the music at the start and at the end is the same as an ad for like pots and pans and other crap from portugal... lolol xD all i can think about when i listen to that is this corny voice-over guy...! xD
Hey guys if you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a Jim Gaffigan swear type "Jim Gaffigan's Saturn Commercial Outtakes" in the search box...you won't be sorry!
is that really your wife in the video? speaking of hot pockets??? what is she doing with a schmuck like you. i bet you ask yourself that everyday don't you
@kirmityou : hmmmm, maybe because it's a prop. Don't read too much into it, if that's all you got out of the vid, you must be one of these people who watches Dances with Wolves and nit-picks the nitty-gritty, splitting-hair details of the Souix Movie Costume jewelry down to the microscopic details, never once stopping to realize that the "thesis" of the story- if you will- is that John Dunbar feels at one with the people and realizes that their similarities far outwiegh their differences.
That.. is beautiful. XD Honestly, I can see myself being like that guy for the first minute.. but after that.. Yeah. I'd get that vibe and leave him alone. >__>
@SaberKo101 uh, that's not an ipod that's an iphone. you can tell because he's using it as A PHONE. Why the hell would he be talking to an ipod. that makes less sense than why people like Justin Beiber.
i'm so glad i saw this!! my 11 yr old son and i love the king baby special, and we saw jim one time out in public one time. we were about to approach him to ask him to do the hot pocket bit. just before we did, my boy started chatting up some milf. good thing i guess..i would've hated to see him bash my son in the head with a bottle.
Hmmm...accordian music. I didn't realize he had a home in France (or Italy)! I know EXACTLY what he's going through...NOT that I've gone through it or nuttin' lol :P
Two men who push things too far making my life even more fun. Who is Todd Glass? :D And YES to bottle therapy. Recognized it the moment the Parisian music came up.
holy cheesus!!! you have a youtube chan? very cool! you're one of my favorite comics for sure... i absolutely love your originality! keep it up good sir!
gawd, I live near Steven Tyler and saw him at the mall once buying shoes and I couldn't even bring myself to saying "hey great work I love your music the whole band is awesome rock on"
Seeing him in that bath robe made me think of his bit on robes lol
Goatoftheforest 1 week ago
@luffykens he lives in chesterton, indiana. I know for a fact that the only thing special there is thier rootbeer
LagxCrispycreme 2 weeks ago
reminds me of Louie, he should do a show like that
luffykens 1 month ago 2
he got the paper before the monsters did!
JohnMacFarTV 1 month ago 2
Todd Glass is his buddy. He's actually a good comedian.
rushfanflo 1 month ago
lol hilarious
Tsaunders1307 1 month ago
great skit! Funny and smart!
SunnySunKansas 1 month ago
why is the bottle of wine empty?
MrBadAuk 1 month ago
Jim gaffigan, russel peters, <3
TheWimpyFruit 2 months ago
Yaaaaaay bacon!!!!
broalonzo 2 months ago
A robe? What are you making a porno?
goingwithzed 2 months ago 2
@goingwithzed Just getting the paper.
Before the monsters do, right?
broalonzo 2 months ago
I hate that guy but if i would meet Jim Gaffugan face to face i would be sooooo much worse then him.
I LOVE JIM GAFFIGAN!!!!
TheIcelandicPatriot 2 months ago
Can you say stage glass?
JakeBenji05 4 months ago
long story you say?how about just:douche bag - and carry on
Puppana 4 months ago
that guy is another comedian i think his last name is glass..hes one of those angry comedians..
POISONJAM100 4 months ago
Not only did he find time to wear a robe, he got to the paper before the monsters did!
toolff83 5 months ago
lollololololololololololol
Wyatttorix95 5 months ago
I DID this to him a few years ago, I can't believe he made it into a skit, that's so awesome! Hot Pockets!
Meda01 5 months ago 3
@Meda01 i call bs
nadrojylloh 4 months ago
do people actually do that to you, jim?
rabidbananas97 6 months ago
Jim should've shoved him into a hot pocket :-)
Graybillionaire 6 months ago in playlist Jim Gaffigan 'King Baby' 8
Jim Gaffigan... Best stand up comedy (in my opinion)!!
wyattbutler87 7 months ago 14
That guy is a hot pocket - nothing but crap.
audioblogs12 7 months ago in playlist Jim Gaffigan 'King Baby'
I dont think id b obsessed l over the hot pocket joke id b more like "JIM GAFFIGAN OMGOMGOMG!!!!" Id wanna hug u as well!:p
MySTICHES 7 months ago
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all part of todd glasses annoying prank show
redmenace166 7 months ago
all part of tom glasses annoying prank show
redmenace166 7 months ago
bottle on the head was a nice move.
allthatjazz92 8 months ago
and I thought I liked the Hot Pockets routine too much...this guy makes me feel better about myself ;)
whitliggett 8 months ago
the music at the start and at the end is the same as an ad for like pots and pans and other crap from portugal... lolol xD all i can think about when i listen to that is this corny voice-over guy...! xD
AthenasAngel 9 months ago
LMAO I would stab that guy too! LOL
LisaPurpleSage 9 months ago
TODD GLASS!!! haha, thumbs up if you knew that guy was todd glass!! :D
TehMcDoodles 9 months ago
Soo awkward but hilarious
PacManGoneFluffy 9 months ago
Oh god, what a creepy guy!
sheepishlion94 9 months ago
That first scene was hilarious, lol.
Larouge07 9 months ago
Where you getting the paper before the monsters do?
mamakork 9 months ago
"you ever see anyone outside in a robe? They look like they escaped from the loony bin...'just getting the paper'...'before the monsters do, right?'"
LOL i love gaffigan.
mJazzle 9 months ago 2
Pockets CALIENTE!!!
MoonyekaRae 10 months ago
you should ask steve carell about a certain dinner for 'winners' you'd totally win with him.
washaway 10 months ago
Bacon pockets!
plzletmelive1 10 months ago
flush pocketsss... dead pocketssss
TheFrigginAwesome 10 months ago
Did you eat Bacon for breakfast or fried cake with surup for breakfast?
GravityTrash 1 year ago
nice
sseargeant 1 year ago
Hot pockets!
illustriouschin 1 year ago
Hey guys if you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a Jim Gaffigan swear type "Jim Gaffigan's Saturn Commercial Outtakes" in the search box...you won't be sorry!
hairyguy23 1 year ago
I love how he's outside grabbing the paper in a robe... "Before the MONSTERS get you, right?" XDDDD
GannondorkVBA 1 year ago 4
He neeeds to be made a dead pocket ;)
TheJohn926 1 year ago
nothing came out of the bottle when he broke it on that guy's head
zomgAvrilRocks 1 year ago
wow even more annoying than annoying orange and fred put together.
TheConnor0906 1 year ago
i must find out how they do that glass bottl over the head bit, hm anyone know a sturdy material that wont hurt someone yet will shatter?
Zukaran 1 year ago
@Zukaran i think it's some kind of plastic, i cant remember the name of it but it will shatter like glass and won't hurt..that much XD
loopylou600 1 year ago
Lol awesome. This must happen a lot.
bradtheman38 1 year ago
This actually makes me feel really sorry for you... and yet.. if I should ever come across you on the street I too would want to hug you :D
harmonygrl 1 year ago
todd glass is great here
xcalibur4ever 1 year ago
Todd Glass, ftw!
beewcar 1 year ago
i would murder that guy
ClaraGrobanFan 1 year ago
gddgdn
ClaraGrobanFan 1 year ago
i got awkward myself just watching it
isrot 1 year ago
awkward.........................
TheProjectMJ 1 year ago
Yes! Todd Glass, Jimmy Dore, Jim Gaffigan. What could be better?
randman21 1 year ago
lol hes in a robe
BreakingNewYorkCity 1 year ago 4
I frickin' LOVE Todd Glass! He is HYSTERICAL! :-D
JBurr1000 1 year ago
I LOVE Todd Glass! :-) He is frickin' hysterical! LOL
JBurr1000 1 year ago
I feel so bad for jim if this really happens to him.
TommyTransam 1 year ago
That fan is a jerk. I hope this really didn't happen.
goodkitty8 1 year ago
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goodkitty8 1 year ago
is that really your wife in the video? speaking of hot pockets??? what is she doing with a schmuck like you. i bet you ask yourself that everyday don't you
ThCjdg1983 1 year ago 2
ha ha i think this dude si ngle handedly ruined the hot pocket empire. i hope so anyway. those things are nasty.
slapahoe209 1 year ago
ITS THE BACON GUY! I LOVE THE BACON GUY! lol
BobTheMentalPatient 1 year ago
this is juz like my twin but mayb with the lazy joke in sted:p
MySTICHES 1 year ago
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just wait 5 seconds then say hotpocket relly loud while i'm walking away
joshhill212 1 year ago
he's gay for him
thekittyspit 1 year ago
Man:HEY!?
Jim:hot pockets...
turellsolution 1 year ago
Hmmmm, why is the bottle empty?^^
kirmityou 1 year ago
@kirmityou : hmmmm, maybe because it's a prop. Don't read too much into it, if that's all you got out of the vid, you must be one of these people who watches Dances with Wolves and nit-picks the nitty-gritty, splitting-hair details of the Souix Movie Costume jewelry down to the microscopic details, never once stopping to realize that the "thesis" of the story- if you will- is that John Dunbar feels at one with the people and realizes that their similarities far outwiegh their differences.
illisanantexico 1 year ago
@kirmityou its not his back got wet
TheSaxaphonegeek 1 year ago
That.. is beautiful. XD Honestly, I can see myself being like that guy for the first minute.. but after that.. Yeah. I'd get that vibe and leave him alone. >__>
Ari chan
RedWingedAngel02 1 year ago
Episode of 'Curb Your Albinism'.
Zuggbar 1 year ago 2
lol i love todd glass
UglyToontown 1 year ago
This is probably very, very close to reality. "Funny cause its true".....
78Revolutions 1 year ago
deaaaaaaaaad pocket!
MrPeridot333 1 year ago 3
Faaaaaaaaan pockeeeeeeeeet!
smolny1917 1 year ago 2
i...would...STAB that guy.
vivaelphaba 1 year ago 61
@vivaelphaba Fuck that, I'd cut his head off.
RealDetectiveL 1 year ago
Gosh I hate that guy. He is annoying, just leave him alone!!!
IssyRedbird 1 year ago
that guy is officially lame
TDGfanatic12 1 year ago
I didn't think you walked around.
XanceMRevola 1 year ago 5
I love Todd Glass!
jmronan 1 year ago
This is what my friends are like after i showed them that part.
ScDrPain 1 year ago
it looks like that guy was talking into an iPod
I would have slapped/punched that guy
MathUhhhSaurus 1 year ago
Was that Todd Glass as the over-friendly fan?
bmilsk99 1 year ago
That was wonderfully done. lol.
SeanGoesP0P 1 year ago
The Hot Pocks bit is so ridiculously overrated.
But Jim Gaffigan is so ridiculously underrated.
TheMrFraz 1 year ago 3
What's next? Obvious answer: Bacon Hot Pockets.
The1AndOnlyGoldenboy 1 year ago
this entire video made me feel uncomfortable...
Craftybonds 1 year ago 4
Me too.
Dethbot4 1 year ago
LOL! Hot Pockets! Bacon.
songtruth 1 year ago
getting the paper before the monsters do, I see.
BatALash 1 year ago 4
I apolgize, Jim Gaffigan, for asking you to say "Hot Pocket" for me the other day. I had no idea.
StrikeBeard 1 year ago
Is she really his wife?
ElevatorMan2012 1 year ago
Oy that is hard to watch. It is too real.
CFCGFallRiver 1 year ago 2
The punchline bit was almost worth how annoying that guy was. Almost.
dorandraco 1 year ago
so todd glass sent you an empty champagne bottle?
NayoThe2nd 1 year ago
i like how he talks to his ipod
SaberKo101 1 year ago
@SaberKo101 uh, that's not an ipod that's an iphone. you can tell because he's using it as A PHONE. Why the hell would he be talking to an ipod. that makes less sense than why people like Justin Beiber.
WinatikaTheJawa 1 year ago
@WinatikaTheJawa well...the stalker guy seems to be pretty crazy...I wouldn't be surprised if he were talking into an iPod
MathUhhhSaurus 1 year ago
@WinatikaTheJawa well i dont got an iphone so i didnt know u could talk into the cord so excuseeee me latisha lol
SaberKo101 1 year ago
I see you found time to wear a robe. Good for you.
ExtremeRickman 1 year ago 60
I want a bacon flavored Hot Pocket... Then die of happiness.
cornm 1 year ago
I see you found the time to wear a robe. Good for you.
ExtremeRickman 1 year ago
Though it was a good call breaking the bottle over the psycho's head, I would've shanked him with the broken end.
AsukaEva215 1 year ago 2
Next time let the dog out when you go get the paper, so he can have a "hot pocket guy stalker" to chew on of his own.
TookieWookie 1 year ago
Is that Todd Glass?
bfcnet 1 year ago
@bfcnet "Featuring Todd Glass..."
kareeji 1 year ago
Too long! OY!
kelpel 1 year ago
to think this all couldve been avoided had he waited to pick up the paper
skittlz575 1 year ago
that was as awkward as a larry david sketch..
dejakapeja 1 year ago
that was either VERY dry wine or Jim and/or his wife is a very fast and stealthy heavy drinker
yxjoel 1 year ago
hot pockets!
dougcapehart 1 year ago
you know what's sad,as soon as I saw this i thought, "just going to get the paper" "Before the monsters do right?" I know, I know, I'm pathetic.
oneDrummer2401 1 year ago 3
@oneDrummer2401 Well, at least I'm an orange :D
pryan37bb 1 year ago
HOT POCKET HOT POCKET HOT POCKET "i dont get it"
AYarlott 1 year ago
omg thats todd glass!! he's like my favorite person ever!!! he's so effin funny!! oh and jim gaffigans pretty great too...
bsfawkes 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!
MistressInked 1 year ago
is that his real wife? jackpot!
mixmedia101 1 year ago
Awww, this makes me nostalgic for Comedy and Everything Else before Todd left. Great vid!
Talk2ben 1 year ago
Nice hit Jim! P.S. Hot Pockets!
daddio8866 1 year ago
Hmmm, why is the bottle empty...?^^
kirmityou 1 year ago 2
I think...........I'd kill him XD
Kari1Anime 1 year ago 3
Serves him right for getting the papers barefooted and in a robe... thats not right! tee hee.
mac163 1 year ago
i'm so glad i saw this!! my 11 yr old son and i love the king baby special, and we saw jim one time out in public one time. we were about to approach him to ask him to do the hot pocket bit. just before we did, my boy started chatting up some milf. good thing i guess..i would've hated to see him bash my son in the head with a bottle.
donnygong1 1 year ago
hahaha wow thats funny how he slams the bottle on his head and the guy just changes the topic
valdivia562 1 year ago
Hmmm...accordian music. I didn't realize he had a home in France (or Italy)! I know EXACTLY what he's going through...NOT that I've gone through it or nuttin' lol :P
Protectobot 1 year ago
Two men who push things too far making my life even more fun. Who is Todd Glass? :D And YES to bottle therapy. Recognized it the moment the Parisian music came up.
EoThorne 1 year ago
Is the guy's friend Ben Stiller? Or is his name Jed? Cuz the guy looks like Ben Stiller, and Ben Stiller looks like my old camp counselor Jed...
hannahfan142536987 1 year ago
Jim is wearing a robe... Are they about to shoot a porno?
TxAggieExPat 1 year ago
people like that are such a pain in the ass...
austinsam119 1 year ago
at 1:58, i would've been like "dear god, I thought i took care of that guy..."
xCTAngel98x 1 year ago
hahahahahaha i bet your baby looks like a fat hot pocket with legs!
mboxfan1226 1 year ago
holy cheesus!!! you have a youtube chan? very cool! you're one of my favorite comics for sure... i absolutely love your originality! keep it up good sir!
pokerslut530 2 years ago
id stuff a hot pocket down his throte and make him a dead pocket >:D
PokeNarutard 2 years ago 28
This is what it would be if I met Jim Gaffigan but 10 million times worse lol
mandyg2849 2 years ago
...hot pockets~
RhymelessWater 2 years ago
haha have you been doing neck exercises? your neck on your cover is really thin
Kward107 2 years ago
i feel so srry 4 u lol
weardo2 2 years ago
That guy has a hard head or that wine bottle was very thin glass.
knoplayer 2 years ago
Id kick his nuts..
deamonfroggy 2 years ago 4
i would have hit him a while ago ha
R0ckDaH0wse 2 years ago 6
One of my favorite youtube videos! That guy is so annoying, and yet so funny!
dwightkschrute80 2 years ago
i would have hit him with a bottle too
xLostxPuppyx 2 years ago 2
omg that guy was soooo freakin annoying
chaillev 2 years ago
Todd Glass is awesome. His routines are hilarious.
SonnyAmou 2 years ago 2
Ya me 2 im embarassed
jonahthemaster 2 years ago
I totally got second hand embarrassment from this video. Awkward...
Lifelike 2 years ago 110
Me too. That's a nice term "second hand embarrassment". I used to use the term "douche chills"..
angela1894 2 years ago
@Lifelike lol i love your comment
y2khahaha 1 year ago
haha that would suck so bad...
shawn1818668 2 years ago
oh! your the bacon dude!
zoctfear 2 years ago
i know that was a break away bottle but... that hurt watching that guy get smackled
IGiveYouMyHeartToday 2 years ago 4
I hope this didn't happen in real life, though I would probably act the same way.
XNijiX 2 years ago 21
At least you'll never run out of material. :)
spotonk9s 2 years ago
I really really hope people don't do this to you, Gaffigan
rileschmi 2 years ago 8
Dude i would beat the guy up. MAN!!! He is so freakin annoying!!!
scottmacintyrerocks 2 years ago
thats teh point
Kostly 2 years ago
yikes that would be scary
wolflover713 2 years ago
this really captures the spirit of how ruined the hot pocket joke was after too many idiots talked about it.
BlightedSkiez 2 years ago 4
Is that Todd Glass?
SaltyCatFood 2 years ago
yep
Kostly 2 years ago
I wanna punch that guy in the friggin' face holy shit.
That is soo annoying.
8DarknessShadow8 2 years ago
gawd, I live near Steven Tyler and saw him at the mall once buying shoes and I couldn't even bring myself to saying "hey great work I love your music the whole band is awesome rock on"
midnightAngel72 2 years ago
OMFG THE STALKER GUY WAS SO ANNOYING but the way it ended was priceless...lol XD
0J5y7 2 years ago
It starts like a Curb episode.
djkret111 2 years ago
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So Gaffigan can play straight man too, huh?
CountArtha 2 years ago
thats his whole routine tounge in cheek humor
kreator989 2 years ago
In the Sierra Mist commercials he did a way back, he was never the straight man.
CountArtha 2 years ago
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nigger pockets !
y0uG0tpwned1 2 years ago
Haha the ending!!! Hilarious!!!
flasharoo 2 years ago 4
id stuff a bunch hot pockets down his throut
nightclaw52 2 years ago 2
That guy is so annoying!!!
rowan729 2 years ago 4
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paultaki 2 years ago
el ol el
ArschlochJuden 2 years ago 2
Oh my GOD I would stab that guy with a soldering iron...
hoodenmcburg 2 years ago 40
Hey Jim tell me the hot pockets joke right here in the text box
moldyorangepeel 2 years ago 6