Awww, when I first saw the gameplay I thought it was a port of the arcade shooter Lost World Jurassic Park, but its just a dumbed-down version... maybe Id like it better or watch the video in its entirety if this guy reviewing the game wasnt so obnoxiously loud and nerdy! LOL... MUTE!!!!
@gsetty seriously... are velociraptors and pterodactyls and the one T-Rex the only dinosaurs in this game??? I almost was convinced (after muting that guy) to try out this game, but if theres only 2 types of dinosaurs, Id rather hunt down the Jurassic Park arcade game... even if I have to play it at Chuck E Cheese!
what we need is a prehistory game based on real scienetific info and base it of jp before it turn wild on isala nublar aka the zoo but i think it should have all sorts of extinct animals like the wolly rihno or dimetrodon so i could make a safari in the jurrassic period, the permian period, or the ice age! anyone think it would be awsome for pc!?
How could you curse Steven Spielberg?! If he did not make the famous Jurassic Park, none of this would have been created. All the dinosaur fame, all the games, all the movies etc. How could you?
Derek has reviewed 2 rail shooters and complained about them being short and lacking "content". ALL arcade rail shooters are like this, even the beloved House of the Dead series. You point at the screen and make things dead (deader if they're zombies). It is a stable of the genre and isn't going anywhere. As Mark said in his review for this game, its all about replaying it for the score enjoying the simplicity of it. Would love to hear what he thinks of the HotD series.
@69iambecomedeath89 Game Informer, Nintendo Power (they used to anyway), and Retro Gamer are three I can think of off the top of my head that do this.
@69iambecomedeath89 Wow. Troll much? I don't have to work there to see the reviews in the mags. I'd say go check for yourself, but I doubt you really care.
We need to get our technology up to par, so we can clone Dinosaur DNA. These things look cute, I want one as a pet.
BTW, If anybody wants to get a retail version of Wii Fit+EA Active Sports game+make some easy $50, check out the video I uploaded. I hacked an offer, made easy $50 on Amazon, and kept another copy for myself.
This truly is Jurassic Park: License cost dodged. So cool. It does look really good. And, if you want to think of it another way, some people might pump in a good $20 in quarters, if there actually was an arcade shooter. Besides, I feel much better pumping hot lead into killer, fictional dinosaurs over cute Meerkats that act curious about your gun/camera/whatever. (See another game review; Remington Super Slam Hunting Africa; for that one.).
I always thought it was strange that Jurassic Park has Jurassic in the title when many of the featured dinosaurs didn't exist in the Jurassic period. If you ask me, it should have been called Mesozoic Park.
I always thought it was strange that Jurassic Park had Jurassic in the title when many of the dinosaurs involved didn't actually exist in the Jurassic period. If you ask me, it should have been called Mesozoic Park.
I look forward to your Turok: Dino Hunter, Dino Crisis and Dino Stalker reviews in the future and the further paleontological lessons contained inside.
Awww, when I first saw the gameplay I thought it was a port of the arcade shooter Lost World Jurassic Park, but its just a dumbed-down version... maybe Id like it better or watch the video in its entirety if this guy reviewing the game wasnt so obnoxiously loud and nerdy! LOL... MUTE!!!!
gsetty 3 months ago
@gsetty seriously... are velociraptors and pterodactyls and the one T-Rex the only dinosaurs in this game??? I almost was convinced (after muting that guy) to try out this game, but if theres only 2 types of dinosaurs, Id rather hunt down the Jurassic Park arcade game... even if I have to play it at Chuck E Cheese!
gsetty 3 months ago
@gsetty OMG YOU GO 2 CHUCK E CHEESE JUST TO PLAY THIS!!!!!!!! i ONLY NEEDED 4 TOKENS NO PARTNER AND I BEAT THE DAMN GAME!!!!!
TheZombiekilla2 3 months ago
I believe your science is inaccurate. I recommend researching the Utahraptor, which was most likely discovered after you finished college.. :/
crosstrigger1 5 months ago
what we need is a prehistory game based on real scienetific info and base it of jp before it turn wild on isala nublar aka the zoo but i think it should have all sorts of extinct animals like the wolly rihno or dimetrodon so i could make a safari in the jurrassic period, the permian period, or the ice age! anyone think it would be awsome for pc!?
do501 7 months ago
How could you curse Steven Spielberg?! If he did not make the famous Jurassic Park, none of this would have been created. All the dinosaur fame, all the games, all the movies etc. How could you?
502nickster 8 months ago
Can u play this w/out a wii zapper?
JPtoylover 9 months ago
wanna be AVGN ?
MudizZ 11 months ago
@MudizZ nope not even close! try again.
YourLocalVlogService 1 month ago
wow not seen an undertow review in a while now, you're getting a lot better at these :D
Wiggum1223 1 year ago
why is your voice so annoying? i want to punch something now grrrr
mymarleyisgone 1 year ago 2
Derek has reviewed 2 rail shooters and complained about them being short and lacking "content". ALL arcade rail shooters are like this, even the beloved House of the Dead series. You point at the screen and make things dead (deader if they're zombies). It is a stable of the genre and isn't going anywhere. As Mark said in his review for this game, its all about replaying it for the score enjoying the simplicity of it. Would love to hear what he thinks of the HotD series.
gumbyx84 1 year ago
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gumbyx84 1 year ago
wtf is the point of two reviews of the same, with the same comp............
69iambecomedeath89 1 year ago
@69iambecomedeath89 For different viewpoints on the same game. Most gaming mags and website do this.
gumbyx84 1 year ago
@gumbyx84 definitely not most
69iambecomedeath89 1 year ago
@69iambecomedeath89 Game Informer, Nintendo Power (they used to anyway), and Retro Gamer are three I can think of off the top of my head that do this.
gumbyx84 1 year ago
@gumbyx84 if you havent worked there then stfu
69iambecomedeath89 1 year ago
@69iambecomedeath89 Wow. Troll much? I don't have to work there to see the reviews in the mags. I'd say go check for yourself, but I doubt you really care.
gumbyx84 1 year ago
yay i heart JP
swissmrkc 1 year ago
This review was terrible. How the heck could Derrick reference Jurassic Park without saying, "HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS?"
Major Flaw.
EpicnessInABox 1 year ago
We need to get our technology up to par, so we can clone Dinosaur DNA. These things look cute, I want one as a pet.
BTW, If anybody wants to get a retail version of Wii Fit+EA Active Sports game+make some easy $50, check out the video I uploaded. I hacked an offer, made easy $50 on Amazon, and kept another copy for myself.
ValryCoreyhy 1 year ago 37
HOLY FUCKING SHIT,
IT'S A DINOSAUR,
JESUS CHRIST,
WHAT THE FUCK!
midakskyblast 1 year ago 2
dead space extraction is the best on rails shooter i've played
burrhe 1 year ago
i think theres more budget games than actual good games on wii lol shame
MaxBearguy1 1 year ago
Grrrreat Review. I hav had my eye on this. Gonna wait for it to drop down from 20 bucks, to 6 bucks:>
stringanime 1 year ago
This truly is Jurassic Park: License cost dodged. So cool. It does look really good. And, if you want to think of it another way, some people might pump in a good $20 in quarters, if there actually was an arcade shooter. Besides, I feel much better pumping hot lead into killer, fictional dinosaurs over cute Meerkats that act curious about your gun/camera/whatever. (See another game review; Remington Super Slam Hunting Africa; for that one.).
jupreindeer 1 year ago
what? NO FLAMETHROWER??
VonSeux 1 year ago
what? NO FLAMETHROWER??
VonSeux 1 year ago
What happened to your voice?
jedisponge16 1 year ago
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I always thought it was strange that Jurassic Park has Jurassic in the title when many of the featured dinosaurs didn't exist in the Jurassic period. If you ask me, it should have been called Mesozoic Park.
TheCuster58 1 year ago
I always thought it was strange that Jurassic Park had Jurassic in the title when many of the dinosaurs involved didn't actually exist in the Jurassic period. If you ask me, it should have been called Mesozoic Park.
TheCuster58 1 year ago
People get depressed when I tell them that the velociraptors in Jurassic Park aren't actually velociraptors. I like doing it.
WakeAsGun 1 year ago
@WakeAsGun WAIT WUT? OH MA GOOODD ! *jumps out the window*
v2791 1 year ago
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EphraimRodrigez 1 year ago
cool
ArwingFighter 1 year ago
this reminds me of Dino Crisis XD i love thos games
ekcoscott 1 year ago
From the looks of it, I'd rather just play Turok ^_^
pacifistarmy 1 year ago
Nintendo says : The price of this Game is!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 penaut.
mattsinclaire1 1 year ago
the raptors look like dinobot in beast mode from beast wars.
fowlowl26 1 year ago
what this game needs is a flamethrower and plenty of it
donutplay 1 year ago
Not lot of enime varity.
pippo17173 1 year ago
@pippo17173 enemy variety
gilgamesh120883 1 year ago
i would rather play turok if i wanted to kill dinosaurs.
zebure 1 year ago
I look forward to your Turok: Dino Hunter, Dino Crisis and Dino Stalker reviews in the future and the further paleontological lessons contained inside.
damA2046 1 year ago
So this is how the dinosaurs went extinct.
maniacchris 1 year ago
This would have been awesome on nintendo 64.
maniacchris 1 year ago
I'd buy it for the dinosaurs. I miss the 90's, there were more dinosaurs everywhere.
RJTamm93 1 year ago
another onrail shooter. terrbile... what is next ... nothing new
theras18 1 year ago
it needs to be played with the buckshot lock & load shotgun !
RKTGX95 1 year ago
i came here thinking it was a counter strike review
rinx5 1 year ago
Killing Dinosaurs? WHEN DID WII GET SO BLOODEH!
ValterEhnberg 1 year ago
@ValterEhnberg ...When House of the Dead Overkill came out :D
DeltaPhi79 1 year ago
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@ValterEhnberg I guess you haven't seen Madworld yet
brunobb1 1 year ago
@ValterEhnberg Ever hear of a little game called MadWorld?
Davyn94 1 year ago
I had no idea the velociraptor was THAT small...
Slench101 1 year ago
Only one thing is almost as awesome as Heavy Metal is Dinosaurs.
olyolyoxenfr 1 year ago
OMG A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!
nbkearley 1 year ago
I got layd :D
Danilko100 1 year ago 41
@Danilko100 Best first comment I've ever seen.
OhaimynameisErik 1 year ago 23
@Danilko100 so your done with first comments now?
uroprop 1 year ago
@Danilko100 I somehow doubt it, seeing as you can't spell.
angryguy306 1 year ago