Crazy Comedian

[cichriz]

Did you now that those are actually the less dangerous of all scorpions? they are very easy and safe to handle, however if by chance you see a small orange one never, never touch it.

[guildfordrunner]

Hysterically frightening.

[mallithemadman]

man...i got this funny feeling on my chest.. eeks!!! oh dear lord!!! This guy is impossible!!!

[thelaheyshow]

I HATE NIGGERS AND EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT WHITE. GET THE FUCK OUT OTHER COLORS

[Buzzardium]

@thelaheyshow did you know that when the color white is diffracted buncha other colors popped out? guess not cuz you're dummer than your momma beeeeyotch, which is saying a lot.

[thelaheyshow]

@Buzzardium white power bitch, white light turns into rainbow colours so what are you? A homosexual?

[Buzzardium]

@thelaheyshow im no white bow beyooooootch. not black either. just makin a point that racism bastards like yourself are inadequately educated, thus resulting in your behavior of racism prejudism and discrimination and you probably are a goddamn stereotyper too. heres an advice, go to school or some shit dude. patch up that shitty attitude o' yours. =)

[thelaheyshow]

@Buzzardium nice, take a rope tie it around your neck,attach it to a sturdy tree branch, and fucking kill yourself

[laur121212]

love the girls reaction xD 

[BertTwin1414]

kitt can you take this guy away!

[Smellmenoweww]

The scorpion just lost its virginity.

[thebenchwarmer]

poor scorpion... XD XD

[Zerrith]

Man this guy's awesome why doesn't this have more views and why didn't he get much further??

[watermann420]

Pause at 0:33 its fuckin hilarious

[WCephei77]

@watermann420 I don't get it.., what is it?

[watermann420]

@WCephei77 more like 0:32 but look at the lady next to the guy dressed up as a chef

[greekmilanista]

you think he is crazy??

how about fuckin inter cource of milan.. thinking the fucked up sicko morinhu is gonna beat the dr of coaching van gaal.. who already kicked capello ass in 95>>

all milanistas and reasonable people are wishing all luck for fc bayren munchen..

and morinhu is going to to coach the fuckin side of madrid..

conguratolations to atletico madrid.. fuck kaka and cristiano and every madridista faggot everywhere..

[RoflSStime]

@greekmilanista little late, but learn to spell

[meshuggahboy1]

thats awesome....whats this guys name? and does anybody know where i can see more of him?

[mrtdawg99]

i woulda voted, "no"!

[JonahCorn]

lol all the black people in the audience are like "DAT WHITE BOY CRAZY NYIKKA!!!"

[hideHYDEimcoming]

@JonahCorn ahahaha chris rock was a bloody genius for inventing niggaplease breakfast cereal!!

[YouTroller]

so technically it's just a 1 second act?

[soccerguy130]

i can do that with a soccerball...idk about a bowling ball tho...

[frizelmynizel]

thats shit i would have done that with my eyes closed

[ShaneSmitty420]

no just no

[procrustesuk]

@frizelmynizel and with any luck been seriously injured.

[hanrahanorama]

that scorpion is dead lol

[jackiunder]

then why did it keep curling up then?

[Cannedmeat420]

@hanrahanorama no its alive.

[KingGalby]

lolwut

[teranfoong]

why are the audiences so scared of it?

[5552121160132]

lol wat is wrong with that guy!! lol

[agamdi]

lol that guy is awesome/crazy :D:D

[scottr69]

he must have replaced the bowling ball with a real life brit!

think about it?

knives up the arse and set on fire!

Id pay to see him in the middle of glasgow lol

[okuma0kuma]

brit means uk meaning your self !> wtf

[GhostReconGuy]

Why the hell did scotland ban this guy?! That means i'll never see him do this!

[emiduy]

what des he have next

[xJuliun]

what's his name ? ;p

[Kazza19971]

Haha Nice to Find some More Crazy ppl lol

[stars270]

that man is crazy ...he scard the hell out of me ....

[jinjin16]

are the audiences actors - the reactions seems so contrived.

[trainthemind]

nah theyre just yuppies, always drama queens

[hajifangirl01]

I love this sort of thing!

[Ozzah]

You know, I once partially rested a bowling ball on my head and my neck completely seized up over the next 2 days. It took days of heat packs and anti-inflammatories before it was feeling OK. I wonder how he does it.

[tjaaronm]

he catches it at the peak of the throw , where there is little force .....because he would have dropped like a ragdoll other wise lol

[MissKaethe]

thanks :] great to know (not sarcastic)

[goldensleeves]

So where is the video of him on the next round??? What is his name so I can look him up???

[Roadie92]

Talentless prick? Id like to see you try this and not fuck up. WAIT! I would like to see you fuck up.

[ZoNeGaL2000]

MAN HE HAS BALLS OF STEEL LOL so true, this guy is crazy man =) copy and paste =)

[foook111]

England, Ireland & Scotland banned him from being a talentless prick.

[DbozenD]

MAN HE HAS BALLS OF STEEL LOL so true, this guy is crazy man =) copy and paste =)

[M3ttAll1Ca]

MAN HE HAS BALLS OF STEEL LOL so true, this guy is crazy man =) copy and paste =)

[likeicecreamdoc]

Why did we (england) ban this guy?!?! whoever decided that suck!

[fortunate101]

There was a stunt he did, he balanced a lawnmower on his chin and had people throw lettuce at it.

[likeicecreamdoc]

Now thats entertainment!

[leojvs]

holy shit!

[SharksKid]

Dimitri Martin's long lost brother.

[mrtom999]

hahaha i haven't laughed like that in ages! from England

[Hansen200]

mark faje

[RuthmcEvoy]

anyone know this guys name ????

[matrixtrap]

idk, its not mentioned at 0:08 or anything XD

[SoldierMedicPATMAN]

he's not really a comedian...but whatever.

[AngelWallPapers]

MAN HE HAS BALLS OF STEEL LOL

[MayAgain2109]

WHAT hes dead? was it the scorpion. hate scorpions. Eh

[dbc13]

wtf is this guy on?!?!

[czlovemjy]

how is that comedy?

[valster48]

people were laughing

[amathithuma]

has he died?

[hawaiianfutbol04]

Ohsnap, this guy was smart w/ his whole trick about next time

[nightshot103]

he placed padding in his underwear for the scorpion thing, probably.

[rockhard4freespeech]

or he caught the tail in his wasteband so it couldent sting

[Neekstarrr]

funny part is the audience freaking out

[himynameisjoao]

his name is mark faje and he's not dead..

[munther555]

omg hes dead now :(

[canuck1980]

is he for real?!

[mick0mattic]

really?

[insomnium92]

he's dead? really? NOO!!

[YanTales]

the strength of the venom mostly depends on the shape of scorpion's claws. If the claws are thin and pointy, the venom most probably will be deadlier, but if they're big, fat and roundy, you'll probably live

[architta]

niceee!!!!

[trueKyrgyz]

how do we know if thats the only thing he can do

[awoseawose]

what a show!!!

[heroes91092]

I wanna see what he does next. You need to upload that. If you are going to do that, then i will subscribe to you

[ssctj89]

this dude does not give a fuck!!!

[xXDJXx510]

what is this guys name?

[Razor1398]

i posted this video before its called americas got talents, most dangerous comedian

thats actually what it is called

[angelawyz99]

LOL. How do you start doing this kind of stuff?

[wxtrim]

The Scorpion wasn't necessary... his sting is more like a bee's sting - due to the fact that scorpions' venom is relative to their size the smaller the scorpion the nastier their sting is - but it would have been nasty if it stinged the tip of his ding-dong ;))... so I guess it's dangerous sort of...

[blackXSpr]

Not true, I live in Arizona, and smaller scorpions are more dangerous.

[Gef88]

usually the smaller ones are more dangerous in terms of venom

[mick0mattic]

true but theres a diffrence in scorpions you have the black ones and like yellowy ones and the yellowy ones arent deadly and the black ones are ( i bet there are more scorpion species but i just know bout these )

[gav101gav]

where can i watch his next act?

[2ITCHYBALLS]

is that Brandy in the middel? DAMN, what I would do to her, she'd never walk straight again!

[goergegavin]

I don't think breaking her legs would be very nice...

[shadow16x]

daaannggg!!! my jaw was wide open and in my head i was thinking ''AHHHHHHHHH!!!!''

[originaltasan]

He shouldn't lift the scorpion by it's tail. The intestines of the scorpion coes out in the tail and it can be ruined and the scorpion could die. But pretty awesome trick! :D

[handycam13]

Can't believe WE banned him in Ireland!!!

[emopenguin00]

wut!?

[rosshildick]

by who do u mean "we" ?

[PsyLiq]

he blackmailed them :D

[jovalsu17]

i like him

[skeegle]

This guy's a fucking moron. Who the hell does this kind of shit? Did he practice this at home when he was alone? Too bad he never messed up...

[rik67]

I liked it but yes...would've been a LOT more entertaining if he missed.

[rosshildick]

really? so if u were there you would have at least smiled? - dude, what are you?

[ForeverImmature]

lol, the steve-o of comedy.

[pimpedout8888888]

anyone ever see what he did next?

[oi01gngz]

det is de nichtenrijder!!!

[rastadragon]

did he get to the next round? if so any got a video link?

[WalaAkoName]

Search up: America's Got Talent - Mark Faje (second performance)

[brennanMUFC]

You are very much in te wrong. You are right in that Scotland, N. Ireland and Wales have their own governments, but they are assembly governments, and in practice all power still virtually runs through London. The assembly governments are power that has been given to Scotland N.Ireland and Wales by the main government in London, power which, at any time they deem necessary, can take back. They therefore share much more than currency, in common practice they also still share a government.

[iamnorwegian]

where can I find his next trick????!!!!!11

[greenskittle]

who IS he?

[EmpDoza]

where's the act that got banned?

[Hakkai96]

Holy shit.... that is so dangerous im not even going to watch the rest.

[Mistershlee]

he never actually stated that england and scotland are 1 country that is a presumtion u made urselves!

[inkedbeccachick]

england and Scotland are not the same county you retards!!! thats like saying Canada is in the US.... just cos its joined don't mean its the same place. we are all part of the UK yes but we are all part of Europe dumb asses.

[macarion]

1. How was that guy a comedian?

2. England and Scotland are in the same country!

[badboysen]

hhahahaha u spaz how are england and scotland the same country that is the most retarded comment i have witnessed on utube

[macarion]

The United Kingdom is a country, which is made up of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Kill yourself.

[edimk25]

idiote

[macarion]

Wrong

[Glufius]

IDIOT!!!

[macarion]

I'm right.

[nicole49223]

Baka! No they're not!

[macarion]

The United Kingdom is made up of Scotland, Wales, England, an Northern Ireland. I win.

[Glufius]

YOU SUCK!

United Kingdom is NOT a country, however it consists of those 4 you said.. but that doesn't make it a country.. fucking retard!

[macarion]

From Wikipedia:

"The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom, the UK, or Britain, is a sovereign island CCCOOOUUUNNNTTTRRRYYY located off the northwestern coast of continental Europe."

[gillgorm88]

dude your source is wikipedia?!

IDIOT!

im frm ireland, scotland,northern ireland and wales all have seperate governments,the only thing they share is currency.

[macarion]

Ever heard of Her Majesty's Armed Forces you penis?

[Roahn3]

bahaha he said penis. thumbs up.

[InimeKai]

Rofl, someone's a weaboo.

[dragonking123456789]

that guys insane and did he really have to put a scorpion down his pants

[iCanHardstyle]

WHAT THE FUCK HERO

[jetliman13]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxCH405xxx]

davedana u need to calm down

[danedanadavidson]

"Dangerous?" Here's what I want to see: How about you covering yourself in gasoline as you jump over a camp fire, all while igniting a lighter next to your butt as you try to fart... That might make you a "dangerous comedian." Until then why don't you call yourself "The world's most astonishing time-waster," or something like "The world's stupidest man - who wears the world's ugliest $2 Chinese shirt from the world's cheapest Chinese alley market?"

[whyweloveit]

id like to see you try that, ffs, i found that entertaining, whats up with you!!

[ir4711]

someone didn't love you enough when you were young....unfortunate

[danedanadavidson]

Oh my word! How funny! Sorry I'm laughing, but you've mistakenly called yourself a comic rather than the fatuous waster of our time that you actually are. But I guess your stupidity actually does make you funny. You probably fooled some people... maybe you could also pass as a magician... Have you tried that yet?

[under666rain]

wow your the worlds biggest moron :]

[lordbudokai]

go die, u fag

u watched this vid, so u had entertainment

or, you can go back to ur fag neighbourhood and do ur entertainment for a while, wich is standing idely in ur living room

[YuxKid]

Why dont you try it?

And Die while doing it please?

Nobody wants to hear your complaining here shitbag.

Go get a life instead of making massive comments how you hate people doing things you would rather crying infront a entire nation because you cut your wrists?

[randymcdonalds]

was that david hasslehoff????

jk

[ginrue]

whats the guy name??...i want to c more of this dude lol

[NPdarklordguy]

The guys name is Mark Faje, he said it at the beginning.

[Vreviz]

LOL

[whitemetalrose]

lol, he got banned in 3 countries!!! XD

he's awesome!

[johkonut]

is that david hasslehoff? what show is this?

[ivanovish90]

yes it is

the show is called american got talent

[roeb64]

that man is sick

[redrumchinawhite]

Damn, that dude's amazing.

[eguiat]

1:00 shes hot! I bet i fit my balls in their too!lol

[mdotferg]

thats Brandi.. aka Moesha? lol

[wrocky]

i just hope he fails sometime in the future.. >:)

[AnthraxMuffin]

ROFLMAO at the fatties in the back "USA USA".

[cmr517]

i tihnk they were saying "we want more" not "usa" XD

[AnthraxMuffin]

More burgers? thought so.

[samus501]

wtf are you talkin about? Your the one with food in your screenname.

[AnthraxMuffin]

Omg! no fucking way! its a name get over it and get on with your life.

[767Sandie]

We want more! XD

[Nightbreaklives]

ROFL heez crazy

[jenconstantine]

did he come back next week? what did he do?

[spookylanguage7]

he balanced a running lawnmower on his bottom lip while people threw stuff at it

[ruleram1]

lmao

[Vreviz]

lmao.

[Cardien18]

Imao.

[mexicanouno]

the knife Faje

[Monkeymama777]

nice.

[AlgoQueDecir]

could someone tell me the name of the program? i'm spanish and when i were in america i used to watch it!! what was the name??!!

[discoverngc]

the name of the program is America's got talent

[carpet2008]

britain has tallent

[baltasar890]

were can i see the other video?

[danielwuhsin]

baltasar890: Tarayryn> look for Mark the knife Faje

[hawkesie]

that was awesome. he should be a stuntman or sumin not a comedian

[Tasrayryn]

What got him banned was a trick where he balances a running lawn mower on his chin while people throw lettuce into it. Just look for Mark the knife Faje and it should be the first result.

[XxDarkDemonPrincessX]

kewl

[crazyhorse14]

this dude has huge balls