Year One
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  • i wana this movie in my life lol ? i'm just jokin hahhhahhhaha

  • hello

  • THUMBS UP FOR NOTHING

  • lol they were accused of hyperbole? LOL

  • >:P dont eat the fruit damn it

  • Hank Azaria is just so funny!

  • Thank you

  • thats our stoner *points at KG* XD

  • JB and KG :O

  • awkward when there's a netflix commercial on a Crackle movie.

  • This is stupid.

  • The ending was great

  • @Ocularion9 I'm sure he does, but I don't think this movie is funny anyway.

  • you think its not going to be akward but wow

  • holy of "freholies" lmao

  • lol "you fucked the pooch on this one" :P

  • This movie is funny. Cant believe its free.

  • "There wont be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose" Haha XD

  • My life...ITS COMPLETED!Ill die happily now.

  • funny movie. recommend it

  • "Im sorry, i wasnt listening, all my brain blood is in my boner" LMAO

  • "Wait right there ill be back to cut your penises" omg love it!

  • shes really making that banana last :]

  • WOW[iminent=aclPABgUWfOB]

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    I have just posted a cool Emoticon!

  • @LIlWa3James Wow No you didnt!

  • @LIlWa3James Oh I get it, that's what you type when your having a seizure.

    Very nice.

  • me to

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh its not my house

  • load, idiots

  • I'm watching this now lol

  • It's a good thing they all speak the same language in the ancient world. It makes speech giving a lot more convenient.

  • you washed your hair last year!

  • halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • it takes forever to lode

  • Muslce tribe of danger and excellence. D:

  • "Maybe you can tell if they ate some shit, There's a lot of shit in that shit." That's my favorite thing he says. xD

  • "pass, next question.."

  • ive watched this movie many times and it still makes me laugh

    

  • thumbs up if your watching this on  may 2,0001

  • same 36 sec video every time piss off you retarded ads

  • 36:00 White Sands Missle Range in New Mexico!! Loved liviing there!!

  • Kane is a boss.

  • i just LOVE how all the dumbasses are fighting about god and all that bull shit. its a fucking comedy movie. gtfo.

  • WOW no wonder this movie is free to watch...

  • Ask me something! anything. where do baby's come from. Next question. . .

  • Did he just throw his balls at him?. . .that's fantastic

  • he really ate some shit lol

  • they sooo mess up the bible stories. its wrong, but that aside it is funny

  • @quareterhorse4496 no they dont mess them up, they present them as they happened. you mad?

  • @YourRoadToHell im sorry, but are you fucking retarded?

  • @insanemethod1 no sorry thats you. if you believe in a god that demands dead sheep for offerings (fruit just wont cut it) and that tells people to kill their children to test how devoted they are to him.

  • @YourRoadToHell oh and a god that insists you cut off the tip of your dick lmfao

  • @YourRoadToHell im not arguing whether god is real or not, or the validity of the bible itself. im just saying this isnt how it happened in the bible.

    anyways, nobody really cares if you believe in god or not, so keep it to yourself. judging by your name, you are one of those atheists who hates christianity just for shits and giggles. what about hinduism? islam?

  • @insanemethod1 except for the obvious chronological discrepancies I see no reason how the portrayal of the bible stories here contradicts the actual bible. i mean with the ridiculous abraham story, it says that god stopped abrahams hand, but since zed and oh are claiming to be messengers of god this is how it might have really went down for all we know. Christianity is a heap of shit that is fun to make fun of, I gotta admit, but Islam and Judaisim is not better at all actually.

  • Funny, Hilarious, specially how the do such a hystorical time line and make fun of all the different cultures, i'll buy this one as soon as i get the first chance to do so!

  • lmfao, and the critics do suck.

  • it was a nice fun movie on a scale of 1 to 10 I give it a 8

  • hysterical I love Jack Black and there are a ton of one liners from Cera. the critics suk-I would watch this movie again.

  • let go of his titty

  • Thumbs up or Ill kill you where you stand!

  • @ByTheGram scared the shit out of me cuz somebody was behind me just now lol XD i liked it :D

  • @ByTheGram im sitting?

  • @ByTheGram You can't kill me, I died in the holy of holies. :(

  • @ByTheGram Oh, a shooting star thats the best!

  • @ByTheGram I'm laying down :3

  • @ForerunnerEditz hahah

    

  • @ByTheGram what if i'm sitting?

  • llllllllllloooooooooooooovvvvv­vvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee this movie so much so cool it rocks

    

  • this is so cool that its free

  • Hi eema! Hi eema.. Hi... lol

  • The critics had it all wrong, i thought it was funny as hell!

  • it ok

    

  • goin to sadom

  • im not into guys, LOL.

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  • I'm hanging upside down and I really have to pee LMBO

  • man critics suck at rating movies because this was really good and funny

  • hahahah dude did the mate dance hahahahahah @10:50 nigga had some moves

  • I'm pretty sure i would be just like jack black and michael cera if i was ever in year one lol

  • @AvEnGeD574 i fill u

    like konfu panda

  • @dajonondeck313 I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i dont care what the critics say... any movie with jack black is awesome!

  • did eddie riggs build that buid boars head thing

  • MCLOVIN BITCHES

  • funny funny funny

  • Favorite part is when oh was rubbingt oil on the fat dude and nema (ohs girlfriend) comes and acts like he is gay, and my other fav part is when the oh is locked up and hes upside down and he pees all over himself :)

  • awesome movie , it'sgood for watching multiple times

  • ridiculously stupid but hilarious at the same time hahaha

  • this is so underrated haha. 

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  • 0:19:48 2 girls 1 cup out this bit! lol

  • Your the most amazing warrior! I mean the way you punched that lady. lol

  • burny burny cut cut

  • Paul Rudd at the end. Gotta use as much of that footage as possible. It wasn't cheap.

  • this movie rocks

    

  • the cane and able part always cracks me up.

  • to the north lol

  • i freakin luv this movie more and more everytime i see it

  • when your friend is going to die bya snake eat more fruit

  • I think i got sand in my ass

    Ill take a look in it when we get to sodom

  • was funny though!!!

  • may anybody who Ridicule the faith of our father Ibrahim shall see no sleep.

  • this is my woman, get out of here. or i will kill you where i stand. just go. get out of here. or i will kill you where i stand...

  • 1:10:40 and so on XD.... im peein on my face too...on the inside

  • i like this movie its a shame they gave it negative reviews

  • BURNY BURNY CUT CUT

  • This Is A Really Good Movie. Even after The 5th Or 6th Time.

  • Rotten tomato's Aka Kids who sit in their parents basements and rate movies.

  • nudhs hsn ajhd louv loving kindness. lol

  • If God told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

  • @SoloCport

    Yeah I would because he provides all my needs. Although it might turn out like the story of Abraham whom God told to sacrifice is only son Isaac, Abraham believed God will provide and an animal just appear cut in the bushes and God told him to sacrifice it instead

  • @SoloCport haha not again!

  • @SoloCport oh yes I would cause I'm not a pagan

  • Favorite part was when the guy threw his nut sack at them lolol

  • @jeff45x that was gables

  • Ok for some reason whenever I try to watch a movie it has a sound issue. Namely, the sound doesn't work unless I twitch the youtube volume around.

  • @Blackout5871 thanks for letting us know bro

  • (( 55:55 ))

  • 0:55:40 and so on>>> Partys Insain.....Jack Black vocals~ emp emp ..to beink em ne erina nia!  hahaXD great stuff!!

  • XD 16:30 and so on (( itsa cougar...~dont...~move...~aNus­cle....)) XD hahaha Jack Black pro statis..

  • 7:40 .. its got.. sortof a Knowledgy taste >>

  • She's not your woman, you can't own people *in a slave cart*

  • "what happened to your spear? aww i uh modified.. made it a snub-nose" HAHAHA thats just classic haha

  • movies sucks

  • hitting girls in the head with sticks... that's how the cavemen roofied their bitches. :D

  • this movies the bomb!!!!! F...ck u haters

  • i wiil kill u where you stand

  • not too bad

  • michael cera nuted hella quick

  • hahahahahaah burny burny cot cot

  • mclovin:)

    

  • Toby Turner moment at 12:10 hahahah

  • funny

  • dont a kno what im a whatchin......ACKWARDDD!!!!

  • Funny and fun to watch.

  • lol dad nooo nooo lol '

  • 6:37-6:41 LOL!!

  • Entertaining! But strange. I enjoyed it though :)

  • funny just funny

  • is this free

  • @ThePokemonrockz1 dumb fucking question 

  • @ThePokemonrockz1 duhhrr

  • unbelievably stupid... yet i watched....

  • good movie..gotta love it...

  • youtube is mad slow

  • @ONYXFEAR its not youtube its your connection

  • ohh found out jouno temple

  • whos the blonde chick???

    

  • The blonde hair chick basically describes the girls that live in my city.

  • netflex on down for maintenance right now. youtube free movies is pretty awesome

  • THAT WAS FUNNY... 7 OUT OF 10!

  • its funny and if you dont like it shut up no one likes to read you trash so go wa wa wa on your face book like you got a life other then trash talkin everything

  • This movie is very witty. It seems some people have their panties in a twist because they say that the movie is making fun of the bible but that's not true, if anything it's a parody of the bible. People are taking it too seriously and just need to learn to open their minds a little more.

  • I've been watching for 24minutes now and I've yet to laugh.. I'm lost..

  • why is there forbidin fruit ??????????????????

  • that chick at the begining was really hot till she lifted her arm up

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  • Lol... "Don't eat those feces!" "Why?" "A squirrel could've peed on it!"

  • pretty good

  • wow this movie is fucking funny!!!!!

  • i don't get how this movie got so many bad reviews

  • @haleyzo13 Because it's a weak rip-off of History of the World, Part 1

  • I want you to enter the holy of holys. That's funny I want you to sit on the poley of poley's. lol!

  • love tht movie!!! it was so funny lmao

  • I quit watching at 38:00. Just a little too inaccurate/heretical for me.

  • @tidewaterboy1 whaa! why so serious?Guess what??!!God has a sense of humor-

  • burny burny cut cut!! lol

    

  • Y isn't the movie playing?

  • i lo0ve the new BING song youtube makes when you thumbs up a coment

  • i see just how this got such bad reviews

  • i dont see how this got such bad reviews... the point of its timeline is to kinda tell biblical history... I mean seriously, the cavemen, Cain killing his brother, Abel. and the falling of Gomorrah and Sodom? Cynical asses gave it bad reviews because they couldn't wrap their minds around it due to their stupidity... Thumbs up if you agree. 

  • @LilCagenut Yes,it did do all this... just with a Jack Black twist. ;)

  • no with your nut sack of course with your hand