Russell Brand in NYC - Death Threats

[loadedjogger]

I'LL SLICE YOU FROM NAPE TO CHOPS

[derrenlegendbrown]

"You had me at Bitch Boy!"

#LMAO

[derrenlegendbrown]

hahahhah Americans....

[lhoe11love]

oh dear god i'm crying! this is amazing!:) love russell!!!

[WhiteWinterWolfXKiba]

...you had me at "bitch boy"! >;} ohoho~<3

[lostfan73]

"Hold on...if Bully-Defender was wearing glasses, wouldn't he just be Patrick??"

HAHAHAHAH I'm crying with laughter right now.

[kattatonicstupor]

I love that he's always laughing

[SuperUltraPwner69]

The only part of this video that was even remotely funny was that "The Jonas Brothers are not having sex" bit. I'm sorry, but Russell is just NOT FUNNY!

[ReportedTV]

@SuperUltraPwner69

Shut up bitch boy

[111Hammond]

who the fuck do you think you are?

Im Russell

Punk Russell Fag Brand, How can I help you?

XD lol

[NeverShoutKeeley]

Once You've Dropped Dead, You Can't Then Die.

i Laughed So Hard On Tht Part! x]

[HarriStar98]

I freaking love Russell Brand, he makes me proud to be British! -3

[SebastienCade]

@HarriStar98

LOL Russell makes you proud to be British? Oh dear...

[ButSheSaidSheWas18]

The tipping point part was hilarious, bitch boy!

[shayla0216]

"you had me at bitch boy" makes me laugh everytime

[DoomsdayLee13]

Who is he?

"I'm Russell~!"

Still love it.

[ANDREAK47]

Russel Brands Alias: Super Shagger

[shammillionair89]

thats funny whiteboy7thst

[SteezyTweek]

Whiteboy7thst??

[isaikid]

"not if the death threats are anything to go by" hahaha!

[isaikid]

@sk8r4lifeyo thanks skater! it was killing me not knowing what that was cos i knew it was funny just by this bastard's crazy context!! HAHAHA!

[isaikid]

haha! @Xxharrypottergleekx LOL!!



[isaikid]

haha! @harry potter!!!! LOL!!!

[ScreamToWin1]

Sincerely,

Bitch Boy

Hahaha

[lilmissmusic2012]

WHO THE *BLEEP* DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I'M RUSSELL!! 8D This guy is funny!!!

[rakuencallisto]

@ventures58 so good.

[isaikid]

what is filatia??

[NekoWithAttitude]

@isaikid Oral sex

[lilymacsification]

@isaikid it's fellatio....oral sex on a man

[savetheworldSoRa]

@isaikid FILATIO.

[sk8r4lifeyo]

@isaikid Fillacio is the act of oral smex.

[sk8r4lifeyo]

@isaikid *fellatio. I apologize for my spelling error xp

[xXBaileyBailXx]

"I don't care about the queen either, she's just a little woman in a shiny hat!"

[McFudge93]

I can locate an elephant. 

[gyspygitana]

"WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

"I'm Russell!"

HAHAHA

[rakuencallisto]

@gyspygitana hhahahhahahah

[Twiggyay]

Sexy as fuck.

[katrina947]

His mannerisms are fucking lovely!

[coldcrushkilla3000]

thumbs up if you googled every huge word this guy used!

[Sleightofhandsz]

this nigga is wild

[kraftyandskittle]

lmfao... DROP DEAD AND DIE!!!

[ChChCherryXbOmB]

i see why katy perry loves him, he's funny and charming

[heathenulv]

Lmao so funny

[spankysunshine]

i love that lil kick

[TheNinjaChick100]

@PERIZ99 Whiteboy has arrived everyone!!!:D

[McNugget06]

His stand up sucks.

[someguytb]

lol hey look at that..... 21 dislikes... i bet there the ones that wrought the death threats

[AntonioRepiso]

I love Russell but to be honest I've always thought he excels in unscripted interviews the most as it gives him the platform to express his charisma, wit and charm most fluently, but i have to say this stand-up was hilarious.

[soothslayer21]

What does he say at 1:28?

[PuNkBeCtH88]

turn it down and look over there. XD only Russell Brand!

[georginasworldd]

Who do you think you are? I'M RUSSEL!

[dannymaff54]

5:33 "Open..." lol

[000570]

He has some funny jokes but he needs to work on his delivery, it seems so exaggerated and artificial. He also reminds me of my most annoying friends.

[Siobhanxo95]

this video had me at bitch boy ;)

[REfanbrookieboo23]

ahaha there is no point on sending threatening emails to russell, coz he'll just take the piss out of you and make you sound like a twat xD

[Trillian1982]

Why the fuck do you think you are?!

I'm Russell :D

hahaha

[ninjaberry24]

YOU HAD ME AT BITCH BOY~ AHHAHHA

[PERIZ99]

This guy's such a queer; A heck of a "token" wife though..I just wonder when he's going to come out of the ol' closet.. : )

[Trillian1982]

@PERIZ99 Oh shutup, he's godamn sexy & hilarious & he has the hottest wife on the planet..i think maybe you're just a bit jealous

[PERIZ99]

@Trillian1982 LOL..! I don't think so mate.. :>)

[MrCricket90]

You really don't know russel brand or his up bringing do you you cunt :) have a nice day.

[PERIZ99]

@MrCricket90 LOL..That really got to you, didn't it..?!! I didn't mean to hurt your queer sensibilities, but the fact that you're from that little island called england (lower case "e") makes it all OK..!!

By the way, say hellooo to that old cow you call your queen... :D and your fellow queer...Queen charles (lower case "c")...!! Byeee,,!

Hope to hear from you...Very, very soon..!!! : )

[MrCricket90]

No not really .. 8 year olds with misconseptions of the world such as yourself make me laugh :)

[PERIZ99]

@MrCricket90 "Not really"...?! LOL..! That means you haven't come out of the closet, you stupid fool..!

It's pathetic wimps like you that perpetuate the low opinion the world has of your little island...

Say..I just thought of something..! You presume to be quite the authority on this queer's life; why don't' you pen his biography and life in the United "Queendom" ..LOL.. :D I may just sit down, have some "crumpets"...And NOT read it..!!! :D

[MrCricket90]

And how have you arrived at the conclusion that the world has a low opinion of this country .. Coming from you :P ahaha a country that gave the world nothing apart from tax dodgers? great. crumpets ... who the fuck eats them seriously. And the reason why i know so much is because there was a programme on and he opened up about his life :) And what if we have a queen ?? doesn't do us any harm. cant have that low of an opinion of 2 billion people watched the royal wedding :)

[MrOpinion8ted]

@PERIZ99 Everytime anyone mentions their country is better on YouTube and it becomes some international keyboard warrior fight... I really can't understand how a general land mass allocated a name can really be much greater than another.. I assume it's some odd kind of compensation you derive from this so... no stop trying to amuse yourself you have a small penis get over it.

[PERIZ99]

@MrOpinion8ted Ha..! Your Mum didn't think it was small when I stuck it up her ass last night..!! :D

[MrOpinion8ted]

@PERIZ99 No she didn't... and yes you do...

[mjbook89]

what is wrong with all u people...lmao...this guy is funny....and you guys have way too much time on your hands.lololol.

[TortureCouture]

This is my first comment EVER (capitals, scream it), to say that if you don't like someone, why watch their video? haha Comedy is about satire, making fun, saying shit other people are afraid to. The end.

[BringDaniTheHorizonn]

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I'm Russell :D

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

GET A LIFE BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING UGLY. REALLY, NO SHIT, YOU'RE FUGLY. Free-styling now :L

[JTH850KID]

@LOLjkSTFUffs you need to shut ur fuckin mouth u have no first amendment! keep ur comments to urself! if he really cared what you think then he wouldnt be RUSSELL BRAND so eat me bitch

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

@JTH850KID It's a quote from what he said as part of his stand-up featured in this video; not a dig at Russell Brand. You're so stupid it hurts.

[horohorosrin]

@LOLjkSTFUffs I like how that person never responded to you. I lol'd.

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

@horohorosrin I also like that :P

[XxharrypottergleekxX]

whiteboy made 19 accounts to dislike this video :P

[CulleNeko]

"Say what you like about me. And condemn Parliment if you wish... but at your PERIL do you besmirch the name of Elizabeth Windsor! I'll slice you from nape to chops!!"

LOL!

[omgitshillary]

WHOA, WAIT, @BullyDefender IS ON HERE?! :D YOU'RE SO CREATIVE! ATTACKING A COMEDIAN LIKE THAT!! OMG I WANNA BE JUST LEIK YOUUUU!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!1111!!!!!­1

[Zed1967]

If you are a guy it's not actually gay to find Russell sexy, it's the same with George Clooney. I mean, who wouldn't want to be Russells bitch boy. ;)

[InSilenceOfEchos]

@Zed1967 No sane person would...cause he's an idiot...and he kinda pedo looking

[Zed1967]

@InSilenceOfEchos

I wasn't actually aware that paedophiles have a dress code but thanks for the info. :)

[InSilenceOfEchos]

@Zed1967 I try to do my part

[zeeitak]

Is it just me or does he look a lot like Captain Jack Sparrow at times?

[Xnjzfyneztx]

OMGGGG i did not know this guy was so fukng brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im dying laughing !~

[sunsetsunflower]

'white boy isnt going to take time off of his crystal meth addiction and racism'

[olehxo]

i don't care about the queen either, she's just a little ol' lady in a shiny hat!

[mslolo516]

Haters! Jump off russell's cock.. He's tuff -3

[BullyDefender]

@J060191 Is it my fault you live in a basement and never saw him before? Feel free to speak your opinion, by all means. Just remember that after you do so, I shall be free to speak mine and call you a stupid fucktard whose taste is up your ass.

This is hilarious, but I'm sure your foreskin is very funny too. Still, Russell only rehearsed this routine 100 times, and you've been rehearsing your foreskin for years by wanking off to ChicksWithDicksDOTcom every night, so you have a big advantage.

[911sheeple]

@BullyDefender, I found YOU! So here you say you can SPEAK YOUR MIND, But I can't? You report ME to YT for speaking the TRUTH that yes, JEWS DO RUN AMERICA, yet you blast other people with profanity?

I am afraid, I am gonna have to report YOU!

[BullyDefender]

@911sheeple You "found" me? I wasn't lost, dumbass! And yes, I CAN speak my mind and you CAN'T, since you haven't got a mind! And YES I CAN report you and I DID! YES I can blast others with profanity, YES. Nothing wrong with that at all! Totally LEGAL! BUT RACISM is against the Hate Laws and you can actually go to jail for it. So please hurry this process up, and save them the trouble of looking up the link I gave to your page, by writing them directly. Page gone, and you in prison! BAM! BAM!

[911sheeple]

@BullyDefender Knock Knock, I am STILL HERE! And you are Gonna Love my 2 latest videos as I made them Just for YOU! I think YouTube will LOVE me for so many Hits in just a few days. But I see you have some Killer Videos Up! Somebody' Elses!

And since your panzy ass England needed the USA's Help defeating HITLER shouldn't you be wanking me about now? I shaved a special Hitler Mustache Down There just for You!

and You hate me, so I guess you broke your own Law. HATE...is a HUMAN EMOTION. Clown.

[omgitshillary]

@911sheeple Uhm. . .Actually it wasn't just England that need reinforcements. . .France kind of got it's ass handed to them during WWII and therefore England's ally was taken out. . .

[InSilenceOfEchos]

@omgitshillary he never once said England was the only one that needed help from the US in WWII...

[BullyDefender]

@J060191 If you're not enjoying it, why don't you click over, turn it down, or look over there? so many options!

See, Russell was talking about idiots like you! LMAO!!

[BullyDefender]

SCREW YOU, RUSSELL!!

[thetitanicrosedawson]

@BullyDefender GO FUCK YOURSELF HE IS A FUNNY/SWEET MAN SO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM THAT WAY LIKE HIS IS A CHILD RAPEIST

[BullyDefender]

@J060191 If you got it I'd think it was hilarious, douche!

[MrJuno6]

Over rated rubbish,

[BigSisterSays]

@MrJuno6 Your just jealous! Fuck off and die!

[BullyDefender]

@MrJuno6 fuck off and die!

[KanamesYuki01]

Who the eff do you think you are? I'm Russel! Lmao!

[GayGeneral]

@J060191 you sound like one of those idiots sending him a death threat

[BullyDefender]

@GayGeneral And just who do you think you're calling an idiot, mate?

[sslerette33]

sooooooooooooooooo hot

[thedoomknight34]

to much chease

[greyreview]

his stand up is so weak now, it's just a self obsessed display that is lapped up by people who confuse humour with attraction

[cuteandseksybabe]

"cause sympathy can usually be converted into fellatio very quickly"

[StarzzColiideeexD]

TOO MUCH CHEESE!

[BullyDefender]

SCREW YOU RUSSELL!

[DjDreadlockdown]

@BullyDefender Lol

[BullyDefender]

@DjDreadlockdown Well actually, I quite like him ;)

[soccerismydrug]

"yours sincerely, bitch boy"

[crystalbluetears]

i love this! hilarious!

[HauntingDarkness1]

I don't speak no dang english, i speak AMERICAN!

[lilypurchase94]

I like the fact that he's intelligent... oh isn't he wonderful haha

[kieran621]

3:38 lol

[BroganMumfordOooft]

i wonder if he ever got a reply off whiteboy :')

[aggzicle]

I actually love this, I can't stop watching it :')

british humour ftW

[soulxsisterx]

YOU HAD ME AT BITCHBOY!

[docnewtonswife]

Love it! And to be completely honest people with closed minds should come with closed mouths.

[ssjtrunks9595]

OMFG!! Is this whiteboy??

Open youtube main page and add this

/user/WhiteBoy7thst

[brewerbumsen]

fake and gay. Also, Russell Brand is completely unintelligible. Jussayin.

[coreenn]

I love this video, I can't stop watching him. Best death threats ever.

[JoshRA]

enh, he's alright, but good lord, his hair looks like a looney tunes gun backfire explosion.

[Amraself]

Russel Brand FTW

[CherstinBovington]

cor, russell brand is everything that is right about the british sense of humor. he's fekking hilarious.

[AkireDee]

"punk-Russell-fag-Brand, how may I help youuuuuuuuuu?"

[XxXSpottedTalonXxX]

AND YOUR PRESCIOUS QUEEN- RIGHT YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE THERE.

[loganmarks89]

Drop dead, then come back as a mouse. Then die a mouse death. Too much cheese.

[AnatloyChessPlayer]

He should play Dr. Frankenfurter!!!!!!

[purplepajamapimp]

I hate 9 people.

[hegpo]

He is a genious! Not a Eddie Izzard, but then again... no one is :-)

[bipinshetty]

I am yet to find humour in above!!!

[gavtankable]

HILARIOUS!!!

[RotorHead2652]

the queen Isnt precious over here .... shes secretly german ha

[KdizzleHswizzle]

i wonder if anybody has ever watched this and been like "HEY! thats MY death threat!"

P.S. remember when i use capitals, my voice is louder

[TheTsnow]

too much cheese!!

[britainbird]

I'll slice you from nape to chops! Lol u can tell he did drugs at some point

[crazyanimefan13]

8 people didnt get their Death Treats read :P

[findkys]

@crazyanimefan13 mmmmmmmm death treats

[crazyanimefan13]

@crazyanimefan13 15 people now, i see. lol

[bamboosa]

I am tempted to devote my life to spamming Mr. Brand's videos but he feeds on that kind of shite.

[whenindoubt20]

Oh my god I just fell in love with this fucker. He is too funny.

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

& i wish people who start arguments about something completely irrelavent to the video would fuck off.

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

he delivers it better on his Scandalous tour I thnik

[deathlikesilence710]

lol i hate foucault

[sam22ish]

''i except bitch boy'' oh russell

[gazzamuso]

Oh cool, an irrelevant Youtube argument which has deviated drastically from the video and proves itself multiple times to be pathetic and boring - my life is complete

[100ghyt]

i love u russell!!! hahaa

[raaaa5]

At your own peril do you besmirch the name of Elizabeth Windsor!

[vashy101]

ate too much cheese

[TheAerochick13]

"You had me a bitch-boy!" *Super manly kick*

[pinkmusiicluva]

"I'll slice you from nape to chops" :D

[errNoNameAtTheMoment]

us brits are the funniest. 

[tadadork]

Remember when I emphasize it with volume, that means its in capitals :]

[scotty]

Beautiful to see Russell Brand making light of this ugly American madness. I'm so tired of those jerks threatening everyone. If only they kill one another and we could be rid of them.

[captwasabi]

@scotty Yeah. We American are sooooooo bad. Never mind that we're one of, if not the sole, stabilizing forces on the planet. Remeber when China was gonna lob a few missilles over South Korea? All the US had to do was send in a few Nimiz class super carriers into the area and suddenly China backs down. Face it Scotty, you're a miserable excuse for a toad who think you're the only one with any right to enjoy the freedoms you have. You don't have any desire to help others achieve that.

[TOXIC00L]

@captwasabi ok ill say this once.

americans don't keep shit together they just stockpile every nuke so nobody else can use them.

whereas they use them to take everything from everyone including freedom.

when america falls ill be the first to take a shot at bush with my shoe.

[captwasabi]

@TOXIC00L Really? Care to take a guess on how many democracies there were pre-1940's and how many there are now raging assclown? The Us has done more to promote freedom than any other country. Seriously though, you're just a moron. We get it.

[TOXIC00L]

@captwasabi try spitting your venom at someone who hasn't lived in america.

[captwasabi]

@TOXIC00L Once you actually learn a little you should stop and see what the world would be like without the US.