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  • Big ass man pigeon..

  • How is this related to Beardyman? is it cus how random it is?

    

  • Ostrich,"what is this specime-OW!..

    What is this specime-OW!

    What is this specime-Ouch!"

  • Oh my god, I've been to this same drive-through safari, and had an ostrich try to break through my window then too! This was in '97 or so, it's crazy that a decade later, it's still going on.

  • "Im gonna fuck both yall up over a pen"

  • I would of opened the door and let it in

  • dammit i was gonna make a pen joke

  • When I figure out how to break this window....Imma fuck bothe of yall up over a goddamn pen.

  • HE does that to all of the cars, I have the same video of him doing it to my car.

    Tons of fun at Lion Country Safari right in my neighborhood.

  • "when i catch ya, ima fuck both of ya up!"

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT ISSS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • There ain't a lot of room for brains in those things.

    

  • drive thru safaris are awesome. way more exciting than a zoo.

  • did u kno that ostrich eyes r bigger than their brain? o.O

  • Looks like my grandmother.

  • @JoeysGaming thats fuckd up man.

  • You get this? :DDD hahahah

  • ya'll should've raced it

  • let me guess yall threw a pen at it?

  • like a dinosaur 

  • The ostrich was trying to get Kevin Hart. LOOOOOOL

  • steal its egg!!!!!

  • wtf is that? its like a big ass man pigeon

  • who else watched this after watching kevin hart?

  • @Jared2324 mee!! mee! LOL

  • @Jared2324 i literally just watched the kevin hart bit, got on youtube and searched ostrich attacks.

  • Glass nom om om nom nom glass nom nom

  • hell naw lmao pop pop poip pop pop pop pop pop pop make sure u drive ova 60 mph cuz he will get u ova a goddam pen

  • Yeah I went 2 sixflags wif my frends and there was a safari drive thru so we went and an ostrich did the xact same thing to us. I hav a vid...

  • and suddenly forcefield.

  • Their memory must last less than 0.1 seconds to keep doing the same thing again and again

  • It's Penelope Cruz! :-))

  • Hmm, I still liked it better when it the T-Rex did it XD

  • You don't even......know what it is. It's a big ass man pigeon.

    Ostrich: When I catch ya'll, Imma fuck both yall up.

  • I would literally shit my pants I have an ostrich fobia.

  • we he catch yall he goin fuck yall up lol

  • ostrich: I TOLD YALL I WAS GONNA FUCK YALL UP !!

  • Thumbs u if Kevin Hart got you here

  • looks like kevin hart stopped the car

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  • @diviawesome they are NOT mean! and i happen 2 be a HUGE fan of ostriches! if you hate them so much, then y did u watch this?! :(

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  • @diviawesome So? that was only 1 not every ostrich in the world!!! some of them could be nice!!! sheesh.

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  • @diviawesome Please tell Me, why Do You capitalize The First letter Of Random words?

  • @NationalEXE Growing up, I did that often. Is really often based on a person typing with a similar inflection as they think verses typing correctly.

  • @NationalEXE Not that it matters... ;)

  • i guess the ostrich wanted you to feed him...

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  • like if you looked this up because of Kevin Hart

  • xD

    

  • ostriches=best dork faces in animal kingdom...everytime i see one...i piss myself laughing

  • haha I think all birds like pecking at hard surfaces...my chickens and ducks do that too

  • <3 lol

  • did ya throw a pen at it?

  • the ostritch was like "imma fuck both yall up!" lol

  • I would be like "oh **** lets get the **** outta here!!

  • I'd start fapping my cock, so sexy birds!

  • probably threw an ink pen at it

  • Wait I didn't know that Jurrasic park actually existed.

    ... wow Damn nature you Scary

  • I've caught y'all.. now I'ma fuck BOTH y'all up!

  • ....don't tell me ya'll threw a pen at it....

  • @HueyEscobar56 and it started chasing them at 60 mph with its body facing forward and its head looking at them and prlby the way he way looking hes like when i get you imma fuck both of yall uhp............

    kevin hart............

  • @HueyEscobar56 Haha Kevin is hilarious!

  • @HueyEscobar56 kevin hart lol

  • @HueyEscobar56 lol kevin heart

  • @HueyEscobar56 ROFLLLLLLLLLLL BEST COMMENT EVERR LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @HueyEscobar56 ahahahahahha

  • @HueyEscobar56  HAHA KEVIN HART MAN

  • Yeah, I'm seein' dat

  • give him his bacon and hi'll leave.

  • omg i think he is a rare osama bin ostrich, you better open the door or he will blow up ur car

  • I would open the door and duel that ostrich like a real man would...

  • When I Catch Y'all , Ima Fuck Both Of Y'all Up :)

  • @MrsBarbieDollLove lmao isnt he a funny lil man

  • aaaw so cute~

  • Watching this while listening to the The Lost World: Jurassic Park soundtrack? :D

  • lawl at the 'eat popeye's chicken today' that showed up at the bottom of the video

  • Dude... It's a llama.

  • now when i catch both of ya,im fuck both of ya up

  • like if you viewed this because of kevin hart :D

  • you could see after everytime it hit the glass it sayd:''oww''. check it

  • Ostrich: I left my Doritos Nigguh.

  • @AndrewIsScootering XD LMAO!

  • ostrich from familyguy: HAHAAAAAAA..

  • @LilMenace68 oh yeah. from the two and a half men piss take

  • Ostritch: The force is strong with this invisible wall.

  • @ADRENELINEDUDE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!

    :)

  • LET ME IN DAD ITS FUCKING FREEZEING dad: shut the hell up! ostrich: >:O?? PECKS WINDOW MHMMM NUM NUM NUM IMA EAT YOU!!!!1

  • He actually has so small intellegence that he actually thinks that he gets food into hes mouth and tries to swallow it. Look at it, it picks, then swallows.

  • i would open the door and biacht slap her and say to her : "what da F... do you want biacht ?"

  • Big ass man pidgeon!

  • Honk the horn lmao

  • well i think that people gave food to the ostriche.

  • he probably sees his reflection. it used to be great fun to watch robins attack my ex's truck.  one of these days he'll get those bastards!

  • 7 people got Hi-jacked by an ostrich.

  • It's trying to eat you wth..

  • haha

  • lolzz

  • Its so cute x3

  • he deserves a seat

  • "Jesus christ its an ostrich get in the car!"

  • if it was really trying to get in, it wouldve used its leg to smash the window

  • when i catch yall imma fuck both yall up

  • @mabo612 XD Kevin Hart FTW

  • God *slam* damn *slam* It *slam* why *slam* wont *slam you fucking *slam* break?!?!!?

  • He gotz pretty eyelashez.

  • wow the snozzberris tast like snozzbeeeis

  • AND THEY TELL US DONT PICK ON THE GLASS IN THE ZOO'S.

  • when i break this window im a mess you up!

  • Please don't tap the glass.

  • Ostrich: YOUR DOOMED !!!

  • WELL THIS WINDOW IS CERTAINLY DELICIOUS.

  • that's a big ass man-pigeon

  • @PGMuzic YES LOL KEVIN HART IS THE FUNNIEST... I MEAN WHY WUD YU THROW A PEN AT IT IF IFIF WE DONT EVEN KNOW WAT IT IS....LOL

  • Ostriches can be scary.

  • Somebody in that car threw a pen at it...

  • @IceAwU1st Ha....Kevin Hart...hilarious

  • @IceAwU1st

    that's just wrong. one of them might swallow it. dumb bastards. bird was saying "hey get out here and pick up your trash you litter bugs!

  • LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT GIRAFFE! WOW!

  • Awww, it's kinda cute! :)

  • im waiting for it to go ha haaa

  • that's one stupid bird

  • @pollaris29 hahaha 

  • @pollaris29 actually, the Ostrich probably has a very good reason for doing so. Like idiots and jackasses going in there then feeding the Ostriches from their car. Since I've actually seen animals get inside cars looking for food at places like that.

  • @MacThompsonBrown relax man we are just kidding.

  • @MacThompsonBrown

    check out some of the 'bears breaking into cars' videos.

  • when i catch yall both...ima fuck both yall up

  • birds are so fucking stupid

  • @rasmusalpi -

    Birds are not stupid! I own two parakeets and they are very intellegent!

  • @Susukeyup5555555 classic vegetarian comment

  • @rasmusalpi -

    I am not a vegetarian, I am very much a carnivore....

    Besides, what the hell has that got to do with me saying bird's are intelligent? 0.o;

  • @rasmusalpi

    i'm not a vegitarian. i do know that some birds are quite smart. just like with the primates. some primates are smart, you are stupid.

  • @jen8933 good for u and ur race

  • @Susukeyup5555555 Take a joke lol

  • @xiiDizzy -

    Well, its quiet hard to tell if it was a joke... hence this is over the computer and emotions are not as rich.

  • @Susukeyup5555555

    he's never known a bird personally or watched or studied or paid any attn what-so-ever.

  • i bet thats one of the orstriches from Dude Wheres My Car

  • Which one of you mofo threw that pen at me

  • I SAID GET OUT THE CARRRRRRRRR

    I SAID THIS AINT A PARRRRRRRR

  • when i catch both of ya iima fuck ya up

  • Dude let's face it, why you stole that ostrich's car?

  • "sry sir, ostridge damage is not covered"

  • You should have snapped its neck and ate it 'fried ostrich' sounds good!!! :)

  • "His body facing that way, his head was facing our way"

    -Kevin Hart

  • This seriously scares the shit out of me hahaha I can't even watch it

  • It's like the TRex scene from Jurassic Park...

    ...after 65 million years of tyrannosaur evolution...

    Yeah

  • "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum......WINDOW TASTE LIKE FOOD!"

  • big man pidgeon...

  • @GeTemDezLe che it is!!

  • I would open the door :D

  • @QwertySkill OSTRICHES ARE AWESOME

  • the creature appears to be emitting a pyschic forcefield... this calls for drastic measures... *bite*

  • now dats a big ass bird i woulda shit myself

  • It thinks you're food.

  • Dude! Thats a llama!

  • lolll get me outa heeeeeeeeer bitch i said let me in the car motherfucker i mean nowwwww

  • hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa=)))))))))­))))))))))))))))

  • these snoz berries taste like snoz berries

  • idiot

    

  • thumbs up if this remind you of kevin harts stand up about the ostrich

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  • awww isnt the ostrich just the cuttest thing ever!? <3

  • ITS A GIANT MAN PIDGEON

  • @tralynTM lol kevin hart!!!

  • @tralynTM lmfao kevin hart

    

  • LMFAO! 

  • It's like pleez let me in I wanna leave this he'll house

  • i want to ride one at like 40 mph

  • ''WHAT! WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT!! HU WHAT I TAKE ON BOTHA U!!!'' - Same thing happened when i went to Detroit

  • Trust me they always do that! Once I opened my window and it attacked me!

  • i can haz hoomanz

  • "NO NO! TAKE ME WITH YOU!"

  • if iwere u id let it in xD

    i want a pet ostrich <3

  • you know it wouldnt of done that if you didnt hold food up to the window.

    look your abusing it. pretending to give it food.its obvious cause its trying to swallow what it cant get.

    SHAME ON YOU

  • let me just put this out there: ostriches are douchebags

  • aahahhahahahahah

  • Ostriches have a weird desire to peck so FAILURE TO PECK

  • I am Bob! Fear me! For I will eat you! .... Right after I get throguh... crap.

  • bite the forcefield! bite the forcefield!