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  • Seeing him in that bath robe made me think of his bit on robes lol

  • @luffykens he lives in chesterton, indiana. I know for a fact that the only thing special there is thier rootbeer

  • reminds me of Louie, he should do a show like that

  • he got the paper before the monsters did!

  • Todd Glass is his buddy. He's actually a good comedian.

  • lol hilarious

  • great skit! Funny and smart! 

  • why is the bottle of wine empty?

  • Jim gaffigan, russel peters, <3

  • Yaaaaaay bacon!!!!

  • A robe? What are you making a porno?

  • @goingwithzed Just getting the paper.

    Before the monsters do, right?

  • I hate that guy but if i would meet Jim Gaffugan face to face i would be sooooo much worse then him.

    I LOVE JIM GAFFIGAN!!!! 

  • Can you say stage glass?

  • long story you say?how about just:douche bag - and carry on

  • that guy is another comedian i think his last name is glass..hes one of those angry comedians..

    

  • Not only did he find time to wear a robe, he got to the paper before the monsters did!

  • lollololololololololololol

  • I DID this to him a few years ago, I can't believe he made it into a skit, that's so awesome! Hot Pockets!

  • @Meda01 i call bs

  • do people actually do that to you, jim?

  • Jim should've shoved him into a hot pocket :-)

  • Jim Gaffigan... Best stand up comedy (in my opinion)!!

  • That guy is a hot pocket - nothing but crap.

  • I dont think id b obsessed l over the hot pocket joke id b more like "JIM GAFFIGAN OMGOMGOMG!!!!" Id wanna hug u as well!:p

  • all part of tom glasses annoying prank show

  • bottle on the head was a nice move.

  • and I thought I liked the Hot Pockets routine too much...this guy makes me feel better about myself ;)

  • the music at the start and at the end is the same as an ad for like pots and pans and other crap from portugal... lolol xD all i can think about when i listen to that is this corny voice-over guy...! xD

  • LMAO I would stab that guy too! LOL

  • TODD GLASS!!! haha, thumbs up if you knew that guy was todd glass!! :D

  • Soo awkward but hilarious

  • Oh god, what a creepy guy!

  • That first scene was hilarious, lol.

  • Where you getting the paper before the monsters do?

  • "you ever see anyone outside in a robe? They look like they escaped from the loony bin...'just getting the paper'...'before the monsters do, right?'"

    LOL i love gaffigan.

  • Pockets CALIENTE!!!

  • you should ask steve carell about a certain dinner for 'winners' you'd totally win with him.

  • Bacon pockets!

  • flush pocketsss... dead pocketssss

  • Did you eat Bacon for breakfast or fried cake with surup for breakfast?

  • nice

  • Hot pockets!

  • Hey guys if you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a Jim Gaffigan swear type "Jim Gaffigan's Saturn Commercial Outtakes" in the search box...you won't be sorry!

  • I love how he's outside grabbing the paper in a robe... "Before the MONSTERS get you, right?" XDDDD

  • He neeeds to be made a dead pocket ;)

  • nothing came out of the bottle when he broke it on that guy's head

  • wow even more annoying than annoying orange and fred put together.

  • i must find out how they do that glass bottl over the head bit, hm anyone know a sturdy material that wont hurt someone yet will shatter?

  • @Zukaran i think it's some kind of plastic, i cant remember the name of it but it will shatter like glass and won't hurt..that much XD

  • Lol awesome. This must happen a lot.

  • This actually makes me feel really sorry for you... and yet.. if I should ever come across you on the street I too would want to hug you :D

  • todd glass is great here

  • Todd Glass, ftw!

  • i would murder that guy

  • gddgdn

  • i got awkward myself just watching it

  • awkward.......................­..

  • Yes! Todd Glass, Jimmy Dore, Jim Gaffigan. What could be better?

  • lol hes in a robe

  • I frickin' LOVE Todd Glass! He is HYSTERICAL! :-D

  • I LOVE Todd Glass! :-) He is frickin' hysterical! LOL

  • I feel so bad for jim if this really happens to him.

  • That fan is a jerk. I hope this really didn't happen.

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  • is that really your wife in the video? speaking of hot pockets??? what is she doing with a schmuck like you. i bet you ask yourself that everyday don't you

  • ha ha i think this dude si ngle handedly ruined the hot pocket empire. i hope so anyway. those things are nasty.

  • ITS THE BACON GUY! I LOVE THE BACON GUY! lol

  • this is juz like my twin but mayb with the lazy joke in sted:p

  • he's gay for him

  • Man:HEY!?

    Jim:hot pockets...

  • Hmmmm, why is the bottle empty?^^

  • @kirmityou : hmmmm, maybe because it's a prop. Don't read too much into it, if that's all you got out of the vid, you must be one of these people who watches Dances with Wolves and nit-picks the nitty-gritty, splitting-hair details of the Souix Movie Costume jewelry down to the microscopic details, never once stopping to realize that the "thesis" of the story- if you will- is that John Dunbar feels at one with the people and realizes that their similarities far outwiegh their differences.

  • @kirmityou its not his back got wet

  • That.. is beautiful. XD Honestly, I can see myself being like that guy for the first minute.. but after that.. Yeah. I'd get that vibe and leave him alone. >__>

    Ari chan

  • Episode of 'Curb Your Albinism'.

  • lol i love todd glass

  • This is probably very, very close to reality. "Funny cause its true".....

  • deaaaaaaaaad pocket!

  • Faaaaaaaaan pockeeeeeeeeet!

  • i...would...STAB that guy.

  • @vivaelphaba Fuck that, I'd cut his head off.

  • Gosh I hate that guy. He is annoying, just leave him alone!!!

  • that guy is officially lame

  • I didn't think you walked around.

  • I love Todd Glass!

  • This is what my friends are like after i showed them that part.

  • it looks like that guy was talking into an iPod

    I would have slapped/punched that guy

  • Was that Todd Glass as the over-friendly fan?

  • That was wonderfully done. lol.

  • The Hot Pocks bit is so ridiculously overrated.

    But Jim Gaffigan is so ridiculously underrated.

  • What's next? Obvious answer: Bacon Hot Pockets.

  • this entire video made me feel uncomfortable...

  • Me too.

  • LOL! Hot Pockets! Bacon.

  • getting the paper before the monsters do, I see.

  • I apolgize, Jim Gaffigan, for asking you to say "Hot Pocket" for me the other day. I had no idea.

  • Is she really his wife?

  • Oy that is hard to watch. It is too real.

  • The punchline bit was almost worth how annoying that guy was. Almost.

  • so todd glass sent you an empty champagne bottle?

  • i like how he talks to his ipod

  • @SaberKo101 uh, that's not an ipod that's an iphone. you can tell because he's using it as A PHONE. Why the hell would he be talking to an ipod. that makes less sense than why people like Justin Beiber.

  • @WinatikaTheJawa well...the stalker guy seems to be pretty crazy...I wouldn't be surprised if he were talking into an iPod

  • @WinatikaTheJawa well i dont got an iphone so i didnt know u could talk into the cord so excuseeee me latisha lol

  • I see you found time to wear a robe. Good for you.

  • I want a bacon flavored Hot Pocket... Then die of happiness.

  • I see you found the time to wear a robe. Good for you.

  • Though it was a good call breaking the bottle over the psycho's head, I would've shanked him with the broken end.

  • Next time let the dog out when you go get the paper, so he can have a "hot pocket guy stalker" to chew on of his own.

  • Is that Todd Glass?

  • @bfcnet "Featuring Todd Glass..."

  • Too long! OY!

  • to think this all couldve been avoided had he waited to pick up the paper

  • that was as awkward as a larry david sketch..

  • that was either VERY dry wine or Jim and/or his wife is a very fast and stealthy heavy drinker

  • hot pockets!

  • you know what's sad,as soon as I saw this i thought, "just going to get the paper" "Before the monsters do right?" I know, I know, I'm pathetic.

  • @oneDrummer2401 Well, at least I'm an orange :D

  • HOT POCKET HOT POCKET HOT POCKET "i dont get it"

  • omg thats todd glass!! he's like my favorite person ever!!! he's so effin funny!! oh and jim gaffigans pretty great too...

  • LOL!!!!!

  • is that his real wife? jackpot!

  • Awww, this makes me nostalgic for Comedy and Everything Else before Todd left. Great vid!

  • Nice hit Jim!  P.S. Hot Pockets!

  • Hmmm, why is the bottle empty...?^^

  • I think...........I'd kill him XD

  • Serves him right for getting the papers barefooted and in a robe... thats not right! tee hee.

  • i'm so glad i saw this!! my 11 yr old son and i love the king baby special, and we saw jim one time out in public one time. we were about to approach him to ask him to do the hot pocket bit. just before we did, my boy started chatting up some milf. good thing i guess..i would've hated to see him bash my son in the head with a bottle.

  • hahaha wow thats funny how he slams the bottle on his head and the guy just changes the topic

  • Hmmm...accordian music. I didn't realize he had a home in France (or Italy)! I know EXACTLY what he's going through...NOT that I've gone through it or nuttin' lol :P

  • Two men who push things too far making my life even more fun. Who is Todd Glass? :D And YES to bottle therapy. Recognized it the moment the Parisian music came up.

  • Is the guy's friend Ben Stiller? Or is his name Jed? Cuz the guy looks like Ben Stiller, and Ben Stiller looks like my old camp counselor Jed...

  • Jim is wearing a robe... Are they about to shoot a porno?

  • people like that are such a pain in the ass...

  • at 1:58, i would've been like "dear god, I thought i took care of that guy..."

  • hahahahahaha i bet your baby looks like a fat hot pocket with legs!

  • holy cheesus!!! you have a youtube chan?  very cool! you're one of my favorite comics for sure... i absolutely love your originality! keep it up good sir!

  • id stuff a hot pocket down his throte and make him a dead pocket >:D

  • This is what it would be if I met Jim Gaffigan but 10 million times worse lol

  • ...hot pockets~

  • haha have you been doing neck exercises? your neck on your cover is really thin

  • i feel so srry 4 u lol

  • That guy has a hard head or that wine bottle was very thin glass.

  • Id kick his nuts..

  • i would have hit him a while ago ha

  • One of my favorite youtube videos! That guy is so annoying, and yet so funny!

  • i would have hit him with a bottle too

  • omg that guy was soooo freakin annoying

  • Todd Glass is awesome. His routines are hilarious.

  • Ya me 2 im embarassed

  • I totally got second hand embarrassment from this video. Awkward...

  • Me too. That's a nice term "second hand embarrassment". I used to use the term "douche chills"..

  • @Lifelike lol i love your comment

  • haha that would suck so bad...

  • oh! your the bacon dude!

  • i know that was a break away bottle but... that hurt watching that guy get smackled

  • I hope this didn't happen in real life, though I would probably act the same way.

  • At least you'll never run out of material. :)

  • I really really hope people don't do this to you, Gaffigan

  • Dude i would beat the guy up. MAN!!! He is so freakin annoying!!!

  • thats teh point

  • yikes that would be scary

  • this really captures the spirit of how ruined the hot pocket joke was after too many idiots talked about it.

  • Is that Todd Glass?

  • yep

  • I wanna punch that guy in the friggin' face holy shit.

    That is soo annoying.

  • gawd, I live near Steven Tyler and saw him at the mall once buying shoes and I couldn't even bring myself to saying "hey great work I love your music the whole band is awesome rock on"

  • OMFG THE STALKER GUY WAS SO ANNOYING but the way it ended was priceless...lol XD

  • It starts like a Curb episode.

  • thats his whole routine tounge in cheek humor

  • In the Sierra Mist commercials he did a way back, he was never the straight man.

  • Haha the ending!!! Hilarious!!!

  • id stuff a bunch hot pockets down his throut

  • That guy is so annoying!!!

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  • el ol el

  • Oh my GOD I would stab that guy with a soldering iron...

  • Hey Jim tell me the hot pockets joke right here in the text box