Asian Driving -- Chick Comedy

[bandit25501]

What an ugly fucking failed lab experiment.

[nellie2581]

Politically correct term Asian-American? Asians as horrible drivers sounds like a stereotype

[logawfull]

Uh, yeah...I would do her. I would love to see 'it' across her torso.

[DranweRagetotem]

is she a dwarf or is it the camera? 0_O

[672400]

shes cute

[DrippingLuvJuice]

FUCK CHINKS!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!

[ArchChristi]

@DrippingLuvJuice no you bitch, they both rule! Lol

[stacyl118]

Every white man's fantasy, right there. White guys would shag anything Asian.

[OpaSann0]

@stacyl118 are you crazy??????????

[JermzzzyFTW]

She really shouldn't lean forward so much, the effect is freaky O_o

[GaaraLover1792]

@JermzzzyFTW I'm not sure she can help that. A lot of the little people I've seen have naturally bad posture and can't help it.

[JermzzzyFTW]

@GaaraLover1792 Ohhh I couldn't even tell she was a little person :P

[metalnavi20]

awesome opening XD HAHAHA~~~!!!!!!

[CountryJukebox56]

Didn't laugh, didn't think of laughing, didn't even dream of laughing.....just stupid

[dinnerandashow]

White men find her exotic and HOT !

[daniyellowjello]

@dinnerandashow Exotic is just what all women want to be! (sarcasm)

[666asiamalaysia999]

lol very funny

[Tanfeliz]

I love her!

[MultiBrunolucas]

what a great first joke, fucking epic, right on the money.

[thedisbatcher]

thumbs up if you laughed more at her height than her jokes

[Anfmethodjor]

Let's face it, we all clicked for the thumbnail, and it was so worth it, for the first joke alone.

[MaShandToSh]

@Anfmethodjor True that my friend

[TheTruthHurtsYup]

I thought this was photoshopped in the thumbnail, holy sh....

[bellsiclepop]

@TheTruthHurtsYup hahaha me too... so awkward!

[Krazywoot]

shes like a head with a little bit of body attached

[wangchangyang]

LMAO shes great

[bvbismyinsperation]

woah i've never seen an asian migit lol go on...

[stevekarlin09]

so we're taking driving advice from a, midget, asian, female, really? can she even seeo ver the wheel of her smart car?

[TheMadGunners]

@stevekarlin09 And what advice did you hear in the whole clip? she made a joke about her not seeing over the steering wheel. #PayAttention.

[Jackthemeat]

Asians are hot ....but not this one,

[warfairking]

lol i wasnt dying from that first joke XD I was fuckin dead

[stonebridge999]

Is it wrong to masturbate to this?

[avestak]

You are amazing XD

[TurnToJesus1]

What a lovely little woman. Her opener was great.

Keep up the great work, Diane!

[TheWilderMusic]

I sooo thought this was doctored 

[blackghostcat]

she is so short

[Meteepee]

she IS the joke

[rikkieatspie]

i thought her thumbnail was jacked up, nope. but i laughed. forget looks, it's about character

[informatist]

her jokes are funny, but she just needs to brush up on her delivery... she seems a little nervous.

[omeglefan1]

lol shes funny :) not trying to be rude or anything....but does anybody else notice she has a rather large head?

[robincoes]

@omeglefan1 yeaa.. i was like looking at the thumbnail and i thought they edited it in some way

[Dibsanim]

@omeglefan1 yup i do!

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

I love her!! she's so funny..

[jatcheo]

juay de rito?

[NYPheonix]

She's asian, she's short..and she's a woman, no matter how you look at this..I don't see the part where she's bringing me a sandwich.

[iLoveOrangutans]

she's very short.

[challengermt675c]

WTF!!!!!!

[20alphabet]

You'd SOOOO fit in with us!!! We're just a few guys that like to hang out at Tea Station in Hacienda Heights and make each one laugh harder than the other. Where are you from?

[DeathsBite]

I'd hit it

[JayDmusicproductions]

stomp ? oohhh shit sorry

[hotcrazychicks808]

omg i love her shes fukin prettty for a asian naw lol jk

[omeglefan1]

@hotcrazychicks808 thats mean

[SoCalAries]

poor girl always looks like shes shrugging

[guitaHer099]

this looks shooped

[maximumrisk2004]

AWESOME



[SoCalAries]

@vict0r1ous indians arent considered asian, theyre dark as fuck and their eyes arent slanted.

[SoCalAries]

@vict0r1ous no shit its part of asia but the racial term asian doesnt include indians and it doesnt include russians either. ignorant my ass

[SoCalAries]

@vict0r1ous dude ur totally not getting the point or maybe u just hate being wrong? fuck im not wasting anymore of my time trying to get through to you, fucking look it up.

[Fallangel6]

@vict0r1ous really, the N word....talk about racist.

[Rav3r916]

so i just shift to go and hope for the best.. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Saikugo]

A midget, comedian, asian woman. Wow you don't meet one of those everyday. But pretty good non the less.

[KidIcarusFan93]

LOVED this video!

[iMBeAUTiful456]

why iz her head so big?

[JustusGregorius]

@iMBeAUTiful456 she's a midget can't you see her head is normal her body is too small.

[evothefool]

@iMBeAUTiful456 lolz you should be a comedian......

[madroxx66]

she scares me

[vladoportos]

Her opening was a killer, thumbs up right there !

[borami22]

her opening is hilarious!!!

[buceintoronto]

Me don't have cadaracs, me drive rincoln.

[BarrettP30]

Is her head real??Not to be mean or anything

[PurpleIpod411]

@BarrettP30 lol yes shes just a little person

[XxXDieCryHateXxX]

Kewl last name funny Asian-American (:

[Trigun426]

Diane Kawasaki > Esther Ku

[L8DKDNA1]

boooooooo

[iwantsomecookiess]

best opening joke ever. 

[StrawberryBigMac]

she has a gorgeous face

[Marcell2aG]

Awesome opening joke.

[FreakyYesIAm]

13 people hate Asian-Americans...

[TheOstrichGods]

LOL "the only little debbie i know happens to be a cupcake" FUCKING LOST IT.

[dollfacegenie]

what am Im doing in the crosswalk, lol

[bigbangclang]

omg shes funny

[Awesomenizzleness]

i must be high as fuck

[wvboarder2005]

tehe-I like her better than Selene Luna

[lifehouse123]

She's a lot funnier than Esther Ku

[moiseslima]

first joke was solid gold!

[hazahaxa]

She's the only one on this channel that's made me lol. Now I can leave and never come back!

[OneProof]

she's funny man, salute :)

[Coventry27]

I love her! Talking about funny.... she's got a good career ahead of her.

[TulkorHAOMARUSH]

midget asian?

[IWannabeJew]

Shouldn't she be riding a Kawasaki?

[AJkillface]

hahah shit the first joke was killer!!!

[MandiLynn18]

She had me giggling the whole time!

[mstn1995]

LOL!

I'm Asian, I wish people treated me this well when I drive..

[randomgothic1]

shes cute :D

[lostmyhead]

The politically correct term is Asian-American.

LMAO, really liked that she didn't even talk about it....hilarious!!!!

[naruta121]

woah a comic miget sian american miget

[tuttimelon26]

she is my favorite!!

[questions117]

I totally didnt get how half of that was even funny. The proper term is asian american? And the audience busts a gut laughing at that? Ookaay. Apparently i have no sense of humor

[MissDiss68]

@questions117 Because when she says that she needs to address something the obvious thing would be the fact that she's a DWARF!!! (Politically correct term : little Person) But instead she chose to point out the fact that she's asian...Not what the audience were expecting, that's why it's funny.....

[loveshakespeare]

@questions117

TBH, u dont!

[HowAboutSomeTruth1]

@questions117

You don't get that joke? you must be retarded.

[werheroszz123]

@questions117 what happens is the audince is thinking she's gonna say midget, but she makes a joke out of it. hope that helps

[TeamEtherium]

@questions117

You don't.

[SyvetheShairks]

They're OK with yak wagons in dinkville....

[Feruchis01]

really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

she gotta big head

[berryblitz07]

Haha her delivery is great!

[TooFreakingRelaxed]

She was awesome :-))))

[SelenaCullen123]

The only Little Debbie I know happens to be a cupcake.....hahaha!!!!

[KnightofMotley]

Last line is classic.  It could have been, "...because he's also an asshole," but she went for the cleaner version.

[P0IS0N]

LFMAO!

[tmakgirl48]

the beginning was great because we all know what we were expecting her to say and she surprised us all. thats what true comedy is!

[DvSFoX]

@tmakgirl48 lol EXACTLY

I didn't know how to put it, but you said it just perfect.

[tmakgirl48]

@DvSFoX haha thank you i'm glad you agree with me :)

[devilsknight18]

love her

[chiyerano]

Pretty funny. To think I was about to call her something other than Asian-American.

[SXCVIXN]

@chiyerano yeah that was the whole point...

[chiyerano]

@SXCVIXN I know, I'm just sayin'.

[BeautifulButterflyz]

she got an anime sized head

[anastasia81472]

She was funny. The last joke kind of fell flat, but she has potential.

[SirGomez81]

the best opening line ever. Other than that, its was okay.

[MaxC17]

lol love it!

[jasminepardo]

" he got up ,he said WHAT THE!," "ohh im sorry i didnt realize that you were asian"

ahhah lol

she is funny !!

[LodemaiT]

Great way to break the ice!

[rasheedald]

ok im not making fun of her, but can she really drive?

[Zamanian]

@rasheedald Some of them install longer pedals and such.

[yeahweml]

great i couldn't stop laughing

[QueenHilary]

Lol she funneh.



[bullseye0419]

lol...

"WHAT THE ..... ooops sorry I didnt know u were Asian.... what am I doing on the crossroad?"

bahahahaha I laughed all the way she's funny :D

[DayZ2468]

man double whammy shes Asian and a Midget hahahahahahahaha

[chiyerano]

@DayZ2468 Remember, the correct term is Asian-American. Some would say an Asian little person.

[DayZ2468]

@chiyerano right an AsianMidget hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[MissTooni]

She's good I like her.

[amjan]

Haha, the beginning was awesome. Damn, that girl is actually good. Very natural, doesn't force it.

[FoxMedina]

wtf is that

[Loonygirl23]

Funny looking and funny.

[timmerDanmark]

@Loonygirl23

so true.. but i most say she is more funny then just funny looking :)

[Loonygirl23]

@timmerDanmark lol yea thumbs up my comment (;

[FlounciKat]

@Loonygirl23 That's extremely rude. You shouldn't make fun of the way people look, they can't help it. I am sure people have thought you look funny. You shouldn't go around saying things like that

[swiftdaggas]

@FlounciKat totally right

[Loonygirl23]

@FlounciKat shut up. your annoying, and noone has told me I look funny

[chiyerano]

@Loonygirl23 At least not to your face, anyway.