SOCOM 4:LEMON GUY 2

[xTVSUCKSx]

Seems like we've run out of material.

[Blackwido88]

@xTVSUCKSx No, there's an apple tree down the street...lol

[sleepingowl1]

LET IT GO

[Blackwido88]

@sleepingowl1 When it stops being fun, I promise I will. Dammit, I forgot to put it in all caps. That always sounds so much better.

[5H0cK1]

lol dis is hilarious



[socom2rulez45]

Thanks Seth! We always enjoy a good finger fuck! asshole.

[VVrath07]

As always well done

[nikefanaddict]

lmao this is great!

[Socom4Sucks]

How does it feel to be one of those lemons now turban? having fun getting fucked by zipper? wait until june to get ur dumbed down game fixed U FAIL

[TheKidMN]

Awesomesauce!

[MrToddy41]

Go get a life and stop worrying about video games!

[Blackwido88]

@MrToddy41 hey you're gay and blocked...happy trails douche bag

[HoTiCeS3]

ROFL! Support Socom and you can save Socom!

[dEEbzz]

1:35 "piece of shit dumbass seth luisi" lmao

[KYBLUE72]

Seth Luisi is a fucking cock gobbler. Who let that moronic fuck in the Zipper building anyways?

[Lauderdale4life1000]

My bad look kinda like a orange guess my color off

[Lauderdale4life1000]

Yo turban thats a orange right

[Blackwido88]

@Lauderdale4life1000 lemon

[Lauderdale4life1000]

Lol I like ke up the work and are people Stil cheating on Socom2?

[AshKillem]

ots is more cinematic? i don't wanna watch fucking avatar I waan play socom

[Beecels]

this wasn't even close to being funny like the first one.

[manleyjd]

The funny part is that Zipper just doesn't understand why so many people are shitting on this game...

[KillaKillsx]

Lol that fucken lemon got owned !! Nice vid turb... Add me will play some time . Kiiiakiiis .

[bornrisktaker]

to be honest i think over the shoulder view looks gay haha i HATE it love the old view.

[Tattedmatt76]

LMAO!! I almost pissed my pants

[slicric131]

Hahaha that was hilarious, i cant believe i wasnt already subscribed... i was pretty sure i was, But anyways, yeah i havent played socom 2 in the LONGEST time. What do you play now? add me on PS3- ICY-HURR

[Blackwido88]

@slicric131 send me a friends request...you know the name...at least I can hit you up sometime and try to get you into a game with us.

[Emikeb]

Ok dude, just don't buy the game, simple as that...don't like it? don't buy it. I swear to God that yo will play the hell out of the beta, and will end up buying the game after all the nonesense you're talking about it before launch. And that my friend will render all your rant videos to shitt.

[Blackwido88]

@Emikeb You miss the point of my ranting...It's o.k. just get your PS move and a fresh tube of KY dickhead.

[devenmmarsh2]

@Emikeb Hey "dude" if you don't like his rants, DON"T WATCH THEM! Simple as that. :)

[johnmadden74]

lemon guy owns the annoying orange. I want to see lemon guy face off against orange guy one day.

[1dcsailor]

lol this was great

[IIIArrow711]

oh no, he brought back the lemon guy.....

[dsmtsi]

I agree with you 100%

[Socom4HQdotcom]

Its sad im left fuckin hoping this game will be good. Simply because 99% of games are terrible. How can people enjoy Killzone? Jetpacks, Mech Warriors and shitty controls and gameplay hooray!

[Sunblade12]

you are the man! LOVE THE LEMONS

[iceemm916]

wow so a 40 year old man can play with lemons?

[Blackwido88]

@iceemm916 You need attention? lol....Whats your Facebook, I'll be your friend and if you're lucky, I'll poke you once a day!

[thatwascool13]

@iceemm916 lemonparty

enjoy

[1dcsailor]

LOL....keep making these videos man.

[TheDiagnoser]

Lmfao! ur hilarious my man

[TheChosenOne360]

wurstfinger

[bobborries]

This has got to be the most famous lemon on youtube.

[badazzpresidents23]

Spelled pwned wrong, lol.

[THExDARKxREAPER]

who ever disliked this video must have their panties in a bunch that day

[KEVRO]

i love you so much, dude if you get the beta, hit me up i wanna play with ya.

[TheSilentWyvern]

Didn't you make this point during Confrontation?

I'll agree, SOCOM 4 is bastardizing the entire franchise, but, I don't see any point in wasting my time ranting about S4, Zipper or whoever because frankly, I highly doubt they give a crap.

They want to make the SOCOM THEY want. And as much as I hate to say this: we've just got to deal with it at this point.

[Blackwido88]

@TheSilentWyvern Its a war on quality. Put your white flag away and be a part of it. I know we're not making an impact now, but the more people that make a stink, the better our chances of getting a serious competitive game again will be increased. Don't just fold like these Dirty Walters and King Gilleys.

[TheSilentWyvern]

@Blackwido88 Its not only Zipper themselves, we've got retards throwing in idiotic ideas that just have no place in SOCOM (most of which come from CoD). I've been lurking their forums (my main account got banned) and while there is a TON of ass-kissing there is quite a few "vets" pleading for reasonable changes. I don't know how far they are along in the development of S4, but they blatantly ignore these pleas or give some BS excuse for why they can't.

Any why they keep draggin FTB down with S4?

[scapolaris90]

Zipper is a joke. Taking out 3rd person in Socom? Thats like taking perks out of COD. I am done with Zipper. All they care about is matching sales with Call of Duty. They don't care about there fans.

[FallenAndRised]

Pleasing to the eye, but so unpleasant to the BUT-HOLE XD XD XD XDX XD EPICCCCCCCC!!!!!

[BINNASTY13]

great fucking vid ...

[BINNASTY13]

great fucking vid bro.. 5*

[AgentCell]

funny video but seriously for the first time I think I'm actually going to like a socom game with socom 4. Every other socom game were horribly designed. I see no problem with the OTS camera because in normal camera mode your character is centered. So before you use OTS aim button, you can see your surrounding. Plus there is also FPS camera. I like the aim button idea because finally that means no more running and gunning by strafing left and right playing lucky shot.

[geison94]

WE JUST WANT CLASSIC VIEW AND CLASSIC MOVEMENT SPEED

[Blackwido88]

@geison94 Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[FacelessEnemyMusic]

Hey man they confirmed in the podcast that etags in classic mode and white grenade trails have been REMOVED. Atleast they listened to a couple things right?



[Blackwido88]

@FacelessEnemyMusic Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[dinkleman21]

ill be waiting for your review before picking up my copy keep bringing the truth

[Blackwido88]

@dinkleman21 Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[da1deadly1dog]

It seems as thought Zipper is sucking yet another Turban.

[Blackwido88]

@da1deadly1dog Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[sgtschmitty8013]

This is some funny stuff lol "Dead to rights".

[Blackwido88]

@sgtschmitty8013 Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[sgtschmitty8013]

@Blackwido88 I always thumb up your video's man

[rowsand]

i like OTS you have more gun feeling whwn u fire a gun, also agree with seth it feels more cinimatic. i dont want a head with helmet blocking the gun i firing -,-)

[Blackwido88]

@rowsand Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[Roguesthief]

More Cinematic...? wth?

[Blackwido88]

@Roguesthief Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[Nouhous]

turban is da best!!

[Blackwido88]

@Nouhous Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[SH0VELHEAD]

Turban Zipper needs to add you to there STAFF. They just don't get it. This Travis Steiner guy he was probably in middle school when socom come out. You know Zipper developed Socom but there is no one there that has actually worked on a Socom game. There new people since then. What a bust MAG was and alot of the 18 said it felt like MAG that should scare all the Socom fan base

[Blackwido88]

@SH0VELHEAD Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[Blackwido88]

@SH0VELHEAD Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[XistTheparasite]

I haven't even played socom and your video's are hilarious. I bought killzone 3 so I guess I will give the beta a shot.

[MickyMuffMuncher]

Fuck socom! Turban should make a tactical third person shooter. With lemons! I'd buy it

[Newbold147]

Any one miss seeing kills and deaths at the top of the screen?

[leydeplomo]

@Newbold147 what about "Man Down" and "Got 'em" XD

[Phx8ball602]

i like the idea of lemons as main characters someone mentioned

[epcortek11]

Hey , im with ya. this game really looks like it's gonna suck some serious balls. The only human beings that are going to love this game are the fat pig lesbians because after they die each round there going to turn around that dildo stick thier using and have some real fun. You know that was seth's true intentions when designing this game.

[Blackwido88]

@epcortek11 Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[malcandr]

when i finish up all my courses and deep into game development, im gonna make you a game and ill keep in mine all your videos and put you in the credits...maybe.

[xPREDICTIONx]

Good video turban...loved it, that ots view is g-a-r-b-a-g-e....what are they thinking??? Since when do want cinematic in socom? cinematic to me is buildings blowing up, not the view of my character...

[CombustTheChronic]

he got shot in the head, but thankfully... he didnt get fucked in the ass... why??? all he did was run and hide behind the table and regenerate his health with his super comando god given abilitys :)

[JonnoArigato]

"More cinematic" is good for actual movies. Or Heavy Rain.

What a tool. XD

[Blackwido88]

@JonnoArigato please don't forget to thumb this vid up. It needs to be somewhere near the top of all Socom videos. 

[n1Traitor]

if the only reason they have to keep it is cus its cinematic thats pretty stupid

[salvucci91]

So, what games DO you enjoy these days? And has Zipper even acknowledged any of your videos? They must have quite the base of fanboys to keep trudging through all of your's and other original SOCOM fans' flak. Still can't understand WHY they took the grenade arc out. I've never been on the SOCOM forums; has anyone EVER made a fuss about it and claimed they didn't like it?

[ElBluesummer]

You're a god damn visionary.

[ShadowBrave21]

Im only gettin that game if we can use lemon as the main character lol

[Chantzdc]

i like @MrZtroop's idea.. make every point using the lemons lol.. idk what @jimdick99 and @swirlycum were talking about.. u clearly made a valid point about the ots view. its perfectly clear that ots is NOT for socom gamers

[ww3fugitive]

This was just epic! Though I dont think theyre gonna do what we say. They will just keep screwing up, knowing that maybe everyone today likes to play no-skill-COD... In my opinion we should just chuck back to the old times... get a ps2+headset+socom copy=The time of my life <3

[XxMacexX04]

Turban, ask Zipper for everyone to have rpgs as side arms with infinite ammo. Just to see if they'll implement it. Plus, everyone needs a personal nuke that they can carry on their back like a China man. Also, I think every button should do "AT LEAST" 500 different things. ex. Tap X to moon walk across the map. Also, Seth Luisi should be an unlock able character! So, we can all have fun shooting each other as him. Although, I'm sure the Seth character with have broken controls....

[Blackwido88]

@XxMacexX04 I'll see what I can do ...lol

[SpraxIAKS]

Lol?

[sinistermoon]

LOL @ "theatrical"

[XxMacexX04]

I noticed in some games over the shoulder throws off your aiming by a long shot. You might be aiming at a dudes head; but instead you shoot the wall 3 feet to your left or right. Talk about fucking lame....

[RedWingFan1340]

You're going to need more lemons

[jimdude99]

Yes we know the reason you don't like the over the shoulder view is because now it's harder to corner camp.

[Blackwido88]

@jimdude99 Your mouth is a suitable place to rest my tired old balls. That way we don't have to listen to you anymore.

[jimdude99]

@Blackwido88 Taking the high road I see, using gay sex, very mature. Its kinda sad that you have this obsession with Socom 2 and any game that isn't remotely like it you hate on. But whatever if thats how you wanna waste your life, because your never getting Socom 2 or anything that resembles it again.

[Blackwido88]

@jimdude99 You want mature? Fuck you.

[jimdude99]

@Blackwido88 Your a great spokesmen for the Socom community, I can't imagine why Zipper has just done every last thing you guys have asked for. I mean you just beam brilliance / sarcasm.

[xBuLLx76]

@jimdude99 dude stfu up he is making a fucking point. The socom games have been good and okay, Socom 2 was actually good. If Zipper made socom like that It would be the #1 game for the fucking ps3. All the other games like COD, Killzone and other games like that are fucking stupid! Once you die you fucking respawn over and over again fucking killstreaks not tatical shit at ALL! and its fucing old and stupid, and you should be mature saying gay shit over the fucking internet pussy bitch

[jimdude99]

@xBuLLx76 Wow Im not sure how to respond to all that brilliance you just let loose on me. 1st off Socom 4 will not be the highest selling, nor best reviewed PS3 game even if you just copied and pasted Socom 2 and called it Socom 4. Socom 2 is outdated, there are modern standards that games need to go by if they want to succeed. 2nd just because a game is a respawn game doesn't mean it can't be tactical. Games like BC2 and MAG require teamwork to win. And no I don't like CoD.

[SH0VELHEAD]

@Blackwido88 You could't have said it any better. It's funny that the people playing the game know more then the people making it.

[theTAT3R]

@jimdude99 actually, OTS-view doesnt make a difference in corner camping, since you can switch which shoulder it goes over. Think before you speak

[TheDigihax]

@jimdude99 If that's what you think, you missed the point of the vid then man...

[5tyxx]

@jimdude99 Yeah because we all know the view will prevent ppl from camping.........you know like in those awesome non camping FPS shooters..

[killaz4life24]

412 likes vs 5 dislikes=win

[cwaltemyer]

Hey fuckface! Not only did I like your video. I did share it with two of my socom buddies. Keep up the goodwork! -stellar

[SwirlyAlien]

that was kinda fail turban. The only real point you proved was why its a good idea to LEG IT when you see 2 people shooting you. But I prefer OTS anyway. Still the 2 minute thing and grenade trails have gone from classic mode now.

[SchmidtyXX]

@SwirlyAlien You have the listening skills of a deaf koala. Why would he run away from a fire fight, when he can't see the second person due to his body blocking the view?

[SwirlyAlien]

@SchmidtyXX Are you serious? I'll make the assumption that your a fairly intelligent person and fairly decent Socom player and that your comment was merely a moment of stupidity! When I get shot at I don't stand still like a rabbit in the headlights of a vehicle. And if I still didn't see the second guy then the acoustic give-away that there are 2 guns shooting at me and my on-screen shot indicator is having at shit fit means that if I want to survive, I need to be leaving hastily.

[GreenRhythm85]

@SwirlyAlien Regardless of the fact that he can hear what's going on, that doesn't justify the OTS view. It's just a stupid, useless feature that doesn't have to be implemented into the game. You'd have to be a total dipshit to honestly think that OTS view is better than going from TPS to FPS. The fact is, it's not, period.

I'd much rather be able to see someone shooting at me then to "hear' them shooting at me. OTS can block you from seeing enemies. It's totally useless. Remove it!

[Blackwido88]

@SwirlyAlien I have no idea what message you were trying to convey. That was English right?

[SwirlyAlien]

@Blackwido88 OK, fair enough. The simple version is; there are a few issues with the OTS view obstructing opposing players, but this isn't the best example of that problem. My point was that when you are in this hypothetical 2-on-1 situation its best to run away as soon as you hear the second guy shooting at you.

Then there is a sub point about how the 'last 2 minute lets reveal everyone on the radar' thing and the grenade trails have been removed from classic mode.

[alienpotatoes]

@Blackwido88 This game may not be the best game to come to the series, but I think Zipper might actually start listening to the community as complaints come in with the beta players. They did agree to remove the radar and e-tags in classic mode. That's a start. Now lets get open mic, grenade arch, and get this bullcrap over the shoulder camera out of here. We need grenade arch and tap to talk is the stupidest thing I ever heard. Also, we really classic camera.

[oTheGriMReaPeR]

@SwirlyAlien Somebody is a GEARS fan -.-

[skylerruin]

@SwirlyAlien the operative word is see. he used visual aids to illustrate the fact that you can NOT see 2 people shooting at you. Instead you see one, but get shot by two. there IS a difference.

[Blackwido88]

@skylerruin Don't forget to thumb it up...it helps the video go to the top of the pile...This is one of the important ones.

[gamniac]

beat = beta

[gamniac]

u know what's funny ?.. i had to bring the sensitivity downon kz3.. it's not like the beat it felled way to sensetive for me being at + 30, i made it 0 on both X and Y axis or is is Y and Z ?? anyway it's much better now.. but ofcourse it's different from Socom.. i have to thank u tough turban.. b/c of u i never bought constipation and i prolly won't buy Socom 4 either... maybe it's time to raise the sars stripes banner and 21 gun salutes and sing that good ole amazing grace.. RIP Socom

[NefariousVirtuoso88]

you gonna eat that lemon?

[gamniac]

how can u only have 45 degrees of view in First Person view ?

[Chantzdc]

@gamniac u have no peripheral vision, u are like an owl, u have to turn ur head/body 360 degrees to see everything around you.. u cant just move your eyes to the left or right.. All u will see is whats on the screen.. and in fps sometimes the gun itself block your view imo

[SteeTrain]

Mr. Lemon guy got F'ed in da A! Hahahahaha LOL! They'll be moving it back in patch 1.01...so no worries man...They'll get it right eventually, just like e-tags, grenade smoke trails, and player movement speeds.

[JahSoldier662]

LOL@ POWNED hahahahhaha ,,, nicely done Turban keep it up

[KlCKFLIP]

Yo Turban, thanks for my best laugh of the week and being my voice in a language I don´t speak very well.

Keep up the good work !

[Z3CHB4DB0Y]

-_-

[raid2k8]

Are you going to do a multitude of videos based on what is good and bad about this game? Similar to what you did with Confrontation.

[LiLHeLLioNFeVeR]

Cinematic. 

[mikemoosey]

Keep doing what your doing dude.

[Wikipediot]

i got banned from socom furoms...dang infinity ward ban me now socom lol

[FantasyTrophy]

LoL @ the bullet wound...

[ww3fugitive]

This has to be brodcasted on TV :D... with an audience of 13 years and up

[Mike61911]

Preach Brotha, Preach!!

[truthug1999]

Ha ha funny shit turb luv ur vids man.

[theBemusedOne]

What a sour video ;)

[WIleyCubScout]

Podcast 31 is up anyone listen to it?



[sonep511]

@WIleyCubScout yea, but i did not have no real info that is not already out there

[TsgCody]

Thats an orange.

[stnls1911]

I feel bad that Socom has devolved into what it is now, but TURBAN seriously, I can't help but laugh every time you bash Luisi.

[illusionoftime22]

the socom community is in dire need of lemon aid

[firebirdnewt]

best video haha I loved it

[mil1lion711247]

this should be a carton series. as always great job turban.. epic, the funniest thing i've seen in a long time bro.

[51iohC]

sigh... ya happy zipper? turbans gone mad.. hes lost it to where there no point of turning back.. only cure is to bring the real socom back.. not gonna happen so turbans fucked..

[ZachNovak]

hahahahaha possibly the best video yet! love it!

[CrissSkeleton]

I honestly don't mind games that are cinematic, but when they use that excuse for implementing otsv Imm dumbfounded how zipper didn't think of just adding iron sights like in mgs4 or the old chrosshairs from the ps2 socoms.

[Neyowolf]

Tell them its not cinema, ITS A FUCKING VIDEOGAME!

[spartanz05]

man i know you hate gears... but that game has the same fucking problem. you are running to your location with your ass takin up half the screen.... yeah real helpful when you are running around walls.

[xktopx]

Ya it's more cinematic, u kno cuz that's all we care about

[spartanz05]

@xktopx obviously in SOCOM 4 the developers prefer how cool it looks rather than how functional is it.

[xStealth]

I think I should hire this guy, working on "SOCOM : JSOC", I know people think he's an asshole, but who gives a shit, business isn't about being nice, and apparently Zipper doesn't know how to utilize that attitude properly.

[Ehjl0725]

2 people were fingered by Zipper.

[TourettesDanny]

Nice! HDPVR

[DigitalTig3r]

sum people like fps and sum like 3rd person well nice opinion

[ShadowBrave21]

Omg I can't stop laughing lol

[nzullo]

I was just watching a gamspot multiplayer review from jan 27th and it honestly showed the classic view. I highly doubt it will be part of the default configuration but I'm sure they will implement it!

[jsmithd305]

turban every time you a vid with the lemon guy you should hav em gettin finger fucked at least once because of some stupid move zipper made

[disposedof4life]

so true, whenever i played ghost recon i would fucking get whacked by the asshole infront of my head

[airmax213ny]

Dont let Seth Luisi Take all the credit for this stupid ass idea... Shout out to that fucktard Travis Steiner! "Mr. Lead Game Designer"

[Jakobby93]

Hahahahaha, I love these new lemon videos.

[MrZtroop]

dear suckmyturbin you should make a series with Mr. lemon to prove every point about socom 4

[Blackwido88]

@MrZtroop I think I will until I get my HDPVR working properly. But I'll still do some lemon shit on the side.

[Jefkoz8899]

@Blackwido88 So you have an HDPVR or is it on it's way? And can I help you get it working in anyway?

[Blackwido88]

@Jefkoz8899 Yeah it's working. I'm actually having problems with Vegas...nobody can figure it out.

[Jefkoz8899]

@Blackwido88 Like what kind of problems? Is a codec problem or can you not import media?

[FabricatedAmerican]

@MrZtroop Dear "Turban"....you shouldnt listen or give ear to children requesting such lame videos. This "Lemon" series is LAAAAMMMMMEEEE in comparision to your "YOU" videos.....I crack up like crazy even when you make some weird faces. My point is the same.....MOVE ON bro....Socom 2 is a thing of the past....that we may or may not see again.  I am telling you that you HAVE the potential to be a "Youtube" Hit...but dont let these kids/jackass'es lead you on. Make OTHER videos.....