I am performing this song at my University's production of the Vagina Monologues and can't find anyone that can play it on the piano. Is there a track without the lyrics that can be used?
@custole it's meant to be a cheeky bit of marketing. The theme is to 'LOVE' your vagina- not find the most degrading and abusive words around for some kind if shock factor. Also... All the words in the song were chosen by the public via an online poll.
Most of the names used in this song are prudish euphemisms you'd never hear in real life. How about: front-bottom, grassy well, hole and two flaps, black cat with its throat cut, ham sandwich, poontang, beaver, undermeat, gash, flange, meat curtains, cooch, twat, lower lip, gutter, dent, bucket, gristle, furburger, tampon socket, steak drapes, turkey wattle, axe wound, blood flaps, stench trench, cauliflower, fish taco, cunt,... oh, yeah, and pussy!
@FatGreasyItalian Humor and humour are both legitimate spellings, and they share all definitions. The only difference is that humour is the preferred spelling in British, Canadian, Australian, and Indian English, while humor is preferred in American English. The distinction applies to derivative participles, including humored/humoured and humoring/humouring, but all dialects drop the u in humorous.
@aeneas123 It isn't sexist that you don't find this funny, or that you personally have only heard of one funny woman on the internet. What's sexist is assuming that women must not have a sense of humor. Ever heard of stereotyping?
@aeneas123 It's not that women lack a sense of humor your perspective is just different. It's the same for anyone. What may be funny to you may not seem funny to me. Doesn't mean either of us is right though.
So, apparently, someone calls their's "majesty" . . . lolz. And downtown dining and entertainment district? wow . . . still waiting for a second version of the song to come out, and waiting to hear 'pussycat'. Without the cat. lolz.
What is funnier is that 34 people watch a video called 'Love your Vagina' and then register their distaste. Which part of the Planet Zobb do you have to come from to read 'Love Your Vagina' as 'Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring??'
How she got through this without dying of laughter, I'll never know. You can tell the guy was trying to hold his own giggles in the whole time, lmao. Great song!
To the ladies below who have complained about their period and sanitary protection. Love your vagina, do yourself a favour and get a Mooncup, pop it up your chuff!
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Disgusting...but that's what it's all about, right? The need to shock, the need to push the envelope. This reminds of the fact that men make the best cooks. With just two eggs, one sausage, and a little milk, a man can fill a woman's tummy for nine months. Thank goodness for the vagina.
I love this, and I love amanda, the girl singing. what a beautiful, talented friend she is. (im name dropping in case she gets REALLY famous!) :-p xxx
Excellent :)
tatsuo256 14 hours ago
3 word love your vagina XD
thewatup123 1 week ago
I am performing this song at my University's production of the Vagina Monologues and can't find anyone that can play it on the piano. Is there a track without the lyrics that can be used?
valeriesiman 3 weeks ago
Awesome song.makes me laugh EVERY time:)
cookiemonster1234098 3 weeks ago
@custole it's meant to be a cheeky bit of marketing. The theme is to 'LOVE' your vagina- not find the most degrading and abusive words around for some kind if shock factor. Also... All the words in the song were chosen by the public via an online poll.
moomydawson 3 weeks ago
custole 3 weeks ago
Comment removed
custole 3 weeks ago
Comment removed
custole 3 weeks ago
Bouncing Baby Escape Hatch... XDD *ROFL*
ShiruyMourron 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
48 people are misodgynistic.
Camoool 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
The piano player looks like my bf's dad........ O_o
LisaSimpson1200 1 month ago
XD
HelloWhiteday 1 month ago
tem como fazerem uma legenda em portugue?
TheDanatiele 1 month ago
I love this song haha I
gothicsammyrocks 2 months ago
Too bad she didn't say "vulva..." But, I really like "velvet locket," I've never heard that one before. :) Viva la vulva! <3 <3 <3
YoniPetals 2 months ago
I'm doing this song for my solo assessment at college... you think they'll approve? :D
NippityNipNip 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 12
@NippityNipNip Brilliant! We'd love to see the results if you do :)
mooncupltd 2 months ago
@NippityNipNip You are amazing. I'd also love to hear how it turns out. <3
YoniPetals 2 months ago
@YoniPetals I'm uploading a video about it tomorrow so keep an eye out for it! ^_^
hehe thank you as well by the way :)
NippityNipNip 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@NippityNipNip Hooray! <3 <3 <3 Off I go to watch it! ^^
YoniPetals 2 months ago
She's actually a really good singer(: I wish I could sing like that
charliecheeze25 2 months ago
LMFAOOO
iwansworld 3 months ago
I directed the Vagina Monlogues earlier this year - so wish this was out in time, would've loved to use it!
gumbogooball 3 months ago
I think duet would be just perfect. But... the shut poor guy up :(
RussianBear2011 3 months ago
how the hell did you keep a straight face?
timgear5 3 months ago
44 ppl have blue waffle
Girzlla89955 3 months ago 2
Is it strange that I love this song since I'm gay?
coltonbolton41 3 months ago
@coltonbolton41 no, it's not weird, you still came out of a vagina :D
latronqui 2 months ago
Best. Song. EVER.j
kurtandblaine4ever 4 months ago
humming this song through exams XD
Chiippsterrr 4 months ago
lyrics?
yelstrust 4 months ago
@yelstrust you can download the song sheet and lyrics from the loveyourvagina website :)
mooncupltd 4 months ago
I LOVE VAGINA!
aka super sonic rocket socket
TheTrollrage 4 months ago
I need this song.
ThisIsNotAConspiracy 4 months ago in playlist More videos from mooncupltd
@ThisIsNotAConspiracy Glad you like it... you can buy it on itunes!
mooncupltd 4 months ago
@mooncupltd I already did.
ThisIsNotAConspiracy 4 months ago
I would LOVE to see the blooper reel of this video! Very well done.
genmama1955 4 months ago
smash her back doors in
topcat2726 5 months ago
haha... nicely done!! Check out the oscar wylde pussy song... you will laugh you asses off
warfist7 5 months ago
why can't the piano player sing? he's doing most of the work
sublimeade 5 months ago
Haha, love when the guy starts singing and she just glares at him xD
Violetbookworm08 5 months ago
downtown dining and entertainment district...oh hell no! lmao!
jayden2595 5 months ago 3
42 folks don't like vagina
fitzbadder 5 months ago
Just play the piano dude; let the lady do the singing! lol
echo6w 5 months ago
Wh- where am i..
tohaovershell 5 months ago
Supersonic Rocket Socket :)
thedailyenglishshow 5 months ago 4
I need chords and lyrics so I can busk this :D
SJANews 6 months ago
Is this the female version of the Monty Python song "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"
beckyboston 6 months ago 4
OMG that was hilarious... Baby escape hatch...BAHAHAHAHAHA
CacheChase 6 months ago 2
Who Makes A Song About That U might Aswell Make A Song About Boobs Or Willies Lol
Luci237XxX 6 months ago
she understand what's dirty talking !
Trippelkiller 6 months ago 3
nasty
leapierce 6 months ago
Sang this to my teacher... She loveddd it!!!!!
kickass123ist 6 months ago 4
:o
Dollyfaceeex3 6 months ago
We need the lyrics!!!!
SacredYoniFlower 6 months ago 3
THAT WAS WICKED HAHAHA X
Amzybaby666 6 months ago 2
I'd love it more with a sandwhich.
bigtitsonthebeachyea 6 months ago
40 people don't like vaginas
ThePopsicle1313 6 months ago 39
She looked at him like she was saying,"You bitch! You stole my spot light!"
kickass123ist 6 months ago 13
Super sonic rocket socket!
polkadotturtles 6 months ago 4
Good idea, boring voice!
Bubuval 6 months ago
was'nt she the woman who was in shows on GTA4? i would like to see more from her
yallbugin 6 months ago
'downtown dining and entertainment district'?! ahahaha
<3
emmahasnerdytiemz 7 months ago 7
@FatGreasyItalian
Cool story bro, everyone likes you now.
aeneas123 7 months ago
Comment removed
aeneas123 7 months ago
now 'love love love your vaginaaaaa, that important place inside yaaaa' is playing nonstop inside my mind hahaha
newredsocks 7 months ago
muffin, poon-tang, "place"
LBCNU 7 months ago
I think we all know that if anus123 spells 'humour' as 'humor' we can expect her to have the personality of a small soapdish.
FatGreasyItalian 7 months ago 4
@FatGreasyItalian Humor and humour are both legitimate spellings, and they share all definitions. The only difference is that humour is the preferred spelling in British, Canadian, Australian, and Indian English, while humor is preferred in American English. The distinction applies to derivative participles, including humored/humoured and humoring/humouring, but all dialects drop the u in humorous.
retard.
aeneas123 7 months ago 2
@FatGreasyItalian: OH SNAP YOU SAID ANUS XD
Wazakindjes 7 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
This is not funny at all, it even grosses me out.
I only know 1 funny women on the internet and it's "JennaMarbles" the rest isn't funny at all...
why don't have women any sense of humor???
aeneas123 7 months ago
@aeneas123 That's incredibly sexist.
katien22 7 months ago
@katien22 I know... but it doesn't change my opinion
aeneas123 7 months ago
@aeneas123 It isn't sexist that you don't find this funny, or that you personally have only heard of one funny woman on the internet. What's sexist is assuming that women must not have a sense of humor. Ever heard of stereotyping?
katien22 7 months ago
@aeneas123 It's not that women lack a sense of humor your perspective is just different. It's the same for anyone. What may be funny to you may not seem funny to me. Doesn't mean either of us is right though.
Arisainwonderland 7 months ago
Comment removed
aeneas123 7 months ago
So, apparently, someone calls their's "majesty" . . . lolz. And downtown dining and entertainment district? wow . . . still waiting for a second version of the song to come out, and waiting to hear 'pussycat'. Without the cat. lolz.
DEARZinHEADlights 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Thumb up if you subscribed for the vagina..
ProjectRGX 7 months ago
Is there a "Love Your Penis" song for men? Because there should be.
LIMELimeCHOCOLAT 7 months ago
@LIMELimeCHOCOLAT check out the Penis Song by Monty Python. ;)
NoekieB 7 months ago
this is real funny i first heard it on a friends ipod at church camp!!!!!!
TheMissXMurderX07 7 months ago
XD 3 favorite moments, the first time she says Vagina, "The downtown dining and entertainment district", and the death glare
joey0426 7 months ago
the first time i heard this song i was speechless so i listened again and it made me laugh so hard i was crying!!!!!!! XD
animewolfdragon 7 months ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Why the hell do you have to "love your vagina"? You might as well love your sternum or shoulder blade. It makes just as much sense.
ready2 7 months ago
Comment removed
Rock1Music2Luva3 7 months ago
i was waiting the entire time for her to say pussy
OneWayRoad 7 months ago 29
WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW wellllllllllllllllllllll the person tht wrote this song is.............. welll to be nice ummm SPECIAL
normalmeee 7 months ago
What is funnier is that 34 people watch a video called 'Love your Vagina' and then register their distaste. Which part of the Planet Zobb do you have to come from to read 'Love Your Vagina' as 'Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring??'
FatGreasyItalian 7 months ago 4
Oh my god! 'baby escape hatch' I love it, I'll slip it into a conversation with my friends tomorrow.
Tokiohotelgirl97 7 months ago 11
Sorry, I don't love my vagina. It does all the unpleasant things but none of the good pleasurable things that it's supposed to. :/
Erisad89 7 months ago
This woman's singing and this song eased my mind, in end of week end time.
Thank you!!
nazeaoinoka 7 months ago
This is so funny!!!!!! :D
jayden2595 7 months ago
I love at 1:50 when the dude starts to sing and she gives him the death stare! lol!
conejitoasesinoOG 7 months ago 10
I wouldn't call it a Money Slot or a Thatchy Snatch, but I do like this song.
LongLegged87 7 months ago 3
Rocket socket??? Hmmmm.
JBlair1024 7 months ago
Wow that was figgin hilarious. That is one of those videos you run out and show all your girl friends :P
Oh yeah!
VAGINA Lolz
brandilowery1218 7 months ago
Willowmonkeyballs your mums hideous. And her vagina smells of pork scratchings
funtimeswifty 7 months ago
this is hideous
willowmonkeyballs 7 months ago
The Bloggess
missuskitteh 7 months ago
How she got through this without dying of laughter, I'll never know. You can tell the guy was trying to hold his own giggles in the whole time, lmao. Great song!
Nessarie88 7 months ago 8
To the ladies below who have complained about their period and sanitary protection. Love your vagina, do yourself a favour and get a Mooncup, pop it up your chuff!
BodyKombat 7 months ago 8
I actually really like this. That's kinda sad.
RatBoomable 7 months ago
Comment removed
fitzbadder 7 months ago
Holy fuck how did this go from 2 comment pages to 19?
Camoool 7 months ago 2
The whole mouth close ups get weird, but this is hilarious. Nice one, Alex.
Atuchy 7 months ago 2
That look at 1:49 LOLOLOLO!!!!
vpapantchev 7 months ago
this is awkward coz i have a dick
MichaelJackson1958A 7 months ago
So many names for it lol
TiffanyJMarie 7 months ago
omg this is sooo catchy cant stop listening to it :P
MichaelJackson1958A 7 months ago
This would have been great if they used a De-Esser on her voice. Sounds like they used a RE-ESSER!
sayitsatheory 7 months ago
i've watched this in 1080 HD
tsedik 7 months ago 4
She has fine taste ! :P
Hemulen40 8 months ago 61
хуйпесда
ZZZErotul 8 months ago
26 people don't love their vaginas.
MyOwnFoolishness 8 months ago 11
@Iinnie544 I mean! Jeez got it wrong again! I'm still a little shaky from spin! Haha. X
moomydawson 8 months ago
@Innie544 I mean! Sorry! X
moomydawson 8 months ago
@Linnie544 haha Brilliant, Ta very much :-) X
moomydawson 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Fantastic - love it! I will never be able to spin on the bike behind you again and keep a straight face! Disgusted of ROYAL Tunbridge Wells. ;)
linnie544 8 months ago
Fantastic - love it! I will never be able to spin on the bike behind you again and keep a straight face! Disgusted of ROYAL Tunbridge Wells. ;)
linnie544 8 months ago
Even youtube has got sick of this kind of thing. My top suggestion on the right is Bloody women.
billtheburger 8 months ago
LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR VAGINAAAAAA
supercookiemonster92 8 months ago
She's a really good singer!
LuluandDaMoop 8 months ago 5
disgusting? shocking?? what century are you from??? wait, don't tell me. not this one.
this video pairs (ouch sorry) well with "big balls" by ac/dc.
BWM206 8 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Disgusting...but that's what it's all about, right? The need to shock, the need to push the envelope. This reminds of the fact that men make the best cooks. With just two eggs, one sausage, and a little milk, a man can fill a woman's tummy for nine months. Thank goodness for the vagina.
YouPluralTube 8 months ago
@YouPluralTube You're an ass.
tonksloopy 8 months ago
@tonksloopy You're a clitoris. If you have an engorgement lasting more than four hours, see your physician.
YouPluralTube 8 months ago
who the fuck is alex
HoileeUK 8 months ago
@HoileeUK nerimon
EOSRI1 8 months ago 4
i dont even want to know how nerimon (alex) came across this! it is hilarious!
lollipoprainbow1 8 months ago 4
HAHA Super Sonic Rocket Socket... O__o If a girl said that to me I would be so turned on..!!
theformidablerabbit 8 months ago 10
...it worries me that I was directed here by nerimon...
lyricsmeansomething 8 months ago 8
Love that thing that has loads of blood coming out. Yep, gotta love having to wear half diapers for the gallons of blood out my special vag (:
MissZombieFTW 8 months ago
Hurrah! finally a song that we women need to hear! yay!
KellyMartinSpeaks 8 months ago
alex should sing this in his next video.
sumyibee 8 months ago 10
I'm concerned as to why Alex was watching this.......
(secretly I think he has it memorized)
pinkmusiicluva 8 months ago 10
Women should be proud to be women... lol
Tetzukai 8 months ago
not well...
hellokittymakeup 8 months ago
this is kinda briliant
Johannasmirror 8 months ago 2
hahah (:
Mariekefleur 8 months ago
ummm..... (mind fu*^)
FGSA10upitcher 8 months ago
Please add captions! Deaf wimmin love our coochies too.
pellegrina8 8 months ago 7
who the fuck is alex
robzilla20 8 months ago
@robzilla20 Alex Day - @nerimon
Courtzvan 8 months ago 8
i cant stop listening to this!
dpereztoral 8 months ago
That was the deadliest stare I've ever seen.
seekmore06 8 months ago 36
typical nerimon.
iwouldsingwithyou 8 months ago 5
i think alex got bored and searched "vagina"
RubikMinds 8 months ago 19
thank you alex. I will take your advice!
islandtreasure67 8 months ago 6
Brought here by alex. W. T. F. Lawl xD
alexis474542 8 months ago 9
This song pisses me off when I'm on my period.
mAXiMuMriDE11097 8 months ago 104
Slightly too earnest. No?
rupazer0 8 months ago
I was brought here by Mookychick, but I had a feeling Alex would like this.
alarasnowfeather 8 months ago
I love this, and I love amanda, the girl singing. what a beautiful, talented friend she is. (im name dropping in case she gets REALLY famous!) :-p xxx
minxybex3 8 months ago
Brought here my Alex. Thoroughly enjoyed it :D
iBeRandom233 8 months ago
Alex better have bought this song.
Claudiface 8 months ago 2
Weirdest video ever. I enjoyed it.
BrittanyKayyluvsyou 8 months ago
Downtown Dining and Entertainment District LOL. Vagina, you have a new and improved catchy title.
thatsgorg 8 months ago 2
i think nerimon is trying to tell us something..
Rubadubshake 8 months ago 12
HAHAHA AT 1:46 LOL
brx6n2 8 months ago
ROFL her face at 1:49 XD
xXcandyxkissesXx 8 months ago
O_o Why, Alex, WHY?
IAmEmilyTheGoldfish 8 months ago 3
Funny. I saw it on the Planned Parenthood facebook, and put it on my watch laters. Then Alex liked it, and I became immensely more curious.
arakrantz 8 months ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg.... why Alex. why?!
dutchdiva94 8 months ago 2
I'm scared to think about what he was searching up when he found this.
cheesychickens45 8 months ago 12
she looks like Phoebe from friends!
brandonkalsip 8 months ago
Alex would like this...
kewliokid2008 8 months ago 5
co za asy
taloulahILY 8 months ago
nerimon..... WHY?!?!
98SarawithnoH 8 months ago 5
Alex just would like this, wouldn't he?
Biathine 8 months ago 2
LOL.
nerimon liked this!
all i thought when i saw he liked it was...
he would.
MagicLlama1899 8 months ago
didnt hear third eye
adc109 8 months ago
Alex Day sent me here! :D
blubbercookie101 8 months ago 27
tell that to the person who has blue waffle
(dont know what it is, google in on images)
samtheking25 8 months ago 3