Cute Dog Pick Up (DiGiTS - Ep. 3)

[jayhow92]

What happened to the dog?

[jmansl]

Thanks man, love your videoes, I learn alot from them! Everything is about what not to do, but still; keep it up :)

[ISkRiLLeXI]

1:37 LMAO

[OrogDeMalfur]

lol "his name is buffalo bill"

[Savipalooza]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Can I get your number, please?

[talkdontt]

Wow alot of the comments here are so dumb this guy is totally doing this for comedy purposes well either that or hes a big idiot lol.

[Poseidon99Jeus]

Get lost master fucker!! Next time u suck ur dog's cock.

[antoineen]

@Poseidon99Jeus Haha, ur so freaking salty, get a life. Fabrizio>You

[Ockenapartment]

This is so fake, there's q guy video taping them right next to them always

[Chewychu31]

at leasst he tried

[jeffreyvsanten]

the dog is badass with a pink belt xd

[echo200100]

your a creep



[NerdyRyno]

This guy is freaking creepy XD the girls more than likely gave him fake numbers....ugh that heavy accent.

[VeedioProductions]

Instead of having a Dog, have a leash and pretend you're looking for a dog. Duh.

[justaguy150]

Cmon guys, this guy is hilarious.

[menomineekidsvids]

Heres an idea....Its crazy! But what if you try to have an actual conversation with a women, instead of making her feel uncomfortable.

[Dosalt]

I knew this was not going to work and would have let her go after seing her first reaction

[DJTANTA94]

i thought this was absolutely hilarious :P u are hilarious guys, even if it is fake or acted, who cares, it is funny and can give people good ideas.. think the biggest loser is real?? or any other TV show. who cares, its entertaining :P

[datfunk101]

i guess the dog wasn't a good dickhigh

[datfunk101]

0:17 Dog: what the fuck is wrong with this guy

[litllenipples]

i just want to tell this guy to fuck off and then steal the girl from him lol!

[buttfuckcentral]

i think being retarded seriously hurts his cause

[david6pac]

its not the dog dude, its you.

failure of knowledge about your dog

[Mrgunman1955]

at 0:16 he looks like Bre Pettis!

XD

[jarthos123]

This is so fucking fake. They jam these cameras right in people's faces?? worthless.

[MrKalle1445]

@jarthos123 obviously it's fake, who thinks something like this isnt fake must be either on drugs or just under age? Don't tell me you thought it was real?

[track818]

Girls are much more interested in the dog than the guy, sorry boys I focus more on the cute dog than the guy holding him x]

[WahsUp]

i couldn't stop laughing after he say palm........

[freeplay2414]

BUFFALO BILL!! SMOOOTH! LOL

[diocletian2]

Not going to lie - why would you name your dog after a serial killer from a movie?

[BXBOMBERFOREVER]

I gotta tell you this works!! I have a French Mastiff and even though I don't get as much numbers as this dude..it works..at least the chances are greater if you have a large breed dog..true story..

[ktcatgir]

actually you dont want to use a small dog. women love large dogs.depending on how the woan is dressed you will know who to go for. most fancy girls wont fall for it. but women dressed casual tend to love large dogs. i being one of those. :D

[krunkaintdead69]

This guy is so old I bet he cant sustain an erection.

[chillmeister509]

lol at uploader and highest rated comment.

[billieholiday42]

"the dog is the decigh"

[JayJaguar]

peace

[JayJaguar]

@JayJaguar Vid's youtube dont want u to 3ee ; note 1=i and 5=s

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[Deezhan]

"roses are red, violets are blue, CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER" LOL, this guy has no idea what he is doing. the only thing this guy has is balls, balls enough to walk up to a female and emberess himself ... he also have some fashion sence too btw, but that doesn't help much when you are an older guy.

Giacomo Casanoca would laugh at this guy so hard...lol

[puddingpants7]

@Deezhan he probably gets more numbers in a day than you get in a lifetime. So many haters.

[Wiseguyzmoney]

Wowwww lol a lot of haters

[acoustic905]

LMAO this guy is hilarious his name is bafalo bill hes a sirial killa lmao

im hooked

[whatUwanaB]

if the cameras are not there then he will Never be rejected!

[saadmll]

I can understand your English !!

Are U Italian?

[mcandros111]

that dog looks gay

[puddingpants7]

LOL Look at how she says " some sort of mut" Has she looked at her own dog lately? it's freakin rat.

[Filipb2101]

@puddingpants7

Hahahaha, agreed. Look at that shit.

[puddingpants7]

@Filipb2101  LOL

[popomczowzow]

what kind of dog is that?

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[frickinmatchbox]

FAILLLLL LOLOLOL

[numetla]

i'd say if you have a dick one' long show it, just let it hang out, for all the other guys try a pet shop an a little cat, nothings cuter than a cat

[maurogermanserra]

Buffalo Bill??!!

[Bratcipheo]

hahaha, nice, hahah, good ya ya.

[rang3pur3534]

lmao dickhigh?

[rang3pur3534]

lmao dickhigh, awesome accent :D

fabrizio ftw #1

[futurechemengineer89]

how about a more manlier dog???

[stonykenny]

go to the hospital and use a friend in a wheelchair as the decoy and pick up some nurses!

[RcKis0]

"Roses are red, violets are blue... can i get your number please" HAHAHA LEGEND

[accuratesheep]

1:17 WHAT?! Bohemian? kiddin'?

[DJDIGITAL3]

dude that was stupid

[Phantrax]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have your digits please?" Seriously? xD

[trenthays7]

"P" Fail

[KingShawn85]

did he just say dickhigh,what the hell

[marclippens]

This didn't work because in this digit you look really gay. and girls don't like gay's flirting with them they just want them as their friend.

[gundamg3000]

this reminds me of that Jim Beam commercial

Were the guys go and rent puppies

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[totalnerd18]

Tip: Know something about dogs.....haha

[xxxsmoke4lifexxx]

serieusly! this guy is such a fucking retard with his weird accent, i think people would see him like some kind of weird pervert.

[Hordebloow]

maybe without the big fucking camera in her face she might have gave you it :O

[007hah]

better decoy 2.0: just acces an university and dont throw away your old powerpoints/skripts/a.s.o.

[007hah]

better decoy: SWIMMING!

[faithhero]

man try the train just go site in a train than site next to a hot girl.

[starsiaeve]

Also buffalo bill was the name of the killer in Silence of the lambs and he had a dog like that. She looked a little scared after you said that.

[starsiaeve]

it would have helped if you knew more about the dog. She caught you in the play.

[WaddleDeePwns]

only do the dog deco if u really own a doy i think

[blueghist]

I think you would have got it if not for the outfit, lol

[33DKludeee]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[crazyman1914]

Right idea, wrong broad.

[sharkyboyalin]

dude y just laff when he sed buffolo bil (eminem) y now what y m sayng

[popcorn21]

He blown it when he was in 51sec. That was a shit test from the woman.

[Underpricing]

It wasn't the dogs fault, this is the only episode in which you looked very nervous, your vocal tonality sucked and you couldn't say a full sentece without hesitating. What the fuck did you expect??

I'm going to give you a tip, find a reason to ask for the number other than her looks, or in this case other than you are desesperate to get a number in less than 3 minutes.

[aquasmash18]

love the show! wish there were more episodes

[originalbot]

LOL xD

actualy the dog thinng works good, get another try!

[jacobbobcorn]

roflmao. roses are red, violets are blue..can i get your number? ahahahahhaha.

[goldenboy89hmm]

this is a veeeery coool channel)))))))

[nevadawolf619]

You're cool Fabrizio...lol Love the show.

[nevadawolf619]

Damn! reading the comments; there are a lot of haters up in here!?

[digitsshow]

@lilacice82 Um, thanks... I guess?

[SatainsPker]

@digitsshow but he got balls :P

[puddingpants7]

@lilacice82 Shutup hater.

[ICE999KOLD]

@lilacice82 U MAD BRO?

[robotpanda77]

I would avoid any woman who has a chihuahua. Most likely she is in a relationship already for one thing if she has one.

[dudapalooza]

buffalo bill, fail!!! hahahaha

[quxantipe]

decoy suggestions:

- teddy bear;

- skateboard;

- horse.

Other place sugestions:

- gym

- beach (massages9)

- swimmingpool

[weyrickumumase]

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[yukichancinnamonroll]

lmao! aww cmon man u can do better than that! wow u sounded like a desperate man! haha

[Dogfacerawr]

That dog gets laid more than this guy.

[MrCommentz]

haha your comment made me laugh like fuck!!

[puddingpants7]

@Dogfacerawr  HAAAAA . not

[wljaj13]

@Dogfacerawr hahaha seriously, if he could speak english then he might get numbers

[SHlTTER]

hes got no game

[boarding5401]

the dogs didn't even like each other

[MrAdavidc]

The dod it's a shi tzu originally from tibet,lovely dog race stupid owner.

[Surftificate]

Bad hass dog xD

[ChivalRuse]

Yea you bettar keep walkin

[dfs1989]

I analyzed your video and you had mistakes:

1.-The dog links convertation.

2.- 0:35 "yeah" like not interested.

3.-whats dogs name?, a excellent link.

4.-bufaloo bill she was interested "wired name".

5.-what kind of dog is that? she notes that he didnt know the race "1 mistake".

6.- 0:55 he gave her his back "like not interested in her".

7.- 1:14 she looks nervous and she notes anxiosty in him.

8.- 1:24 she is scaping from him.

9.- 1:27 dont do this, if she isnt interested dont force it

[TZCheesecaek]

Dude, Its obviously set up, not saying its bad, I think its halarious.

[1l1keg1rls]

lol your stupid, 6 was a "take-away" you retard

[DaDeathGodv]

the reason why u failed, is cause u didnt know what type of breed that dog is buddy, taht why that girl was like, ok this guy is only walking a random dog to pick up girls. good luck next time, i subscribed ur jokes.

[yudishb]

haha that sucks,no digits lol

[jonfcc]

the dog is your dick high to get the digits haha

[bt70a9]

fuck, how can he NOT know that dog it is, when he wants to get a woman through having a dog - . - '

[logitechoz]

bufalo bill?

[willswiife]

u can try with a cute dog mmaybe like a yorkshire terrier and hello u gotta know what kinda dogthat one looks like shitzu and also come up wit a cute name

[willswiife]

decaaay lmaooo

[moebbes]

nice show =)

[sktnisme]

dude hahahah this faggot cant get shit, hes some creepy old retired wanna be model

[lmpecabIe]

he is a model

[lmpecabIe]

@sktnisme He is a model

[brugge2010]

is he lame or what? maybe he could begin by learning english

[esewey89]

haha rejected

[Sonicfan78907]

FUCKTARD

[maxpanchoo]

Do you have to remove dog's poo in America?

[flakoreilly]

sell art in the park like that one chick

[UrbanGeeek]

Try to use a vibrator as a decoy... women love it =X

[vitormorelliadv]

Buffalo Bill!!!!!!!

[RAVENWOOD117]

Look around like your searching for something. Then, when a woman comes, ask if she can help you find your cat /dog. Hang out a bit, looking around, then give you your number with the excuse of 'if you find him, call me', then ask her number so you can tell her if you found him. ;-)

[willswiife]

thats smooth wow maybe u should havae ur own show huh

[Bathaap]

just walk behind a nice lady , than drop a paper with fabricio his numbr on it than call the girl and say you have let something fall than she or you will pick it up for her , than the action will start for itselfs :P

[Ravenshield5]

roses are red...violets are blue... can i make some sexytime with you ?

[coolism123]

"roses are red...violets are blue....

CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER PLEASE?"

WTF LOL

[alexandereclipse7]

jajajajajajajajaja this is a @%$^%$ jajajajaj

[cyabrbftw]

get a mankini and see if it works haha

[TWEWY09]

LOL wat a shit head, bafalo bill

he is SO weak in his game, but atleast he givs it a go n its always funny to watch a pick up

[valetdabess]

get a girl using a car

[joestyllo]

this guy is smooth, doesn't even matter if he gets the digits, it's all about not caring regardless

[owelic]

dog works if its your dog and its a little better looking.

[kyle7566]

is this guy the voice actor of Team fortress 2's spy?

[TWEWY09]

OMG haha XD nice

it would fit 2gether nicely if he was french not italian.

[LegzLegacy2]

HAHAAH rejected as usual

[sonicnblaze33]

lol tip: know something about dogs.

im hitting the subscribe button nao lol

[sirpoopalot7]

Serial killer name....hahahahahaha

[UKshizzle]

Your Decoy: Whip out your cock and tell her to touch it.

[fknwogmatee]

@UKshizzle thats what i do, but its to small

[mounty5th]

try usin a knife as a decoy

[MrMegaWolfeman]

lol awesome

[Zsoftware]

fail.

[Maarten0412]

He did it totally wrong! He should've let the dogs sniff eachother a littlebit more before telling her that the dogs like eachother, show more interest in her dog, ask her all kinds of things about the dog and eventually switch the conversation about dogs to another topic. Being that smooth doesn't work all the time, you need to show 200% confidence and he wasn't really showing it, even in his other videos he doesn't. You can see that he's hiding his insecurity behind sunglasses and exp clothes

[callmejacko]

the dog is like whats up with this douchbag

[eyesack9]

BUFFALO BILL HAHAHAH

[Agureghian]

this first girl is a bitch.

you dont kwno what kinda dog that is huh...

what does it look like to you?

a mutt...

[XxPURPLEREPTARxX]

Who cares about personality and character.

You cant fuck personality. XD

[TheFuzzybug37]

dude youve made friends with a guy thats 10 years old....thats hell cool

[Joel0277]

ok i saw some of his other vids i thought he was good but i realised 1 thing. if you take away his looks he got no real character n he seems real desperate towards end of this video. this girl saw thru his accent n appearance n that is what truely counts, CHARACTER if u dont got that u fall flat on ur face. thts y it doesnt matter if ur ugly u can get any girl u want, just need to hv a good personality.

[HJAMA001]

this guy is a clown, he looks really stupid

[infovobis]

veru common in italy xD

[yaroslavkhmel]

that's a total pistake not a real attempt IMO

[KimberleyMyree]

you should go to the movies and meet a girl and then do "the move" hahaha. ;D

[smilegirl900]

you should take your young(4-8 preferably) daughter, neice, or whatever shopping.

[hoh8511no]

ahahahhahaa.

[subpower1]

wait picking up girls with you having a dog is easy but not as easy picking girls at bars.

[Rapist87]

Buffalo Bill? How the fuck was that supposed to help?

[moh3325706moh]

thts weird shes wearing a jordanian scarf ;)

[exaltedangel09]

THIS IS SO SAD TO WATCH.

[TeddyBear00000000000]

why always glasses? show your eyes to girls

[volt9999]

dont blame the dog, blame the player

[Ferdy101]

this is pathetic, it makes me laugh.

[rappingreceptionist3]

stop sending me this bullshit

[skarlinx]

you just tell them "may i get your number so i can invite you to my next concert?"

[skarlinx]

THE BEST DECOY:

play a musical instrument (acoustic guitar works fine). just sit next to beautiful women, and start playing. you can aproach them with"does it bother you if i sit here to practice?" but sometimes they aproach you. then you can use something like "what kind of music do you like"

or something more agresive like "may i play a song for you?"

that will get you TONS of digits

[24911fitg]

have u one this then?

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

this works for me all he time: would you like my penis in yur mouth? yeah idk either.. but it works for me

[MalubaySyecado]

It didn't work out because she knew it wasn't your dog. You didn't even know what type it was. Also, the cameraman freaked her out. Also, quite possibly a lesbian.

[freshasdida]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

tell me this is a comedy show! hilarious. If you want something serious, check out "Keys to the VIP". that'll get you "Digits".

not to rain on ur puraid but dog decoy never works unless u kow alot about dogs and dont push so hard on girls espesialy with a camera!