Living Photograph: Chris with Teacup

[TtownSwagg]

Moo tea mastaa

[TtownSwagg]

This is wat happens we u free slaves

[AigeraKRG]

тууууууууууууууупо

[sagepointe13]

Vsauce!

[ZuesX0]

brain rape



[BamFang]

dafuq, its vsauce*

[sidhu2266]

vsause!!!

[roseblack860]

What brought you here? Vsause says I!

[KathrinHart]

vsauce

[mulundamwe]

Vsauce Vsauce

[mutantflamerobotics]

If anyone says "Vsause army is here!" I'm going to kill them.

[guard13007]

@mutantflamerobotics Vsause army is here!

[mutantflamerobotics]

@guard13007 @DewayneLives Aaaaarrgghh

[guard13007]

@mutantflamerobotics You're welcome.

[Geoftiful]

Vsauce!

[CptSpauIding]

uuuuhhhh

[tylergillen2016]

ok srsly go to 0:50 then just seek to the start of the video. 2 totally different faces

[TheP1xelKillR]

time to get the pepper spray...

[fstroch999]

haha yo could have stop breathing !!! :)

[FeeldahVibe001]

title should be "try to watch this without laughing"

[HectorL360]

I really felt the emotion he was portraying.

[Annalizer77]

wtf is this shit

[xXSethMan20Xx]

VSAUCE



[Mechanical1Midget]

vsauce

[CaptainBlagbird]

did anyone else notice, he didnt blink the whole time?

[cangriman0101]

0:02 "oh, please help me my cat has been stolen"

0:57 "I lied, I raped my cat now I'll rape you"

[1234tacoking]

Vsause

[ANDURIL1995]

VSAUCE!!!

[impgolf]

so awkward

[DaMaartenvdBerg]

VSAUCE!

[mikeaa000]

why is her breathing so hard wtf

[AnimeKitty202]

@mikeaa000 >her

.....OH GOD WHAT?

[mikeaa000]

@AnimeKitty202 Typo Youtube member meant to say "HE" thanks for noticing good job.

[Event0011]

Well, This was akward ..

[mxcnprd10]

If you look very close, you can see LeBron traveling.

[ToastedCrayons4]

hit 0 then 9 on your key bored.... watch his face change

[1l0vepanda]

i thought i heard somewone laughing hahahaha omg

[TheCoolermaster24]

If you look very close, you can see he is moving.

[iFlipd]

Vsauce?

[bajascorpian117]

Towards the end, if you turn your volume up, I think you can hear the camera man snickering!

[lethal1]

so this is where Kimb Slice went. haha.

[justinforeman]

2929292929292929292929292

[fzappa007]

Jeez !! I Hate fucking MOUTH BREATHING TUBBIES !!!!

[Ss4gogeta1900]

Purple lean!!

[Mrcoolandawesome]

waiter….more purple drank



[Theblobbyshow]

this is not jackie chan

[SilhouetteJudas]

More Kool-Aid please? 

[johnnyrocketfinger69]

Soon..

[this1koreankid]

By :50 he's starting to break into a smile.

[hos427]

Might I have a spot of kool-aid good sir?

[OWNS45]

What is this I don't even... Oh, It's funny 'cause he's black

[novan08]

he goes from looking vulnerable to predatory.

[mscocorosie]

@novan08

Yeah. its like seriously menacing.

[rooroo1988]

@novan08 If you watch closely it's because his eyebrows slowly sag down.

[teequlah]

@novan08 HAHAHA fantastic observation

[hookerslayer41]

Holy fuck I got top comment.

[Shino767]

drink the tea



[Shino767]

drink the FUCKING tea

[Shino767]

drink the tea

[purplesodapop]

haha you can watch his eyebrows slowly get lower and lower

[SeaworthyGnome]

Tyler Perry's house looks so elegant

[MrBlemph]

The video needs to be longer. I wasn't able to finish masturbating.

[AshisogiiJizo]

Might I have a spot of kool-aid?

[gguizar1]

"'Cause I can feel you breathe It's washing over me"

[bigdenn93]

ive seen black guys do less

[nhdarling2]

THIS IS THE CLEVELAND SHOW!!!!

[bigizzy91]

All I know is sugar, tea....AND RAPE.

[nietorm1]

ive seen black people do less

[Th3DoM1naToR]

i think the cops just told him to freeze.

[morksatan]

more more more

[hawiiancanetoad]

Tea is cold now, dude.

[SkateBoardTARD]

I coulda swore it was moving

[bastardluv]

Get this nigga lotion. His knuckles are flaking

[CrystalDaBest83]

Lmao!!

[erniebtight]

press 2 then 9 and keep doing it and see if u laugh like i did lol

[EmaKayx3]

i see such passion in his look!

[potfressional024]

But you guys are fags commenting his comments 10 seconds after

[caveman537]

One lump or two BITCH!!!

[Swagusoorrr]

i think the cops just told him to freeze

[mementomorie]

WTF is this.

[ItsYoungMic]

I was going to make a video like this too, but then I realized this is not my cup of tea

[TheZequitube]

Is this a painting?

[ElectrumShiv]

He's enjoying a nice cup of what the fuck you lookin' at...

[danagamer]

stop moving!!



[tepidtamale]

i bet the drapes doesnt match the carpet. considering the lamp...

[yurianne07]

why cant it be jessica alba holding the cup???

[pandamanxD]

he looks like a black shay carl!! lol

[Anorchous]

i think hes sexy

[xXcstacy]

Press play, and then 2 repeatedly

[Boganator4]

Don't look into his eyes, he'll pear into your soul.

[elizabeth112k7]

In the words of Samuel Jackson, "BLINK MUTHER FUCKER!"

[eternalR81]

just brilliant !

[StandByYourVan1]

Who else thinks he looks like a black Randy from My Name is Earl?

[soulvshollow]

press 1378 randomly and he looks like hes turned on

[bigg132]

Might i get a spot of Kool-aid?

[badsport2008]

The lamps the star, steals the whole thing.

[DirtyBillClinton]

I video is responsible for getting me and my girlfriend together.

[quigbytrollins]

bad boys 2

[MISSRN12]

Whatever Mannnnnnn!!! :-P

[coreymoney]

BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME IN MY LIFE! LAKEYSHA WHY DID U SEND ME THIS!!?

[bluesfan1997]

"I've seen black guys do less." - Daniel Tosh.

[SiegeTheMagicalGuy]

I like the part when he doesn't blink.

[Danc3R4ve]

Jesus has become quite the gentleman! :D

[Danc3R4ve]

Press the numbers in this order: 16261626162616 :D He's dancin'

[pythor2]

Press 2 and 6, one after the other, repeatedly

[J90lude]

lls funny shit

[theshiznit709]

Hold 3. Hes trying to signal us!!!!!!!!!!

[hookerslayer41]

I like the part where he's black.

[JaketheGreat123456]

i love who at the begining he look normal (as far as being shirtless with a tea cup while being video tape goes) and at the end hehad a evil look

[HeyDarelon]

Keep pressing 3 and 4. Looks like he's coming on to you.

[woodlefoof2]

i... dont believe it... the guile theme even goes with this!

[derka1225]

who knew big foot was such a gentleman

[FnkDctr]

@derka1225 your mom did when he wiped his dick in her hair after she sucked his cock. How pleasant.

[derka1225]

@FnkDctr  u sound mad bro

[FnkDctr]

@derka1225 if I was mad, id just punch your crack whore mom in the face and leave. Thanks for youtube stalking faggot.

[derka1225]

@FnkDctr  ya u mad

[FnkDctr]

@derka1225 nobody mad other than your parents since you're 40yo and wont move out cock sucking loser.

OWNED again. erage homo. go suck your dads dick LOL biiiitch

[AKAMrWobbels]

@FnkDctr You guys are in an argument... on youtube... on a video where a black guy just sits there for a minute with a cup of tea in his hand and no shirt.

[FnkDctr]

@AKAMrWobbels they dont call him derka the dick sucker for nothing...

[JonnyPitiful]

@derka1225 dont talk about your dad like that.. caveman faggot. stop dick riding on youtube. mad cause you got aids

[NBurrito69]

can i have 40oz of tea please?

[shelby4369]

might i have a spot of kool-aid

1 lump or 2 bitch

tyler paries house looks fantastic

i think the cops told him to freeze

[derka1225]

@shelby4369 tosh.o ftw

[OctopusFuckface]

kawaii

[rikoxasora]

he gets more pedo ish as the vid goes on

[shieldsuma]

2 words...lotion & comb

[bouttogotowork]

one lump or two...bitch?

[J90lude]

I do this shit when I be on Tinychat lls

[J90lude]

lls

[12ohan]

I found this difficult to masturbate to.

[seabasses187]

that's amazing.

I wish I had this idea 4 years ago this month so I could beat you to the internet with it.

[CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

DRINK THE FUCKING TEA

[alanmelder16]

one lump or two bitch?

[MegaToshiba22]

nigger



[atypeofcool]

Saw him at the bar in Minneapolis the other day. He was macking on some chick and I didn't want to interrupt him to ask him if it was really him. After further viewings of this video, I, along with an objective party, concluded that it was indeed him.

[atypeofcool]

Saw this guy at the bar the other day. He lives here in Minneapolis, apparently.

[deylinnTV]

Would you like a spot of Kool-Aid?

[adultswim105]

veotsek you should of gotten it by know

[truth383]

just kidding

[truth383]

1 lump or 2 bitch

[MDGproductions4]

may i have a spot of koolaid bitch?

[Lovinlife1118]

u kniw that dude, it was crazy to see him on tosh.o

[kbrinks]

Better acting than Nick Cage.

[moonfire67]

andy warhol would be proud

[charmen110]

click forward about 10 seconds and each time you go ahead he gets angrier

[magicalhearingman]

@charmen110 LOL I noticed that

[bobtbuilder123]

He looks like a black version of Randy from My Name Is Earl

[IAmTheBaddestBitch]

@bobtbuilder123 lmao

[gothicruler666]

I've seen black guys do less.

[MrGxMoto]

@gothicruler666 worst show ever



[SpiffyAnthony]

@gothicruler666 question. do you even get the punchline?

[Sandokan4]

This is so funny it's not even funny

[JamDeity]

Reddit gave me an STD. :(

[kaleostorm]

There is value in anything as long as you place it there.

[run4thewin]

Reddit gave me a virus!! You bastards!!!! Lemme go make a rage comic about this real quick.....

[homerjoe84]

I love reddit, everyone should check it out, it's an awesome website full of wonderful things like NOT VIRUSES.

[JotoLibre]

don't go to reddit... it gave me a virus!!!! STAY AWAY!!!

[tgalos]

I accidently went to reddit now my computer is stuck on a guy not drinking tea! How can I fix this??

[pacific14586]

Hey guys, reddit is a website you may or may not enjoy if you're a useful commenter.

OH SHIT DID I BREAK IT

[DuelinginRS]

reddit gives you viruses

[shifty327]

Hey guys I'm from reddit it's the really cool secret underground society that no one knows about!

[TheJimozu]

@shifty327 that's digg you idiot! do you want people to get mixed up with that virus infested site?

[stufff11]

Guys that reddit site is full of child porn and viruses. How do I clean the child porn and viruses from my computer?

[AltairBen]

Hey guys, I found the link to this on Reddit. Yeah, it gave me a computer virus. I'm on a Mac. Digg is much better.

[chronoraven]

This got more terrifying the longer I watched it.

[TankyRampage]

ummm....

[jerryrox25]

dude ur lucky you were on tosh.0

[AlexMack85]

tyler perry's house looks so elegant

[IAmTheBaddestBitch]

@AlexMack85 lmao!!!

[ztme07]

Daniel TOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaveManCI]

he has a nice t-cup but not much conversational skills~

[swordmast599]

...I don't even...

[luciouslegs025]

Did anyone else suddenly become engaged in a staring contest?

[238luney]

@luciouslegs025 i did and i keep fucking loosing this guys a pro

[MrGrindpower]

SIPPIN ON THAT SIZZURP

[mattador2792]

Can I have a spot of kool-aid?