Jeff Dunham - Achmed The dead Terrorist (Christmas Special)

[thejakehazard]

If you're wondering who's the guitar guy it's synyster gates' (Avenged Sevenfold) dad :))))

[AV3NG3D5EV3NF0LD]

@thejakehazard I would crap myself. That would awesome, Jeff Dunham and A7X guitarist.

[Aznboi123bklm]

hahahahahahahaha love the song LOLOL too funny..

[blueprincess7500]

achmed sings like a dead terrorist!!

[Blade6455]

ACHmed is on family guy :D

lol

[JDawgkila]

Jeff:Ho ho ho

Achmed:Ah ah ah

Jeff:Ho ho ho

Achmed:Ah ah ah

Jeff:Ho

Achmed:Ah

Jeff:Ho

Achmed:Ah

[Doodlepoodle00]

"Hey, you know that x-box game? I kick you ass!" *Guitar solo thingy* "Okay, maybe at Halo."

[Bpwr06]

Do you please know name of the music in 1:28 ? :P wanna find it somewhere

[therapper0901]

@Bpwr06 its just a normal persian or arabic tune, its not really a piece of music i think.

[The666murderdoll666]

@Bpwr06 Brian Haner (father of synyster gates)

[TropicalIcedZ]

Walter made 137 accounts to dislike this.

[MRpringle159]

alright then I KEEL YOU!!!!!

[jllobet]

136 people's nuts keep falling off when they cough

[itachieminem]

*at

[itachieminem]

You know that game geetar heero haha i'd kick your ass (awesome guitar chords) ok mabey ar halo.

[MySwaggerBlack]

lol funny vidoe

[ElJman85]

lmfao!

[ShadowHopper40]

ok mabey at halo lol

[mumbles19852009]

total awesomeness!

[Southdakotamama]

I don't ever get tired of watching Achmed and Peanut...Jeff Dunham is brilliant!

[Warjacki]

Sorry, Achmed, but Bin Laden can't come to town any more.

[Mrgameandwatch09]

omg this is so funny

[DoomDragon71]

SILENCE...night.

[CzikitaPro]

Oh Holy Crap :D

[iatethecookies8]

3 words I LOVE THIS....nuff said

[coolman458899]

JINGLE BOMZ. =3

[bobelayer]

Thankyou guitar guy go back stage and do your drugs know merry cristmas.

[astro1426]

hey silence i kill you

[kaylahardy88]

whoever says jeff dunham sucks u need to fuck yourself

ok bye bastards

[astro1426]

@kaylahardy88 stop touching me i kill you

[whoyou90]

"OK, let's hear what you got, Guitar guy." **arabic style music** "You racist ba*****!! Is that what you think I like? Hey, you know that Xbox game, "Guitar Hero"? I kick your a**. **Guitar Hero style riff** OK. Maybe at Halo."

Love it!!

[nottsladjay]

Merry Christmas!!!!!

[juliewinterguard]

this song= lmfao

[ducktapedbball12]

OHHH HOOLLLYYY CRRRAAAPPPP I THHHINKKK I BLLLEEWWWW MYYY FOOOTTT OFFFFF! XD

[TabiKatt16]

This made my night!!!! haha i had to share it with my brother and about 50 of his his USMC friends. lol

[drumsandbmx1]

will you take off the boarder..it really annoying

[ChaosBlackHawk]

I have no idea, but I know how Jingle Bombs goes, "Dashing through the sand, w/ a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq! i got through Checkpoint A, but not through Checkpoint B, that's when I got shot in the a** by the U.S. military!....Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, I think I got screwed, don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!"

[yaoifanvcx]

What is the name of the Arabic music that he plays? I like the tune.

[DblYewTeaEph]

SILENCE! night. :D

[hudgens]

LOL To all those below whom DIDNT like this FUNNY AS HELL VIDEO!

FUCK OFF!

LeShane

US ARMY

[shamini2rhyme]

Achmed you're a racist bitch

[CatocalaLacrymosa84]

SILENCE!... night ^^

[wisemildred]

you are a geek..im really blown away

[fayedorabella]

hahahahahaah! i love ahmed! cant stop laughing

[surikahough]

I like achmed his cool

[mattrabeauthehero]

ah 240p we meet again

[TheKethb]

He is much funnier than walter(: thumbs up if achmed is bettter then walter!

[kadriyasmine]

dare you

[illmaticMINDS]

Racist piece of shit fuck Jeff Dunham! Thanks to Uncle Sam there are approximately 100,000 dead men, women and children civilians. This mother fucker has the nerve to make fun of these people while we slaughter them like animals in the name of freedom! Fuck Jeff Dunham and fuck the U.S. military!

Sincerely, An American citizen

[JustJess090]

@illmaticMINDS Do you get "comedy?" FUCK YOU! Sincerely, a fan of Jeff Dunham.

[illmaticMINDS]

@JustJess090 Shit ain't funny, its just disgusting so suck a dick bitch.

[JustJess090]

@illmaticMINDS If it's not funny, then why the hell did you waste 4 minutes, and 54 seconds, plus the time it took to comment?? Go suck a dick yourself.

[illmaticMINDS]

@JustJess090 I'm sorry but five minutes of my time is insignificant; My need express my disgust and disregard of a generation of sick Americans laughing at sick jokes is far more important. So why don't you "waste" some time thinking about the people of this world and what this comedy sketch means to them.

[KristenAndDiane]

super funny

[supermario1998]

Bin Laden Dead :D Lies and Died Achmed, You got fucked over

[yaoiloveranimegirl]

I want to go carolling now

[XOteddiursaOX]

when i go charoling or however you spell it im singin this only if i get 100 thumbs up

[JustJess090]

@XOteddiursaOX Take a video and post it on youtubee :DD

[XOteddiursaOX]

@JustJess090 i will XD IT WILL BE FUNNY TO KNOCK ON AN OLD PERSONS DOOR AND SING IT

[JustJess090]

@XOteddiursaOX lmaoo

[marlin780]

lol LOL LOOOL hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­AHAHAHA rofol ROFOL lamo LMAO us military rules U.S. MILITARY RUUULES

[bloodissweet66613]

Synyster Gates' daddy Papa Gates! <3 Go Brian!

[Hayastantzi92]

Bin Laden's coming to town lol

[MrPiecules]

Dear Humans,

I like this human, He's funny. :)

From: Dragon.

[fantageluver2203]

untill i got shot in the ass by the US military :3 lol

[jksneakypants]

funny

[goldmetal57]

*guitar starts to play* Achmed: You racist basterd! Lolz!!! that is really funny!!!

[kittycatmayse5]

my fave comedian! and fave puppet! i luv wen he says"i used 2 be a man, now everytime i cough, thanks 2 uncle sam, my nuts keep falling off!"

[fovalorgeneral1]

Apparently that's Synester Gates' dad

[DoYouFearDeath333]

@fovalorgeneral1 Really? No wonder Synester Gates is good...

[liamflemingtv]

@fovalorgeneral1 yes it is, sinister gates real name is Brian Haner Jr. so yeah its his dad

[OptimusProwlGirl]

SILENCE night. HOLY CRAP night. My hand is gone. That bomb was bright. Sleep in pieces infidels. Sleep in pieces infidels.

LOL LOL LOL

[SalaamAlaykom]

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[tHEgIANTkID4]

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[Vivaswaq]

Thumbs up for Osama

[DoYouFearDeath333]

@Vivaswaq You're kidding, right?

[shoisington777]

SILENCE!.... I KILL YOU! XD

[Moonstone12341]

 lmao omg I laughed so hard!!!!

[98ShadowWolf]

I KILL YOU, you racist *bleep* (srry this comment was censored)

[missellie505]

haha thank u guitar guy go backstage and do ur drugs now!!! bahahaha

[TheNabooify]

ok guitar guy lets see what you got. *music* YOU RACIST BASTERD

[JesseLuvs21]

Love It!!!!

[wowyoujustgotdamned]

i like SILENCE night too :)

[Fireheart528]

"Hey, you know that Xbox game Guitar Hero? Haha, I kick your ass." *music* "Ok, maybe at Halo. BEST PART EVER. :D "You racist bastard!"

[prodigysgurl123]

"I KILL you"!

[Clayfitts88]

bin laden cant give u ur virgins!!!!!!! lmao

[drutrunks]

dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back i have a nasty plan, for christmas in iraq. i got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B that's when i got shot in the ass by the U.S military Oh jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up, you see. where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me. jingle bombs jingle bombs U.S soldiers shot me dead the only thing that i have left is this towel up on my head. i used to be a man, but every time i cough, thanks to uncle sam XD

[sox4life12]

lol

[Ketykesekene]

bombs

[dezzyluvzu]

I have a question... Was he saying bombs? or balls?

[cristianogomes123456]

@dezzyluvzu

bombs

[misslaughoutloudgir]

Thank you guitar guy!!You can go backstage and do your drugs now!!

[Cameronluv1]

i haaaaaaaaaaaate it

[devildean123]

lets see what u got guitar guy....-guy plays guitar-.......YOU RACIST BASTARD!

[Gwynsek]

OH gosh this is SOOOO FUNNY,THANKS !!!!!!

[Bullpuma]

" LOWKEY - TERRORIST? (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) "

[PresidentDRCI]

188 people nuts fell off

[About10M1dgets]

188 people got shot in the ass by the US Military.

[hicifind]

@About10M1dgets where you gettin 188? theres only 123 dislikes

[scourge485]

@hicifind where you gettin 123 it's 124 dislikes

[azieL1011]

hahahahaha

[XXMRSBIEBRXX]

FUNNY!!

[ameno21]

117 got shot in the ass

[Synyk2010]

I feel like an idiot. I never realized Guitar Guy was Papa Gates!

[loveshiphop10]

AHAHAHAHAHHAA ooooh be quiet.xXD

[loveshiphop10]

SILENCE night ;aa aaaaah greatt

[judy991]

guitar guy has a awesome guitar son :D

[samendababy1997]

you racist basterd is that the kind of music u think i like

[crazyman1911]

yes,it's not funny.

[BEASTLYBOY007]

Funniest show I've ever seen!!!!!!!

[lipwen94]

To 117 people,

"SILENCE!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" XD

[lolme411]

i wonder if bin laden will be taking over for achmed....

[constipatedbunny096]

good to know

[69aminor]

117 people have gotten there balls blown off!

[baneshield]

SILENCE ! night.

[psychogamer16]

i didn't know he had balls :o

[boredname132]

you racsist basted god he is funny :)

[jazzisawsome34]

you racsist bastered

[CARDIACKILLER99]

i kill uuuuu

[weirdmonkey3]

funniest thing EVER :D

[cflf329]

my nuts pefer to stay on

[ratman2001]

thats funy

[Conniecon456]

his balls keep falling off

[Conniecon456]

i love this that funny funny funny ha ha ha ha ha hah

[New6Fools]

your username is awkward...

[kenwardgate]

@blake8194  they should've listened to SILENCE! Night first.

[noobkiller45966]

0:13 hahahahaha lmaaooo bin laden is coming to town......oh holy craaapp

[theawesomedude369]

thanx 2 uncle sam my nuts keep falling off...my bombing days are done, i need to find some work, perhaps it would be much safer as a conveinent store night clerk....OOHHH jingle bombs jingle bombs, i think i got screwed dont laugh at me because im dead or i kill Youuuuuuuuuu

[theawesomedude369]

Dashing through the sand, with a bomb straped to my back, i have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq, I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B, thats when i got shot in the a** by the U.S military....(its not funny)....OOHHH jingle bombs jingle bombs, mine blew up you see, where are all the virgins Bin Ladden promised me....OOHHH jingle bombs jingle bombs, your soldiers shot me dead the only thing i have left is the towel upon my head...I used to be a man, but every tiime i call

[TheLuis913]

back stage he was doin drugs i know he was lmao

[jrisawsome6]

lmfao

[kroni001]

why do i watch it in june??? ;D

[jsbm151]

115 people got kicked by achmeds ass in guitar hero and halo

[invaderfan42]

:D SILENCE night. :D

[pyro19903]

Awsome and funny great

Video

[GracelynSilverBlade]

OMG!!!!! i love Achmed he is so funny

ps. I KEEEL YOU!!

[mohallab1000]

it is not funny to heart Muslims feeling

[MegaSpike121]

fUNNY AS HELL I DO THAT sHIT TO MY BROS

P.S. KNOCK KNOCK(WHOS THER) ME I KEEL U

[otis22221]

oh holy crap i think i blew my foot off right after guitar guy shared his drugs with me

[joshuabrooks21]

"Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, I've got a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq, I got through Checkpoint A, but not through Checkpoint B, That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. Military...." This is probably the funniest Christmas song I've ever heard! Even better than "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer."

[chauck12345]

Id go caroling eith him hes cool

[dpsautiger98]

jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me? love achmed

[InvalidBullet]

if all terrorists were like Achmed, It wouldn't be so bad I guess...

[DeathNoteGeek]

"You racist bastard!"

That cracks me up everytime,I love Achmed!

[nuthing4life]

and den my favorite...silence.....night!! loooool!!

[byakuyalover1]

Ok.... I couldnt kick his ass on Guitar Hero... Fuck Halo... BUT HE IS FUCKIN SCREWED ON CALL OF DUTY FOOL!

[aaron98a]

112 people got bombed by Acmed because they didn't come caroling with him.

[Wolfkid122]

lol that was so so funny

[sari1stephi5ninjasis]

holy crap



[legoboy494]

oh holy crap

[TheAkib123]

im brown n i laf lik crazy to dis!!!!!!!!!

[lolcxD]

svp quel qu'un peu me donner les paroles. Can some on give me the lyrics pleas!!!

Thanks

[sonicscool113]

Heh u know that xbox game guitar hero? I kick your ass. (guy plays guitar)...... Ok maby on halo XD

[greenarrow52]

@sonicscool113 i could kick his ass on wii

[sonicscool113]

@greenarrow52 lol

[askiny321]

achmed is so cute when he summons the guitar guy

Guitar guy guitar guy will you come up here plees

[musicmonster2k8]

christmas number 1 rite their 

[Wastelander1972]

You racist bastard! That sounded cool!

[Codrocking]

I think Achmed will be sad to learn Bin Laden will not be coming to town. :O

[mikiqex]

@Codrocking He already met dead Osama as it was one of Dunham's previous stage figures :)

[012finalfantasy]

@Codrocking its ok cause he didnt give achmed the virgins he promised

[brandonraymond1]

@Codrocking he is super funny

[TheMRPRONGS]

lets show where his bin laden is now.....

[4YouGame]

Binladen wont come to town anymore achmed im sorry

[benry200]

@4YouGame WHAT? SILINCE! I KEEL YOU!

[erikastar9]

this comedy never gets old

[myvideos425]

very funny!

[reesalas]

ide like to sing this song to my teacher. =)

[fuedue]

@reesalas i have sung this song infront of my princible he laughed so hard he put me on the intercom

[meldrum69r]

@fuedue sure you did. Then you woke up and had your cornflakes.

[karlyha1211]

Bin ladens dead :L Good luck with your Virgins.