Tea, Biscuits & Incest: Ep. 3 - The Muslim - Web Series

[klgherkin]

bahahaha this is hilarious!

[purpleyurp]

how the fuck did i get to this stupid shit,,are americans thats stupid??

[ImBossification]

@purpleyurp aussie made lol Seriously though lol that ppl still arguiing Its Clearly in Good humour u silly SILLY SIILLY little men

[MekMarryMe]

Hahahahahahaha xD

[mynihilus]

wait what??unborn child being a muslim??

[Roah26]

This isn't offensive. It's mocking those who would be afraid of being around Muslims. I'm Muslim and find this quiet hilarious.

[gammaworld]

FUNNY

[hellboy0o]

i like her boobs

[sreimoo]

naah i didnt even crack a smile when the doc said that her unborn baby was muslim.

I bet the scriptwriter included the 'muslim' part to get hits and comments.

#fail

[natedogs212]

actually the whole series is amusing. In a good way.

[sanjabmahi1]

LOL im so confused and disturbed...

but i did enjoy the 'ages species location' of the 2nd episode

[WatchListWatcher]

You have been reviewed by The Watch List! 4 Swirlies!

[vermillionblue]

this is soo disturbing... and offensive to both muslims and gays and cats

[vermillionblue]

this is soo disturbing... and offensive to both muslims and gays

[SmexiiLisa]

lol, it's like watching a really bad episode of non-animated south park [X

[khawar79]

time wasting shit....:O

[billgatesbrain]

I suppose having a muslim baby is the worst thing that can happen

[TheOJDrinker]

This show doesn't make any sense. Completely ridiculous. Best british comedy I've erer seen.

[cotter22]

@TheOJDrinker This is Australian not British.

[neikaplay]

ridiculous but so funny. some of this stuff happens in tv soaps anyway. i love the cat affair plot

[videomate]

un-necessary religion joke.

perfect episode ending :)

[thedelightfulbaker]

people having a serious argument about this video = fail

doctor's thom yorke poster = win

:D

[whoo689]

a Muslim baby?? LOL

[jap102189]

my fav show now!!!! LOL . "I thought you loved me" LOL !!!!

[dapperswindler]

secret plot twist~ turns out its a buddhist baby

[rr97khl]

a lion is messaging her?!

[rr97khl]

the cat's always like "meow!!!"

just sitting...

[yves5902]

this is kinda stupid !!!low price,

[darnialboy]

WTH? muslim isnt in your blood.

Its a religion you dumbass.

Like any other religion, being a muslimis smth you chose. your not born muslim.

You dont hear people saying your baby is a christian do you?

[dogsstuff]

@darnialboy It's pretty funny that you're taking this seriously. XD

[darnialboy]

@dogsstuff i would be since I AM muslim.

Being muslim does not make you a terrorist .

Those terrorist are misguided souls who takes things too seriously.

Everyone should have the right to choose their own religion depending on their believes .

Just cause I'm muslim dos not mean I want ALL of you to be muslim or die .

[dogsstuff]

@darnialboy I didn't say anything about terroists? :\

[darnialboy]

@dogsstuff well that's the stereotype which most have.

Just making it clear.

[Rastivv]

@darnialboy Thats the exact point I want everyone to get.

[smartguy104]

WTF

[BeyondTheCemetery]

You can't have a Muslim baby, a Muslim is someone who follows the religion Islam. An unborn baby cannot follow a religion lol. A religion isn't in your blood, they should have said a pakistani baby or whatever.

[Shpowzurry]

Funny thing is there's no such thing as a muslim baby! Being muslim is following a belief, not having a race lol

[geniusboy22]

typical

[elbaba88]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sooooooo funny: the 'muslim baby' lol....... Love the sarcasm!

[Melleina]

lol they must be so bored XD

[jujumcmuffin]

What the hell's wrong with u??? Whats wrong with muslims??

[redmond12400]

RETARDS

[ronny22]

retarded vid

[MarijuanaGood4U]

that girl got great juggs

[brayguru]

daryl is the real father

he should have more speaking parts but wont ask the pussy

[Shiraz786Westside]

your lucky hes not a jew...he would of sold your ass for a quick buck if he could get a chance

[KapitanoUK]

Vlad is hot.

(And so's the doctor. I'm hungry.)

[standardissuemale877]

LOL!

[ayooooz]

Wasnt really nice bringing religons into this crap..so disrespectful!!!!

[urTimesup]

man lighten up some a muslim doctor telling the girl she was having a muslim baby... thats funny as hell

[amangonecrazy]

derryl is fucking cool!

[touchmichelle]

I hope my unborn baby is muslim ^^

[KimDonesia]

You do know that Muslim isn't a race? I'm a white Australian Muslim, there are black Muslims, asian Muslims, arab Muslims, etc. How can you have a Muslim baby in your stomach? You can only be Muslim once your parents whisper the faith declaration in your ears, or if you convert an an older age. This makes nooo sense.

[KapitanoUK]

"You do know that Muslim isn't a race?"

Yes, that's why it's a joke.

"How can you have a Muslim baby in your stomach?"

I think you mean uterus. Or womb. Stomachs are used for digesting food.

[CSIS25]

WTF LMFAO

[mustafaweewee]

millions of people are trapped in Islam. If Islam would lift the apostasy rule there would be an exodus out of this religion such as the world has never known. Think about it - if your religion is true would you have to execute people for leaving it?

[YamagatoIndustries]

Who cares? All religions are flawed and dangerous. If humans were really smart they'd get rid of all religion, not just one.

If I told you I'd written a book because I was told to by Angels, you'd tell me I was insane. The fact people believe men that thought the earth was flat are a more reliable source, proves they really need a good education.

[mansdem]

wtf is this??

[cheeznipzryummy]

the funniest short series ever

[xxcoolxx2333]

Eat and sleep like animals then Die because you are just like them

Life is called life because it is limited

do you think the one who has the power to give you life wont punish you?

no you are worse than animals.

animals are aware of danger everyday and night

you are not aware of danger till after you die so live eat and sleep just like the cattle do

[EndlessAxis]

muslim?....this makes no goddam sense O_O

[Mincette]

The cats 'look of disdain' was priceless! :)

[Stompist]

Brits are so fucking lame!!! I'm sure Prince Charles licks the Queen's twat too!

[Bielghs]

Not Brits. Aussies.

[Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1]

these aren't aussies dickhead.

[Bielghs]

Then what are they? New Zealanders?

[Bielghs]

It says Australia in the Tags...Im pretty sure they are aussies.

Dickhead.

And what's with your obsession with calling every one a dickhead?

[goodfellasollie]

what the hell is this shit?

[awizzard4you]

lmao god I love this thread

[kennyraytapley]

this clip has changed my life!

[najmeddinSCORPION]

so random looooooooool

[hudeanie50]

this is just TOO funny lol!!!!

[225julien]

so silly...I love it!

[hannaiscool13]

hahaha what the hell is this shit? Is this a real show?? ridiculous.

[rubyte]

yes, and it is 'about' the video, not 'to' the video.. hahaha.. there's the spirit laddy! just teasing you off.. does 'it' really showing on aussie tv channels?

[spikeymaycry2]

wtf is this crap

[yousen77]

anyone who reckons Muslims = Terrorists, is brain washed by the media(aka the devil)-GET A LIFE

[225julien]

dont feel endorsed they are just joking

[ShutYourOle]

@yousen77 Fuck off back to your cave hole you fucking sandcrab!

[yousen77]

this site should be called (bullshit tube) and post comments (bullshit)

[lezginka07]

smelly greek fucks!

[tae0mo]

oO.........................

[IconMatthew1]

lol wtf is this?!!

[windheavenX]

O M G ...WTF HAVE STUMBLED UPON.......slowly moving my cursor to the close page button....

[KimDonesia]

This is so stupid and offensive, you can't be born Muslim unless you go through the ritual, if your parent is Muslim then it doesn't mean shit.

[KURDISHash]

yo.... u shud shut ur mouth if u dnt noe wtf u talkn bout, in islam it sais every child is born muslim, if ur parents are muslim and ur a child, u r %100 muslim, dont talk when u noe nothn.

[Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1]

it's a joke u dickhead

[whoareyapauldunn]

Ayesha comes to Khadija Bibi,and confides with her "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Mohammed came to me and told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs. Then he said that he had the key to Heaven, and he put it in the gates."

"BASTARD!" cried Khadija Bibi . "For years he told me it was Gabriel's trumpet and I have been blowin

[helsinki]

haha...random weirdness indeed. good stuff

[Emeraldz1992]

LMFAO, i mean C'mon WTF???

jus random weirdness

[Bloodsoverthecrips]

the hell...

[Husseinarnika]

bitch like this will never get a moslem kid

[l8rthen]

muslim recessive gene. LOLOL

[kirbulator]

haha im so suprised there aren't more sickos commenting on makayla's cleavage.

great series anyhoo

[ChomFa]

OK, Mr Anthropolgyolous, I admit it. This is as funny AS!

[rhysie21]

I hope no one gets offended by this... its fucking funny!

[PokeKing93]

ima gona be the cat "fine then you bitch im gone"

[sxccuntKO]

wtf?? is dis

[htruu65j563jdj563u5e]

what the fuk is this shit

[babbydolli87]

this show is ridiculous but i can't stop watching it. lol. it's funny.

[mjay22]

Steve, I think you should rename your web series as "Tea, Biscuits, Incest & Beastiality" - since that Sharmane have the hots for felines.

[mjay22]

muslim gene and baby! lol good one. being a muslim is being a person who practises islam (a universal religion). there's no such thing as the muslim race. :P

[Eddybee]

I like her boobies.

[horripilater]

wtf? :S

[tbbozo08]

lmaoooo girl on the right looks a complete spazzz!! but very cool sunnies all the same and both of em cann really sing well, they should do something serious for a change ....:P

[bakinsky]

this show is about dirty greek/aussie gypsies!

[blakeyjb]

pfft muslims

[bongy87]

I think the cat is cool.

[zengy25]

anyways i'm done, for any one whose offended i'm sorry for it is not meant at all, for any one who didn't like my words, try to have some reason, your regimes is hand covered with humans blood, instead of detesting a fellow human try to dream of a world without hate.

[zengy25]

simply every little thing is an evidence for the un-humanity of this civilization, i'm here reading a coment which say fuck islam claiming that hamas kills israeli babies and that we teach our children to blow them selves for virgins in heaven, and i think, this person must think that he is better than me and my whole ppl., and we all deserve death for some mysterious crime we don't know, along with a belief that his civilization or religion or even country is democrate and human!!

[zengy25]

to be clear i'mnot interested in hentingotn theory about "clash of cicvilizations" i think the only main clash is between imperial powers and exploited masses (the subject of practicing th power) wich include even american or english citizens, the irony is as following, westerns claim their civilization to be the superior one, and i don't care, but along with this claims wars happens all over the world, genocides, supporting facist regimes,

[zengy25]

it's lovely to see how the "Civilized Westerns" argue, Really i'm impressed how easy is it to say "fuck Islam" or "islam Is The biggest peaice of shit on earth", As a Muslim I'm Commited to respect every religous beleif, as a muslim i'm not allowed to mock other's sacred ideas claiming that "hey mate we can have fun, right?" i won't discuss whoever ideas about islam for it's pointless, i just couldn't help to notice the "civilezed" way of discussion used by western citizens.

: D

[SpaceboyProductions]

Just want to point out that it would be a mistake to think these comments categorise the 'West' or Muslims or etc.

[mjay22]

well, actually - muslims believe that every child is born a muslim, or "submitting to god's will". so, i don't really see it as an offense.

[mjay22]

hey everyone! stop being intolerant of other religions. just because one muslim is a piece of shit or inhuman, it doesn't mean that all of them are. the action of a few does not reflect upon the true teachings of a faith. this discussion is irrevelant to this video anyway. so, don't even continue arguing about that and bring elsewhere.

[wagyubeef420]

worst amateir shit ever seen. go and get a job at maccas

[spook500]

muslims will not ever be able to take control of this country as we live under the southern cross and there are many people who live and stand for the southern cross = bikers will come out of the woodwork like no muslim has seen before

[WOGI5M]

okay... Do yourself a favour and read a book.

[rogertheseal]

I just couldn't stop staring at her tits.

[mindblowingyeah]

geez only in australia could one find an argument regarding religion once mentioned on tv! man im glad im of jedi knight religion....

[sufferingindigital]

Some people just don't seem to get this is a comedy? .

islam fastest growing religion in australia? probably because we let so many of them into australia , i think the fact muslums kill us on holidays might put a few people off .

[Googleman1983]

It's funny how "Aussies" say they want to kick everyone else out of 'their country' when they came in as convicts and slaughtered and raped the Aboriginals to take over what we know as Australia. Muslims will take over Australia as well as the rest of the world whether people like it or not and anyone who does not realise this just has to look around, you prolly see Muslims walking around everywhere, last time I checked the Muslims just took over Catholicism as the number 2religion in the world.

[310sucks]

Michela has spectacular tits. I can't stop looking at the pink top.

[chrishibbert20]

Many religious books teach killing and sexual perversion, sure there are good passages but also many bad ones, if we got morals from religious books we would be killing for working on sunday and blasphemy etc.

Stoning and chopping off body parts for crimes.

Many people do not follow these actions but many do and female genital mutilation and honour killings go on around the world.

Justified on religious grounds in most cases.

Religion? no thanks it is a burden on society.

[samgee2007]

islam is becoming the fastest growing religion in austaralia! By 2010 40 percent of austaralian would be Muslims.Mass convertion is happening everywhere.Long Live islam

[way2cool88]

what the f***

i cant believe that there are people out there so ignorant they an tolerate such ideas, how in the world can a baby be born muslim its a religion for god's sake not a disease.

in islam:

killing any human for any reason is forbidden. (unless its for self defence at war, or for comiting a killing crime ...like)

women have their rights their not slaves.

religions concept is to spread peace, merci and love.

believe in one god follow the right path and ask for forgivnes for ur sins

[chrishibbert20]

Amazing there is massive amounts of scientific proof of evolution yet so many believe there is a god. Wake up and ask for proof before dedicating your life to what your parents say is true.

God is a myth.

[ChathamFr0]

So hot..

[lol22112211]

i am muslim... im not offended by this in anyway... i dont really care about sterio types... and i enjoyed the series.. as soon as he said.."you unborn son is muslem"... i fell off my seat laughing... well not really but yeah... i laughed =]/// toodles

[danieljm1234]

i want some of them double dip things

[heyitsmiLi]

don't bag me out here but what i know for certain is that the islam religion states that it is right and good (and that you will go to heaven) if you kill a Christian in your life - or whatever is the equivalent to heaven in islam. they are also notorious for causing pain and havoc in this world and i personally like this series, it's witty and geez, people, it was a joke about the muslim recessive gene. don't take it too seriously. we're allowed to have some fun, aren't we?

[mssas92196]

you smart guy is :what are you going to do if some men attack your house and starting to kill your wife and your sons? I think you will deffense even if some stupid president call george bosh said that you are a terrorist otherwise you are not a human 2 the same thing with hezbullah he is the greatest army in this world , ISRAEL killed thousands of innocent children in lebanon and hizbullah killed the isralain solders so is that a terrorism ? and who are the terrorist here? 3 muslims dont like

[MegaloBellamian]

A religion where they're teaching to assimilate other people and religions or killing them ?

A religion when stealing is right ?

A religion where a woman is treated like a piece of meat to fuck and give birth to children and shuting down her mouth afterwards ?

A religion where the main GOAL is to....FUCK VIRGINS on loop on "allah's paradise" ?

Hamas = ISLAM and MUSLIMS TERRORISTS

Hezbollah = ISLAM and MUSLIMS TERRORISTS

Al Quaida = ISLAM AND MUSLIM TERRORISTS

FUCK THEM ALL

[mssas92196]

Obviously you had brain wash because of the media which i told you that before but you dont listen , maybe you like to love with blindness , 1 your stupid media saying that hamas terrorist but the truth is ISRAEL is the real terrorists because ISRAEL is killing every day palastanian incliuding women and children but hamas just deffens for them selfs and even trying to not kill women and children because its prohebeted in islam so they killing only solders . the question here

[MegaloBellamian]

Islam is an insult to humanity and will diseappear fast .

Can't wait for it, when THE LORD is gonna strike them he is gonna strike them HUGE and they will burn in hell, burn in hell for their multiples SINS !

[knightingale87]

u obviously dont know nuts about islam so shut ur intolerant mouth u dickface

[Riko1980]

this is soooo ridiculus , Muslim recessive gene , I study genetics and even I can't laugh at this ,this is such a silly pathetic show!

[squarefootbri]

the mane part wass fricken wicked funny.

[hanaf1]

first of all this is how i know a bunch of fucking losser why would u put islam in to a fucking pices of shit like this...

[mightyPants]

it's a fucking joke.

[MegaloBellamian]

Islam IS A FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT LIKE THIS....

[mssas92196]

if you have a problem with islam try to ask and search about fastest religion in the world spreadig thousund of thousund convert to islam every year . those people like you just listning to media and beleive george bush will never find the truth espicially about relly big problems such islam , arab , palestine , iraq...

[MegaloBellamian]

which proves my point Islam is the biggest piece of shit in the universe, they re desesperately recruitiing helpless and dumb people who will follow them in their journey to rule the world and make ANYONE a "muslim" .

Islam is the cancer of the universe , it's a huge virus we need to cure before it's too late and they're destroying this world for good....

Thank THE LORD it will happen and they're gonna disappear sooner than later

[mssas92196]

first, try to talk like a human dont say its proves islam is the piece of shit second, give a prove for dumb and helpless things that you mention it . finally, yes muslims hope to be all the world is muslims one day because they hope to meet them in heaven , imagin that you believe in some religion and the day of judgement ... and if you love your brother or sister or your girlfrind you will going to try to convence him or her about your beliefes because you love her or him and you want to meet

[MegaloBellamian]

Proof about Islam being the scum of the universe ?

Iraq, Saddam, Al Quaida, Bin Ladin, IRAN and its President, Hamas (there's NO "palestine" , just a bunch of jordanians who wants to steal Israel and will get their asses whipped out like on every war against Tsahal)

Second, I Have nothing to prove, their legendary intolerance talks by itself, the fuckin Koran is the greatest piece of shit in the universe , an insult to humanity, jewish, women and occident, anything Muslims hate to death

[WOGI5M]

Your argument can go both ways, megalobellamian:

CIA, M16, Mossad, Nazis, KGB, all mainly christian/jewish groups who have systematically killed MILIONS!

Don't forget that all the major wars of the last century were caused by mainly christian countries.

Please don't hate things you don't understand. If you want to hate it at least bring up some factual arguments and not your anecdotal thoughts...

[Riko1980]

Muslims are not going anywhere , and as its the word's fastest growing religion , you'll have more Muslims than every before , if I were you I;d start getting used to it , or do anyway with yourself if you can't stand it so much , whichever you like.

[MegaloBellamian]

It's the world shittiest religion and I spit on it , so what ? they're everywhere ? We know that, they're like a virus which grow out forever, nothing new, they make kids like nokia create new mobile phones .

I Do what I want where I want when i want and If I want to say FUCK ISLAM I will say it trust me and there's nothing you could do about it .

Islam is a cancer to fight and me and a lot of other people are gonna fight these terrorists to the death .

ISLAM = The Scum Of Humanity

[MegaloBellamian]

The truth about the HAMAS being TERRORISTS which have been ELECTED DEMOCRATICALLY by the "palestinians" ? Who wants to destroy Israel ?

The proof of an Israelian Muslim who KILLED INNOCENT JEWISH TEENS on a Yeshiva who were spending their lives STUDYING The Torah and Bible PEACEFULLY ?

People who have so much hate about the other one than they're teaching their own CHILDREN to go explode themselves out to reach Allah Paradise ?

A religion where the finality is to FUCK VIRGINS ?

[Riko1980]

I'm not going to make any beef about christinaity , a religion that states that god impregnated a human female with his seed and that killing his own son was the only way to save mankind , he must have had no hope for us whatsoever . say whatever the hell you want doesn't matter to me , let your ignorance eat you alive , we need less twats like you in the world anyway,

[Riko1980]

if it weren't for HAMAS the palestinans would have been at the mercy of the isralains and americans ages ago. these two know this and it pisses them off to no ends.

[WOGI5M]

Mate, israel is a terror state. Zionists cannot justify their attempt to exterminate a nation of innocent people. The Palestinians chose Hamas because it's their prerogative under democracy. Hamas fight the way they do because they have no other means of defending themselves. Props to hamas the unassailable warriors!!!

[FUZZYisBIG]

I was packing myself from the intro, hhahahaha

[mightyPants]

ahahahhahahaha

[laimis666]

rofl... sex with a cat? O.O

[SeniasOsearix]

muzlim baby?  maybe the pro-lifers will finally see things OUR way now!

[Lunatik21]

That doctor was fucking hot!

LMAO

[carrotlooper]

OH YEAH! My unborn baby is Christian!

[Penguinindustries123]

rofllmao

[dartxni]

Darryl is such a great actor!

[SupremeCosmicForce]

lol that indian guy talking in the beginning is from "Manoj the Indian Telemarketer" video, which is a totally different video

[HyperKid66]

lol!! OMG!!!!! hahhha

[Angikx]

Daryll! poor poor Daryll !! xD

[gulavel]

She would not need to get preggie to make me marry her, she is hot lower class trash. Also, just letting me suck on those jugs would make me buy the cow. Real sad about the kid being muslim; terrible thing to have happen.

[terror0earth]

xD With the chat thingy.

[draigan]

ROFL

[oscarin124]

wow, thats really twisted. Good material. hey, you could on tv

[plutogirlgenius]

The best part was at the end when he said "I'm not gay, I'm bicurious, you BITCH!"

ROFL!

[StevieProductions]

HAHA the cat!

trainspotting poster!

[Snake1278]

THATS FUCKIN SICK!

[Hypsiphobic]

her unborn baby was muslim... lmao!