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From: markmalkoff
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  • "YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS BREAKING UP WITH YOU" LOL. You're great. Subscribed ;)

  • I must say your ideas are very original , it's good to see some originality on youtube

  • You are a full on stand up guy!! FUNNY!!

  • why does this not have more views??? the hilarity!!

  • Wait! YOU'RE married?!? So...does your "wife" know?

  • 400$ for 60miles? fucking hell, what a robbery ! cant be true, for 400$ i can get a private jet ! Kind of... and some hookers... some weed... oh man... good idea.

  • @afeeler2 Almost as smart as all that BACON.

  • Hi everyone... have you all accepted Jesus yet? todays the day to do so. well?

    Tony....

  • if its $468.10, then the driver gets paid 7 dollars for each mile, and $33 per hour.

  • holy shit!! over 400$ for a cab ride and 60 miles only@@## fuck!!! thats like 10 bucks for gas......... i need to go become a taxi driver

  • love this video

  • @Snazzy22x Sweet, I'll be joining in then :P

  • hold me closer tony danza

  • @Snazzy22x Is that necessary?

  • @Snazzy22x I bet you are a carrot hehehe

  • This video was so funny, I wish i could do something like this in Melbourne, Florida as I drive a Taxi and I would love to do this.

  • @John40ish If you get a chance, you should make a video response! I'd love to see it.

  • LOL i love how he told the girls boyfriend that she's breaking up with him xD

    so awesomeee

  • He is a strange guy

  • @Snazzy22x copy much?

  • ITS GREAT THAT U GAVE CAB RIDES TO PEOPLE ,THAT WAS A BIG ACT OF HUMAN KINDNES , I JUST WALKED FROM CALIFORNIA TO NEW YORK DOING ACT OF KINDNESS IN THE NAME OF THE VICTEMS OF 911/01 EVERY CITY I WALKED THRU I FOUND HOMELESS WOMEN WITH CHILDREN AN I GOT THEIR TOWN TO GET THEM A HOME TO HONOR THE VICTEMS WITH HUMAN KINDNESS ,THANK U ARMAND YOUNG .HUAMAN KINDNESS WALK ACROSS AMERICA ,THUMBS UP FOR U AND HUMAN KINDNESS MARK

  • click on VellSol-- here

  • he was so rude to the shortest cab ride girl ew

  • love this

  • your voice is annoying

  • i thought cab drivers are indians..

  • so funny!

  • this is fantastic

  • I want what he's drinking.

  • Sometimes i like to rub vaseline all over my body and lay down pretending i'm a snail. 

  • looks like he wants to jack off. 1:34 because he said that he was gonna do something not doing on the camera. lol

  • check out the New Camera Mount Clamp

  • 0:46 I like how she just gets in.... And then they wonder why people get kidnapped.

    Oh wait she had her small hairy dog maybe it would of licked him to death if he was evil.

  • I feel sorry for the woman at 50 seconds. You were such an asshole. Thumbs down!

  • YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • Why is there so much hate on this video?! I freggin love it!

  • Subscribed

  • @ThePorsche4life Thanks for subscribing!

  • @Snazzy22x wow ... me TO!

  • This just looks awkward and uncomfortable

  • @McStunnna Amen

    

  • he made living in new york look fun, but we all know its not

  • nice idea, but this dude just aint fun. :(

  • 1:10 pedophile face

  • @GoovyLiOn lol

  • @Snazzy22x sometimes i like to cover myself in vasiline and pretend i am a slug........SLUUUUUUUUG

  • Make More this is funny

  • take that recession hahaha

  • first giveaway that its fake: a white cab driver in nyc???

  • hi mark (you tube is so friendly) =)

    

  • 2:42 looks like a young Krist Novoselic from Nirvana

  • how does this not have more views!?!

  • MUSIC is LUV! YOUTUBE/REGGIEWRITEOUS

  • if you like unusual and creative videos like FREE CAB RIDES then you must watch YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • I would like to be in a car full of popcorn :P

  • @Jocy5522 It was certainly an interesting experience.

  • this guy is a dick

  • stupid vedio

  • pretty good vids, alot better then most others!

  • @monstanator Thanks!

  • MUSIC is LUV! YOUTUBE/REGGIEWRITEOUS

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    = MUCH BETTER VIDEO!!!!!!

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  • I LOVE CAB RIDES ESPECIALLY IN CENTRAL AMERICA!!!! CRAZY!! Hey ya'll My name is Kyle and I a new youtuber!! I make vlogs and funny videos, come check out my adventures and CRAZY life!

  • @Snazzy22x *rubs forehead twice*

  • 1:51 Was the funnest part i bet that girl was so pissed lol!

  • Making youtube videos is more fun than driving a cab!!!

    BTW I am Indian...

  • @abeerhkhan Really? youre indian!?

    That info will help me so much from now on... thx!

  • girl get in cars no questions ask

  • @anythinggoesjoe This is America and all cabs are registered. The driver also has GPS locators in the car so he was screwed if he tried anything funny. - Funny = Violent

  • @riceski shut up can get into my car

  • take that reccession, love it!

  • nice

  • BAD

  • I think the $2.50 is not for a mile...it's probably $2.50 per quarter mile...that is why it is so damn expensive...I'd much rather walk thank you....crazy video too!

  • there is no free lunch

  • does this dude have a thing for heavy chicks? 468 bucks for 60 miles? oh man , I shoulda bought some gold a while ago.100 bucks just doesnt take u very far anymore

  • 1:22 202 bucks for a cab ride?? in my country that is like 8 thousand pesos! i could get a round trip plane ticket for that! :0

  • @trishsm101 hah i went to iraq in 4 hours with that money

  • @trishsm101 Philippines?

    

  • @trishsm101 its the TOTAL amount up 2 that point u dumbass.... PAY ATTENTION!

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  • @trishsm101 thats exactly why u removed ur comment right? ... fucking dumbass.

  • @trishsm101 This is America, land of the rich white folks.

  • @dodocrest yeah. i know. how come your employment rating is so low then?

  • @trishsm101 Then exclude the new york dear!!!

  • @trishsm101 its total

  • @trishsm101 hahah! for 25 pesos can go as far as 21 kilometers. that's 50 cent in dollar. :))

  • @trishsm101 It's the total smartass

  • @trishsm101 where are you from dude?

    de donde eres?

  • @aaaaaaalex243 somewhere from the tropical east dude. :)

  • Mark - you should have picked ME up - I am a "New Yorker" - kinda - Syracuse, NY! If you wanted to run the meter up, that would have done it in one fell swoop! I'm not much fun though, in fact, I'm no fun at all so you would have been disappointed. I am not disappointed in you though, but am VERY disappointed in Mayor Bloomberg and some in the NYC police dept who sneak up on American citizens and spray pepper spray into their faces, then sneak away like a dog who KNOWS he's been bad!

  • Hey thats the spot wehre they filmed the music video for Cam Meekins song Rain!

  • Omg! This is hilarious! I would totally love to have a car full of popcorn!

  • WOW i think i might start doing cab driver work. 468 bucks a day with like 15 dollars to spend on gas plus food and drinks is a steal. I am lucky to make 250 a week.

  • lol

  • Cool, Zach Braff from Scrubs also needed a drive. 2:58

  • man, you're awesome! subscribing...

  • [Markmalkoff] you're awesome!

  • lol the popcorn XD

  • Use seat belts! :P

  • @hobby0rc Safety first.

  • Great video!!!.....Only in NYC!

  • That was so good. The women who got the short cab ride reaction when you kicked her out was great

  • this is awesome

  • Can you come to Chicago & do something fun again with Amy Krouse Rosenthal?

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