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  • I've never seen anything less funny in my life. And I saw a film about the Holocaust the other day.

  • This is sickeningly unfunny. Just depressing.

  • I love how the top two comments totally contradict each other

  • Its magic: Corden and Horne combine obesity, a total lack of talent and an asinine sense humor to bring you 2 minutes and 23 seconds of unfunny comedy.

    French and Saunders did this schtick thirty years ago, except they were actually funny.

  • I don't understand why no one likes this, THIS IS AMAZING! i couldn't stop laughiong all the way through! :)

  • I love these two :D

  • What's with all the hate, James is amazing!!!

  • Fuck off from my eyes you fat bastard!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i watched this with a facial expression like a brick wall.... i mean wtf were the audience laughing at???

  • ok this wasnt funny, but they are funny at other stuff. Gavin and Stacey is really funny and really cleverly co-written by corden, i dont get why everyone on here hates him...

  • funny.

    this doesnt just pop up on screen.

    YOU PURPOSELY SEARCH IT TO SLAG HIM OFF.

    now grow up, thanks

  • @doodledSMILE It actually popped up in the related videos bar. I am neutral as far as these two are concerned but that 'performance' was pathetic.

  • hmm it wasn't great

  • I think if I actually watched this video, I'd be depressed for a week.

  • Hey James Corden you fat piece of shit. Hope you are reading this. Only on the TV because you are related to some TV producer or something. Go back to your day job and give someone with real talent a fucking chance. How does it feel knowing that everyone apart from dickheads hates your guts Corden? In ten years from now you will be washed up, depressed, and I hope you realise then what a waste your fame and fortune is. Fuck all his stupid fans.

  • Wot is this music

  • @MrCeffle Enya - Sail away

  • these guys and this video never fails to amuse me or cheer me up. :')

  • 1:37 ROFL'd when i saw the bottom of his belly XD

  • Sorry i'm waiting for the punchline.............

  • Not funny. Not original. It is like they thought this up 5 minutes before they went on stage.

  • Was it as this point that Corden became so cocky? That he could just do any old rubbish and be loved for it?

  • I have had more amusing shits than this performance

  • Where's the funny bit?

    All I saw then was two absolute cunts going out of their way to avoid comedy of any sort.

  • @eggchimpo you must be american

  • Corden is a knob. It might be worth shooting him in the face and doing the 30 years in prison.

  • I am genuinely filled with despair watching that.

  • Is this meant to be funny?

  • I should warn you what you about to see is predictable and shite and by watching it you will be wasting your time

  • FFS! What a flaggon of tepid donkey's wank they are.

  • How is this funny or clever? It's just one fat prick and one skinny prick walking around the stage. And people on here are saying they like it? Fuck's sake.

  • @dabrixtonbomba I can't even read that much into it. It's an animated turd display.

  • ha ha James Corden was on Renford rejects in 1998 as a razer lol gud times :P luv him he soo funny

  • funny ......

  • There faces are the best!! hahaha Love Them Soooooooooo Much!!!!

  • corden is a fat unfunny twat!

  • what the fuck is this. retards

  • I think they're both amazing and is it just me who finds matt horne attractive? Insult them if you want but who are you to say they're not funny when they have probably done a hell of a lot better in life than you have, sitting at your computers and insulting them.

  • I think Matt Horne is SOOOO hot :-)

  • this isnt the whole thing :(

  • love corden hes so cute ...and have an awsome smile

  • If there's one thing that bothers me almost as much as people who only posts to criticise the grammar of other people's posts, it's people who write "there" when they mean "they're".

  • oooh i went to that venue (royal albert hall) to see the killers, anyways back to horne and corden, omg there just brilliant :) i love em :)

  • they shoudve of dun one of their YPC sketches

  • no way im actually suprised at how bad this is!! ive seen a lot of their other stuff and thought it was good for a giggle but this is just cringe worthy!! they had to coax a laugh from the crowd and then simulate applause to get a clap which is lame to be honest! Corden is very funny at doing ricky gervais in the other sketches though i wouldnt say theyre completely dire

  • they don`t tell jokes or funny stories,they have very little discernable material and no idea what comedy is,instead they choose to prattle gibberish and mince about with crap like this ,they really should nt be on television, they are basically a modern day laurel and Hardy but without the laughs .

  • @MrJames27011 C'mon dude they're hilarious. It just depends on your sense of humour. If you don't find this funny then I'm afraid you dont have a sense of humour!

  • you can hear the hearts beating at the end 2:03

  • that isnt there hearts beating, thats the mic hitting against something, probably the floor or their clothes

  • nah definitely sounds like heart beat

  • I like it how you used one of Russell Brand's sayings in your comment. Oxygen thieves... try Russell Brand VS The Sun Newspaper... bit of a hypocrite aren't you?

  • It's not a question of how old he is, even though he happens to be a few months shy of 34, but you also know nothing about me. I am merely pointing out the fact that Mr. Russell Brand has said 'oxygen thieves' before and that he then followed it something quite similar to what you followed it with. He read that we should put 'heavily armed peodopiles' in the middle east. Personally, I believe that you are unoriginal and have no respect for some incredibly funny men. ^Please watch that sketch^

  • ur clearly a massive cock

  • Christ this is awful.

  • its so bad its good, i laughed so hard when i first saw this on their show

  • definitely. it makes me cringe to watch the thin one - he just can't do funny. obviously gavin and stacey was successful and i like that, but his character's not supposed to be funny in that so he plays it quite well.

  • Horne & Corden ROCK

    Keep Up The Awesome Work

  • haha why are the simplest thing so funny lol x i love these guys and horne and corden is brililiant these guys should go down in comedy history amazing

  • people are so skeptical, they are pure harmless fun

  • FAB :P

  • I think they are Fab!

    Why do people have to moan all the time???

  • They're fucking terrible

  • Don't search for them on youtube and watch them then!

  • I had to to express how bad they are

  • I'm sure you didn't.

  • I'm sure I did ? =s

  • people who find them funny r usally woman or middle class young adults, and we know how funny they r

  • Quite ?

    You don't see many chavs on comedy shows now do you.

  • to the comment below, well said.

    and i agree i love these guyss (L)

  • haha i love these two :)

    if people don't like this, then why are they watching it? :/

  • To express how shit we think they are and how bad british comedy has gone

  • it must be deeply upsetting to know you have nothing better to do.

  • All those peope who have been put off going into comedy thinking it might be hard to get a break should read the comments here.

    The comments here prove conclusively that it doesnt matter how few ideas you have, how few laughs you put in, how terrible the ideas are, even the lowest quality crap like this has an audience out there amongst the totally fucking retarded british public.

  • touché

  • This is just possibly the best critical summary of this duo I have ever read. Perfect summing up.

  • I just think they're really confident and bizarre. Okay and hot with the accents. But I don't think it's retarded that some people think it's funny-- it's more a mood piece than a think piece. Which tickles my soul.

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  • that was dull. they're good comedy actors but they're getting tiresome now.

  • thatt was fuked up

  • love them soooooooooooooooooo much :)

  • Love them. I think Jame's little happy face is soo cutee. Just wanna hug him tbh. ;D

  • that was truly amazing!

  • The office was amazing, just cause you didnt get it like

  • Shit

  • i love them. and the spooning at the end is just genius.

  • Love it!! Look out David Brent!

  • They are magic!

  • i LOVE these 2

  • these 2 are such a good mix together!! roll on gavin and stacey series 3!!!! its been confirmed!!!!

  • - SPB is as much about promoting comedy as Amnesty. it's disingenuous to expect people like Horne/Corden to come on and wave the flag for the UDHR; so they do what they do best and get lots of kudos for it.

    - of course these shows aren't as good as they used to be: Peter Cook the funniest man who ever drew breath is permanently unavailable!

    - Tim Minchin, Kristen Schaal, Frank Skinner, Eddie Izzard, hell, EVEN THE I.T. CROWD were funny and showing us bits of their shows FOR FREE!

  • Second Peter Cook being the funniest man to draw breath, he or Eddie Izzard.

  • Previous comment ran out of space to say - Tim Minchin was also pretty good.

  • This was just about the only really funny part of the show, sadly. Frank Skinner was OK, but it was the wrong audience for him; Mitchell and Webb were very disappointing, a lacklustre rendition of an old sketch (not even human rights are worth thinking of a new idea for, apparently); Razorlight flogged their new single shamelessly, getting some free karma points into the bargain for no extra work. As a fully paid-up Amnesty supporter, I was absolutely gutted. These shows used to be institutions.

  • I love how when the video started, Mathew Horne has already started preparing

  • there was no magic but awesome dancing style XD

  • Nope. Sorry. I love these two and I love Gavin & Stacey but this was so not funny

  • this is great:) lol people dont give matt horne enuff credit hahaa

  • legend

  • haha brilliant

  • Can I just say that, really, this never does get old to me. You guys are so much funnier over there. There is nothing that rivals "Gavin and Stacey" in the US; it's just really beautiful and I wish I could be best friends with everyone in that show. Sorry if that's creepy LOL.

  • That's not creepy. I don't see any reason not to express your true feelings. In fact, I love you prufrock86-lar. There. I said it and I don't care who heard me. Smithy rules!

  • @prufrock86 We all hate Corden and fucking Horne over here, they're a pair of cunts. Haven't you noticed?

  • na youre wrong. the audience clapped because they love james corden, matt horne, and they fucking love Enya.

  • This is so adorable. We love you in the US. If you're reading this. OH MY GOD; love you.

  • Extremely funny..........!!!!

    James Corden is a genius?

  • yeah it wasnt funny, but i would watch it again. Whic i am. Right now.

  • That was ridiculous...and I loved it!

  • i dont know why but i really like this, its just something different

    =]

    x

  • awwh i love james corden, he's just like a big cuddly teddy bear :)

  • yeah... totally agree. And it's really hard to think he doesn't have anything going on with matt, even when he has a girlfriend.

  • mat is awesome dont hate!

  • This is amazingly fab.

    I love it...especially James Corden's faces :P

    ...I'VE HIGH FIVED THE GUY...*sniffs*

    Bloody loved this.

  • lmfao i loved this when i watched it and if there is anyone who didnt then why bother even watching it? it would make sense if you didnt watch it if you didnt like it

  • This is BRILLIANT...I luv them both =0

    I dont think this years secret policemans ball was that good=/ but whats with all

    "this simple crap, all they could come up with, not funny"...

    Its simple and effective, Thier doing it as a joke, and i found it funny and made me laugh

    =0 was one of the better acts on the show...

  • Wonderfully bonkers :P

  • y not i really like him!

  • nah i think he seems sound !

  • This is amazing! Anyone who doesn't like it is obviously a depressive simpleton =)

  • It's Orinoco Flow by Enya

  • what is the song called ? i know it sounds gay but i really want to know :L

  • they haven't put the full routine up here, makes the whole thing a lot funnier. still excellent tho, and mat horne looks gorgeous

  • yeah this really isn't very funny. stick to gavin and stacey because that IS funny.

  • Am i the only one who found this ammusing?

    its just somthing different from them both

  • Awful. Just awful.

  • hmmmmm yes they r immense !!!! and if they are up themselves so wot they hav earned it !!!! god save gavin and stacey !!!!!

  • Why are people laughing?

  • I didn't like this... they both seem a bit up themselves... However I do think the biggest disappointment of the evening was the IT Crowd.

  • Can't you see people that they're taking the piss? I laaaaav them :)

  • We can see they're taking the piss.

    They're just not doing it originally, amusingly or insightfully.

    I'd say arrogantly.

  • lmfao i found it really funny there not bein fucking serious its just about making people laff and having some fun god..

  • This was the worst attempt at comedy in the history of the world. Ruined the whole thing.

  • watched it when it was on tv the worst thing i've seen someone do on a stage what a pair of wankers

  • i love them but this was awful

  • This was, in my opinion, the shittest part of the evening. The only thing I can compare it to is really bad GCSE performing arts. Disagree? Then watch the video, I didnt have to, I was there.

  • Holy crap man. Its a joke! As in intentionally bad. All you people saying this is crap probably thought The Office was a real documentary eh?

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  • even if was intentionally bad, it just wasnt funny. accpet that, then enjoy true comic talent e.g. Harry Hill, Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Alan Carr, Steve Coogan, Chris Morris and Graham Linehan

  • HARRY HILL !?!?!

    ARE YOU JOKING

  • Look people, just because you say this is good doesn't mean its good, and vice versa for me.

    Just face it, not everybody find these two funny, accept it.

    P.S. Boris for Prime Minister

  • am i the only one who thinks there like not funny, at all!!!

  • A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. -and i have no idea why?

  • I love this performance. In my opinion its hilarious. I guess it just depends on your sense of humour...

  • the joke is that theyre doing a shit dance in front of a massive audience, and on tv!

  • this was embarassingly lame whole show was poor only watched it cos add said r.brand was in it unless i nodded off n missed im which is possible

  • Erm, so the whole joke is.. it's a bad dance performance. Wow, hilarious........

  • i loved the JONNNY LEE MILLER!! bit xx

  • thats my favorite sleeping position

  • not as funny as last years....best part was Izzard

  • this when i turned it off, gavin & stacy is great but that was 1 of the most unfunny things i have seen.

  • thankyouu (:

  • i love this dance

  • soooo funny

    hahahah

  • haha xx sooooooooooo funnii xx luved it -- read the discription on here haha

  • considering this was the policeman's ball . they was fucking shit !

  • dis was sick, love dem two.

  • very embarrasing