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  • do you play reel guitar

  • the origins of the sad onion !

  • RIP headphone users

  • LOL Speccy loading noise at the end, and fucking hell it was LOUD!!!! Thanks for the warning Stuart, without it I would never have survived.

  • Fucking christ that had the be the WORST title music is history!

  • June 5, 2008 - The birth of the Sad Onion! It'll be 4 this year.

  • Apparently he did cut off his left hand

  • GODDAMNIT, I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MESSAGE I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR OTHER VIDS, LIKE WHAT SHALL I WATCH NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

    i JUMPED AND YELT, MY MOTHER CAME AND... GODDAMNIT I THOUGH MY HEADPHONES WERE BROKEN

  • O MY GOD WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED AT THE END..........A SUPER LOUD NOISE............WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO BUY THIS JUNK GAME AT WAL-MART BUT I DECIDED TO LOOK IT UP ON MY PHONE.............I FOUND OUT I SAVED 30 DOLLARS...............YEA CAUSE WAL-MART REALLY HAS THAT DUMB PRICER THING THEY HAVE TO FIX.............LETS SAY IM A WAL-MART MANAGER..........HERE WE COMPARE ALL PRICES..........ME: HA YOU LOSER MY SCHOOL GAVE THEM AWAY FOR FREE MY FRIEND WON IT AND HE THREW IT IN THE FIREPIT BEFORE PLAY

  • And Thus Sad Onion Was Born

  • Kids Response: YYYAAAAAAAYYY!! 5 Minutes to 12. My Favorite

  • love that animation at the beginning

  • lol bill and teds excellent adventure.

  • Warning: Not for children under 3 due to the fact that it's crap.

    XD

  • Thus the sad union was born

  • tap tap revenge 4 :)

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  • The noise at the end scared my cat and made me think that jailbreaking had finally messed up my iPhone. Thank you!

  • I paused my porn to watch this... which means brown sofa time interrupted black sofa time.

  • First thing i've ever watched made by Ashens :)

  • What time is it? 5 Minutes to 12.......

  • Did anyone else realize that he had a claw for a hand at the end of the video?? O.o

  • @indigofire1o9 He said hed "Rather cut off his left hand then play it" there ya go. :P

  • @indigofire1o9 Well he did say he'd rather cut off his left hand than play it again.

  • They even stole sounds from GH!

  • @noodleking456 Lolwut?

  • who is the guitar player at 0.46 ?

  • I think I will stick with RB for my weekly plastic instrument fix

  • @OKKWAMOS FUCK YOU

  • Sad onion is sad.

  • Calm down Ashens.we haven't problem with your teeth,we love you :)

  • i would rather shit on my hands and play with that then play this horrible game

  • FALL OUT BOY FTW !

  • @NZLongboards -_-

  • pity this sucks. it has a pretty good sound track.

  • Sweet! I'm going to buy a Guitar Fever for a friend of mine as a joke since he likes Quitar Hero (which is actually a Quitar Freaks clone).

  • @Vetuyasha

    Well, Guitar Fever had a more promising song list than Guitar Freaks...

  • Oh God, it sounds like a SNES game, only without the memorable compostiions. Then again, it did say it was 16 bit...

  • all i can say is ...........DAMN

  • Good thing I not only have headphones on, but also Youtube annotations...

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  • 0:55

    Best moment on Youtube ever...no questions.. lol

  • 0:55

    This was the first time I'd ever seen Ashens, so I thought the teeth were real. The fact that I still kept watching his videos is a testament to their quality. And his voice.

  • dude the noise at the end scared the shit outta me xD

  • Ohhh god my ears. Curse that beep noise thing at the end. Scared the hell out of me.

  • Anybody passed this song on Guitar Fever...? :P

    

  • Jesus. That sound at the end really made me jump. I tabbed out after the video was done, and my headphones were on quite high. What an awful noise!

  • @Theninja347 i did the exact same thing...and now im dead... XP

  • if this came out in the 80s it would have been awsome haha.

  • I thought the noise at the end was my laptop so I restarted it.

  • that game sucks

  • You Rock !

  • That was a poor remake of green day-I fought the law

  • @Epicfail1940 You do realise the orginal was by the clash?

  • @DoWieFX actually no i didnt. now i got something to look up!

  • @DoWieFX The original version was recorded by Sonny Curtis in 1959, who is also wrote the song.

  • Who is that man at 0:55? It can't be Ashens, it looks nothing like him, but it was filmed at the same place...

  • @10n3r its ashens

  • rip headphone users you will be missed

  • I love your videos, sir. Please don't ever stop making them

  • Wow most of those songs are from real bands, except poorly cited for their names to go with the songs, like System of a down - Forest, Science. Fall Out Boy - Dance Dance, This ani't a Scene it's an Arm's Race. Eddie Vedder (Lead Singer of Pearl Jam) - I Got I.D, Who You Are (Not Who Are You), Given To Fly.

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  • rip headphone user at the end lol

  • @SuperCod7man *dying* i shall not haunt you for your wonderful pity

  • that song at the title screen sounds like a song from midnight club 2.

  • awkward crap

  • 0:49 bill and ted's excellent adventure!!!

  • how is the auto focus in this vid better than in the new ones? also, yay for the beginning of the grand sad onion saga

  • @ibecool2 Omg I'm a headphone wearer

  • At the end RIP all headphone users

  • I love this man, he makes me laugh so hard! lol XD

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  • Who are you?....by The Who

    how have you not heard of that

  • @doobsmcgee Yeah, but if you read the gubbins underneath it doesn't say anything about The Who or any of its members...not that it makes much difference to this argument, but still.

  • Oh god, that rendition of Joe Satriani made me want to stab a baby...

  • That version of you looked rather young, and had huge teeth.

  • Some of those songs are well known... Fall Out Boy... System of a Down ??

  • They jacked Guitar Hero sounds! And btw, I heard a little AVGN in that review.

  • i have this 

  • i had a hart attack at 6:36

  • er, i do not think the midi is THAT bad... i mean, its a tiny 16 bit computer.

  • We just noticed the "Failed' font is the same as the Harry Potter font. Licensed much?

  • Wearing headphones... underestimated how much would have to turn down...

  • I had this game. It sucked shit.

  • they put system of a down songs on this piece of shit? BLASPHEMY

  • If I got one of these, I'd probably donate it, too. To the trash bin.

  • Science and Forest are songs by System of a down.

  • "The closest you'll ever come to feeling like a real rock star!" Seems like a bit of a pessimistic slogan.

  • Just turn the bloody sond off and put something like Pink Floyd or Jimi Hendrix.

  • Appreciate the headphone warning there, Ash.

    Though the next thing that comes to mind is "Why the hell did you put that horrible sound in there in the first place?"

  • Satriani should be pissed that they put his songs on this.

  • haha he cut off his left hand at 5:55

  • wtf!? i was reading the comments about a wierd noise just as the bloody thing went off..

    p.s.im wearing headphones

    p.p.s.im feeling lightheaded now

  • how can you stand all this crap...seriously

  • haha some fall out boy songs :']

  • Aw fuck! What is that noise in the end of the video?

  • when you see "made in china" you know you're fucked.

  • sad onion is born in this episode!!!

  • Oh Sad Onion Tis of thee. Sweet 0 tooooo 3. Sign on lots of craaaap!

  • why in god's name is Serj Tankian's name on that box?

  • u said crap 3 times and idiot 2 times ur vids r funny

  • The birth of the sad onion

  • Lol 'Eddie Vedder and Jack Irons'

  • turn your volume up, put headphones on, and go to 6:35

  • @SeSeReRfRf omg i did without thinking of what may happen. i think im deff now

  • "Who Are You, nope".

    That was a joke, right? Right? The inclusion of Keith Moon's studio swan song is a joke, right? From the last album that The TRUE Who ever did? Right? Maybe a song from a different band w/ same name? And therefore he didn't know THAT song? But come on! Everybody's heard Who Are You! It's their worst album with Moon and it's still better than most music that came before and after it! Also, this song in particular features some of Pete's best guitar work (acoustic solo FTW)!

  • @batosai370 I just paused it on the fine print, and it has the name Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam frontman), so it's either a cover or a different song entirely. Never mind.

  • thank you for the warning.

  • the closest you'l come to being a rockstar? this made me almost stop writing music...

  • unhappy onion. Made my life a better place <3

  • The birth of the sad onion!

  • keep pressing 3 for "fuck off"

  • System of A down? How the hell did they get permission from them?

  • Wow. I was watching this at 11:55.

  • @860fmcriley Shut up and glue your eye to a paper. ROFL.

  • 1:40 The birth of the sad onion!

  • nice bill and ted clip at 0:51

  • I didnt see the warning and i was wearing headphones there is now a ringing in my ears im worried

  • The fuck was that noise at the end?

  • 2:53 I Got ID, Given To Fly, Pearl Jam!

  • i am watching this at 5 minutes to 12

  • I almost shat a fucking brick castle at the end with that horrible noise X_X

    Oops! Sorry about the language ther- ah, other people are cursing as well, so I guess it really doesn't matter :P

  • all the sound effects are from guitar hero 2 -_-

  • 6:00 My word, did he buy his new hand in poundland?

  • ha

  • 1:41 History is made.

  • 0:54 - 0:59 LOL

  • closet thing that make u rock star?!?!?!? LOL :D

  • 0:10 - Ashens - "But also, brown sofa time, because we've got more crap to review."

    Audio transcribe: "but also brown sofa time because we've got more crack to review"

    Close but no cigar, Youtube. :P

  • Ow, hey, what was that? Oww. >_<

  • given to fly is a great pearl jam song.

  • i should have turnd my volume down, im useing headphones

  • I know just 2 songs that are in that list of songs.....;)

  • @MsSignedUp System of a down?

  • @zxcasf Nop

  • @zxcasf Nop

  • Anyone checked to see what happens when you "load" the noise at the end into a Speccy? It does sound like a tape program load-noise after all...

  • @DdlyHeadshot Probably the Spectrum will say "WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME WHICH SUCH A SHITE?"

  • Some of those songs are by Eddie Vedder and Joe Satriani. If you've never heard of them, the word 'ignorant' is a huge understatment.

  • Wait, were you dressed as AVGN?

  • i got one of the same things but different it has dsifferent titles and they r real songs1

  • Jesus Christ, the noise at the end made me almost have a heart attack!

  • The noise at the very end blew my eardrums out.

  • @ultrayoshi49 mine too, wtf, my ears are still ringing

  • Thumbs up if you wanted him to Play the Fall Out Boy Songs

  • That's only I Fought the Law in the very vaguest sense. :(

    Sad sad sad.

  • 0:54 made me LOL.

  • I left the video running to the end and went to lay down on my bed. About had a heart attack there...

  • Did no one else notice Ashen's (or is it Ashens'?) claw hand at the end of the video?

  • @JoshSP2022 Ashens is his last name.

  • it s the guitar hero rip off

  • no... its 11 past 4

  • I Got ID Who Are You?

  • This was a prize for a fundraiser at my school, and I'm glad i didn't raise enough to get this!

  • @BananaPhoneBanana hahaha oh shit! XD

  • PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO WHERE YOU DESTROY ALL THE CRAP YOU BUY!!!

  • how do you know im wearing headphones

  • guitar disease

  • This is the way more real than Bieber fever

  • @xJORDAN99x And remember, he said, 5 minutes to 12.

    SOOO, there's the time as well :D

  • The frightening thing is that this thing must have been made pretty recently to have all of those songs on it.

  • the songs r real

  • wow that harsh really harsh

  • What the hell was that noise at the end? Awful.

  • clawhand

  • polyphonic :)

  • The funny thing about this I have a better game of this type on my Sony Erricson W3150i

  • You should actually look at the names of the artists, some of them are quite famous for instance, go look up system of a down or joe satriani

  • XD warning this toy may piss on your childs dreams

  • @tweeter450 XD I read your comment at the exact moment he said that! XD

  • @tweeter450 hahaha!

  •  lol i no what my arch enemy is getting for chistmas now lmfao

  • dance dance and this aint a scene are fall out boy songs

  • 1:41 "looks like an unhappy onion" MADE MY DAY

  • I am now deaf...

  • lol at left hand.

  • the closest you'll ever come to feeling like a rockstar... rofl

  • 0:30 "the closest you'll ever come to being a rock star" I find that insulting to people who dream of being a rock star....

  • @Simok1234 I have an electric guitar but, i dont know how to play. I wanna be a rockstar :)