Trying to buy a nudie magazine

[spInrAt42]

why the fuck s this flagged?

[Yapostadodat]

Beware the ferocity of Sylvester Stallone and old women with glasses!

[mintmarshall]

'just put it them in a bag will you!?'...no one but woody could make that line funny!

[icarosilva16]

Thanks to  exist,Woody!!!

[Quex01]

Very prophetic scene, lol

[TheKenfig]

"I'm up to advanced child molesting".. Tee hee he, so funny. I have this on dvd and also 'Take The Money and Run' & 'Sleeper' - so funny it makes you cry with laughter

[sanctusen666]

woodie allen is a ridiculous person

bad actor

bad father

bad shit

for what this shit have fans?

[FetaCheese222]

@sanctusen666 I don't think "bad shit" counts as a reason to hate someone.

[sanctusen666]

what is the funny?

[sanctusen666]

this man is a ridiculous shit

[bungalowlegs]

great post thanks, its the music that does it !

[danielcastromaia]

Anyone know this song´s name? Thanks!

[neonaction]

Oh do I remember when I used to try to secretly read the sports illustrated swimsuit in the library....

[ForTheLoveofMando]

This is one of the best scenes I had totally forgotten about. Love W.A films from the 70's! He was truly a masterful genius with comedy!

[aphkumund]

'how much is a copy of orgasm?'

rofl

[HardAsARock222]

this is how I am at F.Y.E. :D

[JeremyKonstenius]

I always loved that seen and have done different analogies in my mind. Like the drugs in a pharmacy version. Where you say well I need some Tums, some Advil, some vitamin C and some of this. Lets see here this. this, this,  Hay Ralph how much is Diacetylmorphine! I am doing research on neurotransmitters. I am up to advanced serotonin regulation.

[mikeisapro]

@JeremyKonstenius yummy 

[palmostositive]

he grabs her boob! i never would have thought of that.

[farerse]

this reminds me of the pc game LARRY

[TDS4UT]

This is me buying a men's magazine in a store. Oh my God that old lady is my nosey neighbor to a tee.

[Jesus45U]

Oh man, haven't seen awkardness like that since I was a young teenager. :)

[profssrfunk]

it was either snl or mad tv, but one of those shows ripped this off

[Robstailey]

reminds me of curb your enthusiasm

[Tamadrums66]

Advanced child molesting. LOL!!!!!!

[TIPTON340]

There are parts of Bananas that are homages to Charlie Chaplin and Harold Lloyd.

[hippiefilth]

@TIPTON340 nerd

[TIPTON340]

@hippiefilth -- very nice of you to say.

[throughtime]

That movie is just crazy and sometimes hilarious, the dvd is awsome with astounding pictures and sound.

[Greenhornet270]

The Greatest comic Genius of our age!

[tall32guy]

Hilarious! Just found this clip tonight and had never seen the movie or even heard of it but it's great! LOL

[88pie88]

i only buy magazines when there is a hot cashier, same gose with condoms. they eather give you that "wow hes getting lucky look" or the "wtf?" look

[ioveyouahaha]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA :D 

[rinbar70]

I had heard that "Commentary" and "Dissent" had merged and formed "Dysentery."

[snowsh999]

@rinbar70 that was Chris Rea and Dire Straits

[Chuichupachichi]

Another popular research field is; "Orgasm" - I'm doing a neuro-psychological study on sensationally stimulated, cognitive crotch emotional states with acute audibly orated manifestations & their advanced effects on anatomically humidified, high temperature secretions

[germanicelt]

"I'm up to advanced child molesting" - Wow, straight from the horses mouth.

[thenewhandle]

@germanicelt lol

[Ivorkornuta]

I've worked in a porn store for almost 9 years...This is what happens. I wrote a book about it called Confessions of the Porn Clerk, available Oct 31st (See my channel for promo's)

[Neonman78]

It must've been pretty embarassing back in those days; now, the only people that know about your porn history are your internet providers.

[kortexsirvasil]

@Neonman78 If internet providers browse through people's internet history, they must have the highest suicide rate of all professions.

[mrspank35]

A very funny clip from a very funny movie. 7 people gave this thumbs down? Why??

[roborat91]

@mrspank35 those 7 people probably think the funniest movie ever is "Scary Movie."

[ilquartetto]

Anyone knows the title of the funny song at the beginning?

[agostinopelliti]

Woody: the greatest living GENIUS!!!!

[rinbar70]

"I heard Dissent and Commentary had merged and formed Dysentery." --Woody Allen, "Annie Hall" (1977)

[Silberagouti]

Was Woody the first one with that kind of scene? The music is killing me :-)

[milascave]

Age 12, grabbed a box of condums, put five dollars on the counter when nobody was there, put them in my pocket and walked out without saying anything. An old man saw it all but said nothing. I never used them, of course.

[Redrumhydro]

haha crazy

[Charles787980]

Ahah! It's all clear now.

It's internet porn that killing the magazine business. Now you don't have to pretend to buy a serious mag and sneak in a dirty one.

[yak6ex]

I forgot what was this movie about?

[frtw4428]

"I'm doing a sociological study on pervesion. I'm up to advanced child molesting!" Only Woody could say this - Hilarious!

[memitobonito]

That's what I used to do too, get about three magazines and put the one with the girls in bikinis in the middle.

Yeah, I know pretty stupid

[videochemist]

When I was a kid I always used to clear out the the porn rack in the convenience store, take the whole pile to the counter and slam it down in front of the cashier, only to leave without saying a word or buying anything.

[daken100]

woody allen is a genius

[spaguettibrain]

god, I even find him sexy

[SarahRyan2002]

Watch a funny short film on Youtube, just type in 'Sarah Ryan Deluded' You will either like it or really hate it.

[juffan]

lol i did that same thing to a customer once. except the magazine was "40+"

[videochemist]

@juffan

you're an asshole haha

[SarahRyan2002]

Check out 'sarah ryan deluded' You will either love it or hate it.

[Cybrow]

woody allen seems to have graduated with first-class honours in advanced child molesting

[missedagain]

hahahah

[KoukinShuyu8550]

lolz at advanced child molesting...

[damnedflanders]

heh heh we have all been there

[moti4love]

Woody Allen !!!!!!!!!!!

IS THE BEST :)

[ReCklessNin]

Man, a thousand years from now people won't make the difference between this and cavemen. Internet, thank you.

[themissgracefull]

the blue mag sys PUSSY. below it says CAT!

[herbrampe]

I can remember doing the same thing as a young man. Almost as bad as buying condoms.

[MemoriesOnTheMoon]

i adore WA movies. i just fadore him :)))

[ftsjr]

The first time I saw this scene, I laughed out loud!

[iscream22]

Woody Allen is amazing. His older films are brilliant. Some of his new stuff is pretty good too.

[JoeSixString]

@iscream22 Yeah everyone likes Woody's older, funnier movies.

[bewlaybrutha]

you're confusing him with roman polanski you dumb shit

[jjhays36]

confusing? hardly ,they are both Pedophiles and molesters. Only cure for that is lead in the form of a bullet in the brain.

[iseaall1205]

lol everything he does is very Charlie-"esque" silent films with over dramatized movements, love it

[Orjas67]

Good old Woody. He's almost never "acting", he's just always himself.

[LarissaLIBERTY]

LOL

[LSnicket4]

I don't know about you guys, but every time I buy a nudie magazine that's the sole reason I buy it: to continue my sociological studies on perversion and advanced child molesting.

[CRICKET999999999]

your comment was as funny as the video. thankyou =)

[kaattz]

he is simply brilliant!

[jjhays36]

yeah a brilliant molester

[malemutekid1973]

jjhays36, Woody Allen may have eloped with his wife's adopted daughter (who by the way was neither her biological kid nor under 18), but he doesn't have the death of thousands of Iraqi and Afghan civilians on his conscience. Like many Americans, being subtle doesn't seem to be your strongest point. (And don't tell me I'm anti-American - my g/f is a 7th generation US citizen -, you would add ridicule to ignorance).

[jjhays36]

@malemutekid1973 what does woody allen and bush have in common, what is your reasoning for that? 7th generation? We are a melting pot and no one generation defines america. You sound like a bigot much like woody actually

[malemutekid1973]

@jjhays36 Sorry didn't mean to upset you

[chrispollock]

@jjhays36 a bigot yes but....for the left....zing!

[talllikelurchis]

Woody Allen's new movie "Honey I raped the Kids!"

[malemutekid1973]

Why do some Americans have that morbid fascination for violence, child molestation, guns, rape, prison riots, serial killing and so on? Just look at their TV shows... Get a life! Don't you ever travel, read, have sex, eat good food, listen to music?

[chrispollock]

@malemutekid1973 no. i drink dunkin donuts coffee

[malemutekid1973]

good lol

[scienceatheism]

@malemutekid1973 funny thing is us american do travel read have sex eat good food and listen to music while being obsessed with violence. we are multi taskers.

[malemutekid1973]

@scienceatheism I said "some" Americans. I didn't generalize.

[scienceatheism]

@malemutekid1973 you do realize our nation is the nation of foreigners. we just happend to live in america. but we come from everywhere else.

[malemutekid1973]

Most Americans, yes, except natives on the mainland, in Hawai'i and Alaska.

[scienceatheism]

@malemutekid1973 of course the natives but we nearly killed them off.

[malemutekid1973]

lol you beat me to it, that's what I was going to say. America isn't that bad after all, if some of its inhabitants read Voltaire, Lucretius and Flaubert.

[scienceatheism]

@malemutekid1973 yeah there are smart people here in this country. but you wont find any in the mid west lol jk. but we have smart people here. not a big fan of voltaire though. and havnt read alot on lucretius or flaubert so i cant say much about them.

[scienceatheism]

@malemutekid1973 i mean i might have those guys names on there but im only putting it there for references. i look them up and study them you know what i mean on my own, which i do alot. but not a big fan of three of the guys you mentioned. voltaire is an asshole. flaubert is confusing and lucretius like i said havnt read any of his shit. study some shit about him though.

[realisticHomeboy]

Before the internet, we've all been in that situation when we were young, haven't we!

[DanRioNY]

Luckily the internet came around just in time for me lol Do you guys have any funny stories like this?

[SethHesio]

@realisticHomeboy yessum

[salsa10cubana]

@realisticHomeboy Sure!

[Guedingen]

@realisticHomeboy toe curlingly embarrassing was also bumping into someone you knew in the porn section of the video rental shop!

[xalozaza]

lol difficult times. thanks god for internet.

[stalin1909]

indeed

[DrBukcake]

best...woody...allen...scene..­.ever!

[hairypolack]

did he just say "Im up to advanced child molesting?"

[Peter5247]

thats pretty ironic...

[Marshallartsmaster]

hhahaha thats is funny lol

[TTBSFilms]

Twas awesome.

[mistax2k]

so many movies have copied this scene...hilarious

[Villagejonesy]

Again, love the character actor who plays the clerk. I love it when a character actor in a comedy film just inhabits his character, and isn't in on the joke in any way whatsoever. You would just think he's completely oblivious to the humour. Love him!

[youchachen]

agreed.

[origlilone]

sooo funny when he pats the old lady on the boob!

[ladypemberley]

that was hilarious

[rmsolympic1]

I know very little about Woody's work, but I absolutely love him. His humor is just amazing. Even this scene reminds me of me when, in the past, I wanted to buy some of those kind of mags. I did almost exactly what he does here,

[unclewalt56]

"just put it in the bag.." love you Woody

[kondurperufive]

underrated movie,better than vicky cristina barcelona

[atticana]

If only Woody Allen had stuck to comedy instead of wanting to be the new Ingmar Bergman. The world needs more laughter, not more misery!

[924142707]

He still does both.

[DoubleDutchBust]

Trying to buy a nudie magazine

It's a beautiful piecespTheScriptThatIs

HollyWood

DCoastToCoast

[ElectroEagle]

excellent film :)

[karoloandria]

thanks god for intenet porn

[JohnnyCardinale]

This is one of the funniest scenes EVER

[richiebear1969]

Anybody has the scene where the guerrila girl gets snakebit in the boobs and Woody chases her to suck it out.

[VillaMan08]

LMAO...f%cking brilliant.

[billpeterson5150]

man, that's the way it was,you'd wait around the convenience store, looking at different magazines-with one eye on the girlie mags-making yur mind up which ones you wanted, waiting for it to empty, then grab the mags you wanted and head straight for the counter-then the clerk could NEVER find the price, as the clerk was loking for the price 90% of the time a cute chick would walk in-I guess the internet has changed all that-looking back it was a rush, plus it got you out of the house on Saturday

[zensorship]

what are you talking about?

[billpeterson5150]

see?

[zensorship]

LOL I got your point man!

[ethicomm]

Spot-on. And if you were lucky the clerk would put it in a bag right away, even before you had paid for it!

[rmsolympic1]

Unless you were unlucky enough to get an overly chatty, overly helpful, or overly loud clerk.

[stegaflaps]

I always did this! Its very hard to buy a naughty magazine by itself.........especially with a very relf righteous so-n-so working the counter! I used to buy National geographic, Mad magazine,Tv week and aircraft modeller..............just as distractions! Ah yes..........buying a dirty magazine is an expensive buisiness!!

[scorpiosview]

LOV THE MUSIC AND ALLEN IS A GENIUS

[CescoManier]

"Doing a sociological study on perversion. I'm up to Advanced Child Molesting" LOL

[syzyf105]

Allen jest rewelacyjny. jak mały chłopiec

[SalemXIII]

That is a great scene...I think most guys can relate to that in some way lol.

[hunarf]

1:08 wow in his own words.

[JRIWING]

ja,ja a mas de uno le ha pasado eso!!! ja,ja muy bueno!!!

[FigurinItOut]

Yes, that was me in my youth. Looking around, wondering who was working the register, buying a more serious magazine along with Playboy.

Funny stuff! Great scene!

[dudemantwo]

alsnow...is that rye or Wonder Bread...

[dudemantwo]

What is this song?

[bridgetjohnston5]

He's so cute!

[Merenda416]

hahaha

[lehipster]

A small boy asks his mother... " Mummy -whats an orgasm ? "

She seems tense in her reply.... " I dont know - ask your father ! "

[cronology]

when i was little i asked my mom what is masturbation and she told me to ask my father haha.

[deltatangofoxtot]

Quite trying to judge Woody's earlier, funny works...not everything is as dramatic and cause and effect as it seems. He never was accused of child molestation, just brave enough to slip it in as a laugh. I know--NOTHING'S FUNNY ABOUT CHILD MOLESTATION!! Um, duh. This was made so many years before everything became taboo--because we tried to suppress it or demonize it. Sexual awkwardness is the theme of this clip--that's all! Everyone has a dark side; don't assume we know the whole story...

[DisappearCompletely1]

i want to buy a copy of orgasm!

[china1324]

how much is this copy of orgasm? lol

[HypnoToad72]

Back in 1970? The magazine would cost about 35 cents... talk about cheap...

[TwistedPopCandy]

wats orgasm?

[china1324]

the name of the magazine did you listen???

[TwistedPopCandy]

yes just didnt know wat orgasam was

[china1324]

how old are you???

[TwistedPopCandy]

i think orgasam is naked ppl

[kikokoukla]

theos o woody!!!!!

[pandagal21]

Woody Allen was great in his movies

[richragsdale]

classic indeed!

[china1324]

classic woody allen hilarious

[china1324]

he is such a great writer funny as hell!!

[TheVandenPlaa]

i first saw bananas when i was bout 8 or 9 i'm now 31 and i have easily watched this filam hundred's of time's best filam on the plant!!!!

[DerrHonda]

same thing happened to my neighbor once, in a porn video store. he told me.

"how much is Anal Diversion part 4...?"

shouted through the whole store!

Oh the shame!!

[stegaflaps]

Yes.........imagine it today............." How much is a copy of Hidden camera defacations?" LOL! And theres always some loudmouth from artillery to blurt it out across the room!

[wbaker7]

"up to advanced child molesting" jeeeeeeeez almost a confession...

[JasonRadley]

Maybe Pete Townshend should have tried the same excuse.

[wbaker7]

he did claim he was doing "research"

[feloutre]

Where are the results ?

[wbaker7]

ask Mia

[feloutre]

Well, Pete Townshend wasn't that close with Mia Farrow

[wbaker7]

sorry i am not following ur point. my original comment concerned what allen said in the clip--that he was moving "up to advance child molesting" and giving what transpired later in his life...it was ironic. such slips show up in his movies a lot. (Play It Again Sam: "rape is the secret fantasy of all women") But I never said anything about Townsend so I dont know to what you refer.

[feloutre]

Mm, k. Sorry, i thought you were talkin about Townshend's strange "researches" about child pornography (a lot of stuff, photos etc in his hard-drive).