If you smoke while you're sick you're guaranteed to be sick twice as long as you should be. This is why I am sick 95% of my life. Well that's an exaggeration, but still. A lot.
@MonsieurMustachio Really? Because when I went to the doctor he was like, "Hey, you should definitely continue smoking a pack a day. It'll make your cough go away lickity-split!"
I just made that up. I don't think anyone has ever used "lickity-split" in a conversation with me.
@MonsieurMustachio I think you should do it anyway. It'd make you more unique. And everyone would comment on how unique you are, and you'd probably start a revival of 1920's culture.
If you smoke while you're sick you're guaranteed to be sick twice as long as you should be. This is why I am sick 95% of my life. Well that's an exaggeration, but still. A lot.
MonsieurMustachio 1 year ago
@MonsieurMustachio Really? Because when I went to the doctor he was like, "Hey, you should definitely continue smoking a pack a day. It'll make your cough go away lickity-split!"
I just made that up. I don't think anyone has ever used "lickity-split" in a conversation with me.
TheHorseStable 1 year ago
@TheHorseStable I would. I like words like spiffy, and nifty, and bullhonkey.
I wish I could talk like I lived in the 20's or 30's and won't get made fun of.
MonsieurMustachio 1 year ago
@MonsieurMustachio I think you should do it anyway. It'd make you more unique. And everyone would comment on how unique you are, and you'd probably start a revival of 1920's culture.
TheHorseStable 1 year ago
@TheHorseStable Damn skippy!
MonsieurMustachio 1 year ago