titus

[gixxers1990]

Hands down greatest comedian ever, if you disagree its cause you handle truth in comedy, and I feel sorry for you. Long live Titus, you were, are and will always be the best

[MsCottonBunny]

9:18-10:00 lol xD

[KaristaSwiss]

2:50 You better lighten the >BEEP< up... :)

[jw870206]

6:12

[zeppelin3097]

i love this sexy beast

[starlightsd2012]

for sure all that ......and other things

[sledgeinc2]

Titus rocks!

[Bellemoliscious01]

hes not an ass in reality he speaks the truth ur jus to much of a fuckin wussy to understand that shit...u like the nice family orientated comedy so project weird1605 do me a favor shut the fuckup...

[bbuchter]

thank god someone understands.... its people with fucked up families that can sit here and talk shit to that fuckin miserable lil bitch

[lostinrosered]

I really. People have fucked up familys and we like to laugh too. But if your family isn't screwed up you might not be able to relate. But its still funny as hell.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

This guy is nothing more than a has been hack of a comedian. He is a wife beater, and just an ass in general.

[bbuchter]

and your a fuckin queer. look at the money hes making you jealous fuck

[timwinchester]

Pr0jectWeird1605,if he's not funny...then don't give comment here..do you think we want to hear your opinion....!!! no wonder your last name is weird! WEIRDO!! BITCH!! i dont care if your a guy!! your a guy with a pussy...& bbuchter is right..your jealous!!

[NoxOnexWouldxListen]

you're just dumb haha

[999355999355]

when the fuck did beat his wife?

hack of a comedian? who the fuck do you think that you are? this guy is fucking hilarious. lighten the fuck up.

[irish1231]

i wonder if what he says is true?

[cleek90]

yeah, i'm pretty sure it is. he's been doing this routine for awhile, and that's when he got his show and he translated it from a comedy routine to a sitcom.

but it must be the truth or close to it because his family had to sign release forms for the show to be aired

[SHNOOKY0206]

I love how he gets so into character when hes doing this.

[WarriorTrtle]

My Dad, forget it, not even a drunk. Schizophrenic, Insane fucking person!

[miscreantsofrr]

hahaha this guy is awesome i remember watching his show ages ago...fucking good.

[scoobydoo722]

this guy and me are like brothers same story

[TokoGT]

I remember my first fight with my dad. I won :p

[princesskaya93]

so how was it falling into a bonefire

[DownSetSilhouette]

how'd you upload something that was longer than 10 minutes?

[computernerd0155]

if you set your type to director and some other setting i cant remember what hopefully someone will reply and tell both of us, you can upload full movies as a director hehehe youtube is falling behind!! lol

[alanaldasucks]

titus rocks!

[memyselfandi103]

thank you father!

no more a wussy shall i be!

i can still try out for the soccer team!

i love this guy!!!!!LMAO!!!

[Crotum]

allthough not goalie

[thenewanna]

thank you for posting this! lmao

[goodinbed42]

man titus is the best comedic mind out there

[DTakersgurl]

I love this guy! And I thought I was the only with a Screwed up family laughing about it.

he should have seen my last Thanks Giving. The local police department hates my family now! :D

All of us locked up for fighting. "McHenery family reunion in cell block 4." lol

[haleyT2011]

"he was so normal...he was an eagle scout....

take him out...."lol great!!!!

[jw870206]

Well, you're not gonna DO that again, are ya? Yeah. No, I know it hurt; it shot your ass about eight feet. I saw. Come on get up. Yes your eyebrows will grow back. Come on!

HILARIOUS!!!

[RammsteinsTill]

bbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz Bey you want do that again huh

[xMissxCellophanex]

"Call her. But lemme listen, lemme listen, lemme listen! I bet my lunch money she's Wheezy Jefferson today."

[acatisfineto]

never more a wussy shall i be!

[greatestgoalie25]

Wow, this was upped exactly 2 yrs ago.

[Eirelav111]

I'm normal? I'll be damned!

:D

[DTakersgurl]

I know, huh? lol

And here I thought I needed a white picket fence and loving parents! Guess not...

[corndoggydawg]

look at em'. just sittin there with the couch growin out the back of his head.

[reeree1991]

when he says 'and my butcheeks, thinkin quickly' reminds me of jim carrey. love em both tho :]

[gcguitarchick01]

"It's those people who had the mommy, the daddy, the brother and the sister. The little white picket fence,Those people are the freaks, man." hahaha.

[Rosalila]

he looks so much like Jim Carrey doesn't he? :P

[lettersandnumbers30]

"i no it hurt it shot ur ass 8 feet" lol he is so fucking funny.

[dethklokrockstar5]

100th comment

titus rules

[Roselle7499]

We are the majority!!!!

[goldberg713]

dat was awesome...hes hilarious!!!

[willay0987]

this guys hilairious

[Nexus5001]

go on do it BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT well ur not gonna ds othat again r ya?! lol tidus rocks!

[LISALATT]

i love him

[PROUDtobeBI]

XD

shacked up in the wako basket!

[outlawbiker16]

chhhsshhhhhh

haha i love that part

[Witchcraft13]

"Hi, you've just instigated your own mugging,...come on down!!!"

[EmeraldVirus]

Quit bein' a WUSSSAAAAY!

[niel20071989]

does anyone know were i can watch the whole specail uncensored

[yyhlover]

Try looking for the website.Almost every comedian has one now.+_+

[niel20071989]

found the website but the stand up isnt there

[EmeraldVirus]

...I'm gettin' the pickaxe....goin' to Burger King...

[bigmikef5]

Nevermore wussy shall I be! lol

[saga3k]

anyone knows why is it called "norman rockwell is bleeding"

[outlawbiker16]

Norman Rockwell was an artist that painted "Americana" type scenes. Always showing the perfect family w/ the white picket fence & the golden retreiver. Titus obvi didnt have the norman rockwell experience growing up. Which is a large part of why I love his stand up, he's got some amazing stories

[IrishWolfGrrl]

Thanks outlaw.

[moparchicky11]

the 1977 oldsmobile delta 88. It is an UGLY CAR. not a very good one.

[rpcmanager]

9:46 to 10:01 is fucking hilarious

[Python032]

I could watch this special a million times, and I'll still laugh my ass off

[keyblademaster48]

I did not lose yur crescent wrench! yur such a dickwod...

[BionicDance]

This is HILARIOUS. Do you know the name of the show/routine so I can find it on video or something?

[DuckwalkSupreme]

Norman Rockwell is Burning

[BionicDance]

I looked around and couldn't find it on DVD...but someone online had the whole thing in AVI format available for DL on a file-sharing client. Rockin'. :)

[heavenlyangel626]

its called Norman Rockwell is Bleeding not burning

[BionicDance]

Yeah, you're right. My bad.

No worries, though; I managed to find a full-length, uncensored copy...which I would HAPPILY buy on DVD, if only they'd release it, but until then, pirating is the only way to get a chance to watch this. Alas.

[07ravens]

toilet backed up... IS THERE NO GOD!?

[zaccds]

you aint dead get it off yourself lol

[bonniekane07]

bahahahahaha. oh this guy is awesome.

[talenseth]

Heh! Titus is awesome. His mom reminds me of my great-aunt, without the 180 IQ though.

[jameslarson12]

favorite comedian off all time

[fableofspuntales]

never more a wussy shall i be :)

[EminemFan117]

its my moms... call her...but let me listen let me listen let me listen

[goko474]

we the jury find the deffendint....XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[straightj23]

always was given whiskey when I thought I was getting sick. NEVER GOT SICK......that I can remember.

lmao

[pyroisl33t]

we the jury find the defendtant....

[Gaaraundgirrule]

AWSOME I LOVE THIS GUY!

[Codilla342]

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! "that little kid inside of me was sayin, ' tell him im okay', but the other side of me was like 'wait... wait... wait... dad... (cough) help... me....'" AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[TheTitusTheTitus]

ha ha my name is  Titus

[leptie24]

Lol "You're not going to do that again, are ya?" That's my dad.

[circecatismycat]

this so funny he is awsome!!

[bettyboop514]

I believe Chris and I had the same parents.

[xxmissxlgxx]

I believe Chris and I had the same parents, too...

[GengarKing]

its the people who have the mommy and the daddy and the brother and the sister the little white picket fence, those people r the FREAKS! LOL!

[Shadowsora32]

why the hell do people always quote what comedians say on their comments? We just watched the effing video! We know what he said! -_- grr.

Anways, I think Titus is amazing, and he should be more well known. Kudos! *claps*

[cjvs1604]

mainly cause its a way to say their favourite quotes, so quit being a WUSSY!

[Shadowsora32]

...

*sigh*

[AnaxAnnoyingXD]

lmao

xD

[metalfreakmaggot]

its quit being a "wussy" dumbass

[WhiteDragonLove]

LMAO I love Christopher Titus! He's so hilarious! *Rates five*

[MaximillianRiese]

Wait.. Quit being a wookie? That's what the last one sounds like..

[mcdevitk]

woosy

[VelvetNoose]

First of all, my dad totally let me stick something in the socket. I don't really remember what happened. O.o

Secondly, why do people insist on quoting the vid? I understand that you liked it. We like it too.

[TheDuality0fMan]

*SMACK* You're holding it wrong...

[noodles453]

quit being a wussy

after youve driven a drunk dad to moms parole hearing, whats left?

[LiquidSpartan117]

Thats and epic classic.

[clippercf21]

I now pronounce you man and wife...

Sign there, bottom copy's yours : P

[circask8r93]

Its the people who had the mommy, the daddy, the sister, the brother and the little white picket fence, those people are the FREAKS man!

mom won she made me live with dad

[killerbrad12345]

man i miss his show at least i have the 3 seasons i wish they would re air it

[lostrules4815162342]

This stuff is basically all on the show

[reaperish]

Its the people who had the mommy, the daddy, the sister, the brother and the little white picket fence, those people are the FREAKS man!

XD

[RDLARGENT]

I think Christopher Titus is one of the funniest and most orginal comedians ever. I really miss his show. Thanks for putting some on the tube. Like it!!

[dnlkr]

"No wait wait...shhhh......Well go on...." BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT "Well, you're not gonna do that again, are ya? Yeah...no, no-one hurt you, you just shot your ass back 8 feet, that's all. Now get up, yes our eyebrows will grow back, come on."

[scarsandburns]

call her lol but let me listen let me listen lol

[robertcunane]

i forgot how funny titus is. wish he still had his show

[hahadiva]

great stuff!

[Jeremandre]

Thx for putting a good portion of this on youtube. If can put all of it on.

[chriistitusfan]

"bythe way great way to fight, arms down face presented"oh man i just love that dude

[Rhino42001]

never challenge dad to a fist fight

[homestarbreadmaker]

ted bundy didn't come from a normal family, and look how he ended up...

[Nealeagle]

oh and vlad, dont you ever say something so ignorant again! I said dave wasnt funny, thats my opinion. but dont base humor on race u racist pig

[dnlkr]

Hmm..in the show the car part went: Car's on top of Titus, Ken walks out and says: "What did we learn today, boy?"

Titus: "Cars..are...heavy..."

[cjvs1604]

it doesnt matter how that joke goes, its funny

[Nealeagle]

again i say "not funny"

[BL666Messiah]

what hell man! dave not funny??

[Nealeagle]

george lopez= funny as hell

dave chapelle= stinks so bad he even left from all the shame

[ilovefunnyamv2nd]

maybe I can download it somewhere...

[cyclopsman]

enjoy this for now cause youtube wil delete here soon.

[vlad934]

This didn't make me laugh once. White people just aren't funny at all. You people have to watch some Dave Chapelle and George Lopez.

[LuisManuel316]

isnt funny to you ya mean

[riskay99]

stop being a wussy

[riskay99]

ive got one of those nieghbors

[dogmatiq]

i found this special "norman rockwell is bleeding" on dvd! for ten bucks!!! at; www(DOT)classics2dvd(DOT)com

[blackfang82]

For some reason I have problems finding anyone that can beat Titus comedy... Robin Williams beats him but in a different way.. Titus rules... Too bad we don't see him on the telly any longer... Truly miss him...

[SwollenEyeAgent]

I <3 titus!

[LionHeart28]

PLease post the entire act, the entire hour and a half please, thank you

[LionHeart28]

Who cares, hes funny

[gromann]

norman rockwell is bleeding was what fox asked him to make a sitcom based on, and he kept performing it for a long time, and 2 years ago he started a new show, of his life after he married erin as opposed to this which is before

[DraconicDon]

yeah there is. hopefully doent get canceled

www.imdb.com

look up Chris Titus

[DraconicDon]

Yeah im glad im not the only one that notices the jim carey resembelence.

[bookwench]

But somehow I think he's much funnier and more intense than Carey. I think that NRIB was started way before the TV show, but he kept doing it after the show for a while too.

Rumor has it there's a new TV show for Comedy Central in the works, hope this one doesn't get canceled...

[ChannelUmptyThree]

does anyone here think that he looks a bit like Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, with the puffed up combover and the huge insane grin

[DMBfan1881]

OMFG!!! TIYUS!! I miss Titus so much! I have all 3 seasons on dvd!!!

[khailias]

I apologize, that was my little brother that will now die... I love Titus, he owns.

[khailias]

woof this susks buti put it good

[feh2]

...You have no grammar.

[jamesrod20]

nope sorry your wrong, this is long after his show was cancelled, and if you actually watch the special and pay attention during the "super dad" skit he mentions "and that shit got cancelled didnt it!?"

[DamienDraiman]

It was before the show started. The show is based on this act you see that does he does on stage that he started nearly 20 years ago. Just listen to Titus' 30 minute bio on disk 4 season 2 Of Titus to learn that.

[Killahurtz]

"I DID NOT LOSE YOUR CRESENT WRENCH! You're such a dickwad!"

XD

[TragicTaco]

Awesome stuff.

[kobura]

is this before the show or after cuz the jokes were the same as in the tv series

BTW IT'S REALLY FUNNY.