Voltaire - "Star Wars song"

[furryjack12]

I woke up next to chubaka, and I was covered in wookie kaka, what they did to my poor wiener was no no... I lost my manhood in the cantina, that was 12 years ago and I still go back every Friday.

[eight216]

lol, i know 3 people that should never hear this (they still have starwars stuff in their rooms, that meaning games movies and toys) so naturally the first thing i did is emailed it to them, i haven't heard back yet

[Philly2854]

This song ruined 15 peoples childhoods

[kattymaster]

This songs actually called cantina (may or may not be misspelled)

[jasonpwnsuall]

@kattymaster it is cantina, but the lyrics are a bit different from the album

[TheBlackwingdevil]

Lol guess what my class says (made up) pal is Personal Arse Licker lol we tricked a teacher and she said I'm everybody's p.a.l it was hilarious!!!! Btw this has nothin to do with the VID just a comment

[WolfeBro]

My childhood has been thoroughly raped in the arse. Literally.

Thanks, Voltaire. You're a pal.

[MilleHiighPie]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gothicprincess2477]

funny as hell. 

[Shazzoir]

V, you crack me up

[reboog711]

Disturbingly funny

[loo6f]

you are just amazing

[Dreamerx47]

the part about storm troopers is gone

[2chrono]

"I woke up by chubaka" XD!!!!

[tacticalplanner]

Hell, this is better than any lame childhood I had!

[KnightsoftheShadow]

I lost my manhood in that Cantina!

[undertakerzchickk97]

OMG THIS IS CANTINA...i thought it was some other song lol

[XxStrawberryAngelxX]

lol he's destroyed my childhood....

[wizardbaker]

@XxStrawberryAngelxX

NOT YOUR CHILDHOOD!!!!!!

lol

[All4YouProductions]

LOL.

[politicalninja2044]

really? no greedo or han "shot" first jokes?

[N3bu14Gr4y]

@politicalninja2044

We all know those jokes should never have had to be made in the first place. THANKS A LOT, GEORGE!

[DarkMoonHecate]

I woke up next to Chubaka, I was covered in wookie kaka, what they did to my poor wienner was a no no.

I laugh my ass off every time I hear it!

[ruthlesace]

this is cantina, lol funny as hell, yet very creepy if your a starwars fan.

[batforkxcarpet]

Cantina hahaha :)

[hai1337x]

Kate: GOD!! I love Voltaire!! X3

[MasteredMitch]

Seems just 1 week before, their Twilek slave girl walked out the door. And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen!

[DarkSogaratsu]

this is cantina

[MasteredMitch]

With my guyd hanging out my ass I wasn't going far!

[MasteredMitch]

guts-

[studioSUPERBRICK1234]

who know he was in adventure quest worlds

[MasteredMitch]

I knew, thats how I started listening him. ;D

[sindiwes]

what do you mean

[tmjr5]

It's Cantina :~}

[Speilbilde]

Cantina is the best! I love it.

[powersarise]

this is hilarious!

[kabogga]

This guy should be on primetime TV every week. He is amazing!

[anti1999]

At least put on a stand up show

[kabogga]

Yes, on a stand-up show. I couldn't agree more, he is so damn good.

[predawntension]

I've never laughed so hard at a live show... AWESOMENESS. Thanks for posting!

[felic70]

he makes it about twice as rude for shows he adds verses and changes lyrics and it ends up shocking......ly awesome

[meiriona]

Oh gods, Cantina. I swear I nearly piss myself most times this comes up on random. and too often it happens when I'm in class and not supposed to be listening to music.

[Nitocolus]

lol

[DemiGodDragoon]

Rolling on The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

[Opheliac666]

Yeah, ruined my childhood...on both sides...My mom loved SW and my dad like StarTrek...he ruined it all for me, and yet I still love'm!

[JasonXLV1]

i love Cantina (the name of the song)

[DemiGodDragoon]

RTFLMAO

[herosendjoelLinsk]

whats  RTFLMAO mean

[bafflea]

it means 'rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.'

[lancer189]

funny as hell

[Nixsend]

Cantina! That song always makes me choke on whatever I'm drinking at the time! (I swear, shuffle mode plans those moments O_O)

[shannondm75]

A rotten kind of cute...;-D

[kirkblackheart]

Someone knows Salacious Crumb's name other than me! Woo!

[KremlinH]

Ditto! Whoo!

[bigderf]

-Hi Five- Star wars Nerdiness FTW

[karmeex]

Voltaire, dudes! HE RULEZ

[Gurlow]

win

[Emuria]

Lmao, this song is hillarious! xD

Voltaire's cute :p Love his voice, too

[SexyGoomba]

Someone needs to put the lyrics out

[mcrsXladyXofXsorrow]

XD lol i love voltaire!

[shinycrazy]

I wish I can see him live:( Hes so funny and hot.

[MaximumCheeseage]

Crazy hot! :P

[Wiiosten]

wicked crazy hot. ;D...

[astralgravy]

i saw this live, i was laughing so hard the whole time!

[luckykyo666]

I saw it live just the other day it OWNED

[Speilbilde]

Really awesome, but not his best.

[TyphoidSwan]

Very funny, but easily interpreted as homophobic.

I'm going to take it as tongue-in-cheek satire (because of the positive comments thrown in), but damn this is chock full of phrases I would stand for someone saying to my face.

[NightShipT]

Voltaire is very tongue-in-cheek, you're not supposed to take him seriously xD

[TheTyuqa]

@NightShipT depends on the song i.e. god thinks, crusade

[EpicFail345]

@TheTyuqa god thinks is pretty funny, but yeah crusade.

[nitendubsinc]

@NightShipT so he be trollin?

[BasementRecordStudio]

I love this song, It's on the Ooky Spooky Album called Cantina

[Opheliac666]

I feel like such a nerd understanding this song...lo...but operantly I'm not the only one...lol...

[PhantomMoocat]

...This isn't like the Cantina on his CD. D:

[Methvelil]

he is the greatest

[coddit]

I love this song and often find myself singing it at work without thinking about what I'm doing. Naturally it earns me some odd looks.

I think it's called cantina but I'm not sure.

So damn catchy.

[SergeantK1]

Yes, it is called "Cantina."

[PhilyraVampcat]

me too...my co-worker are like wtf

[chinangel]

My brother (who is gay) was wincing throughout the entire song! Especially any part having to do with Jaba.

[BigSwede7403]

Sorry, but this one´s weak. Doesn´t have the sting i normaly think of when i hear Voltaire.

[meiriona]

you should listen to the album version, its more cow-poke-ish, so it's funnier

[Evana]

The song's great, i love Voltaire's dark sense of humour

[maracela]

Voltaire is generally wonderful musician, but this song is terrible.

[ajthemistress]

voltaire = <3

[smileyoufucker]

haha

[Pilaf1984]

Voltaire wins at life and everything.

[halcyonlurker]

<3