
MafiaAssassin92 11 hours ago
llllllllllloooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee this movie so much so cool it rocks
hellokittyfan962 2 weeks ago in playlist year one
this is so cool that its free
1annececi 2 weeks ago
Hi eema! Hi eema.. Hi... lol
cartoonslooneyness 2 weeks ago 2
The critics had it all wrong, i thought it was funny as hell!
USAsouthcarolina 2 weeks ago
it ok
lilkhector1996 2 weeks ago
goin to sadom
relosap 2 weeks ago
im not into guys, LOL.
EragonLego 2 weeks ago
Jet stream in the sky at 1:31:11
DeOppressoLiber11 2 weeks ago
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DeOppressoLiber11 2 weeks ago
I'm hanging upside down and I really have to pee LMBO
gmailmeena 2 weeks ago
man critics suck at rating movies because this was really good and funny
warrior3198 2 weeks ago
hahahah dude did the mate dance hahahahahah @10:50 nigga had some moves
RomeoProductionz 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure i would be just like jack black and michael cera if i was ever in year one lol
AvEnGeD574 2 weeks ago
@AvEnGeD574 i fill u
like konfu panda
dajonondeck313 2 weeks ago
@dajonondeck313 I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
MarcLloydZ 2 weeks ago
i dont care what the critics say... any movie with jack black is awesome!
topem97 2 weeks ago
did eddie riggs build that buid boars head thing
NextKingOfGamez 2 weeks ago
MCLOVIN BITCHES
luggety 2 weeks ago
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Guerlenswaterice 2 weeks ago
funny funny funny
1544702 2 weeks ago
Favorite part is when oh was rubbingt oil on the fat dude and nema (ohs girlfriend) comes and acts like he is gay, and my other fav part is when the oh is locked up and hes upside down and he pees all over himself :)
gupsshow 2 weeks ago
awesome movie , it'sgood for watching multiple times
Nkereal 2 weeks ago
ridiculously stupid but hilarious at the same time hahaha
forddixie1 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
this is so underrated haha.
YourRoadToHell 2 weeks ago
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BeautyGeek99 2 weeks ago
0:19:48 2 girls 1 cup out this bit! lol
51bluedragon 2 weeks ago
Your the most amazing warrior! I mean the way you punched that lady. lol
MasterSgtBlack 2 weeks ago
burny burny cut cut
Dasgestiegene 2 weeks ago
Paul Rudd at the end. Gotta use as much of that footage as possible. It wasn't cheap.
joshuabil 3 weeks ago
this movie rocks
larryrocks2121 3 weeks ago
the cane and able part always cracks me up.
STREETBLAZERR 3 weeks ago
to the north lol
etcforever1 3 weeks ago
i freakin luv this movie more and more everytime i see it
rocklove227 3 weeks ago
when your friend is going to die bya snake eat more fruit
matt09909 3 weeks ago
I think i got sand in my ass
Ill take a look in it when we get to sodom
CAPTAINPLANETTTT69 3 weeks ago
was funny though!!!
aladdine507 3 weeks ago
may anybody who Ridicule the faith of our father Ibrahim shall see no sleep.
aladdine507 3 weeks ago
this is my woman, get out of here. or i will kill you where i stand. just go. get out of here. or i will kill you where i stand...
Realitystrength 3 weeks ago
1:10:40 and so on XD.... im peein on my face too...on the inside
TheColbyWeed 3 weeks ago
i like this movie its a shame they gave it negative reviews
orpheantearsippin 3 weeks ago
BURNY BURNY CUT CUT
betanick14 3 weeks ago
This Is A Really Good Movie. Even after The 5th Or 6th Time.
heyyeww 3 weeks ago
Rotten tomato's Aka Kids who sit in their parents basements and rate movies.
ProphetPosse91 3 weeks ago
nudhs hsn ajhd louv loving kindness. lol
andesmintlover 3 weeks ago
If God told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
SoloCport 3 weeks ago 12
@SoloCport
Yeah I would because he provides all my needs. Although it might turn out like the story of Abraham whom God told to sacrifice is only son Isaac, Abraham believed God will provide and an animal just appear cut in the bushes and God told him to sacrifice it instead
Tbone180000 3 weeks ago
@SoloCport haha not again!
Snikeniken 1 week ago
@SoloCport oh yes I would cause I'm not a pagan
bi0hazard9 1 week ago
Favorite part was when the guy threw his nut sack at them lolol
jeff45x 3 weeks ago 15
@jeff45x that was gables
gamerserver1 3 weeks ago
Ok for some reason whenever I try to watch a movie it has a sound issue. Namely, the sound doesn't work unless I twitch the youtube volume around.
Blackout5871 3 weeks ago
@Blackout5871 thanks for letting us know bro
jodyyjohnsonn 3 weeks ago
(( 55:55 ))
TheColbyWeed 3 weeks ago
0:55:40 and so on>>> Partys Insain.....Jack Black vocals~ emp emp ..to beink em ne erina nia! hahaXD great stuff!!
TheColbyWeed 3 weeks ago
XD 16:30 and so on (( itsa cougar...~dont...~move...~aNuscle....)) XD hahaha Jack Black pro statis..
TheColbyWeed 3 weeks ago
7:40 .. its got.. sortof a Knowledgy taste >>
TheColbyWeed 3 weeks ago 2
She's not your woman, you can't own people *in a slave cart*
ZhaoYun15233 3 weeks ago 2
"what happened to your spear? aww i uh modified.. made it a snub-nose" HAHAHA thats just classic haha
shogun111000 3 weeks ago
movies sucks
babygirl001n 3 weeks ago
hitting girls in the head with sticks... that's how the cavemen roofied their bitches. :D
toofastforlove81 3 weeks ago
this movies the bomb!!!!! F...ck u haters
jdbutch31 3 weeks ago
i wiil kill u where you stand
ndthe1 4 weeks ago
not too bad
stitch5277 4 weeks ago
michael cera nuted hella quick
24khanna 4 weeks ago
hahahahahaah burny burny cot cot
101starrboy 4 weeks ago in playlist Crackle Top Movies & Shows
mclovin:)
Gord0h 4 weeks ago 11
Toby Turner moment at 12:10 hahahah
Kruegzees 4 weeks ago
funny
msalioop158 4 weeks ago
dont a kno what im a whatchin......ACKWARDDD!!!!
MsMusiclover10000 4 weeks ago
Funny and fun to watch.
MrBIGHURST 4 weeks ago
lol dad nooo nooo lol '
supermanboy1231 4 weeks ago
6:37-6:41 LOL!!
xLegendaryxBAMx 4 weeks ago
Entertaining! But strange. I enjoyed it though :)
MsLalalallalalallall 1 month ago
funny just funny
echoev1 1 month ago
is this free
ThePokemonrockz1 1 month ago
@ThePokemonrockz1 dumb fucking question
pmonbob 4 weeks ago
@ThePokemonrockz1 duhhrr
IsabellaSwan66 4 weeks ago
unbelievably stupid... yet i watched....
BrandorT 1 month ago
good movie..gotta love it...
MrNastyshot78 1 month ago
youtube is mad slow
ONYXFEAR 1 month ago
@ONYXFEAR its not youtube its your connection
milodaone 4 weeks ago
ohh found out jouno temple
s16penser 1 month ago
whos the blonde chick???
s16penser 1 month ago
The blonde hair chick basically describes the girls that live in my city.
buzzardkiller92 1 month ago
netflex on down for maintenance right now. youtube free movies is pretty awesome
BlueRice 1 month ago
THAT WAS FUNNY... 7 OUT OF 10!
VINDICTIVEPICTURES 1 month ago
its funny and if you dont like it shut up no one likes to read you trash so go wa wa wa on your face book like you got a life other then trash talkin everything
joker092410 1 month ago
This movie is very witty. It seems some people have their panties in a twist because they say that the movie is making fun of the bible but that's not true, if anything it's a parody of the bible. People are taking it too seriously and just need to learn to open their minds a little more.
MaggiexThexNerd 1 month ago
I've been watching for 24minutes now and I've yet to laugh.. I'm lost..
BlackBuddha777 1 month ago
why is there forbidin fruit ??????????????????
death123536 1 month ago
that chick at the begining was really hot till she lifted her arm up
ILikePudding35 1 month ago 2
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yedirelig12345 1 month ago
Lol... "Don't eat those feces!" "Why?" "A squirrel could've peed on it!"
LilCagenut 1 month ago
pretty good
123meanguy 1 month ago
wow this movie is fucking funny!!!!!
cheesedesert 1 month ago
i don't get how this movie got so many bad reviews
haleyzo13 1 month ago
@haleyzo13 Because it's a weak rip-off of History of the World, Part 1
mooseasaurusrex 1 month ago
I want you to enter the holy of holys. That's funny I want you to sit on the poley of poley's. lol!
bergkshire 1 month ago
love tht movie!!! it was so funny lmao
TeNecia010 1 month ago
I quit watching at 38:00. Just a little too inaccurate/heretical for me.
tidewaterboy1 1 month ago
@tidewaterboy1 whaa! why so serious?Guess what??!!God has a sense of humor-
Ocularion9 4 days ago
burny burny cut cut!! lol
Whitexfire 1 month ago
Y isn't the movie playing?
aatorres5 1 month ago 3
i lo0ve the new BING song youtube makes when you thumbs up a coment
MRsniffy112 1 month ago
i see just how this got such bad reviews
eggimage 1 month ago
i dont see how this got such bad reviews... the point of its timeline is to kinda tell biblical history... I mean seriously, the cavemen, Cain killing his brother, Abel. and the falling of Gomorrah and Sodom? Cynical asses gave it bad reviews because they couldn't wrap their minds around it due to their stupidity... Thumbs up if you agree.
LilCagenut 1 month ago 66
@LilCagenut Yes,it did do all this... just with a Jack Black twist. ;)
mycandypigs925 3 weeks ago
no with your nut sack of course with your hand
money10man10 1 month ago 2