The Best Answering Machine Tape Ever - Part 1

[333boogerbear]

WOW!!! Give it up, already!!!!! Oh GOD!! There's a PART 2?

[TSSYF]

What a psycho.  Good lord..

[mysticx0]

fat girls need love too! thats all she wanted, you cruel bastard!

:P

[mysticx0]

@mysticx0 ok man, after listening to ALL of that ive drawn a conclusion. never fuck a fat girl.

[fatalexcerpts]

Someone was quite impressed (and jerked off) over himself. I just can't figure out who is more pathetic, the girl calling or the guy seemingly validating his self worth with the poor attempt at online humor. This MIGHT have been funny with some judicious use of editing, or with a little thought put behind it. Then again, I guess that's expecting a little too much from a guy who gets his jollies from airing his dirty laundry in "public".

[Rena77able]

Shawna you seriously need some meds

[johnbicket]

dude, maybe you just should've called her? just an idea.

[EmZ2601]

poor bitch shes desperate! i'm a women first chick rule- let men chase you dont chase men c'mon girl!

[ESOTERICKPLAN]

I think Shawna has MAD COW DISEASE!!!!!!!!!

[motoxo]

friend russel is trouble. ... because he sounds like me.

[Shahamu]

I'd be upset if I did not get ten doelers, too. Well, talk ta ya later.

[CatapultYourMom]

Why did you date the fat bitch for three days?

[ZotDudot7]

What tribe are you? Seriously. I'm eager to know.

[AiraGyaru]

Shawna was NOT 'obsessed' with you, she was doing what a NORMAL friend would do, she called to check up on you but you kept ignoring her. If you had just talked to her for the 1st or 2nd calls she wouldn't have kept calling and trying to find out wth you kept ignoring her. You seem very childish.

[trapptowers]

SHE SOUNDS LIKE A PSYCO STALKER,KICK HER TO THE CURB AND GET A NORMAL WOMAN SHAWNA IS A COW !!!

[MatuArt]

Too bad he used her on a rebound from a woman who left him. His karma hit him right away. She is relentless. He caused that situtition to happen. He is a narcissist, she turned into a stalker, because he didn't cut her off by speaking with her and saying it's over, no we can't be friends. that would have been kind, no this guy is a narcissist, no empthy for our's, mean.

No wonder she left you

[AprilTheGhost1]

ok at first I felt bad for her but now it's just pathetic I mean like come on ain't no guy that fucking speacial and he aint even good lookin (no offence) just didn't see anything worth obsessing this much over sounds like ya both need to grow up but im sure by now 2010 you have (maybe)

[warriorofwrestling]

This is absolute horse-shit. I should have guessed by the 'The Best Answering Machine Tape Ever' title that it would be anything but, as that's usually the case with shit like this, alas I kept watching and am all the more depressed that I did. Anyway, shitty video, you're a real cunt.

[20SweetKate]

Your such a dick, god maybe your girlfriend had a reason to walk out on your stupid as

[KlayKillProductions]

Teleophone.

XD i love Canadians.

[NorthmansChick]

what the hell is wrong with this chick? OMG I want to smack her. She needs to get a clue. Idiot

[KingOfKaB00M]

or all things she gets u a sweater i wud ignore her too #LOL

[Jealkeja]

holy crap your mom is awesome

[Jealkeja]

@Jealkeja and your brother too

[EECIEI]

i cant believe i wasted almost 9 minutes of my life watching this assholes video. yeah okay she didnt get the hint so thats why you tell her to shut her the F up. not everyone's the same, some people need to hear it to let go. plus youre freakin ugly anyway so you should be happy she even wanted to talk to you. and i dont care what you have to say so dont bother replying. ooh look at me someone likes me and i dont care. youre soo cool!!

[AAnneC]

You totally violated her privacy. I think you were hoping everyone on youtube would think you were "cool" for doing this. Youre a real dick - you shouldve just told her that you were not interested in even being friends.

[fightinglobo06]

why does she keep calling? he is not hurting her, he said he didn't want to date. she can't take a hint.

[ulfurinnn]

i think she likes you CX

[bigmaclooiee2]

im guessing yur brother is from Minnesota?

[JonLeibow]

@bigmaclooiee2

Maybe Minnedosa.

[xchantaldriscollx]

omg! lol. you must have been scared of this one.

[tkv101]

damn! that bitch is crazy! this is why i thank god for texting!

[AtariRaccoon]

Wait wait wait..... at 6:38 it had only be a week! :O  I guess that one flew over the kuku's nest. And you only dated for 3 days and she's all THAT!?

[Aliya777]

not much to be proud of

[pinkxvenom]

aww your mom is sweet :]

[danndan6]

she may have a problem but he's a dick if he had heard the message and still not replied to at least stop hurting her.

[KnowThyself24]

@danndan6 dude females do it to guys all the time..........if she cant figure out that he does not want to talk to her then well u do the math

[TheMassdistortion]

Dang, You laid the pipe a little too well!

You f*ck em' and they stay f*cked!

Well Done Sir!

[Yarsh52]

I really wonder, why did she keep calling over and over again? Didn't she get the idea?

[musicvideosthatsuck]

Holy cow, she's psycho!

[hoosierdaddy12]

ahahahahahhahaa

[iwonttell19888]

Haha1 "Hey ben..." I'm guessing that girl never heard of a one night stand? hahahah! Some people I tell.. some people haha

[singinglawnchair]

I bet Shawna has some daddy issues.

[fullofkrap]

daaaaaaaamn is your family canadian or what!! haha, wow, it almost sounded like they were faking it.

[PureOrganics]

AND by the way... your friend talks way to freakin' fast. Seriously I can't understand him hardly at all. lol. Your mom cracks me up though.

[PureOrganics]

Oh jeez... Shawna... I feel sorry for her. Ben you're just hilarious, honestly. You need a girl that's smart and funny like you.

[italiawiseguy88]

your brother's message was awesome haha

[jimmyassclown69]

dude, that girl.

[khh1964]

haha His Mom sounds awesome. Reminds me of my mom's messages.

[danikhobbs]

you're an ass-hat

[dangerhellangel]

You're a dick for putting this girls picture up.

[sbasmaling]

I feel kinda bad for Shawna.

[sillydillydokieo]

well that was the biggest fucking waste of time ever.

[norajanem]

hahaha i love this!! your family has the best canadian accents!

and yeah.. way to ditch that girl fast, imagine if you had gone on four dates!!!

[languagenerd12345]

I'm just amused that you dated a woman who looks like that for more than 1 day. Seriously, WTF?

[octogirlpretty]

So what happened? Does she continue this or did you talk to her?

On another note your brother is hilarious. Ah you Canadians, so laid back and great.

[e7lanels]

haha for real like i thought those calls were over a months span and then i hear "it's been ALMOST a week..." ALMOST. not even a full week yet. i agree that your mommy is a cutie haha. seriously someone needs to give this girl a firm talking to. she needs to have someone explain that a few dates does not equal relationship NOR does allow you the right to start little pet names (babe?)

[sjknyc23]

omg stage 5 clinger!

girl, he's just not that into you!

[maprith]

okay its nothing to do with the size and shape of this chick.. she needs help poor gal not use to rejection - i hope she is not going to get all suicidal.

[seen123]

I agree, she needs help and she's no special case. Truth is, everyone needs help. drbpony promised help in the form of a verbal commitment to be there as a friend, and then opted out. Most of the posters here say she's somehow less a human being (by tagging her a fat, needy nutcase). No matter how "badly" she may have behaved, she didn't behave any worse than our hero who didn't have the balls to be honest with her, or take the challenge to be a friend to someone who's in deep shit. His loss.

[radrider82]

p.s., your mom is adorable!

[radrider82]

Girls, take a lesson! If a guy doesn't call you back, he doesn't want you. It's ok. It happens. Chemistry: it's either there or it's not! Move on.  Plain and simple.

[JermzBAW]

I learned two things here:

1.) Fat girls are insane

2.) Your brother rocks!

[JermzBAW]

Don't listen to anything these people on here are saying about "oh, I feel bad for this girl...she sounds so sad". Well, she IS sad...a sad excuse for a human being.

Good job avoiding that mess. Too bad you got yourself caught up in that, but that lady is a mess. I hope she reads this too LOL!

[FuadRamses777]

DUDE,YOU DODGED A FUCKING BULLET!!!!Congrats

[andersdelta]

Oh man, your brother seems like a cool dude.

[seen123]

I don't know what you and some of the responders here are getting when you hear her voice. I'm hearing a human being who's in a lot of pain.

I know it's hard to be a man and respond meaningfully and effectively to someone else's pain. You might find it difficult to build anything with a female if you're unwilling to take the challenge and do that.

If you agreed to be a friend, and you didn't intend to be a friend then, man to man, that seems to me to be a great loss to yourself.

[chadt4]

seen123: You sound like freaking Dr.Phil

[seen123]

chadt4: OK, so I sound like Dr. Phil to you (BTW, I almost always strongly disagree with Dr. Phi).

My question to you is; did you get my point? If you didn't , I'd like the opportunity to make it more clear.

[chadt4]

Yeah I get your point :)

[seen123]

Thanks for the reply. And a bigger thanks for challenging me.

[zafdawg89]

so beside than showing what a huge asshole you are (congratulations) you also violate her privacy and post a picture of her. i think you're a horrible person.. it really wouldn't have hurt to call back and tell her that you don't wanna talk and all would be over.

[drbpony]

Wow, good thing you haven't looked at my blog, or you'd think even less of me.

Not only did I violate her privacy, I violated my own so people who don't like me can freely print out my picture and stare at it angrily every morning when they wake up.

[loriann1237]

Wow, this girl really doesn't take the clue that your silence means "get lost". You were right to stop dating her after 3 days, what would she of done if you dated her for a week??

[barrywonderdog]

Hmm... she sounds like perfect fuck-buddy material

[adamedwardhartwell]

Dude run away very fast!!!

[ATXtech]

That's why you don't date fat chicks. Oh well lesson learned lol.

I feel your pain though man, once I had to move and change my number to lose one crazy bitch. Great vid man, love the blog too.

[SlasherSaw]

Woooo she's a real sociopathic freak! I hope you escaped that crazy bitch safely!

[spazthebeatnik]

holy. i'm surprised you didnt put stalker in your tag words. LOL yeeeeikes.

[drbpony]

Good idea! I'll fix that :)