MGS2 colonel final codec moments

[TheN1Armyguy]

9:57 is the scariest thing I've ever seen/heard in my life! I agree with animedude752. This game was unbelievably scary.

[Icefreak1404]

I need scissors! 61! :D

[ThyNazgul]

Y NO LA LI LU LE LO????

[Harkz0r]

I'd have been about 14 when I played this for the first time, probably. The plot was already mindfuck enough, but I played through this bit practically with my heart in my mouth, especially as it was late at night. There are no words to adequately describe the feeling I had when I learned that not only had Rose been faking it all this time, but that she was pregnant. I never knew if she was a program or the real thing... it was the strangest, most shocking and haunting feeling. I'd always wonder

[makoeyez]

I was dying of laughter at this part of the game

[ash24342]

way's mei ling doin' out there?

[FlingleBingle]

At the Rosemary part near the end of the codec call,I almost shit my pants.I never play games at high-volume now 0_o

[gerbils4]

2:27 best line in MGS ever! XD

[RaiNSniperNation]

lol I remember at one point he tells you "Raiden, turn off the game." "What?" "Just turn off the game console, don't you have anything else to do with your time?" I actually did and had to restart from when you were sniping vamp away from e.e.

[dunnooooo1234789]

@RaiNSniperNation Hahaha seriously? I can't believe you fell for that. XD

[RaiNSniperNation]

@dunnooooo1234789 lol I was ten man, cut me a break.

[dunnooooo1234789]

@RaiNSniperNation Lol.

[a7xo4e93]

What happened to the part where the colonels face turns into a skull 0.0

[dunnooooo1234789]

@a7xo4e93 Well just continue call codec, patiently. I know it kinda annoying.

[Diandredofus]

I Hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors ! 61 !

Only Hideo Kojima can make these sentences...

BTW, does your TV says VIDEO or HIDEO?

[Ilikepie9999999]

I'll have what he's having.

[SoLDiERsiDExAiRSoft]

when this first came out in like 2001 i was very young. i almost shit myself at this part!

[thephoenixforce]

"We have Rosemary."

That was it for me. I knew from right then something was seriously wrong.

[ShadowFireX27]

played this one very late at night with all the lights out, that last bit where rose said she's pregnant scared the SHIT outta me

[animedude752]

screw silent hill and resident evil. this is what gave me nightmares

[Fr0zen14]

yeah the colonel had me shitless when he started to get errie

[CybermeN100]

when i frist playe this part n when he said turn the game of now i actualy did it lol

[MrCigarilloFiend]

@CybermeN100 haha me too i reached to turn it off and was like wait whats going on then the rest of the codec calls had me stuck in my seat. thought a ghost was in my ps2 lol

[TAWEEYZZ]

you got a PSG-1 you can use that aginast sniper wolf hurry up and save meryl...when i heard that i said to myself....good times :D

[TAWEEYZZ]

i heard that when i was 12 and when iwas listening to the colonel i actually shut the game off because i was scared out of my mind xD

[Tonimon13]

0 people were north american fall webworms in their past lives ಠ_ಠ

[Tonimon13]

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink in hara-kiri rock. I need scissors, 61

[Totallyfizzle]

Raiden's face throughout the whole thing = ಠ_ಠ

[Blockization]

Hara-kiri is now pronounced "hairy carey"

[DXSnakeEater]

Wow, when that thing happened with Rose at the end, that was freaking scary, but priceless. XD

[natsouie]

hey that guy his crazy..

i havent been in this part yet..

spoilers.

[schuf1]

Best gaming moment ever!

[trainwreck2k2]

This part had me freaking out. I was creeped out.

[Djstudiosgold]

You wouldn't be trying to get yourself a bogus score using some ingenuous trick are you?

Me: *trying super mario 64 stairs glitch* um...maybe

[Intoxiqated]

6:55 I've played just about every Metal Gear game save the Portables and I don't know what hes talking about. Is it Ocelot during the torture warning you not to use auto-fire?

[Virgil077]

Anybody here actually turn off their console?

[Intoxiqated]

@Virgil077 No but when he started talking shit saying I had nothing else to do with my time I was like "FUCK YOU, JERKOFF! I HAVE A LIFE"

[gamegeek85]

@Virgil077 my friend did when he was really stoned, had me LMAO because the poor bastard hadn't saved in like an hour.

[DemonPazuzu666]

5:33

Sounds like my mother...

[GrandyRopless1]

@DemonPazuzu666 See? they're everywhere..

[KidChaos878]

I need scissors! 61!

[higvaytohell]

did you saw the naked girls on radar

[Tenacityful]

@MeiReiNeko They didnt just break it, they Demolished it, Built it back up, got a wrecking ball and Demolished it again. ^.^

[Zaroon115]

So Is the Colonel that was in MGS1 even in MGS2? Because from what I understan the Colonel in this game isn't real...

[shebzydon]

i actually turned my PS2 off when the colonel said to haha... felt like a dick afterwards :P

[DavidPennable]

just call him 2.5

[adrianying]

PS'G'1 -___-

[MeiReiNeko]

WOW... that's some serious fourth wall breaker..

[Bankotsu897]

Kojima you are a genius

[Mazewaliztli]

nice audio

[TehXProductions]

Skeleton face made me quit MGS2..

[DavidPennable]

@TehXProductions I thought skeleton face looked like bush's tsa naked body scanner saved and hidden in plain sight? but hey I wear a foil hat

[ginny2145]

who ever wrote the colonel's final moments must have been smoking some serious crack

[vargulf19]

Kojima really knows how to fuck with the player. By making actual references to the game and system it makes it seem like it is beyond the three walls and broke through...I remember being a kid playing MGS and the psycho mantis controller thing freaked me the fuck out. I played MGS 2 2 days straight no sleep and when this happened I started spazzing out...

[Fett600]

"Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi." These names are apparently what Gray Fox says when around offscreen, and are the names of train stations of the Myōken Line, operated by Nose Electric Railway in the Kansai region of Honshū, Japan.

[mierzhen]

@Fett600 didn't know that, nice find

[OceanicCactus]

Meryl stabbed us in the back, yo~!

[OceanicCactus]

GLORY!  LMAO!

[tofugoast]

@coolguy02536 Interestingly enough, he's listing the names of train stations located in Japan run by "Nose Electric Railway"...type that up in Wikipedia and you'll find the stations listed in the same exact order...Pretty weird

[DDCommentaries]

GOD DAMN IT COLONEL! THIS IS WHY WE DON'T SMOKE OPIUM BEFORE A FUCKIN MISSION?!

[jakesteven1980]

There is something wrong with Colonel Campbell. He must've gone into something crappy in his head.

[tofugoast]

Usually the "purple stuffed worm" codec gets all the spotlight, but I laughed so hard at 3:14

[coolguy02536]

do you know if those are real words? i doubt it, but they seem to be some sort of japanese.

[NLmitchieNL]

raiden is still epic when hes naked xD

[glenngunnerzero]

2:28

Best line from the Colonel I ever heard.

[UnconciousHippie]

I NEED SCISSORS 61!!!!!

[Sezlarr]

I fucking love this game. =)

[96JWillis]

@Sezlarr how can u not love this game

[klimsy99]

I didn't understand all that "variety level 13" stuff but now I do :)

[SethGueko2008]

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

[mit7y]

-.- creaped me out  -.-

[aledelpierox]

so the little handsome boy scene in MGS4 did come out from the last 5 seconds of this video after almost ten years of it .. man just wow at how Kojima is such an inventive person

[TwilightWolf2508]

1:35 - MGS4 moment as well.

[taggerung15]

i hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock. i need scissors! 61!

BEST RANDOM LINE EVER

[blueriderccx]

I remember the image of Snake doing his halo jump from the first MG.

I remember the Genomes fighting from Special Missions.

PGS1 Meryl line, I remember from MGS.

The part when he mimics the Ninja from MGS: "Myuokenguchi" and the other Japanese train stations he names.

Good nostalgia.

[Jecht111]

Rose ending part was scary as shit

[Brandon5l9]

anyone know what game colonel is talking about when he says "infiltrate fortress galuade and destroy metal gear"

[JechtX]

@Brandon5l9 That's from the Game Boy Metal Gear Solid: Ghost Babel

[PythonSnake]

@Brandon5l9 I think that's Metal Gear Ghost Babel, a Gameboy elseworld that has the same plot structure but with different characters. You should look it up on WIkipedia, I'm too lazy now.

[mint090]

haha.. i was kinda scared at this crazy shit.. lol

[R8erNation636]

Huhuh... Raiden can't enter the hanging mode... huhuhuhh...

[numbuh745]

Favorite call: 2:27

"I need scissors! 61!" That line kills me!!

[algamer07]

Lol this scared the hell out of me at first. Turn on the power now...just creepy and scared the hell outa me I had to call my cousin who let me borrow it and ask if that was normal lol.

[Krongito]

at any moment

[punkymunky23]

This had such a big impact on me, I've considered getting a "scissors 61" tattoo. =)

[UnknownNoob1]

I know that. Mgs is a diferent game... When he told me to turn the game console off, i actually did... -,- Thought he was serious and all. Later on i started to see all off the cutscenes, and that fuking old man was just messing with me =(

Yeah... The skeleton face is FTW, the best part is when you are fighting the metal gears, and you codec him. MIND THE GAP BASTARD!!!!!!!!

[J0nnyallen3]

creepy shit wen i played

[siemka321]

i first laughed at funny calls but after that i freaked out i was playing in the middle of the night

[judoandpeace]

i rember playing this at night/early morning

it sacred the shit out of me man

the skeleton face and the turn off the video game thing, scared me likes

[DarkLinkOfHyrule]

I know omg i was the return of genola thing and hari kari rock creeped me out.

[DDCommentaries]

@judoandpeace Yeah same. I remember for the rest of the codec calls i would just spam O until all of the conversation was over haha

[vargulf19]

@judoandpeace This whole thing reminded me of THX 1138

[96JWillis]

@judoandpeace me too xD

[STimmortal]

@judoandpeace same thing here man, so unexpected O.o

[animedude752]

@judoandpeace i know man

[XzWiLBURzX]

@judoandpeace yeah man i was like 9 whn i played this it scared the fuck outta me

[Djstudiosgold]

@judoandpeace That was subtle compared to what rosemary's eyes did to me

[Diandredofus]

@judoandpeace You're ruining your eyes playing so close to the TV... I was like 10 cm from it..

[Kingtunice]

yea when i played this at eleven i thought my game was possessed.....

im nighteen now.....this is fav part in the game

[foxhound1029]

AYM CARREN YER BEHBEE

[daphneven]

lol, wtf XD

[anit0523]

lol xD I remember playing and being really confused. Those were so funny.

oh you left out the ones from the boss fight. :(

[bradders44]

lol the sniper wolf bit

[KuichikiByakuya]

That scene where Rosemary reveals herself to Raiden makes me really hate Rosemary. Man i hate almost all the females in this game, Naomi because she keeps being a traitor to everyone and injected snake with FOXDIE god she just wont make up her mind, Sunny because she's a child prodigy. and Rosemary for being such a bitch faker.

[foxhound1029]

what about meryl?

[decmac09]

meryl fucked off to that fag akiba who shits himself

[Zephyr16]

she was fine until that random crap happened. How do you go from badass snake to shitass johnny, seriously? o_O

[RaggyRog]

Accelerated aging... lots and lots of accelerated aging...

[takeda155]

lol badass to shitass

[msupermario7]

so this IS part of the game? ohh fuck that its too trippy for me i cant beat it

[pompy4life]

the real colonel was taken hostage by the patriots and this is a artifital program called GW which has an AI of  the colonel which speaks to raiden so in a way radien was speakin to the patriots

[punkymunky23]

Kojima is a GOD.

[UberGoggleBogglez]

This is no the real colonel, it was a program set up by the patriots!

The real colonel was not involved at all.

[sedyo100]

Damn Creepy...

[TheLink232]

Hi everone I was about 14 when I first played MGS2 and at this point I was so freaked out with the story I almost fainted when I saw the "colonel"'s transmissons.

[msupermario7]

same here ooooh fuck so scary

[foxhound1029]

i was 10 and i pissed myself.

[schuf1]

LOL @ "I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky."

That was in MGS4, too.

[hatchhyjack]

yes, i know. do you know what this means...

[indiansoph59]

probably when he was abducted by the patriots to get his dna

[foxhound1029]

its the sun.

[Kikinutkiksass]

i was about 9 or so 1st playing this, i thought my game was broken so i kept turning my ps2 off and cleaning the disc, it scared the shit out of me. what other games can fuck with you like that? this is one of the reasons why mgs2 is the best game ever.

[msupermario7]

what happens affter she says shes pregnat?!?!?! TELL ME!!!

[neckarsulme]

you get your gear back

[KilliKilliPower]

go play Mgs4 and you'll find out.

[DannyFerrari]

Some comedy potential Clnl Campbell has.

[zombiehorde99]

this makes me wanna play it now :(

[zombiehorde99]

"i hear its amazing when the purple stuffed worm from flapjaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on hari-kari rock, i need scissors! 61!"

best part :]

[Malk64]

made me shit myself

[Pearlcussion]

1:29 = XD

[pornocollection]

Where's the one where cambell turns into a skeleton? That one shit me up

[HubertRupert]

yeah, yeah! right! that scared me out xD

[kyle2day]

<3 5:44 onwards lol.

[Farflonger]

lol AYEM CARYYINGG YERR BEBEEEE lol priceless

[Luigifan14]

Seriously. XD

What a way to end this video.

[xseantheprawnx]

the guy who made this must be very... random? maby??... btw this always creeps me out but some of it makes me laugh (i hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in the flap-jaw space with the tunning fork does a raw blink on hara-kari rock. i need scissors! 61!) i mean what the hell is that all about lol

[liamg93]

when i was younger he used 2 scare me lol

[UKJrocker]

same back wen I was like 10 lol made me cry xD

[HubertRupert]

lol, the same for me xD