Cramer: Without Steve Jobs, There Is No Apple

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CAPS LOCK AAAAAA

[matsekberg]

"Those who think Steve Jobs' health is on the line should take 75% of their Apple stock off the table, says Jim Cramer" - good advice, the stock has gone from about 180 to 425 from the statement and until know. GOOD WORK!

[shrener]

@matsekberg Kramer should be banned from TV and moved to the circus as a sad clown.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

Why do you always post stories about Apple when you're always wrong?

[coccoborg]

We'll miss you Steve

[Eleetnessful]

cramer? YOU QUOTE cramer?

THIS GUY HAS MENTAL PROBLEMS. THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE LEAGUE TRYOUT WHO FAILED, GOT A JOB READING TELEPROMPTERS, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN TALKS/ACTS LIKE HE WAS A FORMER MLB MVP OR SOMETHING THIS GUY IS A TOTAL DOUCHE WORKING AT A DEAD-END FAKE JOB WITH 0 SKILLS

[Eleetnessful]

WHEN MAIN GRAND EVENT B HAPPENS THERE'S NO WAY THESE FUCKUPS CAN HIDE BEHIND THAT TELEPROMTPER READER

I'M BEING ALMOST MENTALLY DEMENTED-LAZY WITH THIS LIKE barack IS W/ EVEYRTHING THOUGH BUT I HAVE A REASON -- IT IS MENTALLY DRAINING -- IT'S LIKE -- WELL I HAD A GOOD ANALOGY BUT I CAN'T SAY IT

[Eleetnessful]

CHRISTMAS 2010

THANKSGIVING 2010

BIRTHDAY 2010

NEW YEARS EVE 2010

NEW YEARS DAY 2010

"DEADBEAT DAY. NO DIGNITY. TRS. MILD - INHUMANE MENTAL TORMENT. FUCKUPS STILL READING TELEPROMPTERS. MIDGET bloomberg AND HSV2 DISGUSTING hillary ARKANSAS BAR FAILURE STILL NEGLECTING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. SCUMBAG [NAMELESS] RUINED LIFE WRONGFULLY AND HE CONCEDES THIS UNEQUIVOCALLY

MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY WON'T MAKE SENSE UNLESS AT LEAST 2 FUCKUPS ARE LOCKED UP FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME AND SCUMBAG CONCEDES

[Eleetnessful]

IF I WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY SINCE ~20 MONTHS AGO; A PAGE PER DAY

IT WOULD BE ENTIRELY THIS:

"DEADBEAT DAY. NO DIGNITY. TELEPROMTPER READERS. MILD TO INHUMANE MENTAL TORMENT. STILL READING TELEPROMPTERS. MIDGET bloomberg AND GENITAL HERPES DISGUSTING FAT hillary ARKANSAS BAR FAILURE STILL NEGLECTING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. SCUMBAG [NAMELESS] RUINED LIFE WRONGFULLY AND HE CONCEDES THIS UNEQUIVOCALLY

SIGNED:

X____ [SCUMBAG]

X_____ HSV2 hillary

X_____ MIDGET

~730 PAGES (~730 DAYS)

[Eleetnessful]

THIS SCUMBAG BETTER NOT DO/TRY SOMETHING STUPID. THE ONLY THING HE CAN DO IS ADMIT AND CONCEDE THAT HIS COMPANY FUCKED UP A LIFE. IF HE OFFERS ANYTHING; ANYTHING ESPECIALLY AT HIS SCUMBAG COMPANY I WILL TAKE THAT AS AN EXTREME INSULT. ANALOGOUS 2 A 17 YEAR OLD VALEDICTORIAN -> LOCKED UP FOR "7" NAPSTER MP3 DOWNLOADS (WANTED 2 TRANSFER, MONKEY NIGGERS-- ANYWAY, ) NOW 40 YEARS OLD. YOU DON'T OFFER ANYTHING BUT $

WHAT HE CAN ALSO DO, IS NOT ACT STUPID WHEN I RIP ON HIM SO LONG AS I'M ALIVE

[Eleetnessful]

THIS [NAMELESS] SCUMBAG -

IF I WERE TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY ON MY LIFE FOR THE PAST ~2 YEARS I NEED TO WRITE: 'DEADBEAT AND EMPTY DAY. FUCKUPS WHO ILLEGALLY PREVENTED ME FROM DOING ANYTHING AND CAUSED INHUMANE MENTAL TORMENT ARE IN JAIL (1). SCUMBAG [NAMELESS] AND HIS COMPANY HS/GED APE MONKEYS RUINED CAREER (2). X________ SIGNED BY THE SCUMBAG. DAY 1/~730 DAYS (PAGE 1/~730). REST IS EMPTY AND THE SCUMBAG AND GENITAL HERPES hillary AND MIDGET BLOOMBERG

[Eleetnessful]

*WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

THIS SCUMBAG LITERALLY NEEDS TO ADMIT THAT HE IS WRONG; HIS COMPANY WAS WRONG I CAN'T SAY HIS NAME, AT LEAST YET. THIS SCUMBAG NEEDS TO LITERALLY SIGN EVEYR PAGE

IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY BC THIS KITTY GENEVESE CASE IS INEVITABLY GOING 2 BECOME PUBLIC WE'LL LET THE PUBLIC DECIDE. IT'D BE FUNNY IF THEY ACTUALLY GATHERED THE "7" AT LEAST 4 WOULD BE LIKE: "HUH? I NEVER SAID/DID THAT!"

SCUMBAG; IF HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW I WOULD DO SOME VIOLENT SHIT TO HIM

[Eleetnessful]

THIS IS WHAT THE [NAMELESS] SCUMBAG WOULD DO IF HE TOOK MR. COOK'S POSITION:

"WE'RE GUNNA OPEN AN APPLE STORE ON EVERY BLOCK, COMMISSIONS ONLY! HS/GED/CC KIDS."

"WELL, THERE ARE GUNNA BE LEGAL LIABILITIES"

"WELL THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THIS KIND OF hr dept AND legal! WE PAY 0%-5% THE INTRINSIC VALUE OF DAMAGES -- WIN WIN AND I'LL START YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO TRY REGULATE OUR SLEAZY COMPANY!"

"UMM, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR [SCUMBAG COMPANY] STUFF ARE INAPPLICABLE TO 99.9% OF THE COMPANIES"

[Eleetnessful]

THIS [NAMELESS] SCUMBAG -

IF I WERE TO WRITE A AUTOBIOGRAPHY ON MY LIFE FOR THE PAST ~2 YEARS I NEED TO WRITE: 'DEADBEAT. FUCKUPS WHO ILLEGALLY PREVENTED ME FROM DOING ANYTHING AND CAUSED INHUMANE MENTAL TORMENT IN JAIL (1).  SCUMBAG [NAMELESS] AND HIS COMPANY HS/GED APE MONKEYS RUINED CAREER. X________ SIGNED BY THE SCUMBAG. DAY 1/~730 DAYS (PAGE 1/~730). REST IS EMPTY

SIGNED BY THE SCUMBAG AND GENITAL HERPES hillary AND MIDGET BLOOMBERG

EVERY PAGE NEEDS 3 SIGNATURES

[Eleetnessful]

"WE'RE GUNNA OPEN AN APPLE STORE ON EVERY BLOCK, COMMISSIONS ONLY! HS/GED/CC KIDS."

"WELL, THERE ARE GUNNA BE LEGAL LIABILITIES"

"WELL THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THIS KIND OF hr dept AND legal! WE PAY 0%-5% THE INTRINSIC VALUE OF DAMAGES -- WIN WIN"

[Eleetnessful]

REAL CEO. UNLIKE AT LEAST 1 OPENING A RETAIL OUTLET ON EVERY BLOCK MAKING HS/GED/CC BADGER

THERE ARE THE MR. JOBS CEOS WHO REALLY ARE CEOS AND DESERVE MERIT, THEN THERE ARE SCUMBAGS WHO USUALLY TALK THE MOST ABOUT REGULATIONS TOTAL SCUMBAG SHOULD BE SMACKED IN THE FACE ANYONE WHO RUNS A COMPANY THAT SCUMBAGGISH CAN DO AN EQUAL IF NOT BETTER JOB

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: IF THAT SCUMBAG TOOK MR. COOK'S POSITION HE'D UTTERLY FAIL:

[dkconor]

The iPhone at the beginning had respringed as it was jailbroken. They must have had to cut it out.

All jokes aside, it is pretty terrible what he and thousands others go through.

[TheXeno2000]

Guys lets assasinate Steve!

[devudesigner]

No Steve Wozniak no naive genius to exploit. This is what is Jobs career about.

[marypozo]

He has pancreatic cancer :-(

[imprezaver4]

I never met him in person either. I read about

him from a book called iCon telling everything

about him and about his 'Greatest 2nd Act in

the History of Business'. Jobs & Woz are truly

the greats who first put computers into homes.

Jobs is a man with a great vision,

Woz the man with the genius mind,

hail the Kings of the Valley. Cheers!

[joachimsallstrom]

You don't have to meet a person to know he's a person. You don't have to believe he's a god because he's famous. We all know famous people aren't. for real, though people try to present them and mystify them in that way. WE don't have to do that, we can just respect them in the only proper way of doing so.

[Coraxuss]

If Steve Jobs is gone, so is the hope of preventing the computing industry from falling into the stone age.

[m9078jk3]

Just put Steve Wozniak in charge.I like the Woz.

[dwoodsky]

@m9078jk3 wozmac?

sounds like a drunk scot akin what apple sells

[apcrocks]

some one here posted there was an apple without steve jobs for 12 years? you of course mean 12 of apples worst years? apple was all but dead. steve brought them back from the brink. its becuz of him that we have some of the most awesome pieces of technology ever

[t5productions]

So, where will YOU be by July?

[ournewthing]

who cares? I'm nobody; what's your point?

[mmlight]

Its Steve Balmer@!

[reidras]

CO founded apple with steve wozniak

[sandhu6000]

What happens if theres no ASS? 0:22 lol haha

[PowerExpress]

Of course there's an Apple without Steve. Remember that there was an Apple without Steve for about twelve years?

[simkinggold101]

Yes but those 12 years sucked ass

If steve dies or leaves apple, we can all say good bye to our iMacs and iPhones because apple just wont be the same or as innovative

[WeRestWeRust]

Absolutely,it is right that"Without Steve Jobs, There Is No Apple!"

[driecken]

Poor guy? LOL...why?

He has one of the best jobs in the world.

[Watzo7]

poor guy

[boatbuilder1]

Does Jim Cramer look like he has aids?

[fergielover69]

thnax steve jobs for the cheap iphone!!!!

[djhenyo]

...you should also thank him for raising the mandatory contract price by $10 a month, also, which brings the "cheaP" new iphone right up to exactly the same price as the "expensive" original one. The only thing cheap about the iphone is it's capability as a smartphone.