Russel Peter Impression of Chinese

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[F00REX]

This is really filmed with a potatoe

[lonewar]

Hey! Be a man! Do the right thing!

[badcompany2289]

the best 2:31 ' Be a man' love this guy

[jonahtsab]

Its more if a vietnamese accent than a chinese accent if you ask me.....

[TheTrieutran]

@jonahtsab Vietnamese accent is stronger, they add more tones to the words.

[sarhantheman]

Justin Bieber wants to be a man.

[superninja4545]

@Bahahahahahakagina I meant that she/he isn't insulting the USA where I'm from so there's no reason 2 get mad

[superninja4545]

@Bwahahahahahakangina back off she/he was just saying that Aussiboyhatespakis is being racist ishe/he is not insulting the USA where I'm froso there is no reason to get mad..............

[skulgirl123]

Okay, this is funny, but the comments are pissing me off. Chinese people can say the fucking letter 'L'. I learn chinese from a chinese person! It's Japanese where r and l are the same.

[TheTrieutran]

@skulgirl123 agree. I have a Chinese friend and she always says 'hollon' instead of "hold on".

[RARJ1000]

Do the rai thing

[1723SAMUEL]

((( Russell Peters ))

All his jokes are reality in life

 Very Funny

Thank you for Posting

[anekste]

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[vekify]

this is what happened to me!

[THEGRAYFOXX00]

how Chinese people name their kids? they toss silver were down the stairs!

[pwnedn00bs69]

noooooooooooooooooooo! i cant sell yoo firty dolla!



[pwnedn00bs69]

you seem like nice guy. i give you best price $34.50

[Bwahahahahahakangina]

Hey, Be a Man......Do da right ting.......Be a man. I always say that to my colleague at work who is from India. But he said he doesn't want to BE a Man because $34.50 is too much for him. He'd rather go to the Dollar Store instead and buy a paper bag. LOL

[weetoable]

BE A MAN!!!!

[Cheesiethecheese]

WOW!

[ReverseInfliction88]

who is bruce lee

[xErwinx1]

Do the RAI THING!!

[Southportzz]

@aussieboyhatespakis say that to a muslim to face i bet you scared and if you do it you are dead

[hert103]

@aussieboyhatespakis u r a good for nothing racist bastard

[radiohead322]

DO THE RIGHT THING! lmao. this is still hilarious so many years later.

[VoidDeluxe]

@aussieboyhatespakis

It's my country too, not just yours. I don't really like this comedian, but sorry, you don't get to speak on behalf of all Australians, luckily it's not your country alone.

@YoungChindianWorker - you're right.

@WorldSacred - sure, by completely f**king over the previous generation who lived here. Where are these supposed Indian crime stats? Please.

@fizzzzaa1 - don't you love how Youtube racists assume you must be that nationality/race to have an issue with racism?

[freetimecharlie]

hey guys, russell peters is indian-- get it?!?! right?! funny right?!?

[usman786islamify]

lol

[alanhobbes1]

162 people are not men

[Bwahahahahahakangina]

@alanhobbes1 You need to tell the 162 people to "Bee a Man" .....LOL

[keir193]

@aussieboyhatespakis his country is canada. where we dont put up with that racist bullshit

[urmomsface1992]

Ever heard of HD?

[alexcfyung]

He is funny, but that is not Cantonese accent, it is Singapore accent 

[JennyG61]

@alexcfyung Sorry but this is not a Sing accent - it's definitely a Hong Kong accent! I was 'served' by someone who spoke EXACTLY like this when I tried to buy a blouse at a night market in Kowloon!!!

[alexcfyung]

@JennyG61 I am a Cantonese and I was from Hong Kong, but I never heard Hong Kong people have "this" kind of accent, just like my parents, my classmates, my teachers, they have accent, but not "this" accent

[Bwahahahahahakangina]

@alexcfyung Meybee u don buy da bag , u go walk around da mall u look at something else u don bai den u kam bak en u tell me hey I wan to bai da bag for $34.50 I say noooooooooooooo I don't sell to u $34.50 anymore.........the price go up maybe fouutee dollars....Bee a man

[DJBuxton86]

HEY! BE A MAN!!

[hellopeoplez01]

Wu is my maths teachers last name. she's chinese

[YoungChindianWonder]

@aussieboyhatespakis

Are you dumb as SHIT? You're an Australian. A WHITE AUSTRALIAN. Are white people indigenous to Australia? No, you emigrated there from Europe. Your ancestors raped the land, resources and people that were living there, breaking the aboriginal society and establishing their own. Indian immigrants are POSITIVELY contributing to your current economy. And you're bitching about immigration? Grow the fuck up you racist bastard.

[TheCrackHeadx02]

@YoungChindianWonder OWNED



[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder White Australians developed the continent into one of the most livable countries in the world. Today, aboriginal people wouldn't give up their privileges of modern society to go back to aboriginal way of life. It's not often that we have a week where a vicious crime in Australia isn't committed by someone of Indian descent. I'm sure we could fill those taxi driver, service station attendant, and takeaway store positions if we rid ourselves of racist Indians.

[YoungChindianWonder]

@WorldSacred

Indeed they did, but the aboriginal people were perfectly happy before white people got there. In fact, do you see aboriginal people happily participating in society? No, they're stuck on reservations drinking themselves to death in sadness because they have no oppurtunities and have been continually ass-raped by the racist government. Also, please provide some statistics for your assertation about crime perpetrated by Indians, specifically of this 'racist' nature.

[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder Aboriginal people get money handed to them specifically because of their racial background. Yes, I see aboriginal people happily participating in society. Aboriginal people aren't drinking themselves to death over sadness. They are bored because they have time and the money to do whatever they want.

Look up statistics yourself about crimes perpetuated by Indians.

[YoungChindianWonder]

@WorldSacred

The burden of proof is upon the claimant. If you claim that Indians perpetrate racist crimes, then provide statistics as such. I have found no evidence of an Indian crime pandemic. Furthermore, the ABS (Australian Bureau of Statistics) shows that on average, people of aboriginal descent have income over A$20,000 lower than white Australians. 'Time and money' my arse. Yes, and of course stealing an entire generation of aboriginal children is a 'happy participation'.

[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder I couldn't be bothered looking up something that you would only dismiss as racist articles. The Australian Institute of Criminology has reported international students are less likely to be victims of assault than the average Australian. Yet, Indians whinge and cry about a few Indians getting mugged in Melbourne, where large numbers of Indians live.

[YoungChindianWonder]

@WorldSacred

I fail to see how this is relevant to the perpetration of crimes. You are arguing that Indians CARRY OUT more racist crimes than other sectors of Australian society. Quoting figures on the TARGETS of racist crimes completely misses the point...

[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder I didn't argue that Indians carry out more crimes than other sectors of Australian society. I have said that it isn't often that we have a week were a vicious crime isn't committed by a person of Indian descent.

[YoungChindianWonder]

@WorldSacred

So how is quoting figures on assault rates on students relevant to this point?

[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder I was under the impression that you were countering my point about Indians committing or being victims of crime in Australia.

[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder As for aboriginals and their $20,000 earning less than white Australians... who care??? I'm white and I earn $20,000 less than my own racial background of countrymen. And you are also forgetting issues of aborigines getting more govt help than other Australians.

Don't get caught up in the sentimental rubbish about stolen generations. Many aboriginal children grew up conceding they were better off living in the first world, rather than abusive communities

[YoungChindianWonder]

@WorldSacred

Do you understand the word 'average'? I'm not asking for individual examples of dumb-as-shit racist white trash earning less than their contemporaries. As a WHOLE, aboriginals earn less because they have been historically socio-economically disadvantaged. The government help they get nowhere near compensates for their past troubles. Also, aboriginal communities weren't 'abusive' until the social structure was basically fucked over by the Europeans.

[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder Aboriginals earn less than the average white Australian because there are a lot of white people who earn $1 million per year or more. Plus, aboriginals usually get the lower paying job as reflective of less educational attainment.

Aboriginal communities (Woorabinda, eg) were some of the most abusive communities around, and historically aborigines would spear their own tribe for discipline purposes. No Europeans doing that to them.

[YoungChindianWonder]

@WorldSacred

Lower educational attainment BECAUSE of past socio-economic troubles. Anyone who argues that putting everyone through the same education system gives everyone equal oppurtunities has their head stuck up their arse. Someone from a richer background will have a significant advantage, even if given the same state education. No, Europeans didn't spear them for discipline purposes, just shot them cos they wanted the land, which is obviously much more morally justifiable...

[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder Past socioeconomic trouble... Like having alcoholic parents who had alcoholic parents because of their lack of fulfilling lifestyles because they don't have to hunt for their food anymore to erase the boredom and their need for survival, when shelter, food, clothing is all provided courtesy of the white taxpayer. If my high school had a comprehensive library with up to date resources, my education would have been better. (Continued)

[WorldSacred]

@YoungChindianWonder (cont.) But I think it is rubbish that you think money is what determines your education. A student with rich parents would have been better educated because they are from a better educated household because the parents had the right attitude 2 get the grades and work ethic to be able to make prosperity.

If aborigines had the right attitude, they would have developed the land into a technologically advanced continent before Cook arrived. But they didn't.

[Bwahahahahahakangina]

@YoungChindianWonder Hey, Be a MaN.....dO dA rIGhT tING.

[splendidmate]

@YoungChindianWonder I'm Australian and your post made my day, I'm so sick of the racism here.

[iHeartYouhhx]

LOLOL at the NOOO. Part. My dad says that so much LOOOL.

[Bumble8700]

@aussieboyhatepakis & fizzzzaa1 you are both fucked.

[LastChanceHere]

BE A MAN. 

[crankmonmon]

Been to Asia, I love all Asia, the people, the food, the vibe

[fizzzzaa1]

@aussieboyhatespakis you idiot!! im not pakistani nor i am indian or sri lankan. Surely youd know that most pakistanis in Melbourne are just harmless students, they are really hard working people and they are pumping millions of dollars a year into our economy. Without them, who else would be willing to work minimum wage at fast food restaurants that serve aussies cheap and processed food. the ones that are living in aus are escaping difficult circumstances in their own country

[fizzzzaa1]

@aussieboyhatespakis you're a troll mate! what do you have against pakistanis?

[Bwahahahahahakangina]

@fizzzzaa1 yOU WANT TO SEE TOUGH PEOPLE? HAVE YOU SEEN THE INSIDE OF A PRISON CELL IN SING SING OR ATTICA? THEY ARE MAXIMUM PRISONS IN THE U.S. I DON'T SEE TOUGH PAKISTANIS OR TOUGH MUSLIMS IN THERE. REAL TOUGH HARD CORE BAD ASS GUYS ARE LOCKED UP IN THE U.S. SOME ARE STILL ROAMING AROUND THE STREETS IN NEW YORK OR IN CALIFORNIA LIKE EAST L.A. OR COMPTON. I DARE YOUR PAKISTANI TOUGH BOYS TRY TO INSULT ANY OF THE HOMEBOYS DOWN THERE AND LET'S WHO DIES FIRST

[StarSpawn06]

and that's why Chinese are so good at Maths.

I'm serious.

[WAZHD1001]

This is fucking Vietnamese accent, and he imitated the guy is Hong kong people.

[jackexplorer1958]

@WAZHD1001

That is what the Chinese Cantonese accent sounds like. I guess that both accents are similar.

[papaown]

Welcome shitty wok I take uh orda preeze

[shadowlord2155]

160 ppl misclicked the dislike button.

[MrALenCar321]

not bad ! he got talent

[fuckyou121212121212]

Canadian, eh?

[joesr31]

thou im a chinese but that was damn funny!!! lolz and wth is with the accent XD

[2mmbroz]

Funny! please see my Stand up on my YouTube channel (Michael Zhang, 12 years old stand up comedian at Hollywood improv) Thanks!

[sportsgurl008]

its so sad..this is completely tru...

[slimithy12]

be a man!

[lukeop1304]

@slimithy12 He's very funny I can agree Be a man lol

[bibi14930]

he's imitating the Hong Kong (HK) chinese accent. coz other asian countries with other chinese population don't speak with that kinda accent. It's distinctively HK eng accent.

[MwuzyMelodies]

its funny because its true

[fleiva30]

true.. if u buy something from a chinese store and ur missing a penny they wont give it to u..!!

[UberSnuggy]

Not all chinese speak like that ROFL

[ertiikus]

1:33 JO MUT AH! SICK NG SICK GONG GONG DONG WA AH! ng goi

translation

WHAT THE HELL! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK CANTONESE?! thankyou

[AdygheShegem]

159 people should "be a MAYN"

[Nappy1987]

COME ON MY PAGE FOR NEW RUSSELL PETERS

2011 IN LONDON 02 ARENA

[ply155]

THIS PAKI IS HILARIOUS

[NsrSince01]

@ply155 *Indian

[ply155]

@NsrSince01 what's the difference man hahaha

[NsrSince01]

@ply155 2 different countries, but close together

[bishbashboss]

@ply155 lol u wish

[ply155]

@bishbashboss ???

[bishbashboss]

@ply155 wow typical paki idiot.

[MrEvol300]

@ply155 who u calln paki you cunt how do u knw he paki u muthfuka

[ply155]

@MrEvol300 EASY ON THE CURRY BUDDY

[TheTjomegasparks]

240p we meet again

[RaidonzComedyFactory]

why did he want a purse

[Agito9327]

@RaidonzComedyFactory could have been for his girlfriend/wife ^-^ or just randomly had an addiction for purses XD

[luvsya3121]

WU!!!

[Michellequin]

RUSSEL PETERS: Y U SO GOOD AT IMITATING MY PEOPLE?! QAQ

[2redstick]

I am Chinese and I grew up in HK...Russell is perfect about the HK Chinese...☺...

For those who get offended: relax, and learn how to laugh at yourself...you'll live longer!

[yamahonkawazuki]

@2redstick agreed. this advice , people worldwide would do well to live by

[2redstick]

@yamahonkawazuki , True! Remember Bruce Lee? He beats Japanese up in many of his movies but he has the biggest fan following in Japan. Why? Because those Japanese enjoy his movies and realized they are just movies. On the other hand, many Chinese starts rioting every time there is a sport competition against Japan. I will not forget what the Japanese have don't to the Chinese in WWII but I will not beat up a Japanese soccer player for that reason neither.

[CMEM1]

@2redstick wow im Japanese why would you hate me ? i sisnt massacer anyone ... where you there during the massacer ? i didnt think so ? I dont understand .. why is newer gen hating because of somthing that happined like 70 years ago ... they werent around to see none of that

[2redstick]

@CMEM1, You misunderstood me. I don't hate anyone. I am talking about those stupid people in China whenever they have a game with Japanese, they want to start a riot and hurt the Japanese because they still carry that hatred. I AM AGAINST THOSE BEHAVIORS. Please re-read my post CAREFULLY...especially the last sentence...anyway I am not offended or angry...we all make mistake..so may be some day we can be friends?...have a good day! Domo Arigato Gozaimasta どうもありがとうございました! Thank you for you time!

[luvablemusic4life]

haha im chinese and lol im lafing at this my dad's yellin at me and sayin don't make fun of your own culture.... disona!!! (dishonor) disona to di family

[ituneguy1]

this is funny because its true p.s im azn XD

[LOLAnimeNinjaGirl]

omg im asian im laughing so freaking hard right now xD

[urmomsface1992]

Hey ! Be a man

[pianistmusiclover]

LOVE THIS!!!

[feelthesonicboom]

hold down space for funny glitch thumbs up if you liked it! :D

[HarmonyMapiou1]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[tinying88]

what he told are TOTALLY TRUE

[bboyfreeze955]

im chinese,and i love his jokes,racist is one thing,but comedy is another.When someone is joking,you MUSNT take him seriouslyyy

[ohxsnaps]

lol straight up Cantonese accent right there.

[Pringles352]

lol

[FujiAoi]

I am a Chinese and I don't feel insulting by the show XD! I keep laughing lol XD And the way he speaks the Accent is like Singapore's Phua Chu Kang!! XD

[yukolovesj]

dude im chinese and i dont find this racist at all, cause its true XD

[Flupn94]

1:33 he says: 'Can you speak Cantonese?' in Cantonese :p

[SincereCreature]

@Flupn94 wow! heh

[therubixman]

@Flupn94 don't forget " Thank You"

[siewmj1]

@Flupn94 i don't think so lol. All I hear was "What to do and blah blah blah blah blah"

[WineK0ne]

@Flupn94 LOL

[superboltboy]

@Flupn94 so it was actual cantonese he was speaking? I thought he was waffling lol

[woutertron]

@Flupn94 Are you sure? All I hear is maybe "sik" and "dong waaaaaa", with a little imagination...

[iLCommentore]

@Flupn94 lol really????

[verendus9]

@Flupn94 No he doesn't haha, it's just nonsense.

[justthebestgolfer]

@Flupn94 REALLY??? Im Cantonese & it doesnt sound like that?

[huntik21]

@Flupn94 after that he says bless u

[smith077906]

your mama so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book

[magnuswu]

I'm Asian and this was HILARIOUS -- not demeaning funny, just good funny! :)

[pythonrocks]

Lol...to be specific, he is good at talking like English just like an old guy speaking Cantonese. The mandarin accent sounds a lot different.

[SargeJOJO]

FUNNY... SHIT MAN.



[Karishan001]

russel peter is so jokes n best comedian!!!!!!

[fucknfucks]

155 people "BE A MAN" !!!! Do the right thing! :)

[100skaterkid]

sooo funny!!!

[basketball2k10]

not nice. some are chinese who don't have a chance to learn english

[TheSammy1220]

indians are mocked too much.he's just trying to find some balance.

[lilsm555]

@TheSammy1220 indians are mocked to much? i rarely hear a indian joke. RARELY.

[TheSammy1220]

@lilsm555 rarely hear a joke about indians from him huh?cuz he's indian.or maybe u r too busy being a free loader on a train roof that u dun have time to hear jokes.no,i think u don't understand him cuz u cant even put a sentence together.

[lilsm555]

@TheSammy1220 not him just ever when do you ever hear a indian joke. What the fuck are you talking about train roof? grow up maybe you need to have a talk with a therapist if you come on youtube and insult people.

[TheSammy1220]

@lilsm555 wow wow wow.u just didnt seem to have any self-esteem.and u dont indeed.

[passionableguy14]

@lilsm555 Thats not true buddy. I'm an Indian too and Russel frequently mocks Indian accent as much as Chinese, Brit, Aussie, American, Hispanic, African-American accents e.t.c. I appreciate sense of humor so I don't mind mockery of India cuz its true.

[lilsm555]

@passionableguy14 Dude lool the guy i was talking to said Indians are mocked way too much. Most comedians dont even talk about Indians, that is all i was saying.

[TheSammy1220]

indians are mocked too much.he's just trying to find some balance.

[SNIPEZ30]

be a mon

[hhhkkkhhhjkjki]

wdf wdf wdf wdf wdf =.=~

[1996kjb]

154 people who watched this are chinese....be a man

[lovutilldeath]

we actually cant live widout bargaining!!

[SetoKaiba126]

When he say Xong goi it's actually Vietnamese lol :))

[FredWong808]

hilarious...what he says about the Chinese is so true...I know cuz I'm one.

[jackxu1]

im chinese and this shit is fucking true and funny as hell. o my god i swear.

[deokha]

K man my last name us Wu ;;

[iShrix]

ive been to pacific mall like 121 times :))

[messitheman]

my last name is wu

[MuzikForRock]

Thumbs up if u noticed he did an indian accent instead if a chinese accent when he said "I cant sell you 30 dollars, u come tomorrow i close down"

[arodhoopdogg]

@MuzikForRock r u fuckin deaf!

[stormer4ever]

@MuzikForRock FAIL THUMBS UP WHORE

[Caeseur]

shiiiiiiiiit people

Indians can be called Aryan( sanskrit meaning "nobel" ) Light skin Northern Indians and be called

Niggers (negro) - some south indians ( dravidians) are darker than africans

But we are still all Indians . Unity in diversity - That's India for you

[Masterlink981]

@Caeseur Aryan isn't that also like what the Nazis called themselves? And the N-word? That's just plain racist.

[CarrotMissile]

It's okay, Mr. Peters. That's how they treat other Chinese people too T.T

[pamir9900]

153 people who disliked this, are either retarded, or have no idea of what peter says.

[NeonSwagg]

press 6 every 2 seconds to get 1$ XD

[PohLeoLemo]

Typical chinese accent. :D

[Masterlink981]

BE A MAN! Talk with Chinese Accent.