we tried everything to kill him. Electrocution, gas, firing squad, etc. But never tried burning till he turned to ash come on fire only works for food. And a wood chipper only chips wood not bones and flesh. Well who would climb all the way to the top of a volcano and throw him in? But as i said we tried everything.
we tried everything to kill him. Electrocution, gas, firing squad, etc. But never tried burning till he turned to ash come on fire only works for food. And a wood chipper only chips wood not bones and flesh. Well who would climb all the way to the top of a volcano and throw him in? But as i said we tried everything.
@rockenjacob Ya instead we get FUCKIN JASON X!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! I don't even think that the date was even Friday the 13th oh god...How could they fuck this up even more?
i cant get past 3:19 it keeps stoping there but i can watch other parts of the vid except from after that point. someone please tell me what happens!!!!!!
lol if they were smart they would cut his body up into tiny little peaces and seperate his peices around the world xD...its not like he cant be discombobulated xD
i think a kool thing to do is get a tiny tiny island in the middle of the ocean, put Nothing on the isalnd just leave the sand take the trees everything, and just drop him off there, and make sure people cant come withen miles of it, we probably wont be seein him for a while
i didnt really get that either, but i know Earth 1 is still there, because he only said that "the oceans and soil cannot sustain life".
So im guessing thats why they had on those (pretty lame) suits and the robot-girl said "theres no toxins or chemicals in here" for them to worry about.
my bigger question is how long did it take them to come up with such a superb, unique and original name such as "Earth 2" ? who would have been that clever?
My two biggest pet-peevs of this movie are the music and the look of Jason. The music is terrible. The auditory soundtrack isn't scary at all. It just gets old extremely fast. Jason's look is rediculous, and I'm not even talking about Uber Jason, which is on a completely different level of shit. The old Jason in this movie has short, curly hair. I don't mind it when Jason has hair. It looked really coool in FVJ and the new one, but here, his hair is matted down and almost looks curly.
damn...Jason is the shit without a doubt. I wonder if he knew what he was doing when he shoved her face into that liquid nitrogen? I only ask cause I don't think he knew what it was lol.
Of course he didn't know what he was doing he's retarded he has a very small brain and a very big head. But he such a sick villain who never really thinks.
>.> did u see a guy makeing a noise with a huge knife killing that chick? Nah it was probably just a bear. KILL HIM DONT ACT LIKE U DONT HEAR THAT WHORE
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Ooops! Not comparing, just pointing out the plot at the start. Aliens is far superior and an absolutely a work of art. Jason x just ripped it I reckon. :0)
now my question is: why the hell do they have a futuristic machette in the surgical room....i thought surgery was all about, ahem "carefull" incisions..
They should have waaay better weapons than they do now. Don't they have force fields? Ship-wide scans that can identify exactly where Jason is? I mean, come on his body signature isn't ANYTHING like a human's. Find him, isolate him, throw him into space, and phazer him to death. That's what I say.
why can't there be some creativity in this fucking movie? First it's The Crystal Lake Research Facility, stealing the Quake Guns from DOOM, and now Earth 2! Did the writer fucking proofread his goddamn script?
yeah that first kill right there was pretty boss
thehbkfan777 1 month ago in playlist More videos from leoloveisabelle
6:26 "i just saved yurr ass" rofl luv the way he said it
TheNormalkid12 2 months ago
that was fucking awesome
KILLY2A0121 2 months ago in playlist More videos from leoloveisabelle
0:00 omg omg she wus hot omg omg omgomg but wow wu ta good way to start a vid like lol she got her ass pawnd like i did to her last night XD
daizhaun239 7 months ago
8:48 TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND!
TourettesDanny 7 months ago
Wow, Jason knows how to find his sex victims.
TheKRAL17 8 months ago
They should have watched Terminator 2.
Throwing Jason into a vat of molten steel could work...
Deavi783 9 months ago
8:30.....i wish the black dude would shut up that yappy little twirp in the suit!
acerb45666555 9 months ago
Press 0.
MultiDeposit 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
we tried everything to kill him. Electrocution, gas, firing squad, etc. But never tried burning till he turned to ash come on fire only works for food. And a wood chipper only chips wood not bones and flesh. Well who would climb all the way to the top of a volcano and throw him in? But as i said we tried everything.
Dhruv1223 10 months ago
we tried everything to kill him. Electrocution, gas, firing squad, etc. But never tried burning till he turned to ash come on fire only works for food. And a wood chipper only chips wood not bones and flesh. Well who would climb all the way to the top of a volcano and throw him in? But as i said we tried everything.
Dhruv1223 10 months ago
@Dhruv1223 in here, they could've simply.... launched him into the sun >_>
seanw23 4 months ago in playlist More videos from leoloveisabelle
@seanw23
Yes but come on it had been a long journey, and they were tired. They just couldn't bother :P. Also if they did they would be outta work.
Dhruv1223 4 months ago
to think that even after 445 years a brain that was dumb and had the same size as a pea, would outsmart some of the best scientists.
Dhruv1223 10 months ago
They should have tried to chop him in pieces..
GoldJakeTV 10 months ago
4:25 - Skeeet lol
Kevbro180 10 months ago
when he jumped onto jasons back i literally just shook my head and rolled my eyes
farmgirl666 1 year ago
Jason's like "Where the fuck am I at!!!!!"
Straphis2001 1 year ago 3
450 years later lots of sex. And still killing people.
pricezack 1 year ago
Nice new machette
calvinxoxo 1 year ago 3
@calvinxoxo its so beast! haha i want one of those!
fredl4d13 1 year ago
wtf there still talking 6:58
FireTrainer12 1 year ago
y would u put jason in a space ship
jswaggjfresh 1 year ago
@jswaggjfresh Jason's trying to figure that out also.
Straphis2001 1 year ago
rowans shitty boss got pwned in the beginning
TheMarkshot 1 year ago
why didnt thay just call it firday the 13th in space or somwthing like that
rockenjacob 1 year ago
@rockenjacob Ya instead we get FUCKIN JASON X!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! I don't even think that the date was even Friday the 13th oh god...How could they fuck this up even more?
JangoJosh99 1 year ago
wow this future guys dumb they puted jason in life and i like it now theres a serial killer in future
TheDJayson 1 year ago
@TheDJayson puted? and u said this movie is dumb LOL
chipsowns 1 year ago
yeah but I got my groove on now know what sayin
His groove gets him killed
MrDBZfan22 1 year ago
anybody notice that when Jason lifts the girls head with a smashed/shattered face, she has no brain tissue whatsoever inside her skull?
Aki205 1 year ago
@Aki205 blondes dont have brains apparently
TQXPreturns 1 year ago
0:15 which to choose
oh yea the big ass knife right there
jasper201369 1 year ago
why u gotta do that to a pretty face jason
psychozombie101 1 year ago
lol I laugh when someone dies
iluvtwinkiesCP 1 year ago
Comment removed
guitarpro619 1 year ago
I love the way the vid started LMAO
Mikeya0902 1 year ago 3
0:15 Jason is like WOHOOO ITS CHRISTMAS TIME NOW BITCHES!
NuclearMovies 1 year ago 4
@NuclearMovies no way man he's thinking this will do until i get my trusty Machete back
JokerScars69 1 year ago
BFG? wait a doom referece? okay thats awesome
vampirehunterme 1 year ago
wow this is scary y the heck did they brought him on borad
mileyrayjenn45 1 year ago 2
@mileyrayjenn45 generic horror movie reason #1: white people.
e69alpha 1 year ago 3
Ships on full alert and lockdown but they think they have time for a video game?
samthepsycicclam 1 year ago
I love that expressive gesture after he smashes her head. SMASH. Humph that was agrivating!
samthepsycicclam 1 year ago
whats with the wierd ass video game
lotis4real 1 year ago
Is this meant to be scary? Man i must be getting to used to this stuff. it just does not bother me at all.. Lucky they have great actors! LOL
mattnsim 1 year ago
lmao theres a murderer on board and theyre playing a video game.
dango989 1 year ago
i cant get past 3:19 it keeps stoping there but i can watch other parts of the vid except from after that point. someone please tell me what happens!!!!!!
rambo00rock17 1 year ago
0:57 where do i need to go? mhh i will go to the left
RoflHopter 1 year ago 2
7:56 pwened
SuperBob278 1 year ago 2
interesting way to start a video, a chick getting her face smashed into a counter
willmitchem1 2 years ago 30
@willmitchem1 LOL yea
BigAphel 2 years ago 2
imagine this jason and freddy and michal COMBINE he would kill everyone (not that he already isnt) lol
digy45 2 years ago
lol at 5:00 it was like " i told you so"
tehw000000t 2 years ago
i agree with 80smusicfanNO1.....FACE SALAD
rogertupac187 2 years ago
Jason has big penis
skalever80 2 years ago
Jason was like "what the hell?" at 7:30
supercool126 2 years ago
Why do you people everytime watch a movie and something funny happends, then you comment it differently? No he was not like "what the hell?"
LordDrakull5001 2 years ago
kool
fcandfm3000 2 years ago
You picked a terrible place to cut the video.
80smusicfanNO1 2 years ago 6
hell yeah that's the best kill
CJxFLO 2 years ago
so nice movies
of jason
speednick0 2 years ago 2
WTF ! 6:01 0:38 !?
red0o 2 years ago 4
i love this movie...awesome
nicocawili 2 years ago
WTF 06:01
ulticrosser 2 years ago 2
WTF what the hell is that 6.01
HALO117THRILL 2 years ago 2
WTF what the hell is that at 0:38
xfilesmanson 2 years ago 3
lol
HALO117THRILL 2 years ago
wow what ass holes sound proof glass
HALO117THRILL 2 years ago
tjkh0tsssssssssssssssdfjgifjnbldvnbijdfghngdojbogfndhognlkm vfdohjg;kmfghogtdnmhodnblufhlgknmto8uhbnfdjhrjvghrfkv frwhgkdanvgifbdnvirfuhgvjnsfdvigyhsfdivbhgdtjnhudtnbhjnnhdfmnbgdhfdnbdfsugmpjhkb kthfgnbuifdnbfhgbjdf bnigfdnbdtnbodfgnibncbvdsbvcnystgf bihjdgjhjds nviydsghfvlvbmrjgvousdvfk;mihdfgjfsmvgudfjyvnsuofdghhovbsdgvhgrrshfhugfhufghhugfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
320storm 2 years ago
for a hot robot she sure does pms
snackhat 2 years ago
why the fuck why they keep sharp objects in a ship
joagnishad 2 years ago
dumb kids and their hockey masks and there sharp objects and the ... playstations
snackhat 2 years ago 4
a nice way to start the video
nintendoman360 2 years ago 37
@nintendoman360 hell yeah
Fahrijmez100 1 year ago
@nintendoman360 same here
yvettellugo 9 months ago
9:31 was that a fuckin babe or was it a guy
loserofyou 2 years ago 2
baby im not ready yet lol owned 4:25
Jevon254 2 years ago
well, she had a red cumshot on her face after that :D
StfuNao 2 years ago
the main reason she was screaming, i read, was because she got paint in her eyes XD
Ironsped18 2 years ago
lol wow the budget of this movie was so fucking low. lol the special effects are so crappy, i cant believe this opened at the theaters lol
7m28 2 years ago
wtf death claw from fallout 3 6:23
mrbz134 2 years ago 4
yeah you're right!
StfuNao 2 years ago
0:19 jason likes alot!
mrbz134 2 years ago
Jason : theres a lot of sharp objects here, think i'll take a few lol
Jalen633 2 years ago 4
damn man, he kills the hot doc first? DAMN!
jeffror32 2 years ago 3
jason is beast no one stands a chance against him
afterlife207 2 years ago 5
lol if they were smart they would cut his body up into tiny little peaces and seperate his peices around the world xD...its not like he cant be discombobulated xD
thadominican09 2 years ago
Yes, but how many times has Jason been drowned and brought back? At least 2. Apparently, that's not working.
nbalive88 2 years ago
and people still say that he is afraid of water.....
Naturepheonix 2 years ago
In Freddy vs JAson he was. :o
MQnebulaAQW 2 years ago
Why is that huge knife right there?
I´ve never seen a surgeon working with one of these xD
Future´s weird...
frankenguy 2 years ago 6
He still has the will to Jump back out in Freddy Vs Jason.
Naturepheonix 2 years ago
yea
holding Fred's head
mrpotatfacemn8675309 2 years ago 2
i think a kool thing to do is get a tiny tiny island in the middle of the ocean, put Nothing on the isalnd just leave the sand take the trees everything, and just drop him off there, and make sure people cant come withen miles of it, we probably wont be seein him for a while
ourawsomenessshow 2 years ago
Or we could just put him in a rocket ship and send him off into space. Then we'd almost 110% garunteedly NEVER hear from him again...
nbalive88 2 years ago 3
yeah but what if he found a way to control the ship or ride on a astroid back, maybe we could freeze him and just keep him froze
ourawsomenessshow 2 years ago
what a terrible place to stop. i mean in part 3 its like why did they stop it there. everyone knew what was gonna happen. it just ruined the flow
tapeworm489 2 years ago
LOL i kept laughing at the end of the last part...thinking "let me guess, he smashes her frozen head on the table....prob kinda cool"
i start this...SMAAAASH. hahahlol
mhaze210 2 years ago
If you can't kill something, Destroy it.
Naturepheonix 2 years ago 2
I know, they didn't think to try to incinerate him, or cut him into tiny bits and incinerate the bits....or anything? Come on.
Mormegril 2 years ago
My friend taught me this.
I once asked him "Let's kill zombies!"
he said "You can't kill them, only destroy them."
The only I can find to kill Jason is by fire, grinding machine and acids.
Naturepheonix 2 years ago
1,2, jason is walking slowly up to you
3, 4, better shoot some more
5, 6, grab your acid mix
7, 8, he looks dead now mate
9, 10, never be afraid again (until the next movie)
TheFreddyman001 2 years ago 5
thats pretty good
rockstribute 2 years ago
if earth 1 is dead then, how did they rescue the girl who was frozen ??
sims24eva6 2 years ago
i didnt really get that either, but i know Earth 1 is still there, because he only said that "the oceans and soil cannot sustain life".
So im guessing thats why they had on those (pretty lame) suits and the robot-girl said "theres no toxins or chemicals in here" for them to worry about.
my bigger question is how long did it take them to come up with such a superb, unique and original name such as "Earth 2" ? who would have been that clever?
mhaze210 2 years ago
:L lol
sims24eva6 2 years ago
treasure hunters I guess.
Anzariel 2 years ago
My two biggest pet-peevs of this movie are the music and the look of Jason. The music is terrible. The auditory soundtrack isn't scary at all. It just gets old extremely fast. Jason's look is rediculous, and I'm not even talking about Uber Jason, which is on a completely different level of shit. The old Jason in this movie has short, curly hair. I don't mind it when Jason has hair. It looked really coool in FVJ and the new one, but here, his hair is matted down and almost looks curly.
DerTrommler3D 2 years ago
lol i leave you to change while me and your friend here play disesemblement lmao poor dude
seforoth123 2 years ago
scary
ipodhuman79999 2 years ago
scary
ipodhuman79999 2 years ago
that guy looks like stone cold steve austin
coolnerd100 2 years ago
4:06
To be honast he face was "BLEGH" anyway, but her body. ^.^ Zip her up and put her in my freezer.
xD
ShadowoOfBlood 2 years ago
8:56 BFG, possible reference to Doom's BFG (Big Fucking Gun)?
Last4xis 2 years ago
damn...Jason is the shit without a doubt. I wonder if he knew what he was doing when he shoved her face into that liquid nitrogen? I only ask cause I don't think he knew what it was lol.
hunk84 2 years ago
Of course he didn't know what he was doing he's retarded he has a very small brain and a very big head. But he such a sick villain who never really thinks.
41181131815239 2 years ago
lol you know, I'm gonna go with that.
hunk84 2 years ago
at least he got pussy before he died xD
billabam 2 years ago 2
they always put hot chicks in scary movies and eventually they die
royandfrida 2 years ago
i love the videogame they were playing and it was funny when they thought jason was part of the game
tsamethepuppy 2 years ago 3
when jason gets his new knife hes thinking happy birthday to me
boom3100 2 years ago 6
lol when she gets blood all over her face is like think fast bitch
samoyed25550 2 years ago
one more thing 6:03 is that a deathclaw
from fallout????? it looks like it XD
sweden360 2 years ago
0:18 yay!! he got a new toy >=)
sweden360 2 years ago
give the commander money and he changes his mind pretty damn quick haha
Superman1792 2 years ago
i love when hes picking out a knife. haha
xoxoteamedwardxoxo 2 years ago
Haha its funny in that game!
Dustehue928 2 years ago
its so funny wen illsjason k
jesserogans 2 years ago
ENGRISH DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
AaronSparda990 2 years ago
>.> did u see a guy makeing a noise with a huge knife killing that chick? Nah it was probably just a bear. KILL HIM DONT ACT LIKE U DONT HEAR THAT WHORE
MatthewthaKool97 2 years ago
lol raptor scene at 4:35
dragonkingchaos 2 years ago
gota love the part at 0:00
JZDestruction 2 years ago
doom is more realistic than this
devo7654 2 years ago
youd think after adavances in technology and killing earth theyd have replicators like in star trek and wouldnt have money
oreolvrsshane1987 2 years ago 2
That commander guy reminds me of Mace Windu from star wars.
Protectorett 2 years ago 3
lol yeah XD
ferrynator15 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
now thats how you but a bitch in her place! freeze her face then bust it open!
chopzdalo 2 years ago
this was on last night
stratuswilson 2 years ago
Did they base the plot around Aliens? Barring the poor acting, naff effects & hornyness, they're quite similar.
scenic456 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
How dare you compare this movie to Aliens. Aliens was a masterpiece. This crap is just that. Crap.
Delta0prative 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Ooops! Not comparing, just pointing out the plot at the start. Aliens is far superior and an absolutely a work of art. Jason x just ripped it I reckon. :0)
scenic456 2 years ago
LoL they actually think they can kill Superman Jason :P
StigAndreas 2 years ago
From about 4:28 is really crap acting from that couple!!
WillowFrancais 2 years ago
0:20 Jasons probably thing meh it'd do
Panabag 2 years ago 2
at 0:13-0:22 Jason is like wat do we have here. Im comin u muthf******
nas12271 2 years ago 3
T T
0 nooo nooo nooooooooo!
khalled100 2 years ago
i love 0:00 to 0:04 fucking rude bro
cya4evernalways 2 years ago
they are very horny in the future.
RetroWithRyan 2 years ago
yep cause few people the more they need so they fuck alot switch girls.. fuck again..
karutobi 2 years ago
now my question is: why the hell do they have a futuristic machette in the surgical room....i thought surgery was all about, ahem "carefull" incisions..
crazkidio 2 years ago
Wtf....DFG..is this Doom.hahaha. but i love that.
FearZombies 2 years ago
LOL did this movie ever hit the the big picture?????
fr4nkie82 2 years ago
Lmao, Philly;; Thats Exactly What I was Thinking, Hahaa.
MMAManiac49 2 years ago
in 2008 they hung him n froze him but in 09 he is at crystal lake again lol
phillyphanatic007 2 years ago
LMFAO
NissanDrifter127 2 years ago
DAMN, I WANT THAT GAME!!
djxmemory2 2 years ago
fucking dumbass
tripleh26184 2 years ago
hey atleast the black guy has the right idea....
thescarletsilence 2 years ago 2
that was kinda funny when the guy said he got emx2
sonjalightowlers 2 years ago
7:55 rip breaker!!!
deion20011 2 years ago
They should have waaay better weapons than they do now. Don't they have force fields? Ship-wide scans that can identify exactly where Jason is? I mean, come on his body signature isn't ANYTHING like a human's. Find him, isolate him, throw him into space, and phazer him to death. That's what I say.
AmethystSnow 2 years ago 2
I say, stop watching Star Trek. That's what l say.
lilazndude1145 2 years ago
0:20 "just like good old times...hehehe"
angus7021 2 years ago
lol i thought the guys in the virtual reality thing were actually dead XD
JoshBoyy1 2 years ago
yea wen i 1st saw ths movie, i thot th same thing
51909relapseminem 2 years ago
Jason old hockey and his new one looks the same
kirachoujin 2 years ago
LOL DUDE ive seeen so many horror movies that i know who dies first lol
ulysses198 2 years ago
wwhere part nine
MrCreater22 2 years ago
U Do Not Want To Do Wat The Chap Did At 7:52
ICChampUmagaForever 2 years ago
god space kids are so retarded.
Legendxv1 2 years ago
lol right away.. SMASH!
JandBigT 2 years ago 3
Earth 2?What happened to Earth 1? lol
westtristan96 2 years ago
u dont want to know dun duh dun
tjdsocc 2 years ago
Michael Myers fucked that shit up
gnarkill176 2 years ago
genial ejejjejeejejejeejejjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
eeeeeee
e Eeeeeeee
eeeeeee Masa s
wa w ed
JosueRapDRIFT 2 years ago
EARTH 2??? LOL!!!
liamp1000 2 years ago 2
real imaginative in the furture arent they XD
darthkarr 2 years ago
is imaginative even a word lol
t2nvanphuc 2 years ago
why can't there be some creativity in this fucking movie? First it's The Crystal Lake Research Facility, stealing the Quake Guns from DOOM, and now Earth 2! Did the writer fucking proofread his goddamn script?
zombiemonster 2 years ago
they wer running out of ideas
51909relapseminem 2 years ago