iPhones? iPhones? We don't need NO STINKIN' iPHONES!

[Xylogeist]

I always come back to this video after awhile to get a laugh. I have been since 2007. This guy is hilarious...

[LemonZeppelin]

Comedy indeed. I have had a Sony Ericsson C902 for 2 years or more and it is still great. I do not ever really feel the need to check my Facebook or emails when I'm out and about or the need to use a million apps or watch amusing YouTube videos. I leave the house to get away from these things and actually communicate with people, not to update my Facebook status every 5 minutes. But that's just my personal opinion. I'm not saying it's not good coz it can be useful but it's not for me.

[RatPfink66]

lickin gid baby...lickin gid

[Firebert]

It's pretty bad when you have to explain your jokes...

[insanegeekage]

i give it 5 im a cheap bastard phones out of 5

[mexicandj100]

i wish i had an iphone i found one in canadas wonderland and then i got it stolen from me god i miss that phone

[pangulo007]

ima cheep bastard... lol go back in time to get his kind of phone lol

[Hypergluco]

Ty it. You might like it. Instead of reinforcing the gathering opinion that you and your fellow scots are a bunch of miserable, embittered, resentful shits.

[kazekagegaara22]

4 1/2 star :D

[alienbigfoot15698]

we dont need all of this new fucking technology for god sakes just making pointless shit WITH MONEY THIS COUNTREY NEEDS!!!!!!!!

[junevalentino]

yeah and you're just a macfag who thinks he/she's better than everyone else because of a shitty phone that can't even multitask.

[ArthurHutchinson]

Im a Cheap bastard phone lol

[legendarybloodfang]

ZOMG! i WANT THAT IMACHEAPBASTARD PHONE!!!! that phone totally kicks the iphones ass. btw "looking good baby, looking good" XDD

[sorecougar]

I'm watching on my iPhone lmfao!!!!

[mingmuse]

this video makes me want a beer...really really badly..

[frhudgins]

This is great. I saw it years ago. I've remembered it and it still makes me laugh.

[patrickallenprovost]

bell was canadian

[tazru333]

A Canadian of Scottish descent, there are quite a few after all.

[patrickallenprovost]

ye true

[lifeatlast26]

haahahha i love when people who try to correct get corrected. die slow bitch! die slow!

[gameflamer]

isnt buying an iphone cheeper than buying a dog a skateboard and some ducktape you cheep bastard!!

[NIKEairmax564]

being from scotland i have the "im a cheap bastard phone" hahahahahha

[randomme098]

lol i am a iphone rater i have 7 i figured out a way to use sonar the! but cant tell it would be lame because then everyone would use it

[CSIS25]

I'm a cheep bastard phone ROTFL

[BrunoGTAquateen]

looking good baby... looking good....

[andrewfontana]

Sorry Mark, an italian guy called Antonio Meucci invented the phone (it pisses me off because I'm scottish too) he must have had scottish blood in him though, since he didn't pay the ten dollar fee for renewing his patent and Bell got all the hot chicks and the big bucks :D

[Dafooser]

I laughed hard!

I'm a cheap bastard, with my cheap bastard phone. it's got all the things that make it wonderful. Scratches, old ringtones.

It's a chocolate, but it's my chocolate phone. Small and functional. ^-^

[sweetnesscoolio]

Yay! Somebody spelled cheap right!

Most of the comments spell "cheep"

[Dafooser]

Lol, yes. Well, i am pretty well rehearsed in the english language, lol. Off topic. xD

[risib1e]

this video is kinda failing at the whole 5 star thing at the moment so erm. . . .WAY!!

[N495illithian]

I cried of laughing throughout the entire video.

[patchwaysignshop]

lol

[aidzo09]

i rated it 5 'im a cheap basterd phones' out of 5

[kevi8587]

The "I'm a cheap bastard phone" i have that lol XD

[Nerobyrne]

okay, i have to say ... i really like mark day, but this time he's gone just a little too far....saying that this is the best peice of tech stevie wonder ever saw....he is blind...

[VickiO1963]

That wasn't funny.

[MOTOCROSS770]

dude, ur not funny at all!

[ihamzah09]

ur not funni .... hahanot

[LittleWing1985]

lol my phone service is T-mobile and my first two phones were definitely cheap bastard phones, that's why i have a razr now. still not much better tho...

[shiftypedestrian]

ipods are blooming evil enough, and now this? you people arent going to be happy till they stick mp3s straight into your brain

[FlameTheEchidna]

LOL XD

[alexmini123]

if you have a iphone you can only call people with one

[ShaneRudy]

wow ur not dumb

[kanyewestlova]

yes we do need iphones.

[Sophie1234Ess]

Lol 59 secs to 1.02

[Paralyz]

u just cant afford an phone u cheap basturd

[apenneukende]

your just to stupid to understand the joke u dumb basturd

[prostreetjunkie]

i want both especially the iphone

[robisallbyhimself]

Proud owner of an iamacheapbastard phone

[surferboye333]

hahahahahahahaha u rule my dade is scotish

[zafarrs]

everyone here saying that they dnt wnt iphones..

are the ppl who bought or have it already :o

iphone sucks!!! (i hv one and its not that special..ugh)

[DarrenTrerise]

lol wat a legend im a cheap bastard phone... =)

[legendarybloodfang]

omg i want a imacheapbastard phone! rofl!

[GryphonsBard]

Man, you're one hot sexy scotty!

[Scrubs103]

I want an Im-A-Cheap-Bastard-Phone!

[Snipereye64]

i want the im a cheap bastard phone. i have the iphone

[Riptor820]

Haha, I own that phone. I am a cheap bastard.

[Redgrant80]

I wan't a I'm a Cheap Bastard Phone!

[lutasi0]

grahm bell was canadian bitch

[thekkkkiller]

oi i like duct tape and i like ur accent but hey i think your videos are funny... the cheap basterd phone rulz!

[xxallrockxx]

I like the accent!! and soooo true the iphone sucks while the cheap bastard phone is cool :)

:p

[joncrimson]

duct tape! lol!

[BFL1989]

I'm sorry.. the only thing I laugh at when i watch your videos is your accent

[ehsanul]

before michael douglas had rubbed his leathery flesh all over catherine zeta jones!

LMAO!!!! i really was laughing my ass off! :D

[ToastethTheNinja]

Hmm... I wonder why you always sway.

Oh my goodness. "And maybe some ductape." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

[pega57]

I like your accent!

[walshman64]

Just to letchyou know. If you sell out to your burgerKing jew...we'll know.

[cuddlemunsterr]

that was really stupid

[jgcsm]

he is scotish not irish

[jgcsm]

first he is Scotish not irish ,,,,,

[grook]

At least we have a goal.

[kobra094]

Ah You guys gave me bad ratings well too bad I don't care, and the people who think this guy is funny are people who have no lives and there ultimate goal in life is to criticize everything and everybody on earth

[TurMoiL911]

"there ultimate goal in life is to criticize everything and everybody on earth"

Oh, the irony.

[ty03wiz]

pfft...what does thinking this is funny have to do with criticism? youre the one criticising it...

...i just wasted multiple seconds of my life typing out a response to a complete idiot that dosnt care o.0...

[kobra094]

No really I hate you....alot

[kobra094]

I really Hate You

[totallay]

i agrey that guy is a mother fuckin pansy ass bitch shit hole

[CZChriz]

Then why do you watch his vids and comment it :S

[crazeepieman]

the "i'm a cheep bastard" phone! LOL!!!

[HPremembrance]

I watch ur vids on my iphone

[HPremembrance]

Thats so true. My brother lives in scottland and a few months after we got the iphone, it was released there. And he has a cheap phone.

[ChrisSnip]

Cheers!

[eagle1101]

"Creepy Christmas to do list" XD

[isabelleisabr]

lol

[manbitesdog1]

yea that looks good to me!

lmao

[LaKubA]

unfunny...

[legendarybloodfang]

lol he said" im a cheap bastard phone" lol

[PoisonPeachPit]

Holy crap! I have that same phone!

[BillyDOOM23]

I hope cellphones don't give you brain cancer like some people are worried about. I guess that's why I'm glad I don't have one.

[qualqui]

hahahahahahaha..."The cheap bastard celular phone" hahaha...and ya got Khay to imitate Stevie Wonder?!!!!! and at the end where Khay tells ya off, "jus cuz i'm black don't mean i look like SW, cheap irish bastard,thought ya wuz gonna fly me to California! Doesn't get any better dude, ya got ya five stars!

[uallsuck00]

lmao

thats funny as fuck!

[thenewyorker2007]

my grandma has a phone from 1998 and it works better than my phone which is only a year old!

[lipgloss12389]

i need expensive techno DUH

[thelastsanctuary]

I had a I'm a cheap bastard phone from verizon and now I have an iphone

[ninjamitis]

stevie wonder LOL

[Aishasama]

I have that exact I'm a cheap bastard phone.

[yayIzumi77]

my dad has that phone too XD

[lostaddict12]

"im a cheap bastard phone" XD!!!

[Ladyd2742]

I have an "I'm-a-cheap-bastard" phone. hahahahahaha.

not like yours, but I did get it for free from Cingular.

so it's a similar model. :P

[DarkestEvil1]

rofl the "I'm a cheap bastard phone" with ringtones that sound like a monkey playing a xylophone with half the keys removes xD classic

[MudnMukluvu]

YOUR WALL IS YELLOW

[Pradahappy]

80's any mobil phones are expensive. iphone? well, Prez Bush has one of his own; i-raq

[lollipop206]

lol i have a im a cheap bastard phone but i have a camera one now

[dudewithissues]

Whens the funny part sapossed to start retardo.

[dudewithissues]

Not you again!

[ANDYTHEFISH]

first video i rated 5 out of five cos im also scottish and a tight bas**rd with a jurrasic phone.

[austinuser90]

...

[otakursed]

I want an iGod . . . ya know, like Jim Jones had. I can even go without the complementary kool-aid. And I'm so cheap, it's only been a year since I got MY crappy cell phone Xb

[KyoKunsLuv]

yea i know...But, Daniel and him were best friends and they were discussing what Daniel had made so alexander maid a cheap one and got the patent...The next day Daniel went in but he couldn't get it and also 'cause he didn't keep records of his work and progress.

[Tripp233]

at 01:02 <u><b>HOLY SHIT your sleepy

[moggo23]

anyone else think he looks like shrek at 00:04?

[Tripp233]

HAHA YEAH

[anonymousmmn]

haha. i have that phone.

[luisval87]

Hey i cant find the dog on a skateboard videos!!! :( hahahaha!

[errolfitzner]

he knows what he's doing, Falcon. you'll have to admit, the idea of what Michael Douglas has done to his wife is funny

[a7xSkater456]

hey, its my old buddy, the imacheapbastardphone

[sin]

lol, hilarious howie mandell lookin motherfucker

[anamia87]

i love your videos!

just wanted to let ya know that.

Miranda

[KyoKunsLuv]

HAHA!!!! Elexander didn't really invent the telephone. They don't really know who did. It's between him and Daniel Drawbaugh. (sp)

[babybundon]

oh..wait..was she a great big fat person.....oh wait is he German or Irish  or Scotish or .....oh wait...

[ChristinaZullen]

lol, stevie wonder

[abortedfilms]

It is 06:28am and you are keeping me very entertained. Cheers!

[tymopaintballr]

well arent u a know it all

[red8rogue]

Oooooh such a nasty mental picture!!

[ShutyomouthSneezy]

LMFAO

[fay1001]

W00T! I love your accent!

[backwardness]

is that a green screen phone?

does it have monophonic ringtones?

Lol this is hilarious *saves*

[133tn00b]

Can I have some Lucky Charms. HAHAHAHA I like Sean Connery -- You look like him!

[SlapassProductions]

hes not irish dumbass hes scottish

[Drunkenher0]

yea i think that was the point..

[cinloykko]

my mom has one... you really dont sound irish!

[phytor]

you suck

[Falcon9740]

You must be one of the hordes of ignorant piss ant 12 yr olds who infest the internet.

[MiBzAn]

I had a wicked cheap bastard phone from 2000 - then, last year, the police took it away :( They were probably being paid on the side by Bell or T-Mobile or the likes of those cellular tycoons.. iPhone - what's next? iToilet?

[whquick]

I have the same phone, its almost indestructable i throw it at the wall and after sticking the case back on its fine, im continously dropping it but still it works LOL

[Aubbygrl1]

ima cheap bastard phone lol

[uLtrAc3]

"IM A CHEAP BASTURD PHONE"!!!!! XD dude nice accent! this is so funny! 5 stars!!!

[bjanczy]

i have that exact phone! well only because my old one broke. but i do love the ringtones!

[dballa08]

yur pretty funny. 5 stars for the ima cheap bastard phone

[jimsheldon20]

I have that same phone! it's a piece of crap, but it still works.

[shooas13]

Dude... seriously, couldn't you just get the real Stevie Wonder on your video??? lol

[xTropiiKalTide]

lmao. nice.

[TheInspector666]

a lot of Scottish people seem to have similar senses of humour.

[minigilbo065]

im a cheap bastard phone... where do i get 1!!!!!serious

[servillas]

of course you get a 5 star!

*****

[masterOFpuppets06]

lol

[lady3marmite]

love it

[TheDominoEffect09]

dude he has the best accent ever

[brnwrig1]

why don't you just upgrade your phone?

[jdtink19]

I'macheapbastardphone...XP

[Skullstein]

Dude mark you like so fuckin tired and sunburnt! lol

[Kabula873]

the thing with new fones is they break so easy

my old phone the NOKIA3510i went in the washing machine, and survied. however my moterola roka and raza both had to be sent of to repair twice. So old phones tend not to break

p.s my ipod nano also went in the washing machiene and survied.

p.p.s sorry for all the typos

[eternalsailorbunny]

i dropped my phone in the pool and it hit the bottom and it still worked. I dropped my chocolate on the floor and the screen broke.

[nicky2800]

i have a im a cheap bastered tracfone it sux good funny vid stevie errm khaya is halarious

[Alucard1476]

LOL...I just love hearing him talk.

[pigeondisco]

I'm a icheap ibastard phone!

good times

[aide2]

Wow dude your halarious! Thanks for the vids!

[word22madre]

love the video keep em comin

[navvellines15]

Haha, I need a I'm-a-cheap-bastard phone.

[mishmish1806]

My dad still has the I'm-a-cheap-bastard phone hahaha

[vixaroth]

5 for Scotland + Telephone = Win

[kagenoyuushi]

ALL BLACK PEOPLE DO LOOK LIKE STEVIE WONDER! AND ALL BABIES LOOK LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL! Great video, as usual Mark!

[FlippinraNdom]

The I'm a cheap bastard phone... lol sad thing is I had one of those, or something very similar to it.

[MacHamish]

I wish I had consulted with Mark before I got into our recent cell phone plan... :-(

[PiFan7]

Hilarious!

[BonUnderground]

haha, that was awesome! just as the video was starting, a pop-up advertising the iphone came on my screen. talk about irony. good video

[Eatsleepawesome]

I have that cheap phone. I've had it forever. It's nicey nice.

[zsefvgyjmk0]

wondering by that pictue by description... do u play maplestory?

[AceIXI]

Only cuz Mikey said so.. 5 stars.

[OutramTea]

Interesting fact.. Alexander Graham Bell worked in a patent office and stole the telephone idea when some other dude could'nt afford the patent.

[OutramTea]

ROFL, "When you asked me to be in your video, I thought you were gonna fly me to California. Damn you cheap Irish bastard". Classic.

[smetter]

i love this video

[hyperkris]

erm, alexander graham bell didnt invent the telephone,he only patented it cos the actual inventor couldnt afford it.

[thedragonprotege]

or did he....

[jeremey00]

Thank you sir!

[gimmemoremusic]

Hell yeah I've got a cheap bastard phone- sony j5! look it up. I'm mostly not embarassed by it, people like it cause it reminds them of ye olden days. I only use it as a phone & alarm clock anyway.

[nano351]

I agree with what he has to say and disagree. I agree that all a phone should do is make phone calls that's why we call it a "phone". However the Iphone is more like a super ipod video rather than a phone...

[saved2play]

That phone is hideous, hahahaha. However, I think the money you'd put up for the iPhone is better spent on just about anything else.

[dragonsdollz]

What's with all the bad comments? This guy is a genious!

[litt]

Stevie Wonder is black?