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  • Bugatti my ass those things get like 4 mpg and they cost 1.6 million dollars so I pretty much doubt you have the fastest car in the world but I don't need to no about your 9 incher?

  • i drive around in a toy car now wanna se my di**

  • its just an ad

  • well i have a bugatti veyron AND a 9 incher so how cool is that.

  • That would impress me, just prolly not the way he would want it to. ;p

  • jaja Buen anuncio!

  • a dick like this has never brought me a girl alone

  • i love dating guys with tiny cars

  • @lastnamefang I have a tiny one

  • @dummyspitter (one being penis)

  • those girls were hooters :P

  • buy some braces, asshole

  • Guys want tits and ass.. Girls want money and power, but if neither of those, then big dicks.. You can win guys over with the physical, while girls can be won over with the mental. A lot of shallow shit here, I know.. So you still crushin on somebody after reading this? My honest opinion.. Live your life! Do that and you'll find somebody in time, who is in sync with your heart. Quit seeking out and just let yourself be found, while on your path following your passions and goals.

  • @jiggpuff Preach it man. You're right on. Wasting your time to change yourself to impress someone is pointless. As cliche' as it sounds, you'll find someone when you least expect it.

  • id rather have a nice car and not be "big"

  • retarded

    

  • 0:10 I honestly thought he was going to chuck a grenade at them.

  • @OFFICIALreaper5 haha me to

  • My cars huge >.> rofl

  • people with awesome cars are hiding a small dick. So a bunsiness man with a awesome house car everything probaly has a smalll dick

  • I will try this...haha!!!

  • tanay2035  Being respectful may get you a friend, but being an asshole gets you a date.

  • hahaha... because those girls are about to throw their life by not having a real love so they choose to just have some fun til someone falls with them.. well when i chase girls i suck.. they got turn off but when i let them took the 1st impression they like or almost fall in their own trap, if you wanna impress ladies just be yourself dont be over confident and grow up show some respect.

  • be an asshole and ignore them, they seem to love that, they hate men who are caring and nice

  • basically.

  • LOL!!

  • i just rofled

  • i dont get it ?

  • if you dont get it you must be very young

  • his dick got bigger and his car got smaller

  • Treat the girl with respect. Woman are not objects or simply there to be a piece of eye candy. They want to feel like they are an equal. They want to see you being interested in them and who they are. The greatest compliment may be when someone gets you. Respecting the girl may just get you a date.

  • you can say that to women too cause they allways look at my ass and say "cute"

  • wow i'd rather keep da car .LOl

  • lol donky.

  • hahaha this is Funny the comments Love DOnt have nothing to do with sexy fk Virgins. I can bit that they haven't hammer your little pussy with a big cock haved they

  • Lol.... wow.

  • Why was the car getting smaller ?

    And if was going to have sex with those chicks they would be all like " WHY IS YOUR DICK SO SMALL NOW ! "

  • The car was getting smaller because first he wanted to impress the girls with his car, but when he got a "bigger" dick, the car had nothing to say, because they only want the dick.... or something like that :)

  • ok that video was weir but cool real cool mayby

  • if a girl really love you she will not see your dick or whatever

  • true

  • @dementiont Its how to impress a girl. not how to make a girl fall in love and marry you.

  • @dementiont u clearly have a small penis since u cant take a joke...''if a girl really loves''..stfu and go bag a pillow ..even the pillow wont feel a thing.

  • @dementiont yes she will

  • lol commercial

  • my penis is 3 inches erect and i cant afford a car.... am i okay

  • if you are a crying little bitch you can only fuck yourself but if you be smart and not let your emotions get you, you can tap a lot of ass. you have all it takes, the power - words.

  • well if they like u 4 who u r, its ok

  • im 13 erceted im 5 inches

  • @wonkerjk why would you tell us this?

  • @wonkerjk who on youtube gives to flying fucks

  • you. you responded to a 5 month comment

  • wow, youre dumb and a good kisser...

  • lol..

  • it means girls dont care about your car, they care about your DICK :D:D

  • Ooooooo does that work?

  • hahaha this one is funny

  • wtf... the car got smaller?

  • xD girls don't care about your car, but your dick xD

  • no it means guys with big cars have small dicks :)

    when his cock becomes bigger his car becomes automatically smaller...

  • Well.....i got a 3ft car ;)

  • ahahahahaa ulriksj u silly

  • You can tell that vid was written by a female or some homosexual liberal. I gots a big truck and I'm proud of my cock size BYOTCH!

  • true lol

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • lol

  • haha nice

  • that was wow but the girls were hot

  • just a funny joke, hopfully not for shure!!

  • haha great =D

  • umm im 12 and i had 1 girlfriend and madeout with 2 others,but there is this new girl that is hard to impress...some of my friends say thst she likes me and some dont think she does so im not really sure...and i breakdance if thst is any help so any tips ???? please help

  • flowers ..give her flowers it is always work and be confidened

  • it sounds stupid. but do all the simple stuff, e.g. msn her/txt her or similar (within reason) then jus b friendly and stuff. etc. and flowers. and dont get in the friend zone

  • hi, im a girl and now what impesses a girl. all you have to do is act funny and talk to her. and pretty soon she will fall into your arms. when you think about it. it is really easy!!!

  • lol thats awsome.

  • lol

  • it waz ajoke and i wazn't to impress the video shuld of been longer too u know

  • haha damn

  • LMAO

  • hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahha­haahhahahahahahah the car gets small and the cock gets even bigger lol i aggree with kizzanpo1

  • yeah the video wants to show us, that guys with big cars have small cocks, and the otherway round.

  • so girls like big cocks???????

  • wow

  • hahaha wow.

  • lol

  • Big dong gets em ever time.lol

  • Best invention ever lol

  • where can i get one?

  • calm down, it was just a joke.

  • lmao nice

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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