Bugatti my ass those things get like 4 mpg and they cost 1.6 million dollars so I pretty much doubt you have the fastest car in the world but I don't need to no about your 9 incher?
Guys want tits and ass.. Girls want money and power, but if neither of those, then big dicks.. You can win guys over with the physical, while girls can be won over with the mental. A lot of shallow shit here, I know.. So you still crushin on somebody after reading this? My honest opinion.. Live your life! Do that and you'll find somebody in time, who is in sync with your heart. Quit seeking out and just let yourself be found, while on your path following your passions and goals.
@jiggpuff Preach it man. You're right on. Wasting your time to change yourself to impress someone is pointless. As cliche' as it sounds, you'll find someone when you least expect it.
hahaha... because those girls are about to throw their life by not having a real love so they choose to just have some fun til someone falls with them.. well when i chase girls i suck.. they got turn off but when i let them took the 1st impression they like or almost fall in their own trap, if you wanna impress ladies just be yourself dont be over confident and grow up show some respect.
Treat the girl with respect. Woman are not objects or simply there to be a piece of eye candy. They want to feel like they are an equal. They want to see you being interested in them and who they are. The greatest compliment may be when someone gets you. Respecting the girl may just get you a date.
hahaha this is Funny the comments Love DOnt have nothing to do with sexy fk Virgins. I can bit that they haven't hammer your little pussy with a big cock haved they
The car was getting smaller because first he wanted to impress the girls with his car, but when he got a "bigger" dick, the car had nothing to say, because they only want the dick.... or something like that :)
@dementiont u clearly have a small penis since u cant take a joke...''if a girl really loves''..stfu and go bag a pillow ..even the pillow wont feel a thing.
if you are a crying little bitch you can only fuck yourself but if you be smart and not let your emotions get you, you can tap a lot of ass. you have all it takes, the power - words.
umm im 12 and i had 1 girlfriend and madeout with 2 others,but there is this new girl that is hard to impress...some of my friends say thst she likes me and some dont think she does so im not really sure...and i breakdance if thst is any help so any tips ???? please help
it sounds stupid. but do all the simple stuff, e.g. msn her/txt her or similar (within reason) then jus b friendly and stuff. etc. and flowers. and dont get in the friend zone
hi, im a girl and now what impesses a girl. all you have to do is act funny and talk to her. and pretty soon she will fall into your arms. when you think about it. it is really easy!!!
hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahahah the car gets small and the cock gets even bigger lol i aggree with kizzanpo1
Bugatti my ass those things get like 4 mpg and they cost 1.6 million dollars so I pretty much doubt you have the fastest car in the world but I don't need to no about your 9 incher?
SuperCody04 10 months ago
i drive around in a toy car now wanna se my di**
gugita354 1 year ago
its just an ad
tylerjamesyeah 1 year ago
well i have a bugatti veyron AND a 9 incher so how cool is that.
123hardcoretyp 1 year ago
That would impress me, just prolly not the way he would want it to. ;p
RosesReality 1 year ago
jaja Buen anuncio!
miguel29092 1 year ago
a dick like this has never brought me a girl alone
041190Jarkal 1 year ago
i love dating guys with tiny cars
lastnamefang 1 year ago
@lastnamefang I have a tiny one
dummyspitter 1 year ago
@dummyspitter (one being penis)
ThePEACEMAKERzz 1 year ago
those girls were hooters :P
Deathlock11 1 year ago
buy some braces, asshole
SCREAMOpants 1 year ago
Guys want tits and ass.. Girls want money and power, but if neither of those, then big dicks.. You can win guys over with the physical, while girls can be won over with the mental. A lot of shallow shit here, I know.. So you still crushin on somebody after reading this? My honest opinion.. Live your life! Do that and you'll find somebody in time, who is in sync with your heart. Quit seeking out and just let yourself be found, while on your path following your passions and goals.
jiggpuff 1 year ago
@jiggpuff Preach it man. You're right on. Wasting your time to change yourself to impress someone is pointless. As cliche' as it sounds, you'll find someone when you least expect it.
HeadHunterBTB 1 year ago
id rather have a nice car and not be "big"
eragon1518 1 year ago
retarded
WAFFL3LORD 1 year ago
0:10 I honestly thought he was going to chuck a grenade at them.
OFFICIALreaper5 1 year ago 3
@OFFICIALreaper5 haha me to
bulldogdtn 1 year ago
My cars huge >.> rofl
riz44 2 years ago
people with awesome cars are hiding a small dick. So a bunsiness man with a awesome house car everything probaly has a smalll dick
wonkerjk 2 years ago
I will try this...haha!!!
stefantiby 2 years ago
tanay2035 Being respectful may get you a friend, but being an asshole gets you a date.
jeffhatespeople 2 years ago
hahaha... because those girls are about to throw their life by not having a real love so they choose to just have some fun til someone falls with them.. well when i chase girls i suck.. they got turn off but when i let them took the 1st impression they like or almost fall in their own trap, if you wanna impress ladies just be yourself dont be over confident and grow up show some respect.
spazwarden2 2 years ago
be an asshole and ignore them, they seem to love that, they hate men who are caring and nice
Crazyman1212 2 years ago 7
basically.
Mathman1ac 2 years ago
LOL!!
TrueTalkTV 2 years ago
i just rofled
SealedPredator 2 years ago
i dont get it ?
aevans5067 2 years ago
if you dont get it you must be very young
punjabixthugg 2 years ago 3
his dick got bigger and his car got smaller
TheTomislav 2 years ago
Treat the girl with respect. Woman are not objects or simply there to be a piece of eye candy. They want to feel like they are an equal. They want to see you being interested in them and who they are. The greatest compliment may be when someone gets you. Respecting the girl may just get you a date.
tanay2035 2 years ago 2
you can say that to women too cause they allways look at my ass and say "cute"
goodmood3 2 years ago
wow i'd rather keep da car .LOl
koralen08 2 years ago
lol donky.
TheWaqarpk 2 years ago
hahaha this is Funny the comments Love DOnt have nothing to do with sexy fk Virgins. I can bit that they haven't hammer your little pussy with a big cock haved they
Leo6276 2 years ago
Lol.... wow.
BlackEyedGhost 2 years ago
Why was the car getting smaller ?
And if was going to have sex with those chicks they would be all like " WHY IS YOUR DICK SO SMALL NOW ! "
NNd0809 2 years ago 2
The car was getting smaller because first he wanted to impress the girls with his car, but when he got a "bigger" dick, the car had nothing to say, because they only want the dick.... or something like that :)
HondaRider85r 2 years ago 2
ok that video was weir but cool real cool mayby
MARITEREMRE 2 years ago
if a girl really love you she will not see your dick or whatever
dementiont 2 years ago 31
true
Drakillon 2 years ago
@dementiont Its how to impress a girl. not how to make a girl fall in love and marry you.
yanirawr 1 year ago
@dementiont u clearly have a small penis since u cant take a joke...''if a girl really loves''..stfu and go bag a pillow ..even the pillow wont feel a thing.
nomitata 1 year ago
@dementiont yes she will
dicein6 7 months ago
lol commercial
darshy1991 2 years ago
my penis is 3 inches erect and i cant afford a car.... am i okay
Rkamlage 2 years ago 11
if you are a crying little bitch you can only fuck yourself but if you be smart and not let your emotions get you, you can tap a lot of ass. you have all it takes, the power - words.
buckethead111 2 years ago
well if they like u 4 who u r, its ok
Andyrooc 2 years ago
im 13 erceted im 5 inches
wonkerjk 2 years ago
@wonkerjk why would you tell us this?
Daniel39363 1 year ago
@wonkerjk who on youtube gives to flying fucks
H3ro3ofZ3ro3s 1 year ago
you. you responded to a 5 month comment
wonkerjk 1 year ago
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wow, youre dumb and a good kisser...
uivzdnfituoez 3 years ago
lol..
kusana9i 3 years ago
it means girls dont care about your car, they care about your DICK :D:D
WandaPro 3 years ago
Ooooooo does that work?
muddertate 3 years ago
hahaha this one is funny
messir87 3 years ago 4
wtf... the car got smaller?
honeybucket93 3 years ago
xD girls don't care about your car, but your dick xD
ulriksj 3 years ago
no it means guys with big cars have small dicks :)
when his cock becomes bigger his car becomes automatically smaller...
uivzdnfituoez 3 years ago 2
Well.....i got a 3ft car ;)
ulriksj 3 years ago 7
ahahahahaa ulriksj u silly
askfoxy 2 years ago
You can tell that vid was written by a female or some homosexual liberal. I gots a big truck and I'm proud of my cock size BYOTCH!
DimebagVision 2 years ago
true lol
ElvisBluntman777 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!
sarion911 3 years ago
lol
rdecaserio 3 years ago
haha nice
fudgey931 3 years ago
that was wow but the girls were hot
markanater6 3 years ago 3
just a funny joke, hopfully not for shure!!
saussymoss 3 years ago 2
haha great =D
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iamboredy 3 years ago
umm im 12 and i had 1 girlfriend and madeout with 2 others,but there is this new girl that is hard to impress...some of my friends say thst she likes me and some dont think she does so im not really sure...and i breakdance if thst is any help so any tips ???? please help
iamboredy 3 years ago
flowers ..give her flowers it is always work and be confidened
ressat72 3 years ago
it sounds stupid. but do all the simple stuff, e.g. msn her/txt her or similar (within reason) then jus b friendly and stuff. etc. and flowers. and dont get in the friend zone
treasurewm1234 3 years ago
hi, im a girl and now what impesses a girl. all you have to do is act funny and talk to her. and pretty soon she will fall into your arms. when you think about it. it is really easy!!!
saussymoss 3 years ago 7
lol thats awsome.
bluevipa 3 years ago
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I want a blow up cock in my ass
travispastranaone99 3 years ago
lol
ChuyitoM 3 years ago 2
it waz ajoke and i wazn't to impress the video shuld of been longer too u know
AshleyTisdaleGirl365 3 years ago 2
haha damn
vangstr4life 3 years ago
LMAO
scalibur56 3 years ago
hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahahah the car gets small and the cock gets even bigger lol i aggree with kizzanpo1
Mytran916 3 years ago
yeah the video wants to show us, that guys with big cars have small cocks, and the otherway round.
KizZamP01 4 years ago 6
so girls like big cocks???????
chetaioo 4 years ago 11
wow
spyhunter198526 4 years ago
hahaha wow.
HotTiieWiiTaBoTTii51 4 years ago
lol
Ichweissnichtwieichh 4 years ago
Big dong gets em ever time.lol
lionheart209 4 years ago
Best invention ever lol
RedScorpion2008 4 years ago 2
where can i get one?
magna188 4 years ago 7
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LMAOOO YOUR SO DUMB...why would you wanna buy that....LMAOOO you loser, cant get a girl without that machine
Ryungsta 4 years ago
calm down, it was just a joke.
magna188 4 years ago 26
lmao nice
nubsmacker 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mapledude82 5 years ago