Battle Report: Blood Angels vs Cantor Generic marines

[FenderStratster]

how bigs the bored

[Link12ize]

I admire your paitence with people. If I woz you I would have lost my nerve with Burt. grouchy old fart. Keep up the good work and great videos.

[warpcrafter]

Don't waste time in a video battle report with pointless background scenes of the mall, of Burt not paying attention to the game, or rules arguments. Damn.

[jawaballs]

@warpcrafter I have to disagree with you. Many people enjoy the background. They like to see areas away from their own and they want to experience personalities and discussions.

[uberhunt]

lol...upstart marine chapter.

go blood angels!

[theitalianscotdan]

do you ever lose lol and the PC game Dawn of war needs to add a few of the other chapters

[MrDouchebag369]

bert is a knob

[sulfonicdude01]

Dont blood angels suther from the redthirst :)

[Coolwhitey]

I've been reading the books and playing the PC games for years... but I just can't get a grasp on the tabletop stuff. Looks so god damn complicated, but fun all the same

[ben12345432]

i don't understand why everyone's hating on burt, he was awesome

it's better to play someone with attitude than one one of the many stone faced robots you often meet on the table

[annoyingryan1220419]

I love Burt,

[haloister123]

give your dreads blood talons

[sammmfrg]

we love burt!

[Beeeaaand]

lol this guy was a bit cocky

[obidrew]

I don't see Burt in any of the later Battle For Salvation videos (yours, Fritz and Black Matt). Did he move to a less stressful hobby?

Heh. You're a positive guy, Jawa- to your credit.

[jawaballs]

@obidrew Oh hes around, we just dont put him on cam much, for obvious reasons.

[scrimy777]

u cant reserve erythink ur a cheater

[jawaballs]

@scrimy777 learn the rules before dropping accusations

[gottahurttolearn]

@jawaballs and to spell

[NinJistic117]

@scrimy777 dumbasss!

[ZatoichiBlindSword]

ahahhah what a dumbass he puts all those powerweapons in dreadnoght reach

[ZatoichiBlindSword]

yeah no kidding he's got an attitude "Check your book!"

[Krvaak]

what a dick, lol he loves being a know it all

[Zekido]

God that guy is an asshole.

[chaoskid85]

dam i hate playing people like that. and besides everyone knows you role poorly when your in a negative mood

[AnimationStickmation]

could anyone tell me where a game workshop is in kansas.. or anywhere they sell warhemmer 40 k

[MortisLegio]

go to gamesworkshop. com and you can find the closest store to you hope this helps

[Thelionsshade]

baaah azreal would kick dantae's ass and the death wing would clense the field of blood angel filth

[davidmumma66]

dude as a deathwing player myself the deathwing list is flawed at best to exspensive not enough men and to many plasma guns against them

[Cuddy3Da3Cwl]

Wtf dante would own azreal now, with that modifier from his death mask azreal would have no chance

[dndman997]

i just looked at my friends cmarine codex, and teleport homers dont hav any effect on drop pods

[dndman997]

it didnt seem like he rolled scatter for the drop pods, im not a marine play but arent u sposed to roll scatter regardless

[jawaballs]

Homing beacons? dont remember

[dndman997]

i just asked my space marine friend and he said that homing beacon allows to reroll the scatter dice and the drop pod cannot mishap, btw love ur vids, i learn alot from them (tho im an ork player)

[jawaballs]

They allow you to place your model any where within 6" of the homer without rolling scatter. hes wrong.

[dndman997]

but did ur opponent take homers

[jawaballs]

already said dont remember

[dndman997]

o, im not sure how drop pods work, i might hav a look at my friends codex later to see. i was just curious on that one, ya great paint schemes, vids, and army overall

[Khorneberzerker1000]

@dndman997 if the pod scatters of the board its a mishap... and homers only work for terminators and goi.

[taitc123]

man that guy u versed is a dick

[foostufoo]

That guys seems a bit of a bad sport

[FarbrorKudde]

I love that black rhino with the freehand angel. Beautiful.

[steelgear]

Poor Burt........we all have bad days with dice ^_^

[Waaaarrrgh]

lol watch ur language my moms sleeping and i got the volume on high cuz i wanto hear the waaaarrrgh

[steelgear]

eh?

[PaynekillerJim]

so noisey

[grisarnas]

Do you live in the UK or the Us? Cause if you live in the us why did you go to baltimore games day? (my mom says baltimore are in the uk)

[heller205]

FAIL!!!!

[dejavu1328]

baltimore is in the usa dude lol

[grisarnas]

Lol! then my mom is way wrong!

[Chickenwing1313]

There are a lot of places in the US that are named after places in England...

[Waaaarrrgh]

lol he lives in new york city dude

[123123Bear]

i love your vids so far i dont like your armies but your blood angles are needo (cuz i play world eaters) ... ehm what i wanna say i have big sympathie with burt !

[dercreep]

Angry old man is angry!

[coolestdustoff]

Are you playing outside of the store jawa?

[jawaballs]

Outside of Comic Book Heaven in White Plains Mall

[fournier1411]

WOW that guy was soooo mad, it was so funny

[shawty390]

i think this guy fits my pesinalaty and it was kinda funny i like makeing fun of people till they get mad

[BloodRavenCHAM]

that guy is crazy and hilarious.

[Altier215]

the other guys drop pod tactics were shitty if u ask me. he shulda done death wind launchers and put them all over the table

[Bledoston]

Lol at:

"I sense much anger in you."

*Star Wars ring tone*

Perfect timing lol.

[jawaballs]

I love this video... one of my favorites! Fritz and I have a psychic connection... (that was him on the phone) Too funny.

[fang107107]

bert is creppy as hell

[Occoris]

lol you said yoda line then you phone rang to the theme of star wars. thats awsome

[toastbrot21016]

nice ringtone at 9:16

[aapjeBOB0]

i hope i never have to play against a bert:S:P

awesome batrep as always!

[weeeryann]

wow i love your battle reports and painting lesson vids there awsome you have inspired me ! thanks man keep up the good work also i have been saving up some money and iam going to start a new army and blood angels are on the list :P

[shiteohead]

bet is mental

[shankork]

bert seemed pissed

[blarkphil]

Burt seems... strange.. hahaha

lol

it takes all kinds

[300spartanmoms]

Honor Guard are fine if you take like 4 but 8 is super expensive and you'd be surprised how quickly small armss fire cuts them down to size. Also, the big negative of honor guard is no invulnerable save.

[cherryman547]

Blood Angels all the way!

For the Emperor! And Sanguinius!

[rossco14hi]

you should get some drop pods then your Blood Angels will truely be the angels of death!!!!!!

[phirdude101]

ouch your blood angels are merselis

an army built by the gods themselves

[jawaballs]

Oh man! Too kind.

[Number1GamerAsh]

arr the force is weak with bert lol

[Isthisthelongestname]

poor bert haha!

[Sorrowsky]

I've been watching Jawaballs fights, i have to admit, your list is built by the gods, you make going second amazing by placing everything in reserves. Brilliant Tactic against all Deep Strike opponents

[JJ777MyErS]

plz plz can u make a painting tutorial on how to paint storm lords, it would be much appreciated :) great battle btw

[DCrimsonFist]

also i believe Burt should have dropped his SternGueard and honour guard later so he could pick his targets insted of letting Jawaballs pic and choose

[DCrimsonFist]

drop pod armys can work but its better to have second turn so you can react to your oppents deployment. I think Jawaballs knew the list and deployed in reserve just to mess up the drop and set the game to his Pace P.S. Crimson Fist and all clone chapters are unlucky i know ;P

[SonOfAbaddon]

1 strong tip for "Bert":

ANGER MANAGEMENT! XD

[Therealmadmax88]

old men, geeze.

[Tatchell1]

Your opponent seems pretty aggresive on the battlefield and off.

[xxxvulturexxx]

lol they all can't have power weapons... lmao. he assumed they all get them. ( still watching video ) but thought that was funny.

[Mezzerik]

uhhh honourguard can. You can even give them all relic blades.

[TomRaphaelWolf]

They automatically get the power weapons, it's their standard wep, along with a bolter. Read the codex.

[jawasshadow]

omfg i see much anger in you then the theme song omfg that to funny i was lmao for 5 min nice

[aquila0018]

hahaha that was hilarious..btw jawaballs nice yoda voice and goes with the sw music

[checker2111]

lol i think thats the first time ive seen Dante die. :P

[dinocha0s]

lol u humiliated ur opponent,u nvr lose n make me love blood angels even more XD

[jawaballs]

I do lose! I posted two losses in a row before this. But I do win or draw most of my games.. :) You guys should go to BoLS and tell those guys who posted the article placing BA among the lowest tiered armies to take a look at my stuff.

[Pepperoni]

My god, your opponent was a real asshole.

I would never want to play him.

[cjpendleton1993]

he seemed alright to me

[Pepperoni]

I hope you're kidding

[nilewow]

agreed

[redmonkey711]

Jawaballs I am disapointed that you cussed like 3 times. shit

[somebody1atxboxlive]

I think Ernie is funnier, and is a better space marine player

[kieran11235]

lol, love Bert's nerd rage! priceless.

[Occoris]

Is there anywere you can just get hounor guards?

[TomRaphaelWolf]

The already made honour guard squads? They come w/ Marneus Calgar. You can also make your own, which comes out cheaper.

[Mustang1204]

Btw jawaballs, i really like the mechanized idea of your army.

Seems successful, i think for 35 points you can't go wrong with a rhino.

I'll rewrite my armylist usin a rhino for every squad just to make it mobile...oh yes....

[jawaballs]

Smart, especially for 5th edition. Check my blog for more on those tactics. Sadly, my Rhinos cost 40 points... :(

[Mustang1204]

Yeah I allready checked your blog and its very helpfulm thanks ;-)

[ndeppftw]

it seems he was getting angry at you about the honorgaurd....

[jawaballs]

well, he did realize that I was about to eat the HG for breakfast with a dread. Once he saw me charge that HG with something they could not kill... he knew they were lost. It would have angered me!

[BlackTemplarFilms]

Oh, and when using a lascannon or a multimelta on a unit, getting a 6 to hit, a 6 to penetrate, and then rolling a 1 twice, two turns in a row on the same unit!

[BlackTemplarFilms]

Reserving everything is good in some points. Especially in a battle between Black Templars vs. Dark Eldar.

[Auxelli0n]

That was awesome man!

[LoverzCry]

It's ok bert T_T that's how 60% of my rolls are... all 3-....

[Itgiger]

wow at 7:40 i got a true realization of what "mechanized" means :)

[jawaballs]

I love that you point that out!

[ddefor33]

every factory i've ever worked at has had a guy just like that, funny as hell

[Mustang1204]

I

NEED

HONOUR

GUARD

Holy crap those guys are awesome.

[TomRaphaelWolf]

Eh, a points-sink, but I guess people get attracted to them either ways...

[Mustang1204]

I love sinks.

No really, i think in an apocalypse sized battle that would make too much. Wouldn't use them under 2000 Points though ;-)

[apaqazxsw]

I feel a little pitty for the man, but he shouldn´t lose temper that way, its just a game!

Btw, cool battle.

[Chef40k]

MMMMM 100% Beefy sign.

[space197]

lol tlk about a sour looser, "i only killed 1 THING!!!!! ^_^ " oh blood angels win!!!!. mmmmmmm u have much anger in u.

[gunnerpig]

Jawaballs , don't you have any terminators? i've never seen any of themin ur army

[jawaballs]

Nope, hate em, especially since BA terms cant use the same shields as Generic ones. Go to my blog, I posted a huge article about them. warhammer40kbloodangelsDOTblog­spotDOTcom

[kazamato1]

where exactly do you live in america??????? are those Drop Pods GW's one?

[jawaballs]

I live in CT. Those were scratch built ones.

[jawasshadow]

lol freaking out from bad rolls

i loved it i see much anger in you!

[WayOfSaimHann]

LOL Yoda quote then I call and your phone plays the star wars music...I felt a disturbance in the force at Burt's loss and had to call...

All kidding aside only a minor meltdown for Burt...

[jawaballs]

I didnt notice I did yoda right before you called. :) What a coincidence! It was almost on cue! That victory for me was like the Death Star blasting a planet... thousands of screaming voices... then silence. All those veteran space marines lost... the Sons of Dawn will take centuries to rebuild!

[WayOfSaimHann]

Jawaballs pimping rogue market...

Sons of Dawn....P0WNDED!

Jawaballs is becoming legend around the NY 40K Gaming Scene....

[jawaballs]

hell yah, check out Rogue-marketDOTcom its a great site to get every thing you need!

[crimsonclone]

lol he was so mad at you

[jawaballs]

He wasnt really mad, well, it wasnt personal. He just gets really excited. Once you dig through Burts surly outer shell, he is a good guy.

[Chidaddy]

Where do you find your stats or rulings for blood angels? *noticed you said you don't have a marine codex*

[jawaballs]

On the GW website they have a downloadable codex. Look for it under Gaming Articles or Downloads. Blood Angels are so different from generic marines that I dont even refer to them as Space Marines at all.

[MasterBragdon]

That was great, hope you get ot play bert again.

[blazingyeeha]

lolz bert is angry im surprised he didnt turn green

[strikingscorpions1]

Bert seems like a nice guy

i'm still only on 3:34 so donno

[Ewalin1337]

Hounor guards aint worth the pts

Go for meele Term's instead.

[nerdpoo1]

what an angry old man !

[SteVieBizzLe101]

the dice gods only obey positive thinkers!!

[PaperCreaseStudios]

kantor is spelled with a "k"

[jawaballs]

Generic marines can name their heroes any thing they want, how do you know he didnt spell him with a C?

[hardrockfreak1337]

Honor Guard automatically get that stuff. : ) for 35 points a model with no invuln : (

[PunkerOndzik]

lol funy guy :D

[WatchDragon]

You playing in the hallway?

[hardrockfreak1337]

I think it is in a mall. The walkway is free space that they are allowed to use.

[ShastaHawk]

A lot of malls let you play in the walkway as long as you don't obstruct passage of the shoppers. The rules at my local mall is you can have a table sticking out a maximum of 5 feet

The problem with playing in the corridors is that you have to watch out for the little rugrats who walk by and want to play with your 'toys'. Personally, I got into it a few times with irresponsible parents who couldnt keep their children in line

[dickheadsmoviemakers]

Bert scares me.

[Fyzz4life]

are you using the furiso dread or what ever its called ?

[jawaballs]

Death Company furioso dread

[Gamer0900]

Swearings for chumps...are you a chump Jawaballs? Are you? e_e

[Ultramarine1988]

I played a D-bag like this today.

[trevorinc]

Wow Bert was very passionate! lol

[TheOnlyLichKing]

poor bert :( he has my luck

[TheOnlyLichKing]

:0 jawaballz said shit twice!

[jawaballs]

haha, And I banstick people for swearing on my channel! Pardon my potty mouth.

[BEDevil65]

bert? where is ernie?

[Oyufurodai]

is black matt even black

yes i got it

[treetropred]

fun opponent lol

[LittleSnapperGuy]

honor guard are a suuuuuchhhh a pointsink lol. I'd take a 5 man squad of them at most, but an 8 man squad? Jawaballs shows perfectly how to deal with them. Bring something too big to pw. hahaha great vid

[lukejf01]

Go Blood Angels! Great vid, keep 'em coming!