Danny Bhoy

[OrgasmicOcelot]

Proud to be Scottish. :3 I love Danny Bhoy.

[Qasimrazaaa123]

You sir are a CUNT!

[OneLanrutcon]

You can tell the commenters that don't understand the jokes by their illiteracy and threats of violence...

[Yaxvi]

Typical scottish retards all in scotland i d c if u go and kill my mother i jsut go to scotland with a irish gang ruin all ur statues windows buisneuss and that this is a threat to ye **** AND TO U DANNY BHOY U RETARDED FCKED UP GAY IDIOT

[Darragh4296]

hon d irish ya scottish bastard bhoy me hole ya hun

[MrZeldaman123]

didley dee potatoes

[Dennemark]

Is everyone here ?

HANG ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!

*moose-elephant-tarzan mixture*

Love the bagpipes though.

[LieutenantP1ckle]

51 people are irish

[nijaskija]

bring me a vital organ.

[iluvwarriorcats4ever]

did anyone catch the word beautiful when the peson was introuducing danny?

[mikeysrose]

I ♥ bagpipes

[KimdraElliottVoelkel]

Oh jeez, I'm German AND Scottish. What does that say about me?

Deep-fried liver?

[ThePikpikcarrot]

Irish or Scottish I don't care, Celtic for the win.

[CatsBirds2010]

loooove him!

[Rockshadow91]

we are flaky and a little bit gay

[sheppard67]

47 people are from Ireland

[TechDificulties]

Im starving :L

[Natonicmaster]

we are flaky and a little bit gay...thats the french alright

[Natonicmaster]

we are flaky and a little bit gay...thats the french alright

[veronicachic]

so HOT! this man got me obsessed with scottish accents :)

[QuixoticKiwi]

Flaky and a little bit gay line is gold! That shit will never get old!

[angryasian2]

Favorite comedian

[sratus]

well this is shit

[habsfan93]

i love this guy lmfao

[Bauercola37]

Diddly dee potatoes hahahaa

[mwillis1000]

just saying, the bagpipes originated in Arabia, they arent Scottish.

[basherofnoggins]

@mwillis1000 Just saying, don't tell the scots that - they'll glass you

[1987ianpower]

hes not scotinh he is a paki

[HLFracture]

@1987ianpower

SHut up redneck

[1987ianpower]

@HLFracture how dare you call me a red neck 1. its the truth he is a paki. 2. red necks live in amercia. 3. he made fun of my irish accent in the clip and i dont sound like that!

[HLFracture]

@1987ianpower

haha alright calm down

[scotsdunc]

@1987ianpower

he's actually half scottish half indian

[IsolationInstigation]

My God I swear I came close to having slight heart attack listening to that. Oh man. Funny guy.

[rebeccaboxx]

I'm seeing him tonight! ahhhh!

[Cujoxor2]

Danny Bhoy is just so great!!!!

[goldenclubpenguin]

OOH OOH I LIVE IN MONTREAL

[johnny3734]

Diddly dee, potatoes!

Did you hear it? Did you hear the difference?

[buckr02]

@johnny3734 yes, that is what he said

[soccerchickyy13]

total band nerd moment here... he was totally playing the air trumpet like an air clarinet xD god do i love this bit!

[johnny3734]

@soccerchickyy13 Or Air Bagpipes. :3

[mikeysrose]

I love the bagpipes. It's one of the reasons I came to Scotland. :-)

[RuleOfInsanity]

lol the impression of the bagpipes sounds like a dying elephant

[h1gh0nfire]

This is one of the worst comedians I have ever heard.

[TheMortenFjord]

@h1gh0nfire Are you sure can you understand english?? OMG

[h1gh0nfire]

@TheMortenFjord What? Did you check your comment before you posted it? And don't dare respond to me with text speak...OMG, LOL, ROFL. Fuck off. Don't dare question someone's English when you can barely string two words together youself.

[TheMortenFjord]

@h1gh0nfire Well QQ some more HighOnFire. :D Did you even check your respond??? youself? I think its yourself.... Gj there big boy....

[h1gh0nfire]

@TheMortenFjord Did I check my respond? What? Youself? I think its youself? What the fuck are you on? Did you go to school in the hood?

[h1gh0nfire]

@TheMortenFjord I see, I get it. Just checked your channel; you like Usher. That says a lot.

[herb678]

@h1gh0nfire Giit farrrrrrrrrked.

[h1gh0nfire]

@herb678 Just a shit throw away comment. This is youtube not a fan club; if you don't like someone's opinion ignore it and move on.

[FlozelltheHotell]

such simplistic stuff... no wonder he's only big in OZ and NZ

[h1gh0nfire]

@FlozelltheHotell It is really simplistic. Comparisons have been made between him and Billy Connolly but I can't stress how far removed they are from each other. This guy's accents are amateurish; he has no wit and really does play on the Scottish thing. I have to say being from Glasgow myself that his stories about Scotland are nothing like life over here; which I think explains why he only has a strong audience in OZ/NZ.

[herb678]

@FlozelltheHotell Git farrrrrked.

[Kryslyne28]

im flaky and a little bit hay....the french!! lol

[BabyFranke01]

his accents and jokes have improved muchly in his latest tour at the sydney opera house (:

f'ing love him !! <3

[ILostAllMyMarbles]

"we are flakey and sort of gay!" - Legend!

[TheAnon26]

Actually, its far more common to eat either bread or cereals in Germany. Never heard of ANYONE eating liver for breakfast...

Oh, and bagpipes are AWESOME. Allcaps is justified.

[kp100591]

the bagpipes-- the missing link between noise and sound

LOOOOOOL

[bradkickass1000]

diddlelie de potatoes

[LoYisaGoy57]

Yes, we are flaky and a little bit gay!

[xJcNaSty69]

0:55

[paintmyheartout90]

BAAAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

[rabanjaq]

bagpipes aren't Scottish, they're Indian of origin as is this chap (well 1/2) ! pretty good eh ?

and its fiddle di dee potatoes !

[rabanjaq]

bagpipes aren't Scottish, they're Indian of origin as is this chap (well 1/2) ! pretty good eh ?

[rabanjaq]

bagpipes aren't scottish, they're Indian of origin as is this chap (well 1/2) ! pretty good eh ?

[phr34kyy]

@rabanjaq

No they arent, their Celtic, which are the first indo-European peoples, many of which during times of ancient pagan celtic polythiesm traveled to and heavily influenced the Indians, Hinduism today is greatly Celtic Pagan influenced for example, pretty much the anicent celts and greek influenced the Indians, why do you think Indians are so adaptable and in so many ways more British today then most brits

Just like the Kilt, Ancient Greeks war leather ones cause of their Neighbor Celts

[rabanjaq]

The "Oxford History of Music" makes mention of the first documented bagpipe being found on a Hittite slab at Eyuk in the Middle East..

[phr34kyy]

@rabanjaq

The Hittite empires Capital was Anatolia, Anatolia is not native to turkey or that region, it was actually Continental indo-european Celts and ancient Greeks whome migrated their first and the Celts belonged to Galatia, which is where Anatolia sits today, as in foreign invading Arabs stole the culture and claimed it as their own, which is nothing new seeing as they did the same thing in the 70's to the Persian, Arabs moved in, out bred the natives, became a majority then annexed -

[phr34kyy]

@phr34kyy

- Persians, its what happens to multicultural societys , one has to dominate the other, now Irans a theocratic fundematalist society and the Arabs claim Persian Culture and its 2500 years of history, constitutional Monarchy is gone and the fundematalist in there place.

No worrys thousands of years from now they're will be chinese singing country songs in English telling their grandkids about the old days in Kentucky soon enough *wink*wink*wink*wink*

History repeats itself.

[rabanjaq]

@phr34kyy

exactly so not scottish or from scotland at all as scotland is part of the UK and has never been sited in asia or the middle east !:)

very informative!

[phr34kyy]

@rabanjaq

Scotland its Celtic you moron, thus where the pipes came from was the continental Celts and indo-europeans whome resided in that area and hence where the Galatians left off in Turkey.....

.....just....just nevermind lmao you're a moron clearly lmao, keep up.

[rabanjaq]

@phr34kyy

I never said Scotland wasn't a Celtic nation !! IT is however a country in the UK, not asia or middle eastern regardless of WHO invented the damn things ! and less of the insults.

[phr34kyy]

@rabanjaq

Your reply was smarmy and insulting in of itself so don't tell me about insults.

As for the people, their Insular Celts and shared culturaly and ethnically with the continental Celts, hence what belongs to one belongs to the other and vice versa, expectially the ancient thousands of years of cultural development.

Thats what was pointed out, the fact that both where and are Celtic and so was the location of origin law before Asian invaders, though Asian invading into white nations

[phr34kyy]

@phr34kyy

- Has been going on since the dawn of human history *cough* ottoman empire *cough* but never mind your probably a liberal whome blames whitey for all the worlds problems while you sit surrounded by white shit....

The points where quite clear and to the point that I might add, again, keep up.

[SYRS1000]

we dont care what we eat as long as its deep fried it says what ever you do to us today you will not do as bad as what we just do to our selves

[SnowmanU360]

HANG ON!!!

[TheMusicianGirl1]

We are flakeey and a leeeetle bit gay

[Slayerkid16]

Im asian and I actually like the bagpipes.

[HeartCrimes]

45 people play bagpipes.

[JessTrippy]

@HeartCrimes 45 people are awesome??

Bro, dont be dissin the bagpipes ;)

[andrepcg]

@HeartCrimes or they're french

[justWatchin97]

sasha is a lemon

[trulynot]

The missing link between noise and sound. Not bad..

[shcnoozlebop]

WHERE DO YA WANT ME?!! roflll

[robbo1911]

hes really funny but need new material

[Completely1337]

I nearly pissed meself at the Didly Dee Potatoes bit xD

[Hadmin]

Fun fact: The oldest bagpipe remains found in the world was found in Sweden hundreds of years older than the ones found in Scotland!

[miepieboy]

@Hadmin maybe some scottish guy didnt have a life and swom his first home made bagpipe all the way to Sweden?.. We cant say when things are made and where, if theres no official record on paper of the first product of that thing, not even when you happen to find something which you thought belonged elsewhere, you cant just say, oh but that means it is first made here, and not there...

[oneeyefsh]

@Hadmin maybe the swedes bored them all the way to Scotland?lol only kidding.We've heard all sorts of claims and none have been proven right.unfortunately the trend in British television is that we've invented nothing not a thing,That is of course if you listen to the left i.e any British television.Sorry for the ramble!

[darkamber027]

The amount of laughing I did at the very end constitutes a weeks worth of crunches. I love this guy!

[TheBodehRockerZ]

"petit cwassohn, i am fuuulll" i love this guy, best comedian evar

[cgyguy79]

I love Montréal

[johnnyweepingwillow]

i wonder what the irish said when they realized tthat vodka came from potatos

jesus CHRIST, mary! weve been boiling the goddamn things!

[222macgregor]

SCOTLANDDDDD!

[playboibunny33]

hes kinda hot??

[pamushana16]

Justin Bieber shows up at 4:19

[0athos0]

I am German and I've never eaten liver for breakfast yet. But hey, I gonna try it tomorrow.

[HamMedBukserne]

@0athos0 liver tastes horrible :/

[awesomeirlable]

@0athos0 German people eat liver for breakfast O_o

[firegal1993]

@0athos0

I'm also German and I have had liver for breakfast...I guess it just depends what you ate growing up, I've eaten the weirdest foods so eating something like liver or Haggis for breakfast/lunch is not out of the ordinary for me

[Aidanyoung95]

@0athos0 how was your liver?;)

[vivanbhatenafan4eva]

hahaha we were wathcing this at my firends bday patry yesterday... man i couldnt stop laughing!!! hahaa hes soo funny and hawt <3

[4cellar2door0]

Bring me the filtering gland of a dead beast!

[jamesstevick2010]

bring me ze filtering gland of a dead beast! lmao

[DCLynneHaddock]

I actually burst out laughing at his bagpipe impression.

So true!

[subsufmonru]

hawt

[Zoe0717]

Bring me the filtering gland of a dead beast!!

[selenajasondemi]

LOL

[moonlightdance]

Funny Scot!

[Sarn0]

Anybody think the German kinda sounded like improverished English?

[SignalCascade]

@Sarn0 Other way around. English is what happened when Germanic raiders wanted to chat up Celtic barmaids.

[walker1054]

what was the song he was singing the tune to? bothing me now!! arrghgh

[Woozywill]

@walker1054

I've wanted to know the name of it for like, 2 years. None of my friends know what I'm talking about

[walker1054]

@Woozywill well i fount it just after posting the comment, im really good at finding music :D haha.

its called "Minuet from String Quintet No. 11"

just type that into youtube and click the first result.

no probs

[tillwalley]

i favorited the video about 1/4 the way through. then removed it from my favorites after i finish. what a dipshit.

[xRawlins]

"Looks like 35 people play the triangle." ROFLMAO

[ufaut]

@arpgi2

ew a stupid redneck or an ugly brit with yellow gunky teeth, who scares little kids by just opening his/her mouth to smile

[CallmeJewish]

"my eyes are barely open... bring me a vital organ" absolute class

looks like 35 people play the triangle

[swazza]

34 people are french.

[iamthepinkylifter]

oh my god those pants

[Sholl79]

@iamthepinkylifter in scotland we call them trousours lol

[theVirginlover]

Diddle dee Potato? Ha-ha! We are flaky and a little bit gay? Yes!

[theVirginlover]

Diddle dee Potato? Ha-ha!

[budgiesmugglers]

lol Germans don't eat liver for breakfast

[SirStranjak]

What's the classical song he's humming for the orchetra bit?

[deweyredman]

@SirStranjak Minuet by L Boccherini

[coolcookies42]

BRING ME ZE FILTERING GLAD OF A DEAD BEAST!

[badkluster]

Dude, I'm a spaniard and I didn't even need subtitles, I love that accent!

[metallicakixtotalass]

"I have just voken up, my eyes are barely open... BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN!"

hahaha that was great, even if his jokes are a bit stereotypical... btw is his German an impression of Joel Grey in Cabaret? lol

[fr3d420]

Croissants are fucking delicious you douchebag. go suck a bag pipe.

[metallicakixtotalass]

@fr3d420 lol if you had watched the whole thing he admitted that the bagpipe is the worst national instrument in the world....

[SGBG1219]

@fr3d420 I am assuming that the "fr" stands for french

[dotchoo]

hahah he's good wow. cant believe i didnt know about him.

[CrackaPackify]

You'd think he'd have something better on the Irish then 'potatoes'

[GLeNss]

@CrackaPackify he should comment on their huge cocks

[92benno92]

It's so disheartening when you hear the same routines. Not to be ashamed of, but you know what I mean.

[Sammmy923]

Tee da lee dee Potatoes!! XD

[PrinceKaydo]

whats the little sympthony song he sings there

[trackgirl365]

Bring out your dead, we'll have it!

[rawiswar1995]

His trumpet looked like a sax haha

[Casandra054]

and the french gave us....a triangle probably....lmao

[Cool2brownjo99]

I can't stop laughing "Is everyone here by the way?"

"HANG ON! *really bad bagpipe sounds*"

LOL!!!!!!!

[puddlesblue12]

sweet pants danny

[MasterMaxD]

I turned to my sister, she didn't know.

[Killuminati1blood]

13 dislikes OOOOOH unlucky numbeeeeerrr

[jedjedjeddy]

@Killuminati1blood It's ok, it's evened out by the 777 likes.

[Killuminati1blood]

@jedjedjeddy OOOOOOH SPOOKY :O

[guitargrrl100]

cute, funny, scottish accent. it just doesn't get any better.

[Mypianomusic13]

hahahaha "BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN!"

[SKshooter]

damn nothing worse then waking up after a night of banging your sister.

[hollyhawthorne]

OMG, what a way to start my day! Laughed myself silly.

[zeldazoga]

i have just woken up, my eyes are barely open

bring me a vital organ

[acekombat2k5]

@lolimadethisvid

lolimadethisvid needs to come up with their own comments

[favrefan12491]

@lolimadethisvid you're fake and gay

[theawesomehuntsman]

Does anyone know the name of the comic who does a bit on ants and explains they're british because they colonize.

[dueltruck700]

fiddley dee potatoes!!! LMFAO

[alectoamycus]

didilidee potatoes

[knails]

He'd make a great Doctor

[FaithfullNightmare]

@knails OMG I KNOW!! he's a darker vr. of David Tennant

[MegaSupaFine]

whoa 666 likes. I'm not pressing that 'like' button.

[uniquexchicax06]

I call bagpipe shenanigans! It is not the worst instrument ever!!!!! Roflhe's still hilarious though

[agnis2]

HE IS SOOOO HAWWWWTTTT!!!!

[sexiibeasts123]

shit. those pant's are pissing me off. but this guy is funny as.