How Not To Get Ur Ass Kicked By The Police

[slycklyk]

1:55-2:12 lol



[Dummy10000]

Just put on your coolface.

[xTAPOUTx1]

nigga!!!!

[eisakhaleel1]

what the fuck u want matha fucka

[jcj83429]

ROFL!!

[chikeeboy2]

lmao get a white frend

[logondbz]

it wass funny i like da part on 2:09

[ShawnyMc]

i ran...i guess thats why i got my ass kicked

[XxXTh3ghost]

i think the lady is dumb for doing thats why she wants her husban to be beaten up... dumb thing to do... black fucking nig$r when he said get a white friend that guy looks gay... so i beat the fuck out of his gay @zs lololol dub video not funny niger

[baragon94]

hahaha nice

[greatest2live]

get a white friend LOL

[ipop98]

XD!

[freakyou333]

lmao..

[wasupmybro]

stay in the car with your hands on the wheel...what da fuck do u want mother fucker!?

[Jalrighty]

One of the funniest bits out of any vids on YT!

[bmagnetic]

Genius! And the craziest part is....it's ALL true!! "If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with 'em".....LMAO Classic!!

[carpetbrine]

if you jump a subway turnstyle with a joint and a loaded gun, you'll get your ass kicked

[yankeeboydennis31894]

LOL!!!! THATS ALL I CAN SAY

[jdog319]

thats hilarious

[iwant2bbuff]

Funniest part- "Man don't give him @#%! what the @#%! you want!?!?

[viciousKev]

remind your friend to shut the fuck up

[Jalrighty]

soooo funny. class!

[DannyJ7147]

i never knew chris rock did stand up comedy... great vid lol

[pepandjoearepro]

Haha OMG THAT IS FUNNY A white man is a difference to a ticket and a cap in ur ass

[bmagnetic]

"If you jump a turnstle carrying a loaded gun & smoking a joint....then maybe you NEED your ass kicked!" LMAO Classic!!

[michaelorone]

a white friend can be the difference between a ticket and a bullet up your ass lol

[Mahikan26]

If you carry a loaded gun and smoking a joint you wont get you ass kiked..the will shoot it :P

[Healers]

Hahahaha....Man that was awesome..So friggin true!

[KHfan2]

fucking awsome

[game2go]

All of that is true. So true.

[AliGSince97]

Not as funny as Chapelle show but VERY informative. And I know this came out wayyy before Dave's, but stand up is Rock's true strength, not skits.

[undeny]

true, damn! sooo true! lol

[sweet2def]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!True stories. That is so fucking funny. Rock ur a fucking legend.

[rockrox91]

BE POLITE - is there a problem officer?

[surtursfire]

awesome

[XxJacksonplayerxX]

not a ticket LMFAO

[Retardedjay]

lol fuckin hell this rules. "If you're lookin into loud rap music,turn dat shit off!"

[Nunchakuinferno]

OMG- So jokes man! Nice one