O MY GOD WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED AT THE END..........A SUPER LOUD NOISE............WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO BUY THIS JUNK GAME AT WAL-MART BUT I DECIDED TO LOOK IT UP ON MY PHONE.............I FOUND OUT I SAVED 30 DOLLARS...............YEA CAUSE WAL-MART REALLY HAS THAT DUMB PRICER THING THEY HAVE TO FIX.............LETS SAY IM A WAL-MART MANAGER..........HERE WE COMPARE ALL PRICES..........ME: HA YOU LOSER MY SCHOOL GAVE THEM AWAY FOR FREE MY FRIEND WON IT AND HE THREW IT IN THE FIREPIT BEFORE PLAY
This was the first time I'd ever seen Ashens, so I thought the teeth were real. The fact that I still kept watching his videos is a testament to their quality. And his voice.
Wow most of those songs are from real bands, except poorly cited for their names to go with the songs, like System of a down - Forest, Science. Fall Out Boy - Dance Dance, This ani't a Scene it's an Arm's Race. Eddie Vedder (Lead Singer of Pearl Jam) - I Got I.D, Who You Are (Not Who Are You), Given To Fly.
@doobsmcgee Yeah, but if you read the gubbins underneath it doesn't say anything about The Who or any of its members...not that it makes much difference to this argument, but still.
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NO U STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
That was a joke, right? Right? The inclusion of Keith Moon's studio swan song is a joke, right? From the last album that The TRUE Who ever did? Right? Maybe a song from a different band w/ same name? And therefore he didn't know THAT song? But come on! Everybody's heard Who Are You! It's their worst album with Moon and it's still better than most music that came before and after it! Also, this song in particular features some of Pete's best guitar work (acoustic solo FTW)!
@batosai370 I just paused it on the fine print, and it has the name Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam frontman), so it's either a cover or a different song entirely. Never mind.
do you play reel guitar
AngelicaNoelH 2 days ago
the origins of the sad onion !
roryos 2 days ago
RIP headphone users
kroen 5 days ago
LOL Speccy loading noise at the end, and fucking hell it was LOUD!!!! Thanks for the warning Stuart, without it I would never have survived.
zzyxyz000062 5 days ago in playlist More videos from ashens
Fucking christ that had the be the WORST title music is history!
zzyxyz000062 5 days ago in playlist More videos from ashens
June 5, 2008 - The birth of the Sad Onion! It'll be 4 this year.
zzyxyz000062 5 days ago in playlist More videos from ashens
Apparently he did cut off his left hand
narutofan25143 6 days ago
GODDAMNIT, I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MESSAGE I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR OTHER VIDS, LIKE WHAT SHALL I WATCH NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
i JUMPED AND YELT, MY MOTHER CAME AND... GODDAMNIT I THOUGH MY HEADPHONES WERE BROKEN
TheMrminimario 1 week ago
O MY GOD WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED AT THE END..........A SUPER LOUD NOISE............WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO BUY THIS JUNK GAME AT WAL-MART BUT I DECIDED TO LOOK IT UP ON MY PHONE.............I FOUND OUT I SAVED 30 DOLLARS...............YEA CAUSE WAL-MART REALLY HAS THAT DUMB PRICER THING THEY HAVE TO FIX.............LETS SAY IM A WAL-MART MANAGER..........HERE WE COMPARE ALL PRICES..........ME: HA YOU LOSER MY SCHOOL GAVE THEM AWAY FOR FREE MY FRIEND WON IT AND HE THREW IT IN THE FIREPIT BEFORE PLAY
goldenXcupcake 1 week ago
And Thus Sad Onion Was Born
Theprocorey2 1 week ago 6
Kids Response: YYYAAAAAAAYYY!! 5 Minutes to 12. My Favorite
Theprocorey2 1 week ago
love that animation at the beginning
renovawolborg 1 week ago
lol bill and teds excellent adventure.
3ajku 1 week ago
Warning: Not for children under 3 due to the fact that it's crap.
XD
smbmadman1 1 week ago
Thus the sad union was born
antijelly 1 week ago
tap tap revenge 4 :)
chrischoy9 1 week ago
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MuttonAndTheHam 1 week ago
The noise at the end scared my cat and made me think that jailbreaking had finally messed up my iPhone. Thank you!
jwblobman 2 weeks ago
I paused my porn to watch this... which means brown sofa time interrupted black sofa time.
SkyMaro 2 weeks ago
First thing i've ever watched made by Ashens :)
Zytherman 2 weeks ago
What time is it? 5 Minutes to 12.......
dazzsheil 2 weeks ago
Did anyone else realize that he had a claw for a hand at the end of the video?? O.o
indigofire1o9 2 weeks ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs 14
@indigofire1o9 He said hed "Rather cut off his left hand then play it" there ya go. :P
TheSquishey 6 days ago
@indigofire1o9 Well he did say he'd rather cut off his left hand than play it again.
Snotnarok 6 days ago
They even stole sounds from GH!
OKKWAMOS 2 weeks ago
@noodleking456 Lolwut?
OKKWAMOS 2 weeks ago
who is the guitar player at 0.46 ?
PuqTheBest 2 weeks ago
I think I will stick with RB for my weekly plastic instrument fix
OKKWAMOS 2 weeks ago
@OKKWAMOS FUCK YOU
noodleking456 2 weeks ago
Sad onion is sad.
rainbowsnsheep 3 weeks ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
Calm down Ashens.we haven't problem with your teeth,we love you :)
Mega1536 3 weeks ago
i would rather shit on my hands and play with that then play this horrible game
ApollofmsGaming 3 weeks ago
FALL OUT BOY FTW !
NZLongboards 3 weeks ago
@NZLongboards -_-
PerfectShits 2 weeks ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
pity this sucks. it has a pretty good sound track.
kirielvids 3 weeks ago
Sweet! I'm going to buy a Guitar Fever for a friend of mine as a joke since he likes Quitar Hero (which is actually a Quitar Freaks clone).
Vetuyasha 3 weeks ago
@Vetuyasha
Well, Guitar Fever had a more promising song list than Guitar Freaks...
OhSayWhatIsTruth 2 weeks ago
Oh God, it sounds like a SNES game, only without the memorable compostiions. Then again, it did say it was 16 bit...
AnimeGuy9 3 weeks ago
all i can say is ...........DAMN
hoopla1071 3 weeks ago
Good thing I not only have headphones on, but also Youtube annotations...
OpticalFascism 3 weeks ago 2
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thepancakepony 3 weeks ago
0:55
Best moment on Youtube ever...no questions.. lol
aidwin85 3 weeks ago
0:55
This was the first time I'd ever seen Ashens, so I thought the teeth were real. The fact that I still kept watching his videos is a testament to their quality. And his voice.
ChibiWaira 3 weeks ago
dude the noise at the end scared the shit outta me xD
taher619 4 weeks ago
Ohhh god my ears. Curse that beep noise thing at the end. Scared the hell out of me.
werewolfgirl212 1 month ago
Anybody passed this song on Guitar Fever...? :P
AzfarGamers90 1 month ago
Jesus. That sound at the end really made me jump. I tabbed out after the video was done, and my headphones were on quite high. What an awful noise!
Theninja347 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens 22
@Theninja347 i did the exact same thing...and now im dead... XP
BluEmInEmZ 1 month ago
if this came out in the 80s it would have been awsome haha.
natshenkin 1 month ago
I thought the noise at the end was my laptop so I restarted it.
jonasgurl456 1 month ago
that game sucks
MegaFoxdude 1 month ago
You Rock !
RickFlow95 1 month ago
That was a poor remake of green day-I fought the law
Epicfail1940 1 month ago
@Epicfail1940 You do realise the orginal was by the clash?
DoWieFX 1 month ago
@DoWieFX actually no i didnt. now i got something to look up!
Epicfail1940 1 month ago
@DoWieFX The original version was recorded by Sonny Curtis in 1959, who is also wrote the song.
TheWacoKid1963 4 weeks ago
Who is that man at 0:55? It can't be Ashens, it looks nothing like him, but it was filmed at the same place...
10n3r 1 month ago
@10n3r its ashens
BoredSoIMadeAnAcc 1 month ago
rip headphone users you will be missed
mrrandomlol100 1 month ago
I love your videos, sir. Please don't ever stop making them
ztrayne78 1 month ago
Wow most of those songs are from real bands, except poorly cited for their names to go with the songs, like System of a down - Forest, Science. Fall Out Boy - Dance Dance, This ani't a Scene it's an Arm's Race. Eddie Vedder (Lead Singer of Pearl Jam) - I Got I.D, Who You Are (Not Who Are You), Given To Fly.
AsherBenjamin3000 1 month ago
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UniqueWhizStar 1 month ago
rip headphone user at the end lol
SuperCod7man 1 month ago
@SuperCod7man *dying* i shall not haunt you for your wonderful pity
tadpole1225 1 month ago
that song at the title screen sounds like a song from midnight club 2.
clubpenguin777 1 month ago
awkward crap
TemporalCrusher 1 month ago
0:49 bill and ted's excellent adventure!!!
digitalreview774 1 month ago
how is the auto focus in this vid better than in the new ones? also, yay for the beginning of the grand sad onion saga
TheAshman52 2 months ago
@ibecool2 Omg I'm a headphone wearer
pbcrazy76 2 months ago
At the end RIP all headphone users
ibecool2 2 months ago 3
I love this man, he makes me laugh so hard! lol XD
MacaroniUnicorn 2 months ago
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ZodiacAura 2 months ago
Who are you?....by The Who
how have you not heard of that
doobsmcgee 2 months ago
@doobsmcgee Yeah, but if you read the gubbins underneath it doesn't say anything about The Who or any of its members...not that it makes much difference to this argument, but still.
phlumisagod 2 months ago
Oh god, that rendition of Joe Satriani made me want to stab a baby...
cooluc 2 months ago
That version of you looked rather young, and had huge teeth.
stude444 2 months ago
Some of those songs are well known... Fall Out Boy... System of a Down ??
hsm102103 2 months ago
They jacked Guitar Hero sounds! And btw, I heard a little AVGN in that review.
Tmox119 2 months ago
i have this
MrCelticad 2 months ago
i had a hart attack at 6:36
ark349201 2 months ago
er, i do not think the midi is THAT bad... i mean, its a tiny 16 bit computer.
Slash0mega 2 months ago
We just noticed the "Failed' font is the same as the Harry Potter font. Licensed much?
KefkaProductions 2 months ago
Wearing headphones... underestimated how much would have to turn down...
MaadJeC 2 months ago
I had this game. It sucked shit.
Vtecpowergsr 2 months ago
they put system of a down songs on this piece of shit? BLASPHEMY
kirielvids 2 months ago
If I got one of these, I'd probably donate it, too. To the trash bin.
mik32120 2 months ago 55
Science and Forest are songs by System of a down.
Helldiv3rr 2 months ago
"The closest you'll ever come to feeling like a real rock star!" Seems like a bit of a pessimistic slogan.
Cannonsilencer 2 months ago in playlist Other gadget rip-offs
Just turn the bloody sond off and put something like Pink Floyd or Jimi Hendrix.
w1k1n9 3 months ago
Appreciate the headphone warning there, Ash.
Though the next thing that comes to mind is "Why the hell did you put that horrible sound in there in the first place?"
ReinWeisserRitter 3 months ago
Satriani should be pissed that they put his songs on this.
PowerGlove79 3 months ago
haha he cut off his left hand at 5:55
T16Akatsuki 3 months ago
wtf!? i was reading the comments about a wierd noise just as the bloody thing went off..
p.s.im wearing headphones
p.p.s.im feeling lightheaded now
Roquero93 3 months ago
how can you stand all this crap...seriously
Tenkagethewise 3 months ago
haha some fall out boy songs :']
stevieanne11 3 months ago
Aw fuck! What is that noise in the end of the video?
dashin999 3 months ago
when you see "made in china" you know you're fucked.
MyMegagame 3 months ago
sad onion is born in this episode!!!
MrxxVENUSxx 3 months ago
Oh Sad Onion Tis of thee. Sweet 0 tooooo 3. Sign on lots of craaaap!
MrScoocks 3 months ago
why in god's name is Serj Tankian's name on that box?
ocarinag33k 3 months ago
u said crap 3 times and idiot 2 times ur vids r funny
ericsunshine14 3 months ago
The birth of the sad onion
EVILdemon1123 3 months ago 130
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NO U STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
alanticstars 3 months ago
Lol 'Eddie Vedder and Jack Irons'
CarbonFiberDuck 3 months ago
turn your volume up, put headphones on, and go to 6:35
SeSeReRfRf 3 months ago
@SeSeReRfRf omg i did without thinking of what may happen. i think im deff now
mrbiscuitstuart 3 months ago
"Who Are You, nope".
That was a joke, right? Right? The inclusion of Keith Moon's studio swan song is a joke, right? From the last album that The TRUE Who ever did? Right? Maybe a song from a different band w/ same name? And therefore he didn't know THAT song? But come on! Everybody's heard Who Are You! It's their worst album with Moon and it's still better than most music that came before and after it! Also, this song in particular features some of Pete's best guitar work (acoustic solo FTW)!
batosai370 3 months ago
@batosai370 I just paused it on the fine print, and it has the name Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam frontman), so it's either a cover or a different song entirely. Never mind.
batosai370 3 months ago
thank you for the warning.
Irockz707 3 months ago
the closest you'l come to being a rockstar? this made me almost stop writing music...
MrHaloxp3 3 months ago
unhappy onion. Made my life a better place <3
MissFrida94 3 months ago
The birth of the sad onion!
TheNewFormula 3 months ago
keep pressing 3 for "fuck off"
ocarinag33k 3 months ago 2
System of A down? How the hell did they get permission from them?
flamezombie1 3 months ago
Wow. I was watching this at 11:55.
HybridXZ 3 months ago
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Stupid british fag! GTFO!
860fmcriley 4 months ago
@860fmcriley Shut up and glue your eye to a paper. ROFL.
BlueBearsChannel 3 months ago
1:40 The birth of the sad onion!
517634 4 months ago 3
nice bill and ted clip at 0:51
chris10023465 4 months ago
I didnt see the warning and i was wearing headphones there is now a ringing in my ears im worried
BeastlyBoltz 4 months ago
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son of a bitch my ears exploded
urbanoslaj12 4 months ago
The fuck was that noise at the end?
will2k123 4 months ago
2:53 I Got ID, Given To Fly, Pearl Jam!
erearviewmirror9 4 months ago
i am watching this at 5 minutes to 12
HannahRulzzzzzz 4 months ago
I almost shat a fucking brick castle at the end with that horrible noise X_X
Oops! Sorry about the language ther- ah, other people are cursing as well, so I guess it really doesn't matter :P
MattT1996 4 months ago 2
all the sound effects are from guitar hero 2 -_-
DSi64man 4 months ago
6:00 My word, did he buy his new hand in poundland?
mafatu32 4 months ago
ha
fez112233 4 months ago
1:41 History is made.
TheSPARTANJ13 4 months ago
0:54 - 0:59 LOL
aidwin85 4 months ago
closet thing that make u rock star?!?!?!? LOL :D
ilanqazwsx 4 months ago
0:10 - Ashens - "But also, brown sofa time, because we've got more crap to review."
Audio transcribe: "but also brown sofa time because we've got more crack to review"
Close but no cigar, Youtube. :P
kjw21411 4 months ago
Ow, hey, what was that? Oww. >_<
SisterToSleepx 4 months ago
given to fly is a great pearl jam song.
bfudge85 4 months ago
i should have turnd my volume down, im useing headphones
helipro555 4 months ago
I know just 2 songs that are in that list of songs.....;)
MsSignedUp 5 months ago
@MsSignedUp System of a down?
zxcasf 4 months ago
@zxcasf Nop
MsSignedUp 4 months ago
@zxcasf Nop
MsSignedUp 4 months ago
Anyone checked to see what happens when you "load" the noise at the end into a Speccy? It does sound like a tape program load-noise after all...
DdlyHeadshot 5 months ago
@DdlyHeadshot Probably the Spectrum will say "WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME WHICH SUCH A SHITE?"
SNESIvan 4 months ago
Some of those songs are by Eddie Vedder and Joe Satriani. If you've never heard of them, the word 'ignorant' is a huge understatment.
soundslave 5 months ago
Wait, were you dressed as AVGN?
JR0cZ 5 months ago
i got one of the same things but different it has dsifferent titles and they r real songs1
mcdom89 5 months ago
Jesus Christ, the noise at the end made me almost have a heart attack!
sonicawesomeness 5 months ago 6
The noise at the very end blew my eardrums out.
ultrayoshi49 5 months ago 53
@ultrayoshi49 mine too, wtf, my ears are still ringing
TheMario417 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you wanted him to Play the Fall Out Boy Songs
craigkegg 5 months ago
That's only I Fought the Law in the very vaguest sense. :(
Sad sad sad.
SisterToSleepx 5 months ago
0:54 made me LOL.
thehaidersaleem 5 months ago
I left the video running to the end and went to lay down on my bed. About had a heart attack there...
BowlofKimchi 5 months ago
Did no one else notice Ashen's (or is it Ashens'?) claw hand at the end of the video?
JoshSP2022 5 months ago
@JoshSP2022 Ashens is his last name.
holycrapitstowlie 5 months ago
it s the guitar hero rip off
kevin89022 5 months ago
no... its 11 past 4
shoopdawoop32 5 months ago
I Got ID Who Are You?
TheRasedw 5 months ago
This was a prize for a fundraiser at my school, and I'm glad i didn't raise enough to get this!
BananaPhoneBanana 5 months ago
@BananaPhoneBanana hahaha oh shit! XD
uptash 5 months ago
PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO WHERE YOU DESTROY ALL THE CRAP YOU BUY!!!
slightlyflamable 5 months ago
how do you know im wearing headphones
dhanuka8000 5 months ago
guitar disease
itbeme543 5 months ago
This is the way more real than Bieber fever
ivanUshline 5 months ago
@xJORDAN99x And remember, he said, 5 minutes to 12.
SOOO, there's the time as well :D
facunsthaman 5 months ago
The frightening thing is that this thing must have been made pretty recently to have all of those songs on it.
jfmatt8067 6 months ago
the songs r real
crypticlocker 6 months ago
wow that harsh really harsh
zztwig1 6 months ago
What the hell was that noise at the end? Awful.
Erdie5 6 months ago
clawhand
NCsmallCHILDREN 6 months ago
polyphonic :)
KillingKittens2012 6 months ago
The funny thing about this I have a better game of this type on my Sony Erricson W3150i
tankisdeath 6 months ago
You should actually look at the names of the artists, some of them are quite famous for instance, go look up system of a down or joe satriani
tankisdeath 6 months ago
XD warning this toy may piss on your childs dreams
tweeter450 6 months ago
@tweeter450 XD I read your comment at the exact moment he said that! XD
tankisdeath 6 months ago
@tweeter450 hahaha!
uptash 6 months ago
lol i no what my arch enemy is getting for chistmas now lmfao
blueday22 6 months ago
dance dance and this aint a scene are fall out boy songs
botdfbvb 6 months ago
1:41 "looks like an unhappy onion" MADE MY DAY
Tvebry 6 months ago
I am now deaf...
iluvsweep123 6 months ago
lol at left hand.
TheAlleycat6 6 months ago
the closest you'll ever come to feeling like a rockstar... rofl
KingKoopa98 6 months ago
0:30 "the closest you'll ever come to being a rock star" I find that insulting to people who dream of being a rock star....
Simok1234 6 months ago 82
@Simok1234 I have an electric guitar but, i dont know how to play. I wanna be a rockstar :)
gabriel98794 4 months ago