The Queen's Christmas speech 2007

[1958boomergirl]

I have to admit.......this IS funny. Very zany. I wasn't sure whether it would be humorous or not, but now, I know it is. For those who disagree, I guess you'd have to be really into satire to get it, and a lot of people aren't. That's okay, though.

[phil1958uk]

Not has funny, as the real thing!

[aanniillss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD

[RyanWilliamDunn]

whoe ever made this video is a trator to the empire.

[paratrooper6]

lol, the empire

[dduffin14]

how do you know this person was english

[RyanWilliamDunn]

you dont have to be english you tool.

[KodeBmac]

fuck the empire

[TreeloAndOjo]

thats not funny

[opiatefilms]

Neither's your ma.

Seriously. She's the worst stand-up I've ever seen. Tell her to get new material.

[dduffin14]

whats that old rinckled bitch ever done but murder steal and shite. fuck the queen of england.

england its the 21st century move on.

[DonSimonUK]

at least we have a Queen to celebrate. People like you have little and no respect for anyone else. If you are American, it's probably out of sheer jealousy you make such comments.

[cadrolls1]

I agree. That's not funny. Most Americans love Queen Elizabeth II.

[ScotsmanRS]

Why are people going so apeshit over a funny video? What century is this, people?

[opiatefilms]

Because this is England.

40% of the people are insane racists, 30% are closeted racists and the rest of us don't hold prejudices and have a sense of humour.

[ElevatorBone]

So many do it so much better.

Just not funny.

[opiatefilms]

Not funny?

Neither is anti-Semitism, yet you still keep up with that.

Seriously. Stop hating on the Jews.

[queenedwinafromkanga]

Have you seen the video posted 1 week ago on YouTube - Queens Christmas Message ??? The other title to look for is -

A Queen's Art Collection.

Look for the picture of the male Venus coming out of the shell. It's well worth the laugh.

[baronphil26]

an insult to our monarch, attempting to disgrace the queens majesty....unforgivable.

[opiatefilms]

Actually, I met the Queen not long ago and she loved the idea of being lampooned.

She said anyone who hated on our messages should be liquidised and served to homeless people at Christmas.

Aren't you glad you'll be making the world a better place this holiday season?

[PrincessElizabethFan]

Picture of the Queen but i dont think that the queen will be talking as fast as that and in that way hahahahahaha but i find it quite funny

[tamberineman01]

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN ...A1

[WilliamLoathorn]

A disgrace, an unbelievable sin, not only you should all be hanged but all those that have even dared to comment with gratitude.

Her Majesty the Queen is the only one left on earth who is acting by the will of God and the will of her people.

That is what separates as, humans, from the americans and their live useless pointless life.

[opiatefilms]

We love the Queen, Britain, long sea voyages with other men, sodomy, and empires as much as the next Brit - but what we can't stand is hatemongers.

Your hate-filled "God" does not belong in Britain. Take him over to the Shetland Isles where he can be raped by tiny ponies.

[opiatefilms]

God loves. Brainless, sexually-insecure, potential-rapists hate.

And what does "and their live useless pointless life." mean?

I think you're speaking in tongues.

Do we have to exorcise you again, or do you just need to poop?

[SovereignBeing]

god save us from the queen !!

[laurend333]

this is disrspecful i demond it to stop

[opiatefilms]

And I wish you'd stop touching children in their sleep - but you keep doing it.

Seriously. Leave those kids alone.

[PenaltyKillah]

The end was so hilarious!!! Don't let those loyalists let you down, I'm still cracking up!

[opiatefilms]

Thank you. It's nice to have someone with a sense of humor say things.

Sometimes all the haters make one so very sad.

*sniff sniff*

[CozmicAttack012]

i believe shes not human.. but you shouldnt take it so seriously..

shes definitely not human, just accept it

[opiatefilms]

Yes. Completely makes sense. Entirely. Totally.

(Guards! He's been let out on the internet again)

Just stay right there. Everything will be fine.

[SovereignBeing]

The 'Queen' is an impostor!! she is a reptilian/human hybrid, that is the truth- there are many of them in all sectors of business they continue their killing and war as people find this too incredible to believe, they plan to kill us all in the end, you cannot afford to disbelieve this. please research zeta-reticuli, New World Order, Depopulation programme etc

[opiatefilms]

Um. Yeah.

Hi David Icke.

What have we told you about loitering here?

Too much youtube rots your brainmeats.

[SovereignBeing]

you' will find out soon enough !! - this comedy should be based on her mutilating and feeding from babies and childrens kundalini then it would be more accurate.!!

Diana = light windsors = dark - they are cold blooded, reptilian killers!! Go make a film about that!!

[jimmyphack]

LOL yeah Also Tell those blood sucking Snakemen If i catch the bloaks in my basement once more Im going to Kill one of them. Also your cult leader David Icke was also down there.

[cptyoshi]

that is the crapest impression i have ever seen and you should be hung for treason!

[PenaltyKillah]

Then you shouldn't have seen last year's one... or distortio's... ha ha ha...

[opiatefilms]

Hung for treason.... or hung for REASON.

I think you need a reason to hang people. Especially as the last hanging was in 1964.

Nice work keeping up with current events.

[Twilingstarfish]

ಠ_ಠ

[dianaspencer86]

Nothing Special=).

[opiatefilms]

Um. Your profile is the creepiest thing I have ever seen. Nobody needs to see that many Dianas in one go.

I think I may have had a seizure.

[dianaspencer86]

What do you mean by Nobody need to see that may Diana's in one go?:(. I meant your video is special but not bad.And i some like your video.

I really Love Princess Diana only.

[opiatefilms]

Well, we're glad you like the video.

But seriously. The Diana fetish is a little over the top. She was nice and all for talking to all the badly burned Albanian boys, but not really worth a sainthood...

[evilnapsterguy]

Wicked funny. Screw all those haters.

P.S. The bear with aids rebuttle is one of the best comebacks to a dissin' youtuber I have ever seen! Keep puttin those losers in their place!

[tiffany100171]

wow O_o

[donkeytacos]

the voice is a good impression :P

but making fun of the queen isnt very original

[marcoxyzxyz]

No disrispect to 'Er Madge, please.

[opiatefilms]

I think you'll find it's not disrespect, it's awe (and slight irreverence) about her magickal Queen powers.

Do you dare dismiss her Queen powers? That's anti-royalist talk that is...

[maxximoni]

God save the queen!

[dantiger]

Not Funny.

[opiatefilms]

No, rape isn't funny. AIDS isn't funny. Being raped by a bear with AIDS is a little bit funny - but this, this is a bit of harmless fun.

Lighten up, and maybe try creating your own content instead of being critical or thieving copyrighted material from TV or we'll tell the MPAA on you.

Merry Christmas.