Cuica Solo

[rusigyn]

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[SphinctersForever]

Definitely one of the most creepy videos on You Tube. That perverted little devil-horned cuica drum garage contraption, and a pink-shirted zombie with a face like Mr. Potatohead, seemingly really enjoying the whole experience of fisting that thing for seven minutes straight. Wow, I actually thumb-ed this up! It's a benchmark for just how low humanity can go.

[Eycicle120]

Evil has a sound...

[alainacward]

This is incredible.

[GeneCst]

Or much better hahahaha this is a deleted scene from original alfred hitchcock movie Pyscho HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[GeneCst]

Wife: Honey, have you seen the cat?

[sealy123456789]

at least it's better than dubstep

[scandiumtrioxide]

hooties!!!!!

[marcelosp633]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[giversgauntlet]

Never had more fun fisting a drum.

[lordsvarte]

that awkward musical moment

[Ursonmory]

im definetely getting myself one of those, my neighbors gonna love it!

[crudmuncher77]

I love

[lewisgardner93]

hahahahahah

[K3torolaco]

Al fin supe como se llama este instrumento, es el que tocan al inicio de carolina bella, no es asi?

[aechidna]

I..I don't know what going on here. Why is this 7 minutes?

[rad3xl]

The bizarre part: his cuica is broken and cannot sound. He was actually making all those sounds by just pushing air out of his tight closed lips.

[aNdYmAtTeR]

This guy creeps me out. This is what he builds himself up on before a weekly Jack the ripper routine haha?

[ratbagization]

wtf is this shit LOL

[SlipSloop]

I can't breathe

[ogloosh]

Best David Lynch movie ever. 

[AlanColeslaw]

@ogloosh comment of the year

[donbasuradenuevo]

I didn't know musical instruments could be raped.

[DerKommissar01]

Run this simultaneously in 4 or 5 tabs... go ahead... do it. Do it. Doo eeet.

[Lautamb]

Why i had to search for cuica? why? i was happy person

[WoWintosh]

Intense cuica face

[pieissodelicious]

this isn't real.

[tontuyeau]

Can't stop watching it

[drbrunch]

My cat hates it.

[meadslosh]

He's fisting a drum, and it's the worst thing I've ever seen or heard.

[LampLightCarriers]

WOW! This really sucks!

[rick4318]

10 hour version please.

[PsylomeAlpha]

I have concluded that this instrument sounds like an angry goose raping a cat.

[kneektify]

o my god, it feels like my life is over

[thiagordepaula]

this is true Cuíca: Baco da Cuíca

[ExceptionOE]

what the i dont even

[YouPubeist]

so this is what it sounds like to rape a clanger.

[nicholasjames100]

@YouPubeist i actually have tears of laughter reading your comment

[maverickmonster]

@YouPubeist that made me laugh for about 5 minutes



[rick4318]

It was damned irritating but I finally managed to masturbate to this after watching it for the 15th time.

[DerKommissar01]

Open this in 3 or 4 tabs and ride the carousel of madness.

[chosentonessournotes]

@DerKommissar01 After I did this, I laughed for a good 10-15 minutes.

[DrakeMagnum]

@DerKommissar01 it hurts so bad.

[aereoo]

@DerKommissar01 awesome

[PoisonInc]

After I played this, my friend babbled something in Latin then ran down the street. They found his body 3 days later, holding a bloodstained cuica.

[vedelweis]

Such dead eyes! Geezus

[theRealMuseum]

i think my favourite part is 1:11 to 1:26 ..makes me feel like the end of the world is coming..

[theRealMuseum]

impressive stuff.

[fitnessneeded]

I have no words

[darkzerk7]

Sounds like a mentally ill ghost. who is griefing random bypassers.

[dillweed44]

Either he is taking the piss or he is a fucking mentalist... 7 minutes of the same thing (pretty much)!!!

[Pandasiatique]

Looks like he is fistfucking a drum

[vagal456]

catchier than rebecca black

[ThePhilosorpheus]

This is his revenge on the world

[saintlysparrow]

Is it just me, or is he playing a rendition of "Girl from Ipanema"?

Highlights: The sudden horizontal film stretch at 5:41 , and the surprise encore at 6:16 - just when you thought it was finally over! The water cooler is another nice touch.

[imillere]

@saintlysparrow Not sure, sounds more like "Hava nagila" to me.

[rick4318]

@saintlysparrow

2:51 it's not a water cooler, it's another drum.

As for the Girl from Ipanema, it's anyone's guess.

[alangeday]

The lyrics define my life.

[VIctuszaphae]

I fucking love it...!!

[smartface96]

this so kills the cool song i had stuck in my head...

[curonianspit]

Every time I play this a little something inside of me dies

[cjhatesu]

Sounds like a nazi psychological weapon. They have captured the ability to replicate the sound of Julia Childs babbling on through a kitchen wall. They would play this instrument to POWs for days on end to drive them insane.

[boynameddavid]

And I danced all night long

[TokaioKun]

im going to sleep now, bye!

[zolikovics]

Kill Beat :D

[TetragrammatonDK]

Kill it with fire!!

[Vendrof]

It sounds like a humpback whale calling for its mate.

[psychedelicss420]

My buddy plays this in my computer class and we had a sub looking for a retard that got loose. Was epic

[Savage4515]

@psychedelicss420 Lol i was in that class who are uu?

[psychedelicss420]

@Savage4515 Your in my class at anthis?

[Savage4515]

@psychedelicss420 yaaa

[psychedelicss420]

@Savage4515 Ryan

[Fladror]

36 persons don't like real music

[floridacajun2]

@Fladror 131 people think this is real music.

[FreeFireFull]

The instrument looks interesting but the person playing it simply doesn't seem to play it right.

It doesn't look too easy to play, but this just sounds like something dying.

[Vinocaful]

aff quem foi o merda q inventou esse intruemnto?

[Foinnse]

Jesus, it really is amazing the utter shite you can find on the web.....

[amete13]

lol fu@k my ears!!!!!! its like a bunch of monkeys raping monkeys in a truck with squeaking wheels that is driven by a monkey that is receiving a rough oral sex from another monkey...

its good for background music when smokin some pot though, lotsa laugh

[SadiKlostermann]

:-( I feel kinda bad laughing at him, because he SO seems to be into it!! At 2:19 he even lifts his eyebrows and shakes his head in the rhythm of the music - "feeling the melody"... I'm really kinda sorry this became such a laugh... :) Don't give up, you can do it! :)

[berimboy]

As bad as I feel watching this video, can you imagine what his NEIGHBORS feel like?!

[berimboy]

@kaasdewaal

MANY players HAVE mastered this instrument, and trust me, the amazing and highly musical sounds they get out of this instrument are NOTHING like the death-song that this guy is playing. This guy should be incarcerated for impersonating a musician, as well as for setting the cuica back 100 years!

[DisembowelMe]

This is the sound of the impending apocalypse.

[Eycicle120]

I tried 9 tabs of this and it is like the sound of terror.

[kaasdewaal]

I like it. Someone will follow up on the idea and start mastering it and take it to a whole new level - think how the electric bass used to be the most simple instrument - then Jaco Pastorius took it it to a whole new level of playing really fast and melodic and they started slapping on it - and today you get people who do INSANE things with the electric bass - maybe this thing can go there too .. with some tweaking :)

[guava96]

@kaasdewaal This instrument has been mastered a long time ago. Check out Carlinhos da Cuica for starters...This video is a very bad example of how a cuica is to be played...

[V1DEOWRECKER]

it sounds like the same two notes played over and over and over......

[BertAtkinson91]

probably the single creepiest thing on the internet...

[Stormscape32]

Now open 10 windows of this and listen to the orchestra of the damned.

[marcussilvamgs]

This video brings me some suicidal thoughts.

[NewDuppyConqueror]

2:59 puberty vocal change

[chunkylunch]

Thanks. I always wondered what was making this crazy sound amongst the latin percussion. I have to look at the other video now to see if they they are similar. I've always heard only two tones before. Pretty cool solo.

[JesseSpohn]

uh, it looks like he's fisting a dog ... and sounds like he's fisting a dog ... OH GOD THERE'S A DOG IN THERE!

[SphinctersForever]

Wow, this is seriously nuts. It sounds rather horrible, and that dude is one ugly weird-looking freak. This is major Twilight Zone.

[GeneCst]

Let the cat go!! :O(, sounds like grabbing a dog by the balls

[salihadjic]

i don't know why, but i can't stop laughing 

[Hillbilly31091]

Justin Bieber should take some inspiration from this guy...

[nikwuzheer]

How can the camera man film this without shooting him/herself, running away, or laughing their face off?

[benjmalcolm]

congratulations to anyone that can watch a full 7 minutes of this

[JEDI7ACEN]

I came here to see other people play the Cuica, I just found out what it was. This guy needs a band. He looks lonley and depressed.

The guy playing the Cuica on the Cameo Shake your Pants video is mfn jamming on it.

[SoldatSolutrea]

Evil has a sound.

[Annulable]

Poor soundwaves, they're crying...

[KoolDudester]

A David Lynch film.

[Dimewash333]

wow....nightmares for the rest of my life great...cheers

[TheToxicVoid]

HAMMER.

SMASHED.

CUICA.

[TheMonkeynaut]

Add vuvuzela

This is really weird O_0

lol at 6:11

[whatsauce]

Someone actually filmed him too, which is hilarious

[disturbedrocks992]

What is this I don't even...

[dagreatonurinho]

is there actually anyone who made it to 7 minutes? 

[FallIntoWinterr]

@dagreatonurinho 4 times in a row just now. i think there might be something wrong with me.

[crazy8rgood]

@FallIntoWinterr UG ftw?

[FallIntoWinterr]

@crazy8rgood UG FTW

[spartan17696]

Apocalypse now

[Kacen]

I made this site my homepage so every day when I get on the comp all my hopes and dreams are crushed when I open my web browser. It's like a reality check.

[rustOfunk]

Yes!!!!!!!!

[Elintasokas]

How can he do this?! WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO US?!?

[JTBirn151]

What a talented cuicist!

[y0shipia]

ええ加減ウザイ

[heyawhaw]

If your neighbors don't seem to like you, don't necessarily blame the hat or the pink shirt ...

[zizzizzizza]

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

[TheSoundboardGuy]

Don't see how this is creepy...

This definitely won't haunt me dreams like FANTASTIC HEY HEY HEY

[korn12314]

Yes! An instrument you fist to play! Finally something I can excel at!

[IronManPenisBook]

LOL! He looks like Harry Dean Stanton!

[sfour]

ROFL

[Eycicle120]

Please don't quit your day job...

[retroman3000]

great job!

[happygamestvfun1]

love it so mcuh

[cougarkitten42]

I tried the multi tab thing and it as funny as hell

[EvilPudin]

this was so epicly funny, i could barley write anything XD

[MarshallLP25]

pause at 00:03

[Follkuhley]

Will buy one and play it in my garden to madden my neighbours :-)

[NaliniMarcasite]

*presses towels to ears to staunch bleeding*

It burns..

[BuzanTheFear1ess]

i watched it all and lold and grinned the whole time

[dbell23]

Holy F-ing Hell There's 21:30 I can never get back!

[devjana]

how could we, as human beings, allow this to happen?

[littlemute]

omg soo facking sloww... how does he not kill himself from the boredom?

[teroxc]

yea, way too boring :\ why would you put a 7 minute boresolo online? makes no sense.

[FirehawkDriver]

I just wanna cry when watching this

[FrostOnTheBeach]

sweet merciful god, I wanna kick him in the face and make him eat that thing.

[CARALHOENTRAUMNICK]

I wish I were dead while seeing this...

[thumtacks]

I can't believe I just watched the whole thing. 6:10, you think he's done... and then he isn't.

[theslvrbullt]

I don't know how people find this creepy. I was laughing my ass off through the whole thing. The guy looks so serious throughout the whole thing. The weird music just kept me laughing.

[homerfromhelI]

i tried to watch it all the way, but i almost died of boredom/wtf-ness...

i also tried the "multiple tabs of this vid" thingy, and it only made it creepier.

[GeneCst]

This is kind of a personal ritual that Serial killers do before the action, I have no idea how is that you can't hear the "camera man" not laughing, I'll be shaking in his position lol!!, Let the poor cat out of that thing!!!!

[ypud]

This is ace!

[Norwasia89]

totally killa

[soulstargy]

i watch this on a regular basis. had to get my first fix for 2010

[BetinhoSp123]

auhauhauahauhauahuah

[beaulc]

lol! this is so funny

[etona66]

This is the best solo ever!

[adilsonfigueira]

qe bosta

[GloryOfSelene]

You are my idol.

[heyawhaw]

umm ... don't quit your daytime job just yet ...

[Annabelleroks11]

The fuck.

[barnespercussion]

MANEIRO!!!!!!!! gostei pra caramba.

this rules!!!!!!

[TQT500]

WTF is this.

[Pan3405]

using too much dutch weed!!

[Tim92G]

Lmao it sounds like Charlie Brown's mother. Maybe it's trying to speak to us?

[accionsanchez69]

...

[captainhooks86327]

this is soooo sick dude.

[Kelarre653]

O_o

[acdcbag78]

mommy....