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  • roo roo rapes 

  • Moar!

  • THE VAGINA HAHA 

  • RAARAAA RAPES LOL

  • lol

    

  • my gosh Sub

  • The fuck kind of 3DS is that?

  • garbage can

  • Suez Canal leads to the red sea. but thats 4 letters... hmmm. :)

  • haha Sub-Zero got his Red Wings!

  • the...vagina hahahahahahahahahaa.

  • That scar on sub zero's eye was blue. Now its red. Lol

  • @NuisenceTV I am not sure why but i would guess so he doesnt get sued idk haha but no reason

  • What is he playing with???

  • Lol

  • 2:06 - ICE FREEZE

  • I love this series. You're right, Liu kang would NOT be in a good mood if he found out. I thought the friday night episode was hilarious! You should have an episode with a BBQ. they save a fortune on lighter fluid, you just need to get scorpion to take off his mask for a minute.

  • this is so fake and gay

    scorpion and sub zero arent friends

  • @richvaca actually Scorpion and Sub Zero don't exist...

  • @tahwyasaggin what! D:

  • sub zero slept with kitana liu kang going to be pissed

  • lol sub zero is brain dead lol

  • Please keep your videos in your chanel, Machinima is too crowded. If it wasn't for your twitter I would of never found this :/

  • I like your videos are very funny guys and the best I've seen

    comedies so far XD

  • your mind is a fuckin garbage can lol

  • ahh i love this,its just like workaholics,except with mortal kombat and no drugs haha

  • Canal to the Red Sea. This means Sub-Zero slept with Kitana.

  • finally fixed the scar

  • Can somebody check out my channel I need some opinion on it

  • 2:07 Ice Freeze!

  • 16 across was rodeo btw

  • @SuperFryGuy1988 i thought it was ranch

  • OMG! ICE FREEZE!

  • I've made this a featured video on OMFGeek(.com) for today. Great work!-Scott

  • Sub-zero is awesome

  • @HunterMordor and you're an idiot for losing that respect

  • Scorpion watched Brokeback Mountain, and knows the characters names? I lost a lot of respect for him just now.

  • THA.......... Vagina... Huh? Yeea?

    XD

  • BEST FIRE & ICE EPISODE YET!

  • Okay, I still think Subz is secretly some kind of evil genius, but his disguise is very, very good.

  • its the Suisse canal in egypt port said i live There :D :D :D

  • LOLOL

  • i just bought Mortal kombat, as an present for my friends b-day. and can somebody plz tell me what the game is about? i know its a fighting game, but what have freddy krueger and kratos to do with it?

  • @rubberduckDKify Just to make the game stay fun! DLC has nothing to do with the story line of mortal kombat.. look up what its about, because i forgot :P

  • @rubberduckDKify First question: a brutal supernatural martial arts tournament for the fate of Earth, basically. I haven't played MK9 yet, but it's set back in the beginning of the series when it was about tournaments.

    Second question: absolutely nothing. They were added because someone thought it'd be cool/funny/profitable.

  • @FMagl Ohh ok thanksthat helped alot, because i did not understand it. but then i have another question: i haved played tekken and thougt thetwo games is in a tournament and both games have peoble with unnatural power, but mortal kombat is just with blood and fatality in it?

  • @rubberduckDKify I'm glad to help.

    Based on what I've seen and read, MK9 is 2.5D. It should more like Street Fighter than Tekken, but the combo system and super moves should be different from SF. Also, I think each button corresponds to a limb, but I may be confused. It'd probably be best to watch some gameplay videos to get an idea.

    It *is* very bloody, though. Last I heard, MK9 was banned, held up for release, or something in Australia due to the violence.

  • God damn I laughed so hard.

  • Awesome

  • Aigo!~ I love this part! 2.07 xD COOL

    Their are so funny!

  • lmao sub zeros mind is like a fukin garbage can..... scopion is funny then sub zero

  • All of you cabrones who keep saying that this is gay go fuck yourselves. If you don't like it then stop watching and don't say anything. If you think this sucks then go try and make your own videos. Babosos.

  • lol he proabably froze the tv or something

  • omg i was lol-ing through out the whole vid!

  • Sub-Zero...you're...you're a piece of work.

    $corp is another story.

  • "Your mind is a garbage can". My new catchphrase XD

  • Lucky ass Sub-Zero got to learn about Kitana's vagina with Kitana? AND he got a 3DS?! Lucky son of a bitch!

  • Still sucks balls

  • whats the thing hes playing with?

  • wasnt subzeros scar blue b4?

  • vtf

  • lol love this

  • lol kitana.wish he made a ice clone of himself that evening XD

  • Rodeo... Rapes lmao

  • LAME

  • subzero you dumbass

  • it's called '' rodeo'' 5 words

    ?

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • shoulda made an ice clone that day. LMAO

  • Your mind is a fu*king garbage can XD

  • Rapes.lol

  • Another pile of shit created my machinima yet again.

  • @urmum212 yoir machinima? THEIR MACHINIMA, FUCK YOU

  • @God1yy Firstly learn to spell. Secondly, come again?

  • "wish I made a ice clone then " lol I love this show

  • I would kill Subzero if I was him

  • its ranch

  • @tubeyouplaya1 actually it's rodeo. i found that out the not so hard way. (looked at answers) - sub-z.

  • @mortalkomedyfilms oh, well I was close! wasn't I? ;p

  • "the canal that leads to the red sea" " o wait no i got it" "um ok this is good" "wait no no its Vagina" aahahahah

  • You guys should embrace your Australianess.

  • @TheConyak you should shut the fuck up cuntwhoreboob

  • @lukefromdownunder Go sit on a large, girthy maglite.

  • When the hell do we get to see their rooms?

    For all we know these two homos share a bed.

  • nice freeze effect did not see that coming, keep it up! OR ELSE! ಠ_ಠ

  • Haters gonna hate. This vids are great, keep it up you 2!

  • i fucking love these guys

  • my mind feels like crap when i watch these...

  • no wonder in mk9 scorpian kills subzero its cuz sub zero is fucking retarded

  • @jaydude1216 Scorpion's not much smarter... Have you seen his rap video?

  • Fuck these haters funny vid

  • LOL

  • it would fun to see a other MK character visit them, like Kitana!:3

  • LOL...

  • Man,i saw mortal kombat and the dragon thumbnail and i was like YEAH 2ND SEASON....then i saw fire and ice and facepalmed.

  • Fuck you haters , Keep hating , Challenge Accepted

  • wtf was that o_O

  • This... Uh, this sucks.

  • Lol everything is 4 second

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  • F*ck kitana, it's all about jade, she looks like a damn Brazilian porn star ;)

  • seventy-sixth.

  • just needs a kid n its two n half mortals

  • Fucking Gay!

  • For a moment i thought that Sub-Zero was Anthony from Smosh

  • rodeo

  • What's the song in the Rogers ad? It sounds really familiar..

  • Hahaha! Sub is a dumbass! It seems that Scorpion is the smart one. No offense to all of you Sub-Zero fans.

  • nile

  • Im Awesome come see & SUB me THANKS

  • rodeo

  • Why even have this be about Sub Zero and Scorpion except for 3 jokes to attempt to justify their use and the need to be on Machinima so that you can gain views, even though this is not a Machinima.

  • 60th

  • Rrr...rr...cowboys...rrr...Rap­es *nods in approval*

  • fuck first im last!!!!!

  • rrrr rooooo rrrroooo- rapes...

  • first  ohhh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkk

  • FIRST!! Oh wait...am I late?

  • Your mind is fucking garbage can lmao

  • redneckcowboys165

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  • i Hate people asking for thumbs

  • This video couldnt copy off of "Jake and Amir" any harder. How unoriginal

  • RODEO

  • this is one of the only things i like on machinima idk why ppl are complaining

  • great suits, rest sucks

  • sub zero is so smart ^_^

  • Scorpion almost sounds like Sark

    

  • Why Sub-Zero is such a douche?

  • i lol'ed

  • "Look its real 3D, if i poke my eye *ow* it hurts" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Worst video I've watched all day. But I like how you spent all that money to get a real 3DS for this video.

  • @Jxudo your comment was More epic than the whole vidoe!!!!!!!

  • @Jxudo That's the joke..

  • "Beyond all matter of probability and reason" Classic.

  • @Jxudo Worst comment I've seen today. No one force you to watch anything. GTFO.

  • @Imnospy Worst reply yet. No one's forcing you to read what I said.

  • @Jxudo Dude you probably dont play mk. If you dont go back to fapping CoD and BFBC 2

  • @pie65576 Actually I played a lot of it on the genesis, only good one IMO.

  • @Jxudo You dont even remember the name? Lol.

  • @pie65576 ... Mortal Kombat. Why would I not know the name of it? The first one didn't have anything added on, it was just Mortal Kombat.

  • @Jxudo Wait, you dont like mortal kombat and yet you watch this video? Waht.

  • @pie65576 Thought it may get funnier, knowing Machinima stuff. But I was wrong.

  • @Jxudo I laugh at some of the jokes. I guess i have a bad sense of humor. :|

  • @pie65576 everyone's different. Just cuz one guy thinks its lame doesn't mean the rest of the world wont.

  • @Jxudo I get the feeling you're either wearing nostalgia goggles or bluffing. You should play the first MK as an adult before you go around telling people it was a good game.

  • @FMagl Dude, I've played video games all my life. Enough to know what makes one good and whats fun. I played the original enough to know now that it was good and my favorite of the series. And from the jokes in this video and most comments, seems like kids are the only ones playin the new ones as well.

  • @Jxudo Gonna be honest, I don't know what you see in MK. MKII was such an improvement that I never looked back at the first, and MK3 had better gameplay than either.

    The 3D games are mediocre at best. Most of the people who stuck with the series through those are probably either diehards or kids who grew up on them. Shaolin Monks, the beat 'em up, is the only one I'd consider recommendable.

    MK9 is supposed to be very good, though.

  • @FMagl I just like it. And to be honest I'm really quite tired of hearing about new MK's and Street Fighters and games like that, They have just started over doing them in my opinion.

  • @Jxudo Man, *you* can't even say what you liked about it.

    Personally, I'm glad the 2D fighting genre is alive again. Capcom will eventually saturate the market singlehandedly, but for now there isn't a glut.

  • the 1st answer is RODEO

    the last one is SUEZ CANAL

  • RODEO!!

  • lol wish i made an ice clone of myself that evening *Beep Beep Boooop*

  • lolololol

  • Not lol on the floor cant stop laughing but it was kinda funny

  • lol wtf is this piece of crap

  • LOL rapes.. Whats the hair style that sub-zero dude there has? / what do tell the hair cutter to give me? :3 Kinda looks like anthony's hair from smosh.. someone tell me what it is please!! :D

  • idk about anybody else but im FUCKING TIRED of commercials !

  • Poor Scorpion. :( I think the word he was looking for "rodeo". Just when they were making progress on their time in Purgatory, Sub-Zero has to put on his trollololol face. That's why we can't have nice things.

    Keep up the good work though, guys. :)

  • It was rodeo! Right? :P

  • Only thing I liked about this episode was the intro music..sorry guys :/

  • lol i would love that 3ds 

  • Haha love it!i prefer it when sub zero is made out ta be the dumb one

  • why is subzero gay

  • Great. were stuck with this shit now! because EVERY BODY loves a great sit com!

  • @shakenmikeg14 Yes, they do. Unfortunately, this isn't a great sitcom.

  • @shakenmikeg14 oh stfu troll keep your sarcastic comments to urself

  • @dbzk11ftw well if most every body agrees i guess there not trolls. your just one of the few people that actually like this. are JB haters trolls too?

  • @shakenmikeg14 well if jb haters were trolls wouldn't that be every1 apart from jb?

  • @dbzk11ftw same thing here.... there are like 3 people that actually like this shit.

  • @shakenmikeg14 acctuall there are 260 likes and last time i checked 260 was higher than 3

  • @shakenmikeg14 better then all the CoD videos they post