@MegaPapichulo11 If I may make a simple suggestion on this regard.. You better stop correcting people on the correct motto before even going to Boot Camp! You pull that kind of shit face to face and your going to have a REAL BAD DAY!!! The only piece of advice I give to everyone I meet going to Boot soon is "Shut the Fuck Up and open your ears"! It will save you a ton of time doing pushup and other stupid shit the DI's can think of. On that note, best of luck to you.
i own a falcon and she loves the shit out of my sons one time they were coming home from school 3 bullys from their school rode their bikes around them in a circle and they couldnt get away so they hopped off and starting hitting my sons well then niah my bird came down and started tearing skin and limbs from the bullys 2 of them lost both ears and are still in the hospital so i love my bird and my family.
Ah I wish I had a parent like that instead of "Hippie" and "Misses Save all the poor people" as my parents. Damn they butt hurt when I enlisted all those years ago
Dear Ranger: I am no longer allowed to watch your videos any more. My kids say I make too damn much noise laughing at your monologues, and it disrupts them from playing WOWYERATARD, LOLWUT, or SKYRIMJOB or whatever the fuck video games they play all day. So I'm coming to live with you and Stanley. I'll bring beer for you, and smokes for Stanley. Peace, bro--see you soon. x
1 Can: Contents, 42lbs of ego crushing pubic destruction. Side effects: Cancer, Sexual Reassignment surgery, Caffine addiction, Day/Night Terrors etc. Use at risk of...there is nothing worse then this.
Lolz I knew something was gonna go down on Halloween, I just had a hunch. :) Stanley's a badass Ranger should take him on missions and put the fear of god into his enemieXD
Please, for the love of all that is Holy...get a skit show on television. If you have trouble getting the network execs to listen send Stanley in. Something tells me he'll get you a prime time slot... He may have to sever some heads to do it...but he'll get it done!
Awesome! (as always) but still needed to be said :) Great job guys and just wish the honey badger was out there fighting for all the ranger juniors out there that get hosed by bully d-bags. Great job! Keep it up! (hoping the wife is getting me some AFT stuff for Xmas) as you guys need to get some sort of monetary pay off for your hilariousness
damn!!! you fuckers need to make a movie!!!!! it would be the funniest shit since team america!!!!! theres no reason why you guys shouldnt be mustache millionaires pounding a different hot pocket every night!!!!!
Ranger is probably my second favorite, Stanley.. ya he's got my top spot. This could have been better, I still enjoyed it and laughed, but there is a lot more potential that could have come.
Hubby busts his ass while wifey empties out the joint account -and probably screws half the trailer park. Welcome to your typical military marriage.
hare122275 2 days ago
@hare122275 No joke lol
momma51209 1 day ago
OH! Stanley is a honey badger! L0L
TheRealEllisGreen 2 days ago
I need a Stanley the Dick Biting Honey Badger in my life.
evilkittie2103 4 days ago 2
I cannot stop laughing... You rule, Ranger! Semper Fi
WayWickedRetarded 1 week ago
@WayWickedRetarded Semper Fi is for the Marines. Semper Paratus is for the Army
MegaPapichulo11 1 week ago
@MegaPapichulo11 Yeah... after 6 years in My Beloved Corps, I know the difference! It is a formal greeting I like to give our Army brethren.
WayWickedRetarded 1 week ago
@WayWickedRetarded hopefully ill be able to join the ARMY next year and hav the priviledge to say hooah!
MegaPapichulo11 1 week ago
@MegaPapichulo11 If I may make a simple suggestion on this regard.. You better stop correcting people on the correct motto before even going to Boot Camp! You pull that kind of shit face to face and your going to have a REAL BAD DAY!!! The only piece of advice I give to everyone I meet going to Boot soon is "Shut the Fuck Up and open your ears"! It will save you a ton of time doing pushup and other stupid shit the DI's can think of. On that note, best of luck to you.
WayWickedRetarded 1 week ago
@MegaPapichulo11 Oh yeah.. one more thing. How about manning up and joining the USMC Infantry!! Your thank yourself in the future.. trust me.
WayWickedRetarded 1 week ago
@WayWickedRetarded naah my bro is joining the corps and i m gonna go to the Army and hopefully go to the Rangers
MegaPapichulo11 1 week ago
@MegaPapichulo11 naah my bro is joining the corps and i m gonna go to the army and hopefully go to the Rangers
MegaPapichulo11 6 days ago in playlist Liked videos
hahahahaha how does this guy come up with this shit i could watch this all day
usmc0331ist 1 week ago
OMFG THAT IS 2 FUNNY !!!
324thKnight 2 weeks ago
Aggressive Rapid Dick Biting!!!
MuddieRain 2 weeks ago
i own a falcon and she loves the shit out of my sons one time they were coming home from school 3 bullys from their school rode their bikes around them in a circle and they couldnt get away so they hopped off and starting hitting my sons well then niah my bird came down and started tearing skin and limbs from the bullys 2 of them lost both ears and are still in the hospital so i love my bird and my family.
Mrblacksmith1000 2 weeks ago 2
Aggressive Rapid Dick Biting!!!
mksentinel 3 weeks ago 2
Dick bitting honey badger.
caperneoignis 3 weeks ago
and stanley who had been watching from the sideline *camera zooms to face* went ape shit... LSHMSFOADMT
Modernceaser 3 weeks ago 9
You guys need a show on adult swim.
roganscrib 3 weeks ago 2
@roganscrib omg, this with athf and robot chicken would make my day every night.
Apollo2003 1 week ago
@hooahboy20 we do not reincarnate
ownerofyou3214 3 weeks ago
@ownerofyou3214 Don't piss on that man's wet dreams.
caperneoignis 3 weeks ago
When I die I want to reincarnate into a honey badger
hooahboy20 3 weeks ago
This makes me happy in my heart lol
ba8ygir1 3 weeks ago
Ah I wish I had a parent like that instead of "Hippie" and "Misses Save all the poor people" as my parents. Damn they butt hurt when I enlisted all those years ago
Drunkgrenadier 4 weeks ago
So damn funny!!!
51ANARCHY 1 month ago
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HHKelevra 1 month ago
I love this! Problem solved, problem staying solved!
Danaratakazee 1 month ago
Rangers lead the way.
daveblackbarn 1 month ago
Stanley the Honey Badger + Taliban = No more Taliban and a smiling America
MarDorsett 1 month ago 2
Thumbs up if you want a honey badger like Stanley.
SummonerJamaree 1 month ago 55
Stanley for president!!!!! Vote now or get your dick bit off!!
bruticus1999 1 month ago
Dear Ranger: I am no longer allowed to watch your videos any more. My kids say I make too damn much noise laughing at your monologues, and it disrupts them from playing WOWYERATARD, LOLWUT, or SKYRIMJOB or whatever the fuck video games they play all day. So I'm coming to live with you and Stanley. I'll bring beer for you, and smokes for Stanley. Peace, bro--see you soon. x
bikizuzu 1 month ago 3
Stanley sounds awesome and kind :3
theleggett171 1 month ago
Ranger Jr gots a great dad thats what im talking about. Kid should be proud to have a ranger for a dad Rangers do lead the way Hoah!!
Sexyprman1 1 month ago
FAK BULLIES!!! Go Stanley and Ranger Jr!!!!
woltersworld 1 month ago 3
Hahaha!
davidgs84 1 month ago
LOL + lesbian
GamCappa 1 month ago
50 year old water color artists with a throw pillow fetish lmfao dead
GamCappa 1 month ago
@FireRescueMCT Rofl
ZDson3112 1 month ago
5 continents!!!!!!
5!!!!!!!! Agressive rapid dick biting!
Pagegibson89 1 month ago
1 Can: Contents, 42lbs of ego crushing pubic destruction. Side effects: Cancer, Sexual Reassignment surgery, Caffine addiction, Day/Night Terrors etc. Use at risk of...there is nothing worse then this.
Station923 1 month ago
Aggressive Rapid Dick Biting ? buahahaha!
9thstreetbrandt 1 month ago
next time I watch one of these I'll sit up straight and brace myself...I laughed so violently and suddenly that I almost crapped my pants
jewlSecond 1 month ago 2
I almost died from laughter
crogor1 1 month ago
I'm pretty sure this is my favorite AFT video yet. Well done!
RLTW!
Sword01actual 1 month ago
Stanley the dick biting honey badger FTW!!! :D
espguitarguy1 2 months ago 3
Luckily that highschool dick wasnt wearing a croc sandal XD
JoiseyToitels 2 months ago
Ranger Jr. Leads the way! reminds me of my son!
officerM1911 2 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
6 kids without dicks dislike this
FireRescueMCT 2 months ago 3
Love it!
thesofakingspecial 2 months ago
FUCK-TARDED-ASS LMFAO
Bmoney4206 2 months ago
@actionfiguretherapy looks like stanly had his two scoops of hooah that night eh?
Scubasteve918 2 months ago 2
You had me after you said "Honey Badger".
jbruning1291 2 months ago
dick cast lol
TheTitan5000 2 months ago
What does Ranger think of the Green Beret and who would win in a fight to the death?
149Pat 2 months ago
i cried laughing
conman31598 2 months ago
LMFAO.
Atchalong 3 months ago
funniest shit ever made my day so much better
rehpotsirhcthagreat 3 months ago
3 people have been dick-bitten by Stanley.
bigmedicine 3 months ago 3
OMG, this is hilarious. Subbed, bitches!
Rangers leads the way!!!!!
MysticDiamond 3 months ago
Problem solved, problem staying solved, Rangers lead the way.
sunfei1004 3 months ago 2
wow when my unit gets to Afghanistan we need to borrow Stanley and his dick biting jaws of death lol
mommakaity2552 3 months ago
Stanley, the Dick biting honey badger!
DesolateZombie 3 months ago
Lolz I knew something was gonna go down on Halloween, I just had a hunch. :) Stanley's a badass Ranger should take him on missions and put the fear of god into his enemieXD
Primus1985 3 months ago
Ranger is Awesome!
kirk189 3 months ago
All the characters of AFT are funny, but Ranger is straight hilarious. I literally laugh out loud when I watch his videos.
HavikZeroX 3 months ago
have you guys ever worried that rangers wife might push stanley too far?
Laxbro284 3 months ago
Ass Kicking eight year old and dick biting honey badger . . . I have to say, I'd feel safer living in that neighborhood.
janimefreak 3 months ago 2
Stanley for Prez! Honey badgers FTW!
sentry964 3 months ago
i want a 42lb pure hate and nicotien honey badger.
houseofpayneoffroad 3 months ago 2
RLTW!!!!!
gtdaruf203 3 months ago
fuck oprahs life class
keenumman1 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Honey Badgers Lead the Way!
TheRealMacD 3 months ago
This and the Take Out Menu Snafu are my favorites.
rextuhfer 3 months ago
@rextuhfer Best Buy UFC TeaBagging incident makes me laugh, and then cry hysterically for 3 days every time I watch it.
cpmower 3 months ago
Stanly ARDB!!!
DeMoeAurelius 3 months ago
holy shit thats f'in funny.go rangers and thanks to the troops
punkwhiper 3 months ago
2 people are the meatheads from the JV from the local football team
Sigmar900 3 months ago
Aggressive, Rapid, Dickbiting Honeybadger.
spamwagon 3 months ago
Rangers lead the way for real. Go Stanley.
suydamdm 3 months ago
New ladies shirt idea!!!
A Stanley shirt that says "Aggressive Rapid Dick Biter"
MrA1Chief 3 months ago
dude thats badass
punkwhiper 3 months ago
Stanley ftw
GriffinRampant1 3 months ago
God this shit is so funny xDDD
Pettyofficerkickass 3 months ago
Please, for the love of all that is Holy...get a skit show on television. If you have trouble getting the network execs to listen send Stanley in. Something tells me he'll get you a prime time slot... He may have to sever some heads to do it...but he'll get it done!
Southernblonde1310 3 months ago 68
@Southernblonde1310 probably more money on youtube
87cigs 2 months ago
If you get the croc sandle bit then you sir/ma'am are a true fan.
tserious27 3 months ago
Stanley is the shit.
hand4200 3 months ago
Best by far
jln85259 3 months ago
Stanley is my hero
KalderRoel 3 months ago 2
Awesome!!!
crazyslim77 3 months ago
the two dislikes must be on the jv team rangers lead the way
wartybubble 3 months ago 2
If I was not already subbed to you, this would have gotten me to o so. Way too funny.
carnut015 3 months ago
The two dislikes must have sticks up their asses
starlifter03 3 months ago
Aggressive Rapid Dick Biting is the leading cause for PTSD. Now you know...
srcosticov 3 months ago 50
@srcosticov i laughed so hard my guts hurt and i teared up.
xLowLightx 3 months ago
@srcosticov And knowing is half the battle!
NeonTooth 3 weeks ago
Aggressive, rapid dick-biting
praharin 3 months ago
Awesome! (as always) but still needed to be said :) Great job guys and just wish the honey badger was out there fighting for all the ranger juniors out there that get hosed by bully d-bags. Great job! Keep it up! (hoping the wife is getting me some AFT stuff for Xmas) as you guys need to get some sort of monetary pay off for your hilariousness
woltersworld 3 months ago
i would love to have a pet like stanly
keenumman1 3 months ago 3
oh got stanly got out again
keenumman1 3 months ago
YOTE SEND ME
foREVerAloneHD 3 months ago
Rangers and Honey badgers FTMFW
Dstan239us 3 months ago
lol i love these vids
tadster94 3 months ago
Gitsum Stanley. Gitsum
lmob7 3 months ago
Two Pimply Fucktarded Teenagers Tries To Steal Candy From 8 Year Olds And Wounded Up In Dick-Casts
Mistaheadshot 3 months ago
Oh yeah..the man, the myth, The Angry Ranger is back lmao
firehawk3125 3 months ago
FUCK YEAH!! I've been training my 3 year old to arm bar and choke out any punk ass 4 to 8 year olds in his sunday school class.
Ranger Lead the way! Thanks for your service.
RowenCx4 3 months ago
There needs to be a Drunk Soviet xD
Dimitri00Reznov 3 months ago
Fall can kiss my ass!!! Best. Line. Ever.
TheWoodcreekFaction 3 months ago
When the very first line of the video is "First off, Fall can kiss my fuckin ass", you know it's gona be a good one.
CactusJack1127 3 months ago
Best show ever
goin2space 3 months ago
damn!!! you fuckers need to make a movie!!!!! it would be the funniest shit since team america!!!!! theres no reason why you guys shouldnt be mustache millionaires pounding a different hot pocket every night!!!!!
jhatt25 3 months ago
Awesome
dodgegoof 3 months ago
Hb ftw!
ratlefty 3 months ago
They should have one with either angry ranger or BA marine complaining about how either one got into a fight with the other.
indoorin 3 months ago
i need a honey badger
dowd135 3 months ago
@dowd135 that will never happen lol. it will rip your throat out.
suicidalsmurf55 3 months ago
XDDDDDD
ilovemylifeful 3 months ago
"aggressive rapid dickbiting" LMAO :D
vloggerazzi 3 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!
jesseandaprildyer 3 months ago
Ranger is probably my second favorite, Stanley.. ya he's got my top spot. This could have been better, I still enjoyed it and laughed, but there is a lot more potential that could have come.
aarontennant21b 3 months ago
adding the word fucktarded to my vocabulary
85blooz 3 months ago
liked the video
whiteytheclown 3 months ago
If you don't think that Badger is the Baddest MOFU alive your insane. I also want my own pet Honey Badger......just sayin
sewellwc 3 months ago
Angry ranger is just plain awesome
darxcyber 3 months ago
another great one, thanks
31415926585 3 months ago
i fucking love the honey badger
fieldninjai 3 months ago
Love you guys keep it up!
nightfire1011 3 months ago
Dick biting? It's BAGEL GODDAMNED MONDAY!! Not dick Monday.
Rangers lead the way!
TheSilverFiend 3 months ago
Hell yeah!
chaosxv1 3 months ago
Lol! Dick casts!
crusin955 3 months ago
Ha ha ha ha ha, thats all I have to say. It was way to funny, mostly because I've missed Stanley so much XD
phoenixdown56 3 months ago
I hope we get to meet stanley ^_^
Tijaboo 3 months ago
Damn that makes my Monday
mpbarrs 3 months ago
Dick biting! Lordy! Im am cracking up so hard!!
nikkilargo 3 months ago
Lmao.. had a good laugh this morning at the airport.
rleone224 3 months ago
Stanley was jealous that ranger junior was getting all the action
caricature19 3 months ago
ALL THE WAY!!
bryced32 3 months ago
Stanley is a badass.
zumosmorph 3 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
I spit soda all over my laptop. WORTH IT!!!!!!
Tremendous027 3 months ago
is ur wife easy to get in bed with
bigpjjr 3 months ago
Throw pillow fetish lol. Rangers lead the way.
RifeDEFFilms 3 months ago
Thank you for the monday morning pick me up. Now I'm all ready to go shoot some alquedas in the face.
longhorntiny 3 months ago 3
42 pnds of hatred and nicotine
116skinnyboy 3 months ago
fucking love this.
kefer453 3 months ago
this was a good therapy session.hell yeah!
caninecasey10 3 months ago
Problem Solved. Problem Staying Solved.
Junior Rangers lead the way.
eviljbrian 3 months ago 39
EPIC!
MetalViper85 3 months ago
Goddamn. This one was too short. This character always makes me laugh until the tears start rolling. Rangers lead the way.
neanderthor66 3 months ago 29
Ftw
MadCarWorob 3 months ago
Damn this shit is funny EVERY time!
iamcrimsonspecter2 3 months ago
Dick biting!!!! Hahahaha
andysara1023 3 months ago
problem solved, problem staying solved. Rangers lead the way.
dcoston1991 3 months ago
Honeyy Badger FTW
AFMountaineer2000 3 months ago
I just peed a little
mmoore1261 3 months ago
I wish my dad taught me some Ranger moves back when I was a kid.
GamerLad117 3 months ago
A.R.D.B. FOR THE WIN!!
Vhammer2010 3 months ago
I want to hear more about Ranger Jr.
cjake0115 3 months ago
@cjake0115 want to see an AFT with ranger jr.
dcoston1991 3 months ago
I love standley
Kanekut 3 months ago
Ranger and stanley make anger and violence become gold and diamonds
plamstrick 3 months ago
Oh God lolol Someone needs to submit a drawing of Stanley in a Raggedy Ann costume smoking an unfiltered cig with furrowed brows
caseysmagic 3 months ago 2
Can we hear about Stanley going to Iran, N. Korea, and Venezuela? Or is that classified?
g8rflyboy 3 months ago
You're my favorite Angry Ranger.
steen485 3 months ago
Hilarious as always
dontrll947 3 months ago
hahaha love it
martinezis1 3 months ago
FALL CAN KISS MY ASS
68wbailey 3 months ago
I have not laughed that hard since a few video's back, Pure genius
Merajito20k 3 months ago