Magic: The Gathering - Lick-a-Card

[sleapyrusher]

15 bucks online

[AllAmerican612]

STOLE MY CAW JOKE SO BULLSHIT!

[Thraknar123]

@AllAmerican612 huehuehue, I think I know who you are...

[siggie12]

Joke's on her, that guy has probably blown his load all over that card a hundred times.

[xteXhex]

sick



[Frostmute19]

His Reya is worth 1.99$ online.

[TheApatheticGuy]

And yet no card sleeve in sight?

Dude had that one coming.

[chaoticsindri]

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.

[frostbiteinOhio]

@chaoticsindri flavor text from Fat Ass

[CornyTelecaster49]

0:37 KAKAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Daracoz619]

RAAA BASHHHH

[carltonbauheimer]

thats when you smack a ho

[Viktria]

oh my fuck is that guy annoying.

[m1k3z0r2]

O.o I would So not complain... Just sayin...

[1110JTR]

Awesome.

[DM4717]

moments later... fall into a nerd coma



[Bruteel]

she could eat my hand all day long ^^

[Zzlemay]

That's was mean. He was having his moment. Lol.

[Atrodad]

I would have punched her in the face if she did that to any of my cards.

[MrKiwi2323]

@Atrodad lolllll im laughing so hard lol

[Atrodad]

@MrKiwi2323

=P

[kiwito7777]

@MrKiwi2323 i was about the say the same thing.....copy cat

[Gigavore]

hahahahaha, the look on that guys face...

[paddleman256]

typical magic girl

[hunterbob21]

she could lick my graveyard any day :)

[lordmox21]

Knowing that reaction, its next move should be cast its balls on the battlefield.

[alistaroh]

to bad, no sleeves

[EvilSwordProductions]

@alistaroh

This could of all been avoided by using sleeves, lol.

[LibertinaGrimm10]

k, he's really annoying.

[eggrollman24]

hahhahah

[iownnoobsatstarcraft]

BITCH!!!

[ishbaclay]

That is why you sleeve 'em.

[Styliztik12345]

AHAHAAHAHAHA

[numba1netsfan]

I lick my cards all the time XD

[MTGBrandon]

lol it would have been funny if that guy snaped and was like "CRAZY BITCH"

[HyperChief117]

thats what he shouldve done, and well, he is too stupid to put a sleeve over it isnt he....

[MTGBrandon]

haha, I totaly agree

[Ihateworking1]

This is stupid. Reya sucks and that guy is a fucking idiot.

I am ashamed to say I still own cards however I am proud to say they arent anything that asshole will ever accquire.

[DesolateMoon]

lol! Bringer backer to liferness!

[SmilingKakashi]

owned nerd!

[LordEdge19]

Mmmmm tasty card :)

[weezerlover500]

Thats the closes he will get to some action

[dianahyldig]

isn't that Amy from Evanescence? the girl with blue hair?

[skittl3s225891134]

It's Jen Page.

[DanielHoward777]

she could lick my card all day long ;)

[BrokenSilence77]

damn she's hot

[austron24]

she shoulda ripped it

[AmiableAdder]

I'd do her if she didn't have blue hair.

And if you care about your cards so much you should buy sleeves. ^_^

Personally I just like to play. I don't care how much they are going to be worth in the future.

Anyways...that was Hilarious XD

[mitchstringer]

Holy Day, No damage done!

[SweetLilithx]

This is why you should always fold your cards: it is better for you using protections with girls around

[CartmanLandZ]

shes not that hot.....

[FnHilarious101]

That girl is a total bitch for doing that. But that kid is weird anyway

[c4d3nce]

why is she a total bitch? oh man my card got licked it's ruined now.

[FnHilarious101]

I dont wanna sluty whore licking my card. Getting her venom and shit all over it

[c4d3nce]

lmao, venom

[ESSoulHunter]

Fuck, you nerds are gayer and gayer every year,.

[AudeBryant]

Correction; we become gayer and gayer every year.

[simnos1]

No, it's a new batch of nerds each year, the others move on.

[leetdragon7]

ESSoulHunter

what we ever do to you?

we dont insult your sexuality

so why are you such a dick?

[highguy68]

he got pwned by a super hot girl

[wowrulez111]

HOT REYA ON GIRL ACTION!!!!!!

[MrSkeletor18]

lawlz wo0T, hey your really creepy

[LeeWooT]

id sure like to play card games with her

[mysticnike]

She totally suck my akroma

[JupiterRave2DX]

0:49 so hot. the guy even makes the sound too.

[dovas90]

The guy is funny 0xa00!!! the girl isnt that hot..and damn,she got blue hair! Hasn't anyone noticed wtf? suckzz

[go8smosh]

He prolly was like "Damn, she can fit that whole card in her mouth...mmm...." lol

[Rockwarrior2004]

LOL, i love that.

And yea, she is hot.

[TheMastermindL]

i want her to suck my deck lol

[omenleader666]

he just jizzed watching her lick that card

[thrashtastical]

lol shes hot

[Mustardear]

I have a foil Reya Dawnbringer...but I'm nothing like this guy.

[Dragonfable123]

Lol, that guy is soooo lame, but that girl is pretty bitchy too.

[Dizzarchangel]

she can lick my deck all day

[SoldierFrontJunky]

@Dizzarchangel im sure u mispelled deck

[TakronRust]

That chick is hot as fuck. She coulda pee'd on it and I'da still used it.

[Soulforge00]

Still use it?!

That makes it better! : D

[kingarthur0407]

lol it is minty

[elavate7]

even if he had sleeves she would have pulled it out the sleeve and licked it anyway. lololol

[Sarthex]

lol, his face at the end, ROFLMAO

[tgva8889]

I was expecting someone to destroy it with Terror.

[ASecretToEveryone]

Mint condition card in a deck without sleeves....something makes me not believe it....

[Terrakinetic]

Lol. Serves him right for not using sleeves.

[cocobrival]

i have reya dawnbringer but not foil

[HobbyGameSupport]

I don't know if I'd be aroused or angry or both.

[japoniano]

Angry.

This commercial makes my cards throw themselves on the fire.

[Spam6661]

lol ownd

[dradfromthebu]

that's mean of her to do that to his property, i bet he really liked that too, I would have asked her nicely to get him a new one becasue that was not fair to do that.

[go8smosh]

you said it. if there is one thing i hate, it is sabotage, especially of dear things

[DihColorado]

bring back to liferness

ROFL!!

[VukTheOmniscient]

mmmmh... minty

[JWJSSIF]

shes a creature of giving-back-to-lifeness LOL

[sephsephFTW]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL omg that's funnyyy =D

[Lorvynaas]

damn that was quite hot :D

[TKTK00]

thats my nerdy fantasy come true

[PhillyGarver]

Yeah, I love Reya, she's great, LOL (<:

[Meluvsgold]

I am wondering why Wizards of the Coast is wasting our money on this crap. Not only is this not funny by any means (also alienating their foreign audiences), but let's also stop pretending that females play this game. They have better things to do, honestly.

[KhaiaShadow]

I take offense to this. :(

[Meluvsgold]

You do, don't you?

I am trying to imply that males take the game too far, and it's not fun anymore.

[deni484deni]

go and fock meluvsgold magic is better the you playing POKEMON !!!!!!!!

[discocrisco78]

I like to lick my goblin matrons.

[clearfox7]

I bet you tap her ass too don't you?

[discocrisco78]

We make little Mogg Fanatics that will someday grow up to be Piledrivers.

[schwarzerkiesel]

who is the cute girl, she is so beautyful...

i want to play magic whith her.

"please lick my foil tarmogoyf"

[swordplusone]

That's Blue from Gamer Radio Zer0. Search for the channel GamerZer0 if you'd like to see more of her.

[0N1Kitsune]

Thats why you buy sleeves for your cards.

[discocrisco78]

I wish I played with hot chicks that would lick my cards... or hot chicks... or any chicks.

[zestykwesty]

hahahaha

[stella421]

lulz.

[legerix87]

ooo foyal ray of dawn bringer.... i ahve a beta one

[LennoxLewis86]

lol ^^

[cambrasmacho]

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[cambrasmacho]

great

[sheikra74]

:O That girl was mean!!! I bet Reya wouldn't bring her back to life after that......

[NarutakiTwins]

That's hot.

[danieltian]

reya dawnbringer sucks its good in reanimation decks tho =)

[calibansfury]

lol--that guy is every dude i play magic with...and me...

[Dizzarchangel]

that was so hott....

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

reya sucks XD

[rousis14]

your dead, she did not bring you back to life.

she is a creature of bringer backer to lifeness

LMFAO

[meanberry]

what card?

[cocobrival]

foil reya dawnbringer

[Yoherz]

Wow. I even have that card, too. XD

[hunterbob21]

mmmm minty lol

[bendystr4w]

Sleeve that shit, dude.

[moonanddarkness]

lol i let her lick my foils if shewants XD haha ...who woulnt?XD

[shadowhunter483]

ah the value of sleaves

[bigfiber]

Hot chick licking card...She really got into it too...

(sigh)

[jbird188]

That was kinda hot, with the chick licking the card.

[bendystr4w]

I came

[Eliezar18]

I just love his expression at the end.

[truejhawks]

LMAO "it is minty" XD

[Jonnyprocks]

"was." hahahaha

[godemperorofhell]

Ow, c'mon, if you went to the release events you could have one of those, now I want to see you let someone lick your foil Troll Ascetic.

I know, I'm a nerd...

[Eliezar18]

Actually, I have two, because the over ordered her and decided to give out two to each player instead of one.......and still had twenty left over to sell afterwards. LOL

[Oathkeeper89]

xDDDDDD that sucks.

[Falcrist]

Woman licking magic cards=Hot!

And so a new fetish is born... XD

[solidkingcobra]

YES!

[coprographia]

PlayMagicWithDouchebagsLikeThe­seDotCom

[JBauer6430]

And THAT, my friends, is why you put cases on cards.

[ender81]

nevermind, hes not my favorite anymore

[OKCoyote]

So worth it

[sithapprentic03]

i wouldov ripped it into 4 pieces

[carnivoriousleaf]

I wanted them to just go, "WOW that is really cool. Terror"

[oneangrypirate]

I would let her lick my cards

[solidkingcobra]

mos. def.

[mansonii]

I think you just said what every other guy (and girl with certain sexual preferences) was thinking.

[deep7dude]

Eric Riedmann rules. Good job, Heath & Mark!

[RealmLackey]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So crazy I LOVE IT!

[xenatorres]

Yes. yes Brandon rules all.