Jason X 4
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  • yeah that first kill right there was pretty boss

  • 6:26 "i just saved yurr ass" rofl luv the way he said it

  • that was fucking awesome

  • 0:00 omg omg she wus hot omg omg omgomg but wow wu ta good way to start a vid like lol she got her ass pawnd like i did to her last night XD

  • 8:48 TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND!

  • Wow, Jason knows how to find his sex victims.

  • They should have watched Terminator 2.

    Throwing Jason into a vat of molten steel could work...

  • 8:30.....i wish the black dude would shut up that yappy little twirp in the suit!

  • Press 0.

  • we tried everything to kill him. Electrocution, gas, firing squad, etc. But never tried burning till he turned to ash come on fire only works for food. And a wood chipper only chips wood not bones and flesh. Well who would climb all the way to the top of a volcano and throw him in? But as i said we tried everything.

  • @Dhruv1223 in here, they could've simply.... launched him into the sun >_>

  • @seanw23

    Yes but come on it had been a long journey, and they were tired. They just couldn't bother :P. Also if they did they would be outta work.

  • to think that even after 445 years a brain that was dumb and had the same size as a pea, would outsmart some of the best scientists.

  • They should have tried to chop him in pieces..

  • 4:25 - Skeeet lol

  • when he jumped onto jasons back i literally just shook my head and rolled my eyes

  • Jason's like "Where the fuck am I at!!!!!"

  • 450 years later lots of sex. And still killing people.

  • Nice new machette

  • @calvinxoxo its so beast! haha i want one of those!

  • wtf there still talking 6:58

  • y would u put jason in a space ship

  • @jswaggjfresh Jason's trying to figure that out also.

  • rowans shitty boss got pwned in the beginning

  • why didnt thay just call it firday the 13th in space or somwthing like that

  • @rockenjacob Ya instead we get FUCKIN JASON X!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! I don't even think that the date was even Friday the 13th oh god...How could they fuck this up even more?

  • wow this future guys dumb they puted jason in life and i like it now theres a serial killer in future

  • @TheDJayson puted? and u said this movie is dumb LOL

  • yeah but I got my groove on now know what sayin

    His groove gets him killed

  • anybody notice that when Jason lifts the girls head with a smashed/shattered face, she has no brain tissue whatsoever inside her skull?

  • @Aki205 blondes dont have brains apparently

  • 0:15 which to choose

    oh yea the big ass knife right there

  • why u gotta do that to a pretty face jason

  • lol I laugh when someone dies

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  • I love the way the vid started LMAO

  • 0:15 Jason is like WOHOOO ITS CHRISTMAS TIME NOW BITCHES!

  • @NuclearMovies no way man he's thinking this will do until i get my trusty Machete back

  • BFG? wait a doom referece? okay thats awesome

  • wow this is scary y the heck did they brought him on borad

  • @mileyrayjenn45 generic horror movie reason #1: white people.

  • Ships on full alert and lockdown but they think they have time for a video game?

  • I love that expressive gesture after he smashes her head. SMASH. Humph that was agrivating!

  • whats with the wierd ass video game

  • Is this meant to be scary? Man i must be getting to used to this stuff. it just does not bother me at all.. Lucky they have great actors! LOL

  • lmao theres a murderer on board and theyre playing a video game.

  • i cant get past 3:19 it keeps stoping there but i can watch other parts of the vid except from after that point. someone please tell me what happens!!!!!!

  • 0:57 where do i need to go? mhh i will go to the left

  • 7:56  pwened

  • interesting way to start a video, a chick getting her face smashed into a counter

  • @willmitchem1 LOL yea

  • imagine this jason and freddy and michal COMBINE he would kill everyone (not that he already isnt) lol

  • lol at 5:00 it was like " i told you so"

  • i agree with 80smusicfanNO1.....FACE SALAD

  • Jason has big penis

  • Jason was like "what the hell?" at 7:30

  • Why do you people everytime watch a movie and something funny happends, then you comment it differently? No he was not like "what the hell?"

  • kool

  • You picked a terrible place to cut the video.

  • hell yeah that's the best kill

  • so nice movies

    of jason

  • WTF ! 6:01 0:38 !?

  • i love this movie...awesome

  • WTF 06:01

  • WTF what the hell is that 6.01

  • WTF what the hell is that at 0:38

  • lol

  • wow what ass holes sound proof glass

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  • for a hot robot she sure does pms

  • why the fuck why they keep sharp objects in a ship

  • dumb kids and their hockey masks and there sharp objects and the ... playstations

  • a nice way to start the video

  • @nintendoman360 hell yeah

  • @nintendoman360 same here

  • 9:31 was that a fuckin babe or was it a guy

  • baby im not ready yet lol owned 4:25

  • well, she had a red cumshot on her face after that :D

  • the main reason she was screaming, i read, was because she got paint in her eyes XD

  • lol wow the budget of this movie was so fucking low. lol the special effects are so crappy, i cant believe this opened at the theaters lol

  • wtf death claw from fallout 3 6:23

  • yeah you're right!

  • 0:19 jason likes alot!

  • Jason : theres a lot of sharp objects here, think i'll take a few lol

  • damn man, he kills the hot doc first? DAMN!

  • jason is beast no one stands a chance against him

  • lol if they were smart they would cut his body up into tiny little peaces and seperate his peices around the world xD...its not like he cant be discombobulated xD

  • Yes, but how many times has Jason been drowned and brought back? At least 2. Apparently, that's not working.

  • and people still say that he is afraid of water.....

  • In Freddy vs JAson he was. :o

  • Why is that huge knife right there?

    I´ve never seen a surgeon working with one of these xD

    Future´s weird...

  • He still has the will to Jump back out in Freddy Vs Jason.

  • yea

    holding Fred's head

  • i think a kool thing to do is get a tiny tiny island in the middle of the ocean, put Nothing on the isalnd just leave the sand take the trees everything, and just drop him off there, and make sure people cant come withen miles of it, we probably wont be seein him for a while

  • Or we could just put him in a rocket ship and send him off into space. Then we'd almost 110% garunteedly NEVER hear from him again...

  • yeah but what if he found a way to control the ship or ride on a astroid back, maybe we could freeze him and just keep him froze

  • what a terrible place to stop. i mean in part 3 its like why did they stop it there. everyone knew what was gonna happen. it just ruined the flow

  • LOL i kept laughing at the end of the last part...thinking "let me guess, he smashes her frozen head on the table....prob kinda cool"

    i start this...SMAAAASH. hahahlol

  • If you can't kill something, Destroy it.

  • I know, they didn't think to try to incinerate him, or cut him into tiny bits and incinerate the bits....or anything? Come on.

  • My friend taught me this.

    I once asked him "Let's kill zombies!"

    he said "You can't kill them, only destroy them."

    The only I can find to kill Jason is by fire, grinding machine and acids.

  • 1,2, jason is walking slowly up to you

    3, 4, better shoot some more

    5, 6, grab your acid mix

    7, 8, he looks dead now mate

    9, 10, never be afraid again (until the next movie)

  • thats pretty good

  • if earth 1 is dead then, how did they rescue the girl who was frozen ??

  • i didnt really get that either, but i know Earth 1 is still there, because he only said that "the oceans and soil cannot sustain life".

    So im guessing thats why they had on those (pretty lame) suits and the robot-girl said "theres no toxins or chemicals in here" for them to worry about.

    my bigger question is how long did it take them to come up with such a superb, unique and original name such as "Earth 2" ? who would have been that clever?

  • :L lol

  • treasure hunters I guess.

  • My two biggest pet-peevs of this movie are the music and the look of Jason. The music is terrible. The auditory soundtrack isn't scary at all. It just gets old extremely fast. Jason's look is rediculous, and I'm not even talking about Uber Jason, which is on a completely different level of shit. The old Jason in this movie has short, curly hair. I don't mind it when Jason has hair. It looked really coool in FVJ and the new one, but here, his hair is matted down and almost looks curly.

  • lol i leave you to change while me and your friend here play disesemblement lmao poor dude

  • scary

  • scary

  • that guy looks like stone cold steve austin

  • 4:06

    To be honast he face was "BLEGH" anyway, but her body. ^.^ Zip her up and put her in my freezer.

    xD

  • 8:56 BFG, possible reference to Doom's BFG (Big Fucking Gun)?

  • damn...Jason is the shit without a doubt. I wonder if he knew what he was doing when he shoved her face into that liquid nitrogen? I only ask cause I don't think he knew what it was lol.

  • Of course he didn't know what he was doing he's retarded he has a very small brain and a very big head. But he such a sick villain who never really thinks.

  • lol you know, I'm gonna go with that.

  • at least he got pussy before he died xD

  • they always put hot chicks in scary movies and eventually they die

  • i love the videogame they were playing and it was funny when they thought jason was part of the game

  • when jason gets his new knife hes thinking happy birthday to me

  • lol when she gets blood all over her face is like think fast bitch

  • one more thing 6:03 is that a deathclaw

    from fallout????? it looks like it XD

  • 0:18 yay!! he got a new toy >=)

  • give the commander money and he changes his mind pretty damn quick haha

  • i love when hes picking out a knife. haha

  • Haha its funny in that game!

  • its so funny wen illsjason k

  • ENGRISH DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

  • >.> did u see a guy makeing a noise with a huge knife killing that chick? Nah it was probably just a bear. KILL HIM DONT ACT LIKE U DONT HEAR THAT WHORE

  • lol raptor scene at 4:35

  • gota love the part at 0:00

  • doom is more realistic than this

  • youd think after adavances in technology and killing earth theyd have replicators like in star trek and wouldnt have money

  • That commander guy reminds me of Mace Windu from star wars.

  • lol yeah XD

  • this was on last night

  • Did they base the plot around Aliens? Barring the poor acting, naff effects & hornyness, they're quite similar.

  • LoL they actually think they can kill Superman Jason :P

  • From about 4:28 is really crap acting from that couple!!

  • 0:20 Jasons probably thing meh it'd do

  • at 0:13-0:22 Jason is like wat do we have here. Im comin u muthf******

  • T T

     0 nooo nooo nooooooooo!

  • i love 0:00 to 0:04 fucking rude bro

  • they are very horny in the future.

  • yep cause few people the more they need so they fuck alot switch girls.. fuck again..

  • now my question is: why the hell do they have a futuristic machette in the surgical room....i thought surgery was all about, ahem "carefull" incisions..

  • Wtf....DFG..is this Doom.hahaha. but i love that.

  • LOL did this movie ever hit the the big picture?????

  • Lmao, Philly;; Thats Exactly What I was Thinking, Hahaa.

  • in 2008 they hung him n froze him but in 09 he is at crystal lake again lol

  • LMFAO

  • DAMN, I WANT THAT GAME!!

  • fucking dumbass

  • hey atleast the black guy has the right idea....

  • that was kinda funny when the guy said he got emx2

  • 7:55 rip breaker!!!

  • They should have waaay better weapons than they do now. Don't they have force fields? Ship-wide scans that can identify exactly where Jason is? I mean, come on his body signature isn't ANYTHING like a human's. Find him, isolate him, throw him into space, and phazer him to death. That's what I say.

  • I say, stop watching Star Trek. That's what l say.

  • 0:20 "just like good old times...hehehe"

  • lol i thought the guys in the virtual reality thing were actually dead XD

  • yea wen i 1st saw ths movie, i thot th same thing

  • Jason old hockey and his new one looks the same

  • LOL DUDE ive seeen so many horror movies that i know who dies first lol

  • wwhere part nine

  • U Do Not Want To Do Wat The Chap Did At 7:52

  • god space kids are so retarded.

  • lol right away.. SMASH!

  • Earth 2?What happened to Earth 1?  lol

  • u dont want to know dun duh dun

  • Michael Myers fucked that shit up

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  • EARTH 2??? LOL!!!

  • real imaginative in the furture arent they XD

  • is imaginative even a word lol

  • why can't there be some creativity in this fucking movie? First it's The Crystal Lake Research Facility, stealing the Quake Guns from DOOM, and now Earth 2! Did the writer fucking proofread his goddamn script?

  • they wer running out of ideas