Gears:// Anti-Jokes

[Supersayan2004]

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

Im a dog

[VarietyBassPlayer]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have Alzheimer's

Cheese on Toast

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

@MovieMonopoly

No, it's a pub. I should know. I've lived around them my entire life.

[TheSamfields]

Have you heard the one where it is like:

What is worse than one baby nailed to a tree? Two babies nailed to a tree. Whats worse than two babies nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? ONE BABY NAILED TO ONE TREE!!!!!!!!

[dandotreillydot42058]

I cant understand anything you are saying. But i know you looked all these up online

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

@dandotreillydot42058

1) Might I suggest you spend more time around English speakers to understand people better?

2) Of course I did. Do you really think that one person came up with all of these jokes?

[dandotreillydot42058]

@TheGearsKeepTurning I was born and live in NY. I'v been to ireland and understood everyone just fine. Ive been south and had no problems. I dont know where you are from, but i can't understand everything you are saying. No offense at all, I just cant understand you.

[mike67098]

@dandotreillydot42058 Everyone else can understand perfectly...Even though he's Welsh, we can still comprehend what he's saying.

[dandotreillydot42058]

@mike67098 It is awsome that everyone else can understand perfectly but I'm not really getting your point. I said that I can't understand him. I never mention anyone else. Im also glad that you can speak on "everyone's" behalf.

[mike67098]

@dandotreillydot42058 All I mean is that you're the only one who can't understand it, I was basically saying you have hearing problems... :L

[dandotreillydot42058]

@mike67098 Oh, I forget sometimes that I am deaf (or hard of hearing). It is such an inconvenience for you, I know. It must be horrible. I'm sorry. I'll try to hear better next time. I don't know what is wrong with me sometimes.

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

@mike67098 Thank you for sticking up to me, but this person clearly only commented to insult me because of my accent. Just ignore them, I am. You rock, they suck.

[ItzChloe1]

My favorite; What's sad about 4 black men driving a Catillac off a cliff?  They were my friends.

[joshym8]

Q: What's green and has wheels?

A: Grass, I lied about the wheels ...

[kizzybixum]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple?

The holocaust.

[cinemaparadisofilms]

why did the little girl cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seat belt.

[ihaverecon]

why'd the little boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a truck.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust.

[13Segruts]

What do you call a black pilot?  a pilot

[joshym8]

@13Segruts its what do you call a black guy flying a plain dumass

[alaness31]

anti-joke.c o m

[locallego]

This was rather funny. One sudjestion, if I may, either speak louder, or turn down the volume on the ending music. I had to turn my speaker way up to hear you, then the ending music nearly busted my ears. XD All in all, nice vid :)

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

@locallego

Rofl, this video is over one year old. Check out my newer stuff.

[Mudstep5956]

How many testicles did Hitler have???

2

[RedTV8888]

@Mudstep5956 actually he only had one

[samanthathesoulless]

This is hilarious, Adam. Also, you're adorable.

[ellopoppet54]

where are you from??? your accent is very interesting!

[brawrr17]

ukulele!!!!!

[kingofnothing553]

what did the def dumb blind kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?

CANCER!!!!!

[UnitedFan821]

Why did the little boy cried when he sat on Santa's lap?

Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophile father.

[Sufffrimiento]

what did the boy whit no amras and no legs get for chrismas?

-cancer-

[shiftingsandland]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

[speshultakk0]

A woman is in an elevator. it stops and she immedately starts crying. she is in a hospital and the power goes out and she was going to visit her husband, he was on life support

[fu2hell]

what do you call 100 jews at the bottom of the ocean?

a horrible boating accident.

[hughtub]

Cut the fucking emo hair. It's gay, no matter what culture you live in that tolerates it. It looks ridiculous and weak.

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

@hughtub

Wow, my hair length makes me weak. I must be Samson!!!

If you weren't so ignorant, you'd see this video is from 2009. It's now 2010, just in case you didn't know.

Since this video, I've amassed over 2,400 subscribers. I'm a YouTube partner. And my country's most successful YouTuber.

I guess my ridiculousness now pays off.

Haha, loser.

[hughtub]

@TheGearsKeepTurning Justin Bieber has the #1 most watched youtube video. Popularity means nothing. You choose to follow a style, instead of forming your own. Long hair on guys does look weak, it's sub-optimal and high maintenance.

[frekensweetcarman]

@TheGearsKeepTurning Maybe it's because you're Whelsh, that might explain the fact you're the more succesful YouTuber, considering no one cared about the Whelsh since that Kicker from the movie Invincible, and the ocassional Whelshmen from British's Big Fat Quiz Show. ._. Ya' Know, just in case you were wondering, I've help lay out the solution with simple, and anti-Complex explinations.

[bobzechikon]

@TheGearsKeepTurning OOOOWWWNNNEEEDD !!!!

[kidkong584]

@TheGearsKeepTurning You realize girls are into that shit, right?

[lakai958]

@hughtub someone must be sipping the haterade

[bobzechikon]

@hughtub I wouldn't want to be you four months ago

[EandJComedies]

A blonde jumps off a bridge. She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.

[triplequeen]

Gears, you look so young here! :D

[shaynesalinas95]

All these fags talking about the forum. Shut the fuck up rules one and two and don't be all like oohhhhh only applies in raids no it isn't only in raids it's anywhere one of the rules even says clearly that people can only find out about it themselves so quit talking about the fucking forum! It's easy enough to call it "the forum" which is what I have been calling it lately. Good jokes btw 5 stars.

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

@shaynesalinas95

If you're talking about Channel 4, I know.

[XoXeverytimeidieXoX]

Stolen from The ebaums world list ... LAME

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

@XoXeverytimeidieXoX

2 things. 1, actually no it wasnt, I searched the web for anti jokes and combined them with ones I already knew, I refuse to go to ebaums world because

2 THEY STEAL EVERYTHING ON THEIR WEBSITE and just put a watermark over it. So yeah, screw you, you ignorant moron, because Ebaums are the real thieves.

[Trinitysx]

get over his hair that's his style damn it...

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

@Trinitysx

It's cool, my hair is a lot shorter now, and blonde, but it still gets stringy when its dry and drying xD.

Some people just like being pricks.

[jabbamp]

An Englishman, a Scottish man and an Irishman walked into a pub and started drinking. After about 10 pints they all did something stupid.

[EandJComedies]

@jabbamp that sux

[jabbamp]

@EandJComedies Oh well, I tried :o/

[jabbamp]

Q: When is a door not a door?

A: When it's something else.

[SmokeyDespirado]

your hair is so fucking greasy

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

Actually, my hair gets stringy when it's drying.

[DomLagrueMusic]

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

[JenDoverxD]

haha, I lol'd. I guess not funny is new funny. also, I found this page for the next vlog post - antijokes [dot] blogspot [dot] com

enjoy

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

Hey thanks!

Much appreciation your way!

-Gears

[Cheeta1020]

i just got a good idea for an anti humor joke and i felt the need to post it here. theres a joke about boxers(the dog breed). How many Boxers does it take to change a light bulb? None, a boxer doesn't have opposable thumbs and therefore can't change a lightbulb.

(The actaul joke is none, they will chase their toys in the dark) :P

[GeurillaVideo]

OMG i pressed the magical button and it gave me cookies! Nice video and magical cookie button.

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

I know, right! You're lucky, I stocked up the button full of cookies only 10 minutes ago. Haha.

-G

[SaboteurELITE]

hey man im with geurilla on BoilerRoomFilms. what song is this? it made me cum.

[SaboteurELITE]

never mind i looked at ur page xD

[TheCrowdCritic]

Ha! Great job Mate!

By the way...i know the 'package'is a couple mouths delayd but money is an object and its worth the pain*cough* wait...:)

[metalchipmuncks]

ur a funny mother fucker!

[Sypher555]

bahahaha I love anti jokes

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

lol. I thought I was alone in liking these jokes. Guess I'm not =P

[GyrosagaProductions]

Great anti-jokes (well, not great, but, gah, you know what I mean. Stupid paradoxes!).

My comment was mentioned. Yay to Latin!

--Ranzha V. Emodrach, Castrensis Discipulus of Vulgivagus Professor of Telum Surculus ex Kevelhë from Gyrosaga Productions

[RedneckCabbie]

Enlightening as usual...

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

Yeah, these jokes are pretty stupid, but i like 'em.

[tannorn]

What do you call a black man with a peg leg and an eye patch?

-a pirate

What is big and gray and hurts when you get it in your eye?

-a jet plane

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

Haha, I like the jet plane one. (y)

[tannorn]

i found it on /b/

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

You're a /b/tard on channel 4?

[tannorn]

nah, i mainly hang out on /gif/ but i hit up /b/ occasionally

[wwethememusic4life]

yaay i was in your video

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

Hey. You guys make good comments in any vids, your comment will be posted in a 'response' section to the next video.

[coldgears]

I love anti jokes but I didn't know they had a name. Thanks!

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

You're welcome, man. I think they're hilarious, but others just look at them and think 'this is stupid'. Maybe it's the stupidity that appeals to my sense of humour.

In either case.

Anti-jokes = want

[Cheeta1020]

sorry quick edit "The joke posted by me is NOT mine..."

[Cheeta1020]

The joke post by me is mine, I do not claim to have made it. I found it on a forum and thought it was a good joke.

[Cheeta1020]

"A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips"

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

lol, that was awesome. Shaggy dog stories rock.

[notaninvaildname]

what do you call a man that kills you dog, tortures your children and rapes your wife?

...A Fucking Arsehole

[ickykid94]

"There's a black feller, a Pakistani, and a Jew in a nightclub having a drink.

What a fine example of an intergrated community.

There's a lesbian, a bisexual, and a homosexual in a wine bar having a drink. They had a great night.

Two nuns in the bath. One said, 'Where's the soap?'. The other said, 'It's over there on the soap dish'."

[ickykid94]

I searched for antijokes and came across a man named Bernard Righton. I will make a seprate post with some of his comedy routine.

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

I wasn't offended.

Just thought... 'woah.'

[WILL619FAN]

"knock-knock"

"come in!" haha that was so funny

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

Hey, glad you liked it! Haven't seen you comment on any of my vids before. Are you a subscriber?

in any case, i'll reply to this around 6pm, i've got to get going.

-Gears

[WILL619FAN]

yea i'm a subscriber....i just don't comment on many videos

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

cool, well i feel honoured that you did comment =]. thanks.