Find Out If You're a Bitch

[veer49]

actually, people don't like me because I'm too shy, quiet, boring and awkward. Also I have slightly abnormal interests and really bad improvisation skills; especially in conversations, which is why people don't talk to me anymore once they found out...

luckily I have friends though.

[ClamsHD]

i just threw up

[Jenni4091]

Davey if you're gonna wear a dress please shave your legs. ILY <3

[DJPierreFitchfan619]

Hey Davey you stole my grandma's wig!

[iamkolt]

I need a boy like you.

[Noneyabusin]

I love you too honeykins.

[ahero971]

gayyyyyyyyyyyy

[Justification75]

... why isn't he wearing a shirt?

[MOTEQ1]

I'm a bitch... fuck.

[keke97250]

I love to be a Bitch.

[lovelypacific]

0:30 lol, love how you beeped it just before "fuck"

[IWillNeverSee]

It looks like you've got breasts.

You've got bigger manboobs than me.

[XxCrAzii3xX]

@IWillNeverSee Except yours is made out of fat.

[IWillNeverSee]

@XxCrAzii3xX Barely.

[felixpartz]

*assesses self*

oh goodness,

i'm a bitch.

[thedarksavior0]

Your nipples are kinda distracting....

[LtnAngel76]

Thanks!! I never had to blame anyone for my choices or decisions...I KNOW I'm a bitch!! And for the record on all those other fags on here talking shyt about you not wearing a shirt....if you can pull it off, then I'm cool with it! Btw...can I be your bitch?? ;D More!!!

[dirtyboy09312]

you are a sexy guy and i love watching the stuff you have on here

[ORJordan1]

0:25

[ORJordan1]

Oh god I LOVE the part where you turn to the person that's talking to you and freak out on them. SO FUNNY!

[alexander937]

your voice makes me laugh your a bitch

[Audiofreund2]

not always, but often

[Audiofreund2]

oh my god I am a bitch

[mileylove879]

F U ! YOU IDOIT UR A BITCH

[victoriacmz]

Hey Davey I can't believe how many dumb people are commenting not on the issue but on your sexuality! I think you're great and super adorable. Keep it up! =)

[jm2trash]

I love how people keep pointing out that you're gay. "Queer!" or "fag." It's like "hey, you're a white person!" So? What, is that a bad thing?

[dylanmason34]

fag

[UkeAgent21]

the beeping was WAY too f-ing loud v.v

[DeAtht0p]

trying to teach people while earing no clothes..... you're an oblivious bitch.. maybe u should tell school teachers not to wear clothes?? YOU'RE A BITCH

[henrygrove100]

queeeeerrrrrrrr

[lizawhatsup]

I love this video :) you're cool

[MrLolol11]

Cris Ok Shut The Fuck up

[ronnib123]

@punkskater9090 shut up he can do what he wants and btw hes already gay and gays r ppl 2!

[punkskater9090]

OMFG 1. I THINK IMA HAVE TO PUT MY BALLS FOR MY EYES BECUASE MY EYES JUST FELL OUT AND MY BULLS JUST DROPED. 2. Go back to living with ur mom becuase what i can see you cant handle being alone. And 3. if ur gona put on a girls dress and record urself then im most positive that you need help.

[gutierrezricardo]

y arent u wearing a shirt

[kosovanwhizkid]

that beep is fucking loud

[BoomThingMariah]

watz wrong with dis bqtty boi KMT

[bthees1]

posting an online vid of yourself without a shirt on= a bitch

[whenpoop]

@bthees1 Wow. Say a guy is mowing their lawn in July without a shirt. Say it happened to get on youtube. Would he be a bitch too, or are you just a homophobic idiot who needs to grow up? Hmmm...

[preditance]

you sound like a gay bitch hahaha

[MrLolol11]

Fuck You You AssHole

[pomarannca]

i cant stop staring at your muscles *.*

[gheridarigaaz]

Its a combination of psychological defence mechanisms. Freud rules!!!! except for his theories of phobias and homosexuality...

[treehugger842]

the begining reminds me of taylor from tough love

[Trac511]

Steroids make your voice sound like a bitch. AHA!

[catCRAAAZY]

lol chris chris STFU

[RemySerenes]

r u Taylor from Tough Love

[mad7o7]

yah this is me and trying to figure out why people are scared of me. i still don't get it but I'm trying to figure it out

[CarbAddict]

did you really buy those chick clothes yourself? i would laugh sooooo hard [inside] if i saw you at Victoria's Secret. (not that I would be there for any good reason, of course:)

[moocowtoyou]

my god davey you are one hot ass woman even with that awful wig

[71freakydeaky]

ur abselutly adorable i melt everytime i look at you

[WolfxHowlsx]

:3 Me likey! GTHB!!!

[JaimieEWitherrite]

Love it!

[101iLuvDogz]

ur hot....but fuck ur gay

[james22442]

Nice Vid ^^. But actually people can't change. They Adapt. A little wisdom for the day ^^.

[CryptonEncryption]

... i love this.. my brother needs to see this.. he hates all his teachers and claims they dont like him.

[FoofightersLP1]

"I hope you drown in a bucket of your own formaldehyde, and sh*t." :P you're hilarious

[reckelle000]

why don't u have a shirt on?

oh ik know!

cause you don't need one ;)

[SinfulShade]

12rcooper is right...

[12rcooper]

gotta admit, couldn't pay too much attention because you're hot....sorry

[Babyufo]

I love this video. Wish everyone had their AHA momment.

[Yumut46]

Guiterrezricardo, he is cool on top and he likes to be naked :D and u need to focus on speech instead of the chest ;)

and, well, right after this video, "right after this video", i had my "aha" moment XD

thank youuu ;)

[gutierrezricardo]

y the fuk dont u wear a shirt?!?!?!

im confused...

[theSmexieful01]

he doesnt have to

[kizzume]

This is so absolutely true.  Well said.

[UnbreakableVowPrince]

You are HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

[ppw43h1]

okay that made me mad because your so true. Yes I like the paradigm shift Idea its so true my view are a little bit old fashion in comparison to some modern thinkers. YOU ARE GREAT MAN!!!

[heyheyitsmj]

Good advice!

[Aarhon67000]

hummm you are so .......................

[blendingout]

I love all of your videos. Funny, intelligent, insightful, etc.

You make people think. And help them love themselves...

go Davey Wavey! =)

[mc90604]

is a bitch :(

[xxBlackWiltedRosesxx]

So anyone know which show he is talking about?

[cdk1128]

u seem like such a sweet guy, and ur really intelligent but still funny. <3 u! (in a platonic way)

[xxBlackWiltedRosesxx]

lol diddo

[skullqueen00]

u made my milk go though my nose :)

[xxBlackWiltedRosesxx]

yeah hes awesome like that. You're comment made me smile. = )

[Orsley]

This is one of your best videos because I can see your nipples better than in the other ones! Good video!

[PutaLoca11]

WOW you're such a chick in a sexy guy's body. Nice man titties.

[SRSwitchBL4D3]

ummm dude really, put a damn shirt on

[capsunik14]

I will think about it.

[elvampiro89]

you are so hot!!how about a butt shot? it would make my day!

[xxBlackWiltedRosesxx]

lol

[easycomedy]

Well, roughly what you're saying is true...but I don't know anyone who wouldn't want to get their Glenn Close/ Bette Davis bitch on...lol, but those who complain ALL the time...yeah, it is their problem to fix like Kardashian inc, etc...I love heinous bitches...but the skanky whino bitches....UGGG, God saves us all!!

[DeadEndJustice13]

true

[Drenone321]

Ugh man I really do try and listen to your words but those pecks just keep distracting me.........yum...keep making you videos mr.

[Greengod444]

I like your videos and find them interesting

[7immortal7]

your a homo

[BobsledRider]

No...did you figure that out all by yourself?

[fanatsy22]

lool

[HolyCow3000]

so...who cares

[ChRoNiiiCc]

is this nigga gay?

[moses24680]

Take a glance at the "More from" this user video box..to the right and ask that again.

[BRA559]

Smart idea to film without a shirt cause no other reason to watch.

[goldv2]

Your a hot guy... but an ugly chick... just for your info...

[andresbolivar]

You're fantastic, dude! Cheers to you and your way of understanding sh*t. ;-)

[Aletargo1]

jejejejeje eres bello.

[bebenic]

you should never do drag again!!!!!!!!!!!

[eveningniteshade]

true

[watchital]

I REALLY do try to listen to what you're saying... but i always end up staring at your beautiful pecs.

[skullqueen00]

i do too!  There so AMAZING :D

[DrDoobs420]

K you're not a 'bitch' but you got the tits ill tell ou that much. I dont have a chest nearly that big but i bet i could bench a little more.

[jeremyb3210]

Davey, have you read "Dark Side of the Light Chasers" by Debbie Ford? Among the lessons in that book are: the idea that when I give advice to other people I'm really giving myself advice; and that I can only see or recognize qualities in other people that I myself posess. I thought that was a good parallel for your message at the end of this vid: if the people on my left and right are bitches, so am I. Happy Tuesday!

[MrRagd]

I Founded that you are a bitch

[kyledmccall]

In counter response to these few comments below mine, I don't think they understand that their negative outlook is what has made our world such a negative place. Davey, keep doing what you're doing, it helps me remember that I'm not the only one out there that believes a few full of love can change the way things are. My favorite quote: "Don't think for one moment that a handfull of committed people cannot change the world, becaue, in fact, it's the only thing that ever has."

[CuriousTimmy]

Amen, dude..

[pizdelefutacioase]

lol nerd , get a life instead of posting shitty movies on youtube

[PowerOfAPanda]

haha aw he's cute.

[ARXHMalakas]

suck suck fuck fuck

[rhieanne1215]

omfg..youre a bitch

[JuliasJin]

Davey, I love this video. Thanks. I want to send it to someone but I can't. She is one of the bit.... I don't want to tell her the truth. Firtst of all I have to reconsider myself.

[rickmaurice]

He looks like Heidi Montag

[JuliasJin]

Who is that? Heidi? I will do google it.

Have a nice day.

[rickmaurice]

Heidi Montag... She's known in the states for absolutely nothing, She stars in a MTV show called "the hills". With a blonde wig on they look like they can b related.

[JuliasJin]

Thanks a lot. a Blonde girl. Did he imitate her? I am not familiar with the states broadcasting, I live in Korea.

[rickmaurice]

Korea thats kewl, no he didnt imitate her but he should! without make-up and short hair, she kind of looks like him, and with long blonde hair and make-up he would look like her.

[JuliasJin]

I see. I do not know about Heidi Montag but she seems to be mean to me. If he imitate her it will be quiet funny.

[standcm12]

i'm sorry but...it just seems like you have breasts. like i cant decide if you just have a really good chest or a weird one.

[sakzaan]

dude how do u get those pecs....upload a video of a workout man seriously!

[amazeddreamer]

what if you are the complete opposite of a bitch i am such a doormat its awful and the thing is i know i am but i still cant help but let people walk on me!

[dan123456]

at least his hot... stop insulting him...

[xxpkx23]

lol

[Valicore]

Oh that was hella funny, and damn true too!

[sirassdumb010]

ok who cares if hes gay? hthe stuff he says is actualy cool. and who care if hesnot wearing a shirt. americans care too much about clothing. So dude, you make some good points, thanks

[jakefales]

This video makes me laugh every time I watch it. :-)

[szklankawina]

your video makes perfect sense...i think a lot of normal sensible people know that they're also a part of the problem they just don't wanna admit it...so here goes nothing "it's totally me":)

[RexKingofall]

is he gay? or is it just me that thinks that :/ + why are he talking without shirt it kinds of makes me unhappy

[Djebulba]

yes that a fag

[maratlox]

can i masturbate on your tits?

[kenrosee]

hahahaha...... Davey you are just too funny don't care about the other comments they are dumass that was great.

[MrNocco]

u should round up ur arms and shoulders to make em match the size of ur chest; i have the same issue :P

[nodi17p]

erm.. since ur half naked, dsnt tht make u a bitch.. coz i hav no idea wat ur own abt.. coz ur distractn.. u want to make a difference.. WEAR A FREAKING SHIRT!!!!!

[vantila]

on youtube everyone is an actor, and everyone talks about gays and shit, but u are a fuckin retard because u like beeing wached by a bunch of other retards that aprove what u do, and that is just fuckin sad my friend, u fuckin SUCK

[Djebulba]

yep his a faggot

[NoInhibitions69]

Did anyone ever teach you about love, not hatred and relgiious stupidity and lies?

[vantila]

this is not about love, it`s about how to be a fuckin gay retard

[1SEC09]

god this makes Boy George look straight

[dekomondo]

i dont get why are you naked...dont you have clothes?!!!

[mladjacool]

stupid fag

[Dustie1984]

WTF you've got a banging body...!!!

[emmanuelo516]

youre hotter as a girl

*call me*

[aleksdeabreu]

oh Davey. you'll look for any excuse to wear a dress

lol

[lucasboden]

thank you for being an intuitive gay

[dave16124918]

The first beep was a total miss lol.

[boyggf]

know it has nothing to do with the vid, but, dude you are hott!!! are you single?? how old r you??

[nourabk]

yh but he needs to man up hes just to gay for me i mean idk if he is gay but hes a reeal softy!

[BiGuyLove2008]

your vids are so good, ive actually only realized recently how good they are, before this i was just looking at your chest lol

[zaraanri]

megan fox. lol. great impersonation.

[residentevil808]

dont do a girl ever again its a disaster l0l u  look hot as a boy and normal ;P

[XLoveItOrShoveItX]

fuck that i like dat he has shirtless vids;) too bad hes gay...

[juicystars07]

Keeping up with the Kardashians :D

Iguesseditfirst!

[thauller]

Damn girl, those are some fuckin' hairy ass legs!

[weeniecorpseman]

not necissarily....

i was pushed around and put down by my supposed "best friends" for 4 years until i finally stopped being friends with them.

they were mean and i was just letting them push me around.

that does not make me a bitch. just a victim.

[BiGuyLove2008]

he dindt say it makes you a bitch, what hes saying is that the problem may have been created by you

from what yoiur saying they were probably not very nice but for you to have stuck around for four years letting them do that...well that was your own doing

[crazyfukk18]

u r the ugliest bitch i have ever seen in my life lol !

[AnimeHolloW]

dude, are u a bitch?

well u surly do look like one

+ in all your videos your are naked, and its just like a bitch, whants to show every1 O_o

[85marcholm]

i know plenty of bitches, but i am not one.

[xxxdarkmexxx]

are you wearing underwear???

[xGirlsWithAttitudex]

We can be bitches at times....ok almost all the time, lolz

[skm61]

I don't know if you're bitch, but NICE NIPPLES YOU HAVE. HAVE A GOOD ONE!

[jaydin8889]

y u holdin a baby doll lol

[1000000jackpot777]

dude ur 26 and u sound like a 14 yr old

[miamlarda]

totally right.

[dabeisyin]

niiice nipples

[gmedespair]

OMG! I need to find out your work out routine!

Anyways, I agree completely. I think the traditional logic that " it takes one to know one," doesn't apply with bitches...they just can't see it.

[shuichiro23]

hmmm...I'm catholic but went to a baptist mass? sermon? one time and they were talking about the its no one else but you theory. Made an impact on my life.

[MIDNAq1LINK]

LMAO! I'm gonna count how many times you said bitch...

Thanks for the video, makes me think.

[Yewon2001]

I finally learned that and my life has changed tremendously!

[SomebodyShootMee]

Bitches ain't shit.

[benjie7192]

but hoes and tricks

[creejay]

HAGGARDNESS....eek. Davey should just digitally blur out his face and leave the body...cut the audio track too. I bet he'd double his views!

[askabz22]

hahha wow this was WOW

well im not a bitch but this definatley fit's someone i know.

[kerou16]

Dave, I figured out I have a problem with authority a long time ago. I get along great with my peers, but I argue with my parents, disrespect police, and have hated all 3 of my bosses. I just hate when someone abuses the authority they have over you. It feels like they're disrespecting you. Don't get me wrong, I'm not uncontrollable. I listen to people who I feel are treating my completely fairly, it just doesn't happen that often. :)