Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Jeff Dunham Monologue Part 1

[JRRTolkienLOTR]

@kejollneys BIIIITCH! *click*

[JadMyDad]

best part is from 4:20 on

[EMILYMICHELLE1991]

I laugh harder every time.

[patcynik]

I bet his wife divorced him because of the prius. I wonder if he gets to keep it after the settlement.

[Ariela1230]

16 people did that a little too well LOL

[Deaflemming1]

laugh my ass off every time!!!!! hehe love Jeff

[iCheesey]

Lol he's still good alone, but yeah I wanna see the puppets XD

[seanthecomentator]

golden retryers are the best dogs ever i have one called bess she's 13 abouts she has cataracts and autisum in her back legs so i spose u could say she's on her last legs :)

[xXxdeadEYEdexXx]

lol would you like to see my stick

[SoopahWooper]

@xXxdeadEYEdexXx I like how she goes under the covers after he says it lmao xD

[gutomkino3542]

obviously jeff's wife agreed to see Jose's stick by going under the blanket

[UchihaClanAvengeRS]

"Would you like to see my stick?" For someone who's supposed to be scared, (judging by her scream) She dived quite fast under the sheets... (busted! :D)

[evilelf562]

"and i'm like 'BITCH *click*"

[VioletFoxWolf]

oh i gotta shift

*squeeal*

[WhatsAHufflepuff]

"It's not really blue it's more.. BLUUUEEE. It's pretty... Spaaarkly!.. I did that a little too well didn't i?"

Yes Jeff... Yes you did. <3

[dmm520]

And i was like Bitch(Click) bzzzzzzzzzzzz

[TheLexalooloo]

lol she goes under the blankets!

[robloxguggi]

I pick up priuses out of the grill of my .... bicycle ...

[ChicagoChickadee]

@robloxguggi bahahahaha! me too! :D

[hannahfannahXOXO]

"Your driving a powder Prius, your holding a 3 pound Chihuahua, you have pretty christmas decorations all over your car, and you make a living with dolls YOUR GAY!"

'click'

[MegaKoolaid33]

''ur driving a powder blue prius, holding a 3 pound chihuaha, thers pretty christmas decorations all over your car, and u make a living with dolls, UR GAY (click)''

''Bitch (click)''

lol THUMBS UP PPLS!!!

[IPstixrawesume]

I love how I came to see this, and there's an ad for Toyota next to the video. Guess what car?  A "bleu" Prius.

[megaman765FAN1]

15 people wanted to see the puppets

[2Dtube1]

It's not really a blue Prius, it's a -gay tone- blue Prius. lol

[nerfman4]

dude his wiife is HOTT

[security225]

would you like the see my stick

[Kan854]

@kejollneys "bitch(click)"

[j330711]

The top comments are the exact same thing

[chase1146]

15 people dont like 80 pound dogs

[voyagerkittykat]

Am I the only one that thinks he sounds a little drunk in the beginning of his monologue? He's hilarious.

[xpladybugqx]

@voyagerkittykat ya know, the funny part is that it would probably be fine if he was xD

[jessibell4321]

roflmao lol that ending is making my stomach hurt hahaha cant breath!

[onemarktwoyou]

Who would have guessed I enjoyed watching a guy who plays with dolls?

[ThePanirock]

genial!

[Suprahampton]

ANY car with a diesel engine is more economical & ecological than the Prius

[CanadianStereotype]

Would you like to see my steeeek?

[annimale12345]

4:24 Funny lolz

[sharks19991]

where do you watch this show

[MrFraternalTwins]

in the beginning he asked her to see his Steeck

and she went under the covers

she saw his Steek

[doda]

This may seem like a stupid comment, but I think it's kinda humorous that even in his monologue you can hear bits of his characters voices and expressions in certain lines. He's funny, super funny.

[lespaullover13]

lol pissing myself in the corner of my page there is a toyota advert! im not even lying!

[rycherulz]

I know how he feels with that horn on the Toyota, as I have a Corolla. How macho can you sound with a gay ass horn like that? "HEY A** H***!!! Get out of the way!!!" *meep meeep* Sounds like the Road Runner.

[kel92vader]

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[FatSumoJebus]

Would you like to see my stick? LOL

[twx895]

oh i love this thing it has a 38 gallon taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank; gets 7 miles to the galloooonnnnn; diesel where i live at its peak was $3 and 84 cents, yeah?! i went to fill it up that week, it wasn't even empty it cost me $148. i pushed the vehicle home, as it rolled into our drive way i called my kids out and said girls look at our new front yard ornament. get in the prius...

[kel92vader]

it sucks get a citroën c1 i would say

[Dophingurl2240]

"would you like to see me steek?" I loled xD

[twx895]

i dont think that a lot of us would.

[KaptinKilla]

What's the name of the song in the intro?

[kmoney8036]

THIS MY FRIENDS is the show that made achmed what he is today

[bigmtnhomer]

yeah most likely

[randomkid61]

Its not a blue prius its... bllllluuuueee! it's pretty... SPARKLLY

[PeterCooperVipa]

THIS GUY IS F***ING FUNNY!!!

[Tayomiblackwing]

Its not a black prius its not a red prius its a blue prius. But its not really blue its Blueee its pretty..SPARKLY!! lmfao

[twx895]

the prius that we own, it's not a black prius, its not a red prius, its a blue prius, but its not really a blue prius, its more of a bluue (said in a girly kind of way {[no offence]} ) prius. [{(the audience goes nuts)}]

[k3ko13]

its not a black preis its not a bue one its BLUES SPARKLEY

[killerofnothing1]

I'm going to see Jeff Dunham when he comes to Portland's Rose Garden in November :D

[kaleemxlax]

the guy is a master~~~!!!

[thefalloutstarship]

"sparrkly" 8D i love that :'D

[cutteddy]

love thisssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sss

[MissDevlin123]

"anything i can easely dropcick over my backfense" lol hihi^^

[queenme222]

i dont know either that was brillant do it again

[wowplayer00]

ja for helvet.

[cutteddy]

"oh i gotta shift -squeal- oh!!"

lol!!!! i love thisssss!!!

[joe3060]

Hyldende morsom

[richster14]

Yep yep ye yep yep yeeyep

pow

ahhh

[Wolfreak101X]

"You're driving a powder blue Prius, holding a 3 pound chihuaha, you have pretty Christmas decorations all over your car and you make a living with dolls, YOUR GAY!!"

*same expression as Jeff*

[Speirs248]

"Biitch" (click) (vroom and high pitched) beep beep

[hj86]

"CLICK"... BITCH "CLICK"

[emmett4eva]

"Anything that I can easily drop-kick over my back fence...NOT A DOG" my sentiments exactly

[cocoman2615]

do you want to se my stick

[dweb08]

its sparkly

[OokamiDemon12]

I can relate! There are days I wanna punt my mom's british taco dog out the back door. (british taco ; terrier and chiuaua.)

[dawookiee43]

Wow if thats his wife....very nice.

[Speirs248]

Jose definently agrees.  Quagmire would be proud of that vegetable

[BEJH2008]

what video of his has the one where he is talking about him video taping his daughter trying to get gas???

[rogue1206]

That's his Christmas show, "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special"

[Rocman55]

If you ask me "Arguing with Myself" is better than "Spark of Insanity", But "Insanity" DOES have a better stand-up routine at the beginning.

[TurbofanDude]

"The dog I picked out for us is Bill, our Golden Retreiver, he's 80 puonds that is a dog ladies and gentlemen"

AMEN TO THAT JEFF!

[Mikoyo15]

SPARKLY!!!

...i did that a little too well didnt i folks

lol

[OlyAnimation42]

4:33 Sparkly! ROFL!

[chilleliz]

Would you like to see my stick LOL

[weaponsdude1]

technicaly its "steek" get it right

[GiantSandcrawler]

Actually...since Jose is Spanish he should say, "¿Quisiera usted ver mi palo?"

[MrCarnivour]

it's jeff dunham in a blue prius, or is it gayman?! this guy is amazing!

[mizzery2u]

Drop kick the dog rofl

[TurbofanDude]

Terrifiedby a running leaf,

IT's the Richard Simmons of canines!

[midnightcat13]

This guy is a riot! xD

[Christen180]

I don't get it. What's wrong with a prius?

[vortigaunt25]

it's the clay aiken of the car world.

[xRemember911Bitchesx]

Is that his wife in the beginning?

[chilleliz]

yep

[smackdownaddict]

It's freakin funny when he makes fun of the Prius

[crzygurl1995]

omg we were about to buy a blue prius... about same yr model. but then my mom said that it was not a smooth drive... so sadly we left it sitting at the lot and will never get it. :( but it was kewl to ride in one! lol

[THEKGK9]

lol i love it when he was acting like a homo damn metro's

[undapantzqeen]

It's really cool how he's pacing back and forth like it's awakward without the puppets!

he's an awesome comedian!

peanuts is my favorite!

I'ts goooooood gooooood!

lmfaoooooo!

[crzygurl1995]

I cant get enough of this!! I have seen this probably 20 to 40 times and it is still hilarious!! (not just today... since about two weeks ago whe I found it)

[SogetsuKazama]

Same here, I just keep watching all of his videos.

[crzygurl1995]

Have you seen his earlier acts where he has like four or five voices at once?? this man is a GENIUS!!! :)

~JeffDunham#1FAN~

[JeffDunhamNumber1FAN]

@crzygurl1995 I agree... oh wait haha this is me!! XD ~JEFFDUNHAM#1FAN~ (I used to be crzygurl1995 then I changed my username to this one :D)

[cotarna]

@JeffDunhamNumber1FAN Just proves that you are crazy...

[JeffDunhamNumber1FAN]

@cotarna well yeah... but see I didn't even realize it was me until I finished typing "I agree" XD

[cotarna]

@JeffDunhamNumber1FAN Beside I am his Number one fan! I even gave him a fan once...

[JeffDunhamNumber1FAN]

@cotarna I doubt it.... I am SOOO the #1 bc I have recurited sooo many new jd fans and I watch him EVERY day. jst about every word that comes out of my mouth is a jd line and I am saving up money in a box marked "JD TIX MONEY ONLY... NO WITHDRAWLS" lolz I have been saving for awhile and hope to have enough to buy two tix to see him very soon. (that's not even HALF of the reasons why I'm his #1 either XD)

[cotarna]

@JeffDunhamNumber1FAN No... That makes you a crazy ass-stalker...

A fan, is a person who enter is room, after the show, give him an handshake, and a hug... Try to steal his dolls, just to end up with being scared out off the living hell when, he uses his skill to make the guards look like puppets under his control...

Wait... Isn't that even more crazy...?! I have recruited over 2000 people (4 schools)

Battle of the Crazy has begun!

[JeffDunhamNumber1FAN]

@cotarna LOL how bout we say we are both insanely crazy and call it even?? lolz XD

[cotarna]

@JeffDunhamNumber1FAN opps sorry... I forgot my few smiles in my last post... so here they come in order xD xD T_T -.- ^_^ \o/

[PowertoInfinity]

That is some FUNNY SHIT ( even thought that guy a american) BUT Still it FUNNY. LOLOLOLOL HAHAHHAHAHAH.

[XFalconZero]

Lol, Sweet Daddy D reference! XD

[rissapurple]

if a chihuahua weighs three pounds..i have no idea if thats Skinny or Fat in a chihuahua

[crzygurl1995]

Tip: do NOT eat or drink while watching either parts! :)

~crzygurl1995~

[locke89]

1:41 always works on American folks. And then they love everything somebody says.

[skywalker040]

Of course it works on everybody. It's called nationalism: believing/loving in ones own country.

[Roushfan5]

Yeah and it worked on the Germans in World War II

[locke89]

There it goes again. The only war you've won.

So it really didn't help in Vietnam then, he?

[Roushfan5]

Are you fucking retarded? I was referring to GERMAN NATIONALISM. Pick up a history book.

And what the fuck do you mean the only war we won? How about WWI? Or many others I could mention.

[youstinklikecheese]

LOL we were makeing fun of our officers dog, yapping beanie babies are exatly what they are

[funnymunkey11]

Walter looks like VP Biden!

[mariana13rocknroll]

the country isn't racist, people are

and they are racist people everywhere, not only in the us... but that depends on your level of tolerence and values.

[HockeyGod123456]

its not really a blue but its a BLUE prius

[motherwar01]

well, if you don't like it then leave!

[ilyecua955]

what is the name of the music in the begginging?

[guruman987654321]

Je-fa-fa dunham lol hilariouse

[tacoteabag]

I love Peanut, but Je-fa-fa is pretty funny all by hisself!!

[truemetal4ever]

i tottaly agree =)

[xPinkRicex]

Whoa what was that awesome song playing when he walked on stage??

[sunconuer2]

Its not really a blue prius, its a BLUE prius, it's pretty, sparkeleeey

lol, hillarios

[taylorswiftrox59]

"its pretty. SPARKLEEEEY!" i almost pssed myself laughing.

[BlackBurnServer]

''would you like to see my stick?''

EPIC!

xD

[rissapurple]

WTF???you know thats FAKE right??otherwise you dont have a life!

[Lonelyman5481]

I used to PICK Priuses out of my Hummer...

[em1994chick]

hey would u like to see my stick?? HAHA!!

[Technicality235]

Hey for those who care I did what Matan neglected to do and put all the vids into a playlist.

[ShadoKaz]

lol me too XP

[THE4SOURKIDS]

Haha, my buddy owns a Prius, i showed him this vid and his jaw dropped.

[jen975318642]

haha did he get rid of the car??

[hellspresent]

lol no he still owns the prius and it is still a BLUE prius

[kingjonnyboy117]

I have never LOL' D so hard

Bill is right he is a genius

[DjTigeress]

Here is what's not a dog:

Anything that bounces when it barks...not a dog

Anything I can easily drop kick over my back fence...not a dog

Anything that's regularly terrified by a running leaf...not a dog

It's a yapping beanie baby that's what that is

LOLZ! Halarious, I wish he did more monologue stuff, he's just so good. ^^

[Cyene]

it's the richard simmons of canines, it's all i'm saying!

[ObitoRiot]

Maor monologue PLZ!

[IndyX]

"Your driving a Powder blue Prias, your holding a three pound Chihawa, you got Christmas decorations on your car and you make a living with dolls, YOUR GAY!"

Ouch.

[Friggazee]

And I'm like, "Bitch!" 'click' hahaha

[TheOffspringFan12]

"would you like to see my steek?" LMFAO

[pruedence110588]

the peanut's true facts....i laughed so hard i cried!!!

[cwalt11]

this is bloody funny

[wweawanwo]

would you like to see my stick LOL!

[Ultimusprime999]

what is the name of the theatre their in Washington

[danmaster20]

Warner brothers Theater.

[mmurray821]

Never heard of 'em. ;)

[jubbles23]

there.

[Amisaur]

I'd love him to do a little more monologue stuff, he's hilarious.

[kyubbiiflame]

"sparkley"

[CriticallyMe]

lmao. yapping beanie baby! love it!!

[Ultimusprime999]

i take my hat off to you Matan1105 well done

[Prohunter93]

Jeff Dunham is the best!

[1Kibafangirl1]

10 cents thats AMAZING!! lol

[DraculasNephew]

where did he do sparkly?

[1Kibafangirl1]

4:35

[omegasquad45]

he did do "sparkly" a little to well

[burton710]

4:35

[thedragontoken]

thank you Matan1105

[DraculasNephew]

Awesome. 'Nuff said.

[ellekaka]

jeff- the man

[pinky3l]

He may use the same voice, but that takes more talent than using his own voice. If you notice, most comedians use their own voices to make sound effects, so using the puppets' voices isn't that far of a reach... just an aside there. But Jeff is the MASTER at voices. So there. :P.

[rutgerslover513]

if u listen closely alot of the voices he uses for sound effects sound like his puppets. hes got so many different puppets that hes got no voices left for sound effects!

[SabrynaAndElizabeth]

THPARRKLAAYYY!!!

[GreenDayLuvrGirl626]

lol! that was one of the best parts!