@corwin60 They're both from 2 Hot Girls in the Shower. "Kiko" isn't even Japanese. She's married to "Yeshmin Blechin" in real life. The guy that plays Yeshmin is in the background near the wheel. And the reason everyone looks familiar is because they've done lots together.
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name will appear
If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
If he brought his Starfleet issued communicator instead of the Bluetooth headset, Worf could have locked on and transported him back to the Enterprise.
I GUESS THATS WHY HE NEVER MADE IT PAST ENSIGN !!!!
"Now its time for nature to pollinate your face" ahhhhhhahahahahahahahhahaahhahahha love it. Wil Wheaton and Kiko my 2 most voted for dinner party guests :)
Oh my friggin gosh!!! That is a smart idea!!! When are you guys at GTCMS are going to make rigntones!!! I would buy one for my Blackjack 2 and recomend it to friends who are fan of GTCMS. Good luck and thanks for the wicked sense of humor.
Hey fans! There's a petition going, to get Sony to release GTCMS Season 1 on DVD. To sign it, go to ipetitions d*t com and search for GTCMSDVD. Let's get it done!
WIL WHEATON!!!!!!!!
wulfgang13 2 weeks ago
''whats happening?'' his inner thoughts (did i drop some acid earlier?)
irishdude69 1 month ago
@corwin60 They're both from 2 Hot Girls in the Shower. "Kiko" isn't even Japanese. She's married to "Yeshmin Blechin" in real life. The guy that plays Yeshmin is in the background near the wheel. And the reason everyone looks familiar is because they've done lots together.
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lol weird
9753241860hb 2 months ago
That was hirarious
MoonOcarina 3 months ago
I love Wil Wheaton. That is all.
RebeckaRowan 6 months ago
can i pollinate your face?
bubbah671 6 months ago
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Zander8006 6 months ago
Wil Wheaton <3
AuberellaDorkella 8 months ago
is the hot blonde in the background from "2 hot blondes in a shower"?
corwin60 10 months ago 2
Hey he's from the GUILD! :D
CupcakeMage 10 months ago
Now time for nature to pollinate your face.
IBelieveYouOweMePie 11 months ago
Officially, I love this show. Favorite show ever. I want to buy it. All of it. Especially unicow.
KingKrimson89 11 months ago
OMGOMGOMG! IT'S HIM OUT OF THE GUILD! THE EVIL ONE! /PANIC /PANIC. WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE IN EVERYTHING!"
YouWereBornToServeMe 11 months ago
Remeber Always read the fine print!
Amphipolie 11 months ago
Holy crap its Will Wheaton!
Amphipolie 11 months ago
CSpot my msn in profile! Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show - Garden Party
sexykatie911 1 year ago
Unicow's "Face-Pump Dance" and the end always make me hysterical.
The whole thing is funny and I loose it every-time!
MightyTrebor 1 year ago
I want those flower hats for christmas!
4Tinkers 1 year ago
Wil Wheaton is pure evil
prideofclouds 1 year ago
@prideofclouds eah, he opposed "The Knights of Good!"
MightyTrebor 1 year ago
This was one of my favorites~!! Good job everyone!
dustBunnydragon 1 year ago
"Remember! Always read the fine print!" Haha that's just awesome.
dareka54 1 year ago
Ohhh! I love seeing all these people from The Guild!
avaelyn 1 year ago
@avaelyn Which ones are in the Guild? I cannot tell....
MightyTrebor 1 year ago
0:01
Ashenfly 1 year ago
Uhh wtf
MsCutiePie19981 1 year ago
Wil is just too adorable..
xanadublue 1 year ago 3
FAWKES!!!! :D :D
Amauz123 1 year ago
Feel the pretty. Pet the Kitty. ;D
ueberRegenbogen 1 year ago 2
I wanna have a garden party :/
Lukeydukeypluke 1 year ago
Read the fine print Fawkes
Raphael685orMist642 1 year ago
I lost it on "now is time for nature to porronate your face."
itachifan1243 1 year ago
Haha I always love your shows ^ ^
sadly my mind is sooo corrupted with your shows ^ ^''
Khristalia 1 year ago
That was funny! I think Wil likes to think outside the box.
panasker 1 year ago
HAPPY EARTH DAY :D
kenpoben 1 year ago
this is so funny!!! i love Wil Wheaton as a flower! HAHAH!!!
47Freakshow 1 year ago
I have to favorite this... I just laughed my ass off..yes it is true.. I am now 20 pounds lighter
WelakaWombat 2 years ago
Does anyone have the complete season 1 and 2 on DVD? If Sony won't release it legitimitely, that's just too damn bad for them.
Nefarioso 2 years ago
WIL WHEATON
Jabronimus 2 years ago
You DO realize that flowers are SEX ORGANS...right? Those flowers should have been over their crotch to make it more accurate XD
TheAyanamiRei 2 years ago
Wil Wheaton is hot! I just saw him in The Guild =-)
wickedqueenamanda 2 years ago
jason priestley expept in another body....who is this? wil wheaton from Star Trek! wow!
anewunderstanding 2 years ago
omg what the hell is this?
anewunderstanding 2 years ago
wth is the leader of Axis of Anarchie doing on this ... uhh ... ok. they should so throw this into The guild.
piratelizzie 2 years ago
Sigh, too bad this has been cancelled
proximajoe 2 years ago
i nearly fell of my chair when panda ate the business card!!!
spoiledgirl00 2 years ago 2
i can't believe they made this so long ago and i havent heard of this! Lol i luv this!
spoiledgirl00 2 years ago
btw, when wil wheaton winked, i nearly collapsed :D love that man!
romanianpizza 2 years ago
two of my favorite things: crazy asian antics and wil wheaton. i never thought this day would come.
romanianpizza 2 years ago
The mail order bride wasnt half bad looking!!! xDD
JayizKewl 2 years ago 3
If I ever even had a doubt about being in love with Wil Wheaton before...this sealed the deal xD
ThexCatsxPajamas 2 years ago 2
is the mail order bride... unicow?
DizzyDazzle98 2 years ago
"Ahh derishious." "Hai, let's grow!" "Remember always read the final printo. Ja ne!" LMAO XD~ Kim Evey/Kiko = Pure Happiness/Talent/Genius.
cognitoincognito 2 years ago
I love Kiko, so much. xD
ghosttownx 2 years ago
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"Lost in Translation" allready did this. And much better :P
vendrellos 2 years ago
HILARIOUS!!!
OreeoShowproductions 2 years ago 8
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name will appear
ROBOASIAN 2 years ago
Kiko is pretty
zippythewildone 2 years ago 5
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If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
WhatAUniqueUsername 2 years ago
OMG, this is pretty disturbing, Wheaton. Funny, yet disturbing.
DisasterPiece73 2 years ago
hahahaha every eposode has a weird song tht doesnt make sense...
i love it!!!
also i love the unicows dance!!! its awesome!!! =]
Elis2RaNd0m 2 years ago 14
Omg Wil! XD
KyraFritzRZK 2 years ago
not japanese
ukmoore 2 years ago
all these Japanese shows that nobody knows about are SO hilarious
DarkSilverYoshi 2 years ago
FINALLY! I was waiting for a song that didn't make sense. Well done kiko
brolyservant 2 years ago 3
haha, nice, glad we could hook you up!
CSpot 2 years ago
id kiss the bride ;D
magister06 2 years ago
I fell in love in random blonde chick! I loove you! :D
Lordodragonss 2 years ago 2
I MISS YOU GUYS
Qermaq 2 years ago 2
lol the panda is stroking him
gaktkr 2 years ago
If he brought his Starfleet issued communicator instead of the Bluetooth headset, Worf could have locked on and transported him back to the Enterprise.
I GUESS THATS WHY HE NEVER MADE IT PAST ENSIGN !!!!
b1ll14m 2 years ago 2
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According to the GTCMS facebook page...Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show Will Not Be Renewed for Season 3
Sad news--Sony has decided NOT to pick up GTCMS for a season 3
yerrj 2 years ago
lol "male order bride".... haahaha... awesome
dekadis 2 years ago
Wil Weaton is the shit.
jonathonball 2 years ago
"let's be itchy and bold"
I try to every day.
lazyboyselector 2 years ago
ffs!
zombieseezombiedo 3 years ago
hahhahha best show everrrrr
mandzbbyx 3 years ago 3
LMAOOOO at the cow's dancing at the end!!!
mkmateel 3 years ago 2
im ganna b her for halloween!
ilovepurplemonkeys12 3 years ago
This is soo freakin hilarious!! I LOVE Wil Wheaton!!
CrusherLuvr4Eva 3 years ago 2
I love this show it so random and funny lol
Me256782 3 years ago
i wanna do that panda
hotpopcorncake 3 years ago 4
too much information
CSpot 3 years ago 3
why not man? pandas are almost risk of extinction
hotpopcorncake 3 years ago 2
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commander1013 1 year ago
Same
commander1013 1 year ago
rofl your own russian bride :D
Mouuser 3 years ago
This is awesome.
angrypengu1n 3 years ago
best show on the net... I love how consistent Kiko is from show to show...
chyrd 3 years ago
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That's not Wil Wheaton!
spacecake01 3 years ago
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That's not Wil Wheaton!
spacecake01 3 years ago
Actually it is=Z
TRYER25 3 years ago
He's an old friend of the "Kiko" actress and even did some interviews about this appearance!
tejaswoman 2 years ago
hes hot
videoplaya1991 3 years ago
I love you Kiko :)
Psykiro 3 years ago
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unicow trys to rape every thing
roxybaby1994 3 years ago
unicow trys to rape every thing
roxybaby1994 3 years ago
lol i love your shows there sooooo halarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!
rainbowponies13 3 years ago
Lol
Aiondesa 3 years ago
lol, yes, his kids too.
himynameishelen 3 years ago
grow little flower...
CSpot 3 years ago
"Now its time for nature to pollinate your face" ahhhhhhahahahahahahahhahaahhahahha love it. Wil Wheaton and Kiko my 2 most voted for dinner party guests :)
buryitdeep 3 years ago 3
I'd pollinate the pandas face! XD
deucez2710 3 years ago
Cownicorn's dance makes me LOL everytime
maros128 3 years ago
below, i mean when i was 5 and when HE played Wesley.
SoChaii 3 years ago 2
Hahaha! I had the biggest crush on Wil when I was like 5 and played Wesley Crusher on Star Trek!!
SoChaii 3 years ago 2
LOL Now remember, ALWAYS read the fine print.
sausillio 3 years ago
omg! happy! :)
doctorwhoobawooba 3 years ago
i wish i can fuck that mushy pants hes hot
chanelleee 3 years ago
No idea what Mushy's thoughts on the matter are, but the actor's definitely happily married.
tejaswoman 2 years ago
Rock bottom...
zackshutt 3 years ago
WIL WHEATON!!! Omg!! =D
hankerforahunka 3 years ago
Holy crap, it's Wil Wheaton!
Qermaq 3 years ago
WOW, Mr. Crusher himself!!!! I just got that too (at 3 minutes in -- I am also cutting CD covers for my V/O demo so was not glued to the screen:-)
voicetube 3 years ago
Moshi Schwartz is a hottieeeeeeeeee!!
BeckyUrie 3 years ago
lol the unicow's humping dance and the panda keeps touching ppl. she's freakin hot.
0GodJudges0 3 years ago
Now it's time for nature to pollinate your face....BRILLIANT!
So full of WIN, it should be illegal!
PervyWotaOni 3 years ago
Bwahahaha! I don't want that!
xpo147 3 years ago
Huge LOLS: "Always read the fine print!"
Thank you. This made my day.
mekman7 3 years ago
this is the funniest!!! i just became a huge fan!!!lol
msloverock 3 years ago
I love it! It's my favorite show!!!! Yea Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show!
ashley9204 3 years ago
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so where is the fun part?
marioslost 3 years ago
Oh my friggin gosh!!! That is a smart idea!!! When are you guys at GTCMS are going to make rigntones!!! I would buy one for my Blackjack 2 and recomend it to friends who are fan of GTCMS. Good luck and thanks for the wicked sense of humor.
magnolia8decoy8lol 3 years ago 3
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i duno is this supposed to be funny ? i seriusly have watched all so far and im not laughing
hamiltonsBEN 3 years ago
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Hey fans! There's a petition going, to get Sony to release GTCMS Season 1 on DVD. To sign it, go to ipetitions d*t com and search for GTCMSDVD. Let's get it done!
spunkypuppy 3 years ago 2
Anyone who has seen stand by me will find it funny that that is wil wheaton (gordy). lmao
NickyJ23 3 years ago 2
"now it's time for nature to pollinate your face!"
lmfao! that made me SNORT, and it's been a while since something has made me laugh and snort.
EngorgedxSpleen 3 years ago 3
I nearly fell out of my chair when she said that! I had to pause it for like 5 minutes to regain composure enough to keep watching!
This show is made of win!
porpman01 3 years ago 3
I think it's great how long it takes Mushy Shorts to realize that something strange is going on.
C16H12FN3O3 3 years ago 3
ROFFL
amythepure 3 years ago
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wow this is a faggish show
zezimasxbad 3 years ago
Isn't that Wil Wheaton?!
sebbasobek 3 years ago 2
It says it in the description
starpoe80 3 years ago
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this is the least funny episode so far.
thecatwith2heads 3 years ago
"Remember kids, always read the fine print!"
iJasonWTF 3 years ago 2
Hey kids it's space nerd Wil Wheaton!!!
therealclamknuckle 3 years ago 2
I would like to make out with the panda...
TheTheifLord 3 years ago
Oh god I adore Kiko
quenby23 3 years ago 2
had nooo idea wat hit him!...lolz
minizer999 3 years ago
both twisted and awesome
VolcomSk8r14 3 years ago
CRAP YOU HANDS TOGEDER FO MUSHY SHORTS
Emochildmcr 3 years ago
this is better then smoking crack
mode94015 3 years ago 8
I wouldn't know, but it's probably true.
iJasonWTF 3 years ago
Hey! I do not need drugs to enjoy this...... just to enhance it! - Otto the bus driver from the Simpsons..
magnolia8decoy8lol 3 years ago
"Now it's time for nature to pollinate your face."
ObsTheGreat 3 years ago
omg this show is way too funny!
HonoluluThighThigh 3 years ago
This show is like crack on acid. I love it.
audiodubliner 3 years ago 4
WHEER OF FUN! Hey shayna! Text Wren a picture of you having a crazy sexy elbow party! She says "I WANT BOTH ELBOWS" Good luck.
PurpleNinjaPower 3 years ago
We need more LICK POOP!! He needs it for his fragile self-esteem!
satyr72 3 years ago 2
every song have doublemeaning right???
zafrier 3 years ago
Almost every song. The Hawaiian T-Shirt song is pretty straight forward.
GeorgeDRange 3 years ago
lol unicow does that dance every time and it never gets old!! lol
AgandFuzzy 3 years ago 2
changed the summer camp to a concentration camp...lol...
keysle 3 years ago
What the hell was uni-cow doing to that guy at the end? lol
MightyTrebor 3 years ago 2
Panda Bee will pollinate your face!
reichmarshall 3 years ago 2
emm what?
lozzyhunnibee 3 years ago
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wil wheaton is such a loser.
niftybruce 3 years ago
Agreed.
KitsuneDarkStalker 3 years ago
I LOVE KIKO. this is my favorite youtube series. i love it.
malevolentxrevenge 3 years ago 4
Lol DUDE WTF?? this is a parody :)) so creapy :O
andronickvll 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAH XD! i watched evry episode never bored xD
nyzors 3 years ago 3
People say I'm mad.... Happy to say - I'm not alone then.....[pssst... was that cow trying to get her udder away - Brit joke]
MetalTigger 3 years ago
great show but you need to change it up. have her do other things other than the show.
NegativeComment 3 years ago
that was stupid. retarded cop is way better
voerob 3 years ago
Dear god what was this?
dragonmanjoe 3 years ago
unicows on fire in this episode!
dickstarbucksmut 3 years ago
now it's time for nature to pollinate your face!! :D
loladawny 3 years ago
kiss the bride!!!
hinata1994 3 years ago
That is so hardcore. :}
PsychedelicSmurf 3 years ago
OMG!!!! that agent is will weaton (wesley crusher) from star trek next generation!!! HOLY CRAP!
thepoiboy 3 years ago
Indeed it is -- he's old friends with the people who make the show.
tejaswoman 3 years ago
what's in the box???!!!
bogie000 3 years ago
i wanna see a christopher walken one. get that guy on yer show!!!
rongravy 3 years ago 2
I would pay to watch that for sure! good call!
CSpot 3 years ago
LOL
kawaiianimefreak2 3 years ago
*quack*
ImageoftheMench 3 years ago
what the fuck!
oOVlPraLLaSlVOo 3 years ago
can you make more please .. GTCMS
stanleydmo 3 years ago
They are making more even now - - back in September, I think.
tejaswoman 3 years ago
They posted on the Hot Dog video that they'll be back Sept. 19.
tejaswoman 3 years ago
Yup- make sure you subscribe - and be the first to view it!
CSpot 3 years ago