Beans on Toast: I Fancy Laura Marling

[EdAndMumfordLife]

Were you not worried she would hear this? Because this is really fucking weird.

[Marlens93]

Oh me, can I write a fancy-Laura-Marling song, too?

[syahirahsazali]

HAHA found this on itunes. I kinda bought it. Whatever, you know.

[emm432]

sounds like the guy who plays 'wilfred'

[TheRyanj4444]

wheres this guy from ? :)

[willvmurdaugh]

@TheRyanj4444 England I believe

[KlyWest]

@LucysDrowning actually, I can correct you on your definition of paedophilia, you take full legal responsibility at the age of ten and a child is anyone of age 18 or younger...

I know a policeman and he explained it. I am just saying that it is classed as paedophilia as long as the victim is eighteen years or younger and the culprit is at least ten years or older.

I know it may sound stupid, but legally if a ten year old sexually harassed an eighteen year old, it would be paedohilia...

[nomicealoud]

My name is Laura. Listening to this is very strange.

[LucysDrowning]

@AEmusicuk I'm not sure, it's virtually impossible to find anything about beans on toast online. Have to work them out I'm afraid.

[theblackmoonofghost]

@LucysDrowning Does Laura know about this?? (I'm sure she does lol) I wonder what her reaction is like...

[nickrudge7]

qualiteeeeeyyyy



[LucysDrowning]

@JebadiahBeiler

Yeah, it's in 'No fit girls in NYC' when he's talking about missing his girlfriend. "That song about Laura Marling, was just a harmless joke"

I think it's fairly obvious this song is tongue in cheek, anyone who's pointing out the age gap obviously needs more things to fill out their day. Up the Beans.

[oo0GameOver0oo]

oh laura oh laura what am i going to do.. stop being a perverted pedo yes thats what your ganna do 

[LucysDrowning]

@oo0GameOver0oo

Paedophilia is characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary) so please explain how fancying a 16 year old makes him a 'Pedo'.

[InuzukaXXXUma]

@LucysDrowning Yeah, technically this makes him an aphebophile, which is the attraction to people aged around 15-16. This, unlike pedophilia, is pretty much natural.

[khemolix1]

@LucysDrowning Twat

[adamp405]

@LucysDrowning also the fact the legal age of consent in UK is 16, makes him a bizarre kind of pedo who 'preys' on legal females dont you think

[jinky2go2]

i love a bit of cheese and i love a sunday roast but more than that im loving beans on toast

[starchertk]

I've loved Beans on Toast's satyrical lyrical style for years :0) I think Laura is the female equivalent of Damien Rice...Love them both!!!

[joeg19]

you and me both Beans!

[MrFootball301]

THIS FOR NUMBER 1! :D

[MrGraveyman]

awsome, and so is laura marling, if only i was a few years older

[thepriceofreality]

lol, i love this song :)

[pinkeselfchen]

this stuff is so cool ^^.. yeah, you must love laura ^^

[petercarbopivoter]

shes 20 not 16?

[LucysDrowning]

@petercarbopivoter the song was written in 2006...

[petercarbopivoter]

@LucysDrowning that would make sense

[DubcaseDnB]

@petercarbopivoter foolish

[surfysez96]

I know them off by heart too XD

I'm going to see Laura in July! XD

Love this :L

[yeahtash]

haha. this is pretty cool.

[CMayx]

i know them off by heart as well :L

[saramwhaha]

rofl, this is genius

[tom9987]

so cool :)