Megaman 2 - More Skip Rogers

[FrumpyShakes]

These tips are God awful.

[hypertreb]

JETSKI!?!?! XD

[AvgnFanSite]

Can you count?

[za909]

Those red transition things are annoying as FUCK

[FSinWCR]

You'd think a video game champion wouldn't get hit so damn much....

[St80fMynd]

welcome to the world of the wood men! haha!

[St80fMynd]

you couldnt make this stuff up

[St80fMynd]

i cracked up right at the beginning when he said 'junior villians'

[TheJeffster23]

so, im not supposed to use the metal blades on WOODMAN, and I'm supposed to use the Mega Buster on Quick Man?

[Dstorm20xx]

There are SO many things wrong with this it's not even funny, and it's so noot funny it's funny.

Hey whoever made this, it's called RESEARCH.

[za909]

@Dstorm20xx This was made in the 80's so it's not that bad...but yeah, if you had this game and some free time, you could figure out the weaknesses and stuff on your own...

[RedCalibur9]

"Stay to the right here, and the big guy can't get you." You can see Mega Man flashing after just getting shot.

[Ryoku75]

0:38 So I should fight Metalman by letting him kick my butt?

2:00 I get past metool let it hurt you a few times.

[Kieyt]

"Here's how you fight Metal Man"

...No, that's how Metal Man almost fucks you the hell up.

[RSCNyx]

"Use the regular weapon on Quick Man."

ARE YOU MAD?

[RoninCatholic]

@RSCNyx He takes double damage from the regular weapon. Next best choices are Atomic Fire, Air Shooter, and Crash Bomb, respectively. You (and by "you" I mean "I") need (and be "need" I mean "almost need") Flash Stopper to get through his level.

[RSCNyx]

@RoninCatholic Yeah, but even then it's hard to pull off. At least for me. It becomes a damage race and it could go either way.

Rather just cheese half his HP off.

[EvilBastards]

Choink Doinklerson sucks at this game. I've seen digger playthroughs that help me play Megaman 2 better than this.

[KurosanNitebird]

"Don't shoot the flying pipe people!"

...

[BohepansTheThird]

Skip, you were truly ahead of your time...you dumbass. xDDD

[StarCraftDude1234]

I always knew by eating barrels I could get a refill! Why would they ignore me! Oh, and fail jumping @ airman. "Jump over the tornadoes to beat him" (Shows ingame clip of Mega-Man jumping and hitting tornadoes.)

[Sylphsight]

It's probably for the best that Skip clearly doesn't know what Mega Man 2 is about... or even what a Mega Man is, because if he did, he'd realize out of the whole series he chose to display footage of himself sucking at the easiest one! If you need the help of Skip Rogers to play Mega Man 2, you may never be able to watch his helpful tips because the great Skip Rogers doesn't live with you and can't show you how to use a VCR... and you can just forget figuring out You Tube!

[Gamechamp3000]

xD I love how he sometimes doesn't even follow his own advice successfully.

"Jump the tornadoes to kill Airman." *keeps jumping and getting hit by tornadoes anyway*

[DiseasedIdiot]

ok..... this guy got so many terms wrong it's not even funny... but his advice is GOLD, so... yah.

[PunkyYoshi11]

To anyone whining about how he got Crash Man's name wrong

He's playing the Japanese version, you pricks

[Gamewitzer]

No he's playing the US version on the pussy difficulty because every boss is fucking weak against the mega buster :D

He ain't so prp.

[PunkyYoshi11]

@Gamewitzer an early beta of it

because the name states right freaking there "CLASH MAN"

so, stop your whining, everyone

[Gamewitzer]

@PunkyYoshi11

You are right, only Skip Rogers has access to betas because thats how he rolls.

[whiteguysamurai]

Skip Rodgers suggests you take an E kids!

[Hermengamer]

Omg i never new that robots were creatures

[perun1nj]

wow, he was so close to being killed by Quickman in that clip of their fight, must be why it was so short.

[Xanaboy13]

Use the elevator to reach the extra man...

This guy deserves the medal of fail

[ZeldaDD]

I'm gonna eat me some E-Barrels.

[1gutsman]

"clashman" o boy

[Klookko]

*facepalms*

normal mode lol

[syxx573]

lol "creatures"

[EnkerZero]

Not only does he know nearly nothing about the game, but he can't beat Metal Man without using an E-Tank.

Metal Man.

[Dafter88]

This is terrible to watch. You suck, man...

[assholemon]

don´t forget

to use the e weapon with metalman

[assholemon]

i mean the energy tank

[Thatcomputerperson]

"Here's how you fight Metalman!"

"Here, we are invading Flashman's world!"

"Watch out for the spikes!"

"Kill bubbleman, and get the Air Gun!"

"Don't shoot the floating pipe people..."

"Welcome to the world of the woodmen!"

"Use the elevator to get the extra man."

"Use your freeze power!"

If you can't beat it, run!

[finalhawk]

"jump the tornadoes" --good thing he gets hit every time...

[svandevort]

9 junior villians? He can't even count...

[FrumpyShakes]

@svandevort

To be fair, he might have been including Dr. Willy.

[sugoidave]

If you suck that bad to need to refil energy on Metal Man you got problems :p

[ExMortis00]

I'm calling out from Flashland

I'm calling out from Flashman's World

If you wanna break free, you better listen to Skip, you gotta learn how to see in your... um

[danytoon]

Lame-cy? :)

[KoolDudester]

I love how posting a humorous and dated video like this really brings the pedantic, dicknosed autistics out of the woodwork. Good job, you corrected a guy who said incorrect things about a video game from 20 years ago, all while looking like a humorless, pedantic dipshit in the process. Congratulations!

[danytoon]

:) got hemorroids or something? Leave Britney alone, man!

[FOTEPX]

EAT the E BARREL! Awesome!

[EnjiBEARatsu]

Oh shit, I've been doing it wrong for 20 years. I'm -NOT- supposed to use the metal weapon.

Thanks Skip! Now to go challenge the world of the woodmen!

[codyz419]

your a fu**ing retard!

[garael]

"creatures"?

I always thought they were robots?

But all of sudden they are creatures..

Man he knows nothing.. Bubbleman's weapon is called Bubble Lead its not an airgun dammit!

and Clashman!?

Airmans weapon is most effective as it takes only 2-3 hits to kill Crashman..

He sure knows alot about megaman 2 since he doesn't know the names of the weapons or how to beat the bosses.. Oh I like how he cuts away from the boss fight against Quickman when he was about to die! xD

[Hoshinosenshi]

Don't use the metal blaster on woodman lol.

[DSP180]

He's playing on easy mode and he's still getting his ass kicked

[mrkidray]

I enjoy how Skip (mistakenly) thinks that the "missions" are some little universe where each "junior villain" is like the master of an entire alien race of similar beings..."Welcome to the world of the WOODMEN!!!!!!!"

[Mank25]

I love how he shoots the floating pipe person immediately after telling us not to.

Oh, and there's only 8 junior villains. That little W is not a junior villain.

[RockmanKenny]

Thanks for the tip Skip, I'm gonna eat barrels the next time I play Mega Man 2.

[Xlay3r]

Now Skip's tips for Ghosts n' Goblins!!

To start the game, press start

Don't get hit

Use a game genie

[IrritatedGamer]

I love how he sucks so badly at the games he reviews. What a true champion.

[ideitbawx]

every time he mentioned "grabbing an e" i just kept picturing popping street pills and sitting down to his nintendo.

[RocMegamanX]

Do each level in order, huh? Let's see... You started on Metalman and then went to Flashman, and then to Bubbleman, and then to Airman...and...th-that's WRONG! Metalman Bubbleman Heatman Woodman Airman Crashman Flashman(I usually start here) Quickman

[kingyoshiedge]

He says "Jump the tornados!" ,but instead, he jumps into them! Also Clashman is the japanese name for Crashman.

[LoticaStudios]

Don't shoot the floating pipe people?

Then how do I get past them, Skip?

Dumbass.

[TronmanZ]

"And here's how you fight Metalman. Now I'm getting an energy refill."

You doing it wrong, Skip. Metalman is easy.

"Watch out for the spikes!"

No shit, Sherlock.

"Jump the torandoes to kill Airman."

O rly?

"Welcome to the world of the Woodmen."

I LMAO'd at how lame that line is.

Skip Rogers: World Video Game Champion, my ass.

This video is so bad it's funny

[MrVariant]

"Kill bubbleman and get the air gun" at 1:32. What in the fuck!? It's a bubble. I mean how can someone say something this stupid!? Although people may have hated my reviews, at least I used facts. Though he does goof again with saying not to use metal blades on woodman woodman.

[RocMegamanX]

I know, it's Bubble Lead.

He doesn't even use it on Heatman.

[talamarthraydin]

who is this idiot?

[zdude620]

he died on woodman and cut it out...Yup, he sure is the world video game champion.

[Suigetsu007]

LOL wow, this guy is a total moron.

[DrAquafreshness]

He is self proclaimed world champion. He is crazy.

[DrAquafreshness]

This jackass says "don't use metal weapon against wood man" I have some skip rogers vids on my channel.

[bigears95]

"this is how you fight metal man."

wow he got his like 7 times that's how you fight him not how to beats him.

lol this guys horrible.

[Pixelpenguin]

I want to punch this guy. Not to hurt him, but more to convey a message.

[marino3d]

This guy sounds like Otacon from Metal Gear Solid.

[Arwingpilot]

Yeah, except Otacon actually gives good ADVICE! XD

[Sothie]

Whoops. Double post.

[JediNinjaX1]

I wonder how he became champion in the first place.

[CohenAfterward]

That's right kids...pick up an E...

[BriSchwa82]

You don't pick it up, you eat them. LOL!!!

[Grooveraider]

I have this video !!! The VHS tape came out shortly before Mega Man 2 released. It was the only reason why I picked up this tape distributed by Kodak :)

[Chad48309]

The sad thing is that the Worlds of Power book of Megaman 2 was a better help than anything Skip Rogers ever said. How did anyone ever publish his videos?

[derrville]

i created Skip Rogers.......you're Welcome.

[danytoon]

What do you mean? You created it? Like an android or something?

[Chad48309]

Skip Rogers is just one of eight piss-poor gamers (including J.D. Roth who keeps showing up, playing his signature whistle) that you have to go up against before taking on Johnny Arcade of Video Power fame. Unfortunately, you gain their powers and pretentious attitudes as you go.

[Xanaboy13]

@danytoon He certainly sounds like an android

[syxx7wun]

"to beat heat man, just jump over and fire."

DUH.. or i like my advice better:

"to beat heat man, use b (for bubble) because bubbles are made of water."

i can't believe i bought one of his tapes as a kid!

[dunnono00]

ol' skip's infamy started at seanbaby's site. just type skip rogers in google and it'll be the first result.

[junction238]

Start with metal man... no thanks.

Watch out for the spikes!! No duh...

[JediNinjaX1]

I do start with metal man. He's manageable from the start

[JosephCollins]

Obvious tips are obvious.

I loved Skip Rogers when I was growing up. Now I love him for an entire different reason. X3

[GrayAreaJayden]

Is this guy for real? *Laughs at Skip's "hints," all of which are either obvious or incorrect*

[Akutare]

I like how he said to avoid the torandoes and he was getting hit.

[roetemeteor]

I love just how obvious these things are.

Obvious he's just being stupid becuase he can.

[Akutare]

I laughed on how he said don't use Metal Blade on WOodman. Funnier how he did used the E tank in Metal Man's stage also. I would've loved to see him review the Wily Stages.

[ChibiFighter]

(On the platforms at the begining of Bubble Man's stage) *Jump really fast at these* Duuh I never knw dat THNK YU. LMFAO this guy sucks at megaman2 and those tips are fucking useless

[danytoon]

Im too lazy, but all this quotes you did (i mean all of you) deserves a Special Video :)

Anyone?

[OmegaWarrior]

Oh, good! Please, tell me how to score more points at Mega Man 2!

[Gweebo]

I don't even know what this is, but I lub it.

[AJF786]

SKIP'S TIPS

-If you can't beat it, run! (most enemies are directly in front of you. So by running, you mean we should just head back and give up playing, or we should just run right through the enemy and take damage anyway)

-Watch for free lives and energy (umm... unless people like to get Game Overs, they're pretty hard to ignore)

[AJF786]

Skip Rogers: WORLD VIDEO GAME CHAMPION, wherever you are I hope you'll read this and choke on the words of your obviousness and stupidity. Thank you.

[AJF786]

"To beat Clash Man, start in the bottom corner and don't shoot the floating pipe people."

Firstly, it's CRASH Man. Secondly, you don't have a choice as to where the stage begins. Thirdly, it's hypocritical to tell someone not to do something, and then do it yourself.

"Hit Clash man in the air to kill him, but watch out for his bombs."

I like how you say 'air', but completely fail to mention that the Air Shooter is what kills him in 2 hits...

[AJF786]

"To beat Heat Man, jump over him and then fire."

Again, you have his weakness weapon (Bubble Lead) and fail to use or even mention it.

"To kill the Wood Man, watch out for his shield and don't use the metal weapon."

Is it any more obvious you've never played this game before, Skip? The Metal Blades are the best weapon to use agains Wood Man next to the fully-charged Atomic Fire.

[AJF786]

"Use the regular gun to beat Quick Man."

And your last line of 'advice' is again extremely obvious, because chances are most players will have used up all of their 'freeze power' (Time Stopper) in getting to him.

[AJF786]

SKIP'S TIPS

-Do each level in order (except Mega man 2 doesn't HAVE a level order, unless of course you mean in relation to each boss' weaknesses that you never once pointed out)

-Use the special weapons (wow, I thought they were just there to take up space)

[AJF786]

This video is wrong on so many levels, it hurts.

*ahem*

[AJF786]

"9 junior villains stand between you and Dr. Wily"

lmao. There are 8 Robot Masters, not 9

"there are 9 missions, each against a different evil creature"

Again, there are only 8 missions and then Wily's castle. Also, Skip seems to have a hard time saying 'robots'.

"Keep an eye open for the E barrels, you'll get extra energy when you eat one."

wow, I didn't know I could eat barrels.

[AJF786]

"here's how you fight Metal Man. Now I'm getting an energy refill."

seriously, if you need an energy refill while fighting Metal Man, there's no way you're the 'WORLD VIDEO GAME CHAMPION!!'

"Jump real fast on these. WATCH OUT FOR THE SPIKES!"

And here I thought I was supposed to stand on those and fall to my death, thanks Skip! Also, do you mean to say that spikes are dangerous??? I never would have guessed.

[AJF786]

"Kill Bubble Man, and get the air gun."

yeah.. except you get the Air Shooter from Air Man, genius.

"Jump the tornadoes to kill Air Man."

Shooting Air Man is what kills him, omg!

[transform5656]

give him a chance its not his fualt he nos nothing about mega man

[TheHelldragon]

DON'T SHOOT THE FLOATING PIPE PEOPLE

[Invisib0]

Flashman's theme sounds fucking creepy when it's edited like that.

[danytoon]

All in this video sounds creepy :D

[junction238]

He reminds me of old children show presenters that were embarrassingly patronising and they had creepy smiles.

[EdWood1978]

God their robots not creatures what a fag

[AccessDEANied]

zomg I still have this tape, but no VCR!