Joys Bring Joy in Bayonetta

[tatlxtael2303]

Wow *drools* I'm no longer bi. Screw guys , girls are awesome

[keltar2007]

Heh...I'll jerk off to that

[bakasoraa]

This game needs a seqeul.

[kicksntuass]

@bakasoraa this game need a porn-movie

[AcaciaLouvegrise]

lol xD Love the reaction from 0:01 to 0:03. "This is my favorite fuckin*HOLY FLASH* ...anhh~"

But yes i agree: Amazing game.

[Ferahtsu]

Given how joy just sits on the steel horse and somehow takes damage, I'm sure this is a censored version of the Japanese original.

[1337ontoast]

@Ferahtsu the chain is wrapped around her neck isnt it?

[xIegionx]

0:06

The gates of heaven? Lord be praised

[freaza39]

awsome part!

[MakotoHotoyme]

Hey man, find a girlfriend ... and quickly !

[Dantethedemon16]

me like

[xBreakingALICE]

His reaction is AMAZING.

[emmyvonkaulitz]

Hey Guys.

It's not just straight males.

Lesbians get off to this too. -3

[stevewins914]

best 9.99 I spent on a game

[kaleile1]

I love this game. It makes me want to play all the DMC's I've played in the past. Oh and Sonic because they halos look like the rings from Sonic and they kept on mentioning Eggman in the beginning. Love it!

[TheCanadianPickle]

the PUSSY of doom

[Brokudo]

Dude. You get it. Joy to the world.

[Magiskille]

For straight people there should be a license for this game XD

[Bulacanos]

If you film it, they will cum.

[shadowkunai12]

OH BABY!!!

[assassin5238]

Vensito just got a boner lol

[ShadowOpsMerc115]

Lol bondage kill!? O\\w//O

[thattotally]

Well that was disappointing.

Next time don't speak. We REALLY don't want to hear your voice, ever. Just the ladies. Am I right or am I correct?

[Littleshrtstout]

faggots attracted to video games

[MauxDarkbrand]

The way you 'damn' is super weird.

[cybermelk]

i want this game sooo badly

[OmegaChosen0]

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[KiriShinigami]

I did that fight without getting any damage on myself HAHAHAH

[Nightwolf20]

i guess when some one says head into the light you dont ask twice

[someperson2160]

u jizz right when joys boobs got close up?

[azerbah]

@someperson2160 no i jizz when i see her hole body or when she's getting up. Good they made joys 3d model view in bayonetta galleries.

[angelfox123456]

I got the joy joy joy joy down in mah heart.....

[AdamGCurtis]

@angelfox123456 Where?

[azerbah]

Faptastic! When i challenge Joy. My only move is evade and punish. Joy is so hot. Getting me a boner. Fap Fap Fap

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Haha, same, because on ∞ Endless Climax, and with GoD equipped, that's pretty much the most useful and reasonable strategy you can use against them.

[macaroni11101]

I need this game asap...too bad I'm broke at the moment

[QuesoGr7]

Lol, nobody mentions the how the halos look like the rings from the Sonic games and how they kept referring to eggman in the beginning. :P

[FlashBrazer]

THAT'S what they've been reminding me of! Thanks :D

But hey, they are both by Sega, right? =P

[VenomLeon]

it's made by Platinum, and published by Sega.. but I think Sega must have done some work on it as well (like the music).

I personally imagine Bayonetta as Sega's character, or at least a child of both parties XD

[celexter]

@QuesoGr7 There's actually more... Space Harrier, Out Run, Okami...

[winterrose2008]

I love the commentary. xD

[QuesoGr7]

He sound like he "busted one" at the end. xD

[Keegsftw]

Lololololololololololololol

[QuesoGr7]

One of the reasons I love Japan: FAN SERVICE!!!

[jonhylu]

AMEN!!!

[QuesoGr7]

This guy knows what I'm talkin bout! ;D

[80xlulz]

heres a challenge for all heterosexuals try to punish a Joy without getting a boner lololol

[kdog1000]

>_> I did it.. But I had to put on a blindfold and earmuffs to drown out the moaning.

[Snowdemoman]

@80xlulz DAMN YOU! How are we supposed to do that?

[CloudChaserFX]

@80xlulz Done it, Wasn't too hard

[deathangel1490]

@80xlulz it has to be at full hp other wise she ugly....

[malevolenceXXXensues]

@80xlulz as a heterosexual the horsey thing was never my thing but everything else was ha ha

[D3w10n]

@80xlulz That is not a challenge m8, that is just impossible... 

[DecepticonDevastator]

@80xlulz CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[akr11]

@80xlulz for me it's hard even watching Bayonetta walk without getting a boner

[LeafSapphire]

@80xlulz I won, what does that mean? o.o

[RhanC777]

fap fap fap fap fap

[pivotrsr]

zomg dude i am with you this is like my favourite part of the game when joy came i was like omg i feel something in my pants but is wasnt just that horny feeling i was like omg this game is soo fucking badass *gamegasm* i love this game and the torture OMG!!! WTF I LAUGHED HARD some ppl wont understand but i do lmao

[zangetsumasamune]

For some people this game would seem really raunchy as hell, it looks badass to me

[Dnn17halo]

lol the irony is in the name XD

[Kashground]

this funny lol dickba

[ReisenMell]

One-handed mode.

[TheRgreenM]

Joy Should Be A Costume

[Emceetem]

She didn't say henshin a go go.

She said dancin' a go go.

[megajonas]

i laughed so hard when you said " i know where this is going" that's exactly what i though when i played this haha

[jonnycortes]

in the part where she sumons the horse thing she says dickma

[angelo360balba]

@jonnycortes

dickma means complete moron or fool

[jonnycortes]

i noes tht

[azerbah]

0:09 Joy corrects chain from her golden outfit.

[5p4Zim]

hilarious

[jackal912]

Not to mention all the Okami ones. Bayonetta's panther form looks like Amaterasu and leaves dead plants in its path and the "Golem" enemies look and fight exactly like the final boss of Okami.

[bloodydragon]

to all teh haters.....Can y'all stfu about this religion bs and enjoy a fucking game?? Our generation has a buttload of problems and a freakin vid game is too much to bitch about D<

[avernikas]

Thank you, i'm going to try and acquire the game some how, hopefully i can get some one to fix my ps3,if i do that, getting the game will be relatively easy. Thank you again, until then i'll keep checking the 'tube vlogs searching for the hidden characters in action.

[avernikas]

i gotta fix my ps3 man, this stuff ain't cool, do you know how many games i'm missing man, since, i got a friend who buys games almost weekly, and he has tons of games he wants to share with me, i'll take it apart again, try and fix it. i wanna play the bayonetta demo, craps man. lemme know if you played any hidden characters or if, you can play as rodin. thanks sir.

[avernikas]

"Jeremy was a bull frog was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped to drink his wine, and he had a mighty fine wine, singing: JOY to the world, all the boys and girls, JOY to the fishes in the deep blue sea, JOY to You and Me."

[avernikas]

so the power of an angel could very well exceed anything in the physical universe since they're not of this universe and isn't affected by the physical, only the spiritual, since, Daniel received a messenger who told him that he took 21 days because he had to fight with a demon, so even among spiritual creatures, they can't stop each other, it takes one with greater power to crush them, namely God.

[YoTubViewer42]

It took 21 days for an angel to fight off a demon? It's a good thing Bayonetta is quicker than that.

[avernikas]

sure she can, bayonetta is awesome, especially that horsey of hers :P but the angel didn't beat it, another angel helped, so while that angel occupied the demon, the first angel continued with his message, but he told Daniel he'd have to hurry since another demon was joining the fight.

[YoTubViewer42]

Is this about Daniel 10:13?

"But the prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood me one and twenty days: but, lo, Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me; and I remained there with the kings of Persia."

So, the angel was fighting the Prince of Persia! That explains why it was so difficult: watch?v=_zyQ_OVyhNE

[avernikas]

HA! think of it like this, satan is a king, of a sort, and he has many generals, each of these generals has soldiers. So the prince of persia, and the prince of greece are generals, in charge of portions of the planet. So every nation has their own general or prince with supporting demons. demons and angels are one in the same, they're spiritual sons of god, one set bad the other good. though they have no power over time, they're still incapable of defeating each other being equal.

[YoTubViewer42]

Yeah, whatever... This video is about Bayonetta not about Prince of Persia, so you are totally off topic.

[avernikas]

HA! HA! no, it's about angels, and this JOY creature is supposed to be an angelic like creature, which is humorous in of itself since no angels are female, but interestingly it appears that Bayonetta went through a circle and emerged on another plain of existence where mortals can't touch or see but her kind and this angelic like creatures can. Which explains a lot but raises others,since, in Legacy of Kain, whenever Raziel went spiritual his world changed, meh, but it's just a game, right.

[YoTubViewer42]

Okay, seriously, I'm not sure if you are trying to preach about angels on Youtube or honestly criticize their portrayal in the game.

In the latter case I think you have no point as the game merely uses the Christian mythology a very loose inspiration source. Unless you are saying there are missile shooting angelic beings that look like flying ships with oars for example and that halo is a metal that can be used as a currency. watch?v=KBTKVCU04y8

[avernikas]

HA!!! Christian, really, are you sure, if you ask me, i'm simply a guy who knows more than most and i find comparisons to things of which few know so little to be incredibly funny. Few understand the source material well enough to do anything even measurably accurate, so rarely if ever do i care. It's a lot like a gandalf discussion i had with some one, who felt gandalf was nothing to the witch king, which isn't accurate since, gandalf obeyed the rules not to use their full power.

[avernikas]

not saying you don't know the source material, you clearly do, but i'm excited about the source material, like how alexander of old became excited after he read the illiad.

[YoTubViewer42]

I should have said Abrahamic or something.

In any case, undefeatable beings, whether they are angels, demons or something else, would not work very well as opponents in a game.

Furthermore, the plot of Bayonetta seems to be so purposefully ludicrous, that I would not expect any sort of accuracy to source material from it. They are just twisting the material to their liking.

[avernikas]

i'm wandering what easter eggs the game has, i was hoping they'd have dante or some one along those lines in it, but of course that may be asking for too much. i'd try the demo but since my ps3 died and i live in the bahamas, fixing anything or buying a new one is far beyond my budget, ho-hum. i'll just do what i did with a few others, watch the videos and imagine i'm playing the game.

[YoTubViewer42]

Apparently there are 3+1 planes of reality or dimensions in Bayonetta: Paradiso, Inferno and the human world are the main planes and Purgatorio is some kind of in-between state, if I've understood it correctly.

[survivorevil]

lol its just a game you fucking moron, get a life

[avernikas]

No one can actually see the face of God and live, that is no mortal can, after moses saw his Back moses face emitted light. God created the universe and he has spiritual sons, or angels (messengers) who exist on another plane called, the spiritual realm. I guess in a lot of ways, it would be like trying to fire bullets at a gamma burst from a distant supernova, for all you try, the gamma burst being of a higher wave length, could harm you but you can't harm it

.

[YoTubViewer42]

Why would God bother to have a face to begin with?

Anyway, don't try to pretend you understand something about science.

[lawlestest]

0:38 lol

[azerbah]

Every woman on earth should be hot as Joy and dance like Bayonetta. Fucking daydream!

[VAKanako]

xD you are a faggot.

[sonicfan1984]

Why you call me a faggot?

[vgmaster9]

*sigh* another typical Youtube troll...

[sonicfan1984]

*shrugs*

I guess he's trying to start something with me. I'm not gonna scoop to his level

[vgmaster9]

Well seeing the comments on his page, he just does that with people.

[BlackRoseUYA]

From a game like this, that wasn't exactly hard to see coming. XD

[Ghigai]

that guy just came

[ATspitfire]

"Oh, I know where this is going."

ROTFLMAO

[monkeyz777]

FUCK YEAR BAYONETTA

[CpsLock3]

Boy I think these developers hate christians but they view the joys hot.

[empyreanlc]

God of War 3 will one-up this when Kratos makes Hercules ride two horses

[chakra22]

another game that is unplayable with family around lol

[tigresssharplesl]

@chakra22 hell yeah xD

[Krackuhjacks]

its amazing where following random links can take you o_O

[Juhn89]

And this is why they apparently have a "one-handed mode".

[zHAGANz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

omg, this made me LoL xD

[LackofEthics]

wut

[YoTubViewer42]

Thanks for making the obvious joke. I guess someone had to do it. Not sure why they call it the "mommy mode" though.

[BigNickontheDrum]

is it just me, or is this game action eroge?

i fucking love it.

[TripleBarrel06]

Probably. I pretty much figured it would be at least a little perverted from the blurb about the game. Still :D.

[DoberZeke]

I can't believe I just saw what I think I saw....

[akmandem69]

HOLY SHIT......

[azerbah]

Joy is hotter than Bayonetta ;/

Im ready to go heaven ^^

[TwiliAezure]

You got ready for the wrong thing.

You think they're gonna let you into heaven after you see this?!?

[zack1e]

beg your pardon?

[TwiliAezure]

Seeing this kind of (sexy) angel torture would be a one way ticket to hell.

[zack1e]

I'm guessing seeing some unsexy man-angel torture would be the opposite?

[TwiliAezure]

I guess if you're against that kind of torture, I guess it's all right... but if you like watching that anyways... Seeya in hell...

(It was wrong to torture in the first place.)

[zack1e]

I must applaud you for making me snicker and grin from ear to ear. I MUST shake your hand

[TwiliAezure]

*Shakes hands with zack1e*

[pppbigppp]

@zack1e

Make sure you shake his left hand dude

[VAKanako]

....................

[goozilla123]

@TwiliAezure

...really? You do realize that this is a game, and that torture is used by every country, right?

[TwiliAezure]

Well, yes... And I actually agree with any torture. I'm really sadistic. I just keep it in until I have to...

[fleskfan100]

Your the sadistic one, and your saying HE'S going to hell?

[TwiliAezure]

Well, I'm set for hell too... Angels will never be happy to see this happening to them.

[fleskfan100]

I watched this, thought it was funny to the narator's reaction, and I have no feelings about going to hell.

[TwiliAezure]

In that case. Forget anything I ever said.

And accept my apoligies if I offended you in any way.

[fleskfan100]

Thank you for ending this sharade. I realize that people have different opinions, and I respect yours. Thank you for just stopping this and not stooping down to call me something like a homosexual or nazi.

-Fleskfan100

[azerbah]

@TwiliAezure I see everyone has the same feeling. I think every new game and movie relase is aimed againts church. I think u don't go to hell by playing this game but by rejecting God and believe in things what game developers gave u. U can always confess what u have seen in games. Its easy to turn on TV and listen to that crap than making ur personal research.

[TwiliAezure]

Yep, that's true. BTW, I'm not religious or anything.

[ramik81]

Ever facepalm with a sheer sense of delight over the ridiculousness of what you're seeing....lol

[Madsovic999]

Hahaha you said it

[DeathDealerFox]

LMAO DAMN!!! i love thi.... ( busts a nut) s game

[YEZwizz]

So they call that whore looking thing Joy?

[ChocoboKitsune]

Least subtle game ever? =P

[NeoMatrix]

nice one vensito. lmao...

[yaoibanshee]

lmao,her moaning is so funny

[hoza41]

the fuck?

[trewblewAUS]

last week i played a game as i recall it was an xbox game it was bayonetta and then i came and i jizzed in my pants!

[blazingkatana]

lol at the commentary

[FolstrimHori]

Why are you guys watching this expecting any other reaction than pure bliss? Anyway, this game is probably gonna get censored for the west

[BrothaKyo]

You kidding?

If anything, it's going to be left untouched, seeing how most games in Japan get censored alot.

[newagepun]

I doubt it gets censored. Its similar humor to Godhand. Its probably going to get an 18 rating with a legion of underage drooling at her... hair.

[FolstrimHori]

You obviously haven't seen the playthrough with Practically nude nudity and MOTHAFUCKAH. among other things.

[FolstrimHori]

And when I say playthrough, I mean I watched a livestream of the whole of the game.

[DeathDealerFox]

@FolstrimHori where where? i wanna see the whole game pm me the link please

[drymedar]

for the US*

[TheBalg]

What... the... fuck?

[kbryan96]

U can tell this guy hasnt gotten laid in a while... or Ever o_O

[Illnesssss]

uhh what did she do? i couldnt make it out

[Gam3Junkie7]

@Illnesssss Attacking her you mean? It was a very complex and disturbingly well done S&M thing where she summoned a spiked/bladed ridged back horse thing and then ensnared her in chains and impaled her on the spikes/blades.

[KitBikyuu]

Day One.

Dude on the video needs to get laid though, he nearly came during the BSDM bit. A little scary to listen to.

[strikerk]

This game is godlike.

[IronBahamut]

How did the rating boards not see this?!

XD

I mean can anyone say bondage?

[Krishnaroks]

that was just, wow...

[IronBahamut]

i know right.... freaking insane

[Krishnaroks]

hahaha ya

[UnoriginalErin]

You're a sad man.

[ordoss]

...what...

[Rokugan1]

what the fuck man

[Clanitz]

Dante got nothing in this girl...

[HASJ]

Even though Bayo is a little lez, Dante still got the charm...

[SkeletonMr]

Ho shit, DO WANT.

[babadude94]

I. WANT. NAO.

[Anontalkwarrior]

GOTYAY

[Ishimarukatio]

Oh god... I must buy this.

[tikomen4king]

DAM!!!

[Blacksun388]

why do i have the sudden urge to buy this?

[DantezMaritu]

Is this the most sexy game ever?

[moneraa]

no it isnt well in public market it is but in japan...yea some more sexy stuff there

You mean an actual game being sexy?

Fuck yes it does, can't wait for