best of malcolm tucker

[DotaMaster321]

i'm a shapeshifter!

[Robin4ever1970]

lmfao I love the way he shouts the word "cunt"

[eyresysleftpeg]

Maybe Davina McCall's the new pope. Maybe you can download rice!

[hoimus]

Come-the-fuck-in or fuck-the-fuck-off.

[Brecconable]

Buy a goat the whole village can fuck

[McMakisha]

"Violent sexual imagery"

[alextheforge]

"don't you EVER call me a bully.... I'm so much worse than that."

[mattstone12]

2m46s the best rant ever...lol

"...and Davina Mccall is the new pope.."

[relmmih6]

love his look at 2.02 scary

[TheMunchfan]

5:13 LOL

[sloanienz]

Oh Danny Oldsen, you used to be such a sweet young man.

[kloobus]

little pigs. little pigs!

[lauritoon]

@kloobus i absolutely love that part. i love malcolm!!!

[meddeyc]

'MAYBE WE CAN DOWNLOAD RICE!' Fuckin' loled

[rtwoodlands]

2:03 - The face of Death

[thegarbeen]

This man is a fucking hero.

[dg1982]

I want to download Rice

[pgullan]

her hack-bitch face!

[Deadman6990]

Don't you ever EVER call him a bully.

[hampshireaser]

You need to learn to shut your fucking cave.

[HELPTHEPICKLEISALIVE]

No file of things I really don't give a fuck about or the Shawshank Redemption quote.

[HELPTHEPICKLEISALIVE]

He is the funniest character of all time.

[TheJoe55223]

Further proves us Scots are the masters of swearing.

[Robin4ever1970]

Badass motherfucker

[istorikal]

'By way of introductory remarks…' – brilliant!

[ephemeralprotagonist]

I want to be him. Maybe one day!

[kokumusicismylove]

Don't you ever call me a bully, i am so much worse than that...WASH YOUR HAND!!!! ..God, i would kick him in his ball so hard, that his willy would become a vagina....then cut his tongue....x

[DSchruteBeets]

@kokumusicismylove Nope you wouldn't

[kokumusicismylove]

@DSchruteBeets if he wason my side, i wouldn't...hahahaa

[FormerlyMrBean667]

Downloading some rice while watching this.

[Viciousfella]

Malcolm Tucker has the eyes and the grin of a Velociraptor, he can verbally flog and devour a person within seconds and he is more frightening than any prehistoric reptile that I know of.

[Seagerash]

I'll should you through that window

[bumblescum64]

Top Swearing..

[GLYNWED]

I Had an argument today,in a carpark in Edinburgh,He told me too move my car, or he would rip my fucking arm off and beat me with the bloody,soggy end

[bumblescum64]

@GLYNWED he was in a good mood then.normally,it is rip youhead off and shit down yer throat.

[wmcneile]

2.01  he looks like the velociraptor in jurassic park

[AgentDC76]

We need this in Canada. :-p

[ZukuRiot]

Absolute legend. Without his accent, this just wouldn't be as funny...

[LanceDirk]

Peter Capaldi is amazing. I saw him in Torchwood, and the character he plays is so radically different from this character, but he plays it just as well. That's great range as an actor.

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

UGHHHH can we PLEASE have this on Region 1 DVD!!! Or show it on TV (preferably uncensored). All that swearing is like beautiful music to me, makes my heart SING!

[TheBitterWeed]

e fucking nuff

[bodieofci5]

2.01. A look that could kill from a thousand miles away.

[jawa64ify]

@bodieofci5 it's very "i have forseen it"

[myvampireweekday]

get the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off

^ best line ever

[enyaw86]

around 2 minutes in you can see the true face of evil and horror

[MACCURRIE1]

Steve Flemming didn't like this.

[ctpaterson0905]

The bully line is one of his best, describes himself perfectly

[psycho59300]

Malcolm Tucker = Diplomate chuck norris

[austinthebookworm5]

Malcolm Tucker is the next Chuck Norris

[lamal1213]

ahhhhhhhh poetry :)

[Cryer24597]

"Come up and see me, ideally wearing brown trousers and a shirt the colour of blood."

[KaiX6]

2:02 The ultimate demise of your existence.

[MrPeteOfJustice]

...maybe there's fucking robots knocking around and davina mcall is the new pope, maybe you can download rice!

[loneorrea]

2:02 look of a psychopath

[GRANGER565]

helfy



[hungetkunstler]

The cunt that disliked this video needs to learn to shut their fucking cave.

[CivitasUltraAporia]

....wash your hands

[rude1987]

little pigs...

[Semprini89]

violent sexual imagery HA

[lindasapsford]

I love it when he says "he can be really nice"

[bravogolfhotel]

Ah, how glorious. I can't believe THE THICK OF IT isn't available in R1 yet.

[AppleAssassin]

1 little pig worried about the hair on his chinny chin chin

[seventydreams]

"don't you ever, EVER call me a bully........I'm so much worse than that."

[NorthstarXXXI]

2:03 death glare

[crazywhales]

@NorthstarXXXI i'm gonna have nightmares of that face

[DANNY001209]

This bloke would make the perfect Drill Instructor within the armed forces, would you answer him back- i think not. love this.

[madtie2]

maybe you can download rice

[Cryer24597]

"Come up and see me, ideally wearing brown trousers and a shirt the colour of blood!"

[jamescfc1]

His stare at 2.03 would make children cry and grown men cower in fear.

[MACCURRIE1]

'enough, e-fukin-nough. you need to lerarn to shut your fuckin cave'

[ACinDorset]

I predict the following will make it in to everyday English;

1. "E-fucking-nough",

2. Tuckers Law,

3. "Come-the-fuck-in or fuck-the-fuck-off."

4. "Now get back in there and wind this bullshit up."

Brilliant stuff

[Robin4ever1970]

@ACinDorset

Because of Malcolm, "e-fucking-nough" is part of my vocabulary.

[Bhodisatvas]

My favourite quote isnt that sweary but makes me laugh everytime I hear it....."If you fuck this up I'll be all over you like a pigeon on a chip"

Incredible writing :)

[relmmih6]

@Bhodisatvas brillaint line lol

[gofikinn999]

LMAO at Ollie's face at 5:40 behind the door.

[relmmih6]

"how do you think that sounds"?

quite quite mad lol

[LittleFingerFilms]

2:04 malcom tuckers cum face

[codownni]

the crackin awakes!

[smacktardactionyeah]

4:48 Where Malcolm gets offended at being called a "bully" because it's too weak a word to describe him pretty much defines the character for me. Gold.

[HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaNo]

'Go and make a contribution to fucking Amnesty International, Go buy a goat the whole village can fuck.'

[Slipknotrule2]

is this a tv show or a movie?

[MrStephenRGilman]

"E - fucking -nough." I've gotta find a way to use that in conversation.

[jimmy2k4o]

"come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off" XD am having that one XD

[tommos1]

everyones too scared to dislike this video.

[afroman255]

@tommos1 2 people have balls to dislike this

[freakstate]

'Enough... e-fucking-nuff'

lol!

[andyboi2006]

malcolm is a raper

[peacenotwar500]

2:03

=Wtf boom

Best one Don't you dare ever call me a bully... I'm so much fucking worse than that"

[peacenotwar500]

2:03

=Wtf boom

[TheConciseStatement]

Davina McCall may sometimes miss the mark as a broadcaster, but I think she'd make a lovely pope.

[killaxm]

Starting at 1:59 look ....

[tribetng]

The download rice line just kills me every time, another series please BBC.

[blackgenet]

look at his bulge at 2.14

[Mike220111]

lol

[flyworld3]

Classic.

[cgreen5000]

"Maybe there's fucking robots knocking about and Davina McCall is the new pope - maybe you can download rice"

Malcolm Tucker - Legendary teacher of existential theory.

[RandomHL]

2:00 Demon mode engaged.

[Vince929]

Oh god that look at 2:00 in gets me everytime hahahaha

[PurushaDesa]

"You mincing fucking CUUUNT!"

[vitr1ol]

MAYBE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD RICE

[b0b1919]

maybe you can download rice

[PaidiCole]

E-fucking nuff

[teabagbob]

*THERE'S* the Tucker face. Right there at 2.05

[shortroods1]

eh fucking nuff

[TheTorukMakto]

I love his final speech at the end of series 3

by the way has anyone watched the american version, their tucker's no were as good as Paul Capaldi

[fannymcslap]

@TheTorukMakto Peter?

[kerins94]

i love the look in his eye when the fella snaps at him. what a guy

[relmmih6]

@kerins94 lol yea when he says 2i know what fucking transport is"

he looked like he was gonna kill him.

[kerins94]

"you win a years supply of condoms which in your case is four"

[ady24]

"you can download rice!"......best comedy character in years.

[drtoonie]

Watching the transcribe feature on this video is actually nearly as funny as the video itself.

"but he said he's going to have a child star of America is that I was in the shower on"

[bled83]

legend

[EEJAS]

"get this in to the noggin..."

[oooooooooorly]

"Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off."

Oh man, that's the most brilliant line I've heard in ages.

[nicefeet101]

"Christ, Malcolm. How do you appear out of no where in a building made entirely out of glass?"

Love it.

[vzbyrne]

I put the auto transcribe thing on and found a big fault, it doesn't do Scottish. It transribed "Malcolm" as - "milt media"

[barneylupoo]

'don't you EVER call me a bully. i'm so much worse than that'. probably the most intimidating line ever conceived

[honkyxadonis]

hard to watch certain parts of it (first series) without thinking 'pedo, pedo, hes a pedo, pedo'

[Sophieandhearts]

2:00 to 2:06........BRILLIANT!

[luckyphilster]

"come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!"

"i'll come the fuck in then"...

[mnyfrsh]

Malcolm has the world's greatest "son."

[CyKoPathiK12]

the best line i think is the tim in riceslip one. think that takes the cake out of in the loop and the thick of it. malcolms a fucking gangster.

[CyKoPathiK12]

its the fucking shawshank redemption. only more tunneling through shit and no fucking redemption.

[browncello]

...I will tear your skin off and wear it to your mother's birthday party...

[ImDaFox]

When he gets his pissed face on in the season 2 premiere, I die eerry time.

[psychomantis108]

I love it when he says its its like the shawshank redemption but with more shit and less redemption

[theairinthebranches]

haha yeah that's another great one, I should've included it!

[Nubil8r]

@psychomantis108

he actually says "no tunnel through shit and no fucken redemption" but either way, it's all good.

I can't believe i had to time travel to tell you this 11 months ago.

[psychomantis108]

@Nubil8r yes I know now I had only just seen the episode before making that comment but thanks anyway :)

[kirvelaV]

You just have to love him...