4.you didn't notice I skipped 3. 5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped 8
10. You're checking again & smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
WHO LIED FOR NEW YEARS OR END OF DECAID WAS IT A BLUE CAR OR SAME MAKE AN MODEL , WHAT IS THE COUNT OF LIE USE BY THE WAY THE OLD HIT AN RUN IS GRATE NO WAS ME I HEAR IT HAPPENS WOMAN RAN THEM DOWN SO SHE SAY NICE TRENCH COTE , WOMAN WHOM CAR WAS HIT LOOKS SAME AS THE MAN ON CAP HILL , COOKED FOR NASA SHE DID
AN DOSE THE MEDICAL COOKING YET , EVER SEEN RED OCT.. AN WELL SOME KNOW MORE , NASA WAS WAY PAST TRIPED OUT , MORE AS GAS FIRE
TAKE THE FREZZ DRIED NICER PLACE NOW 20 YEARS LATTER ??????
mom always told me if you dont know what to do think what would jesus do so i tryed to turn her to a fish i stood there saying be gone satan!!!! helloo shamoo
lol my uncle had a blue prius we always made fun of him because of it! he traded it in and got a red one we said well now your only half as gay as the last one!
..... his hand is in it. he's in control of the movement and he's throwing his voice. You cant see the strings because there arent any and there is no lip synching.
That's so true about Florida weather....... lol.
SilentAscent 1 month ago 3
@1:25 how true is this statement? seeing as we are all watching it??
jacobluvr1124 1 month ago 2
ehm i can bend to your needs
maiya562 2 months ago
I Didn't notice it was 240p video until the end!
SarahPalinBrainFart 2 months ago
hes so good i sometimes i forget walter and the others are just puppets, not people!
Gundam847 2 months ago
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lol Im a young girl with the most incredible smile
nicolable13 2 months ago
"What happens in D.C., stays on Youtube!"
AnimeAmvQueen94 2 months ago
@GameGirl92 Oh look snow in March! Wee loove it heeerrre (In Chicago)
gatorgrad2012 3 months ago
Begone Satan!! Hello shamu! LOL LMFAO!
gatorgrad2012 3 months ago
10 facts about u
1. You are reading this comment
2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact
4.you didn't notice I skipped 3. 5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped 8
10. You're checking again & smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day ever
awesomeguy13000 3 months ago
Hilarious
jdwestjr 3 months ago
ha Be kind and nice with me and I will be with you
321beverlyJudson34 3 months ago
BE GONE SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello Shamu(;
PrettyGurlSwaqq01 4 months ago
i wish jeff dunham did a show with achmed and melvin together:P that would be funny as hell!!!!
tomvanbeelen 4 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham pt.1
@tomvanbeelen Melvin is a dumbf*** puppet
gatorgrad2012 3 months ago
2nd favorite comedian. Favorite ventriloquist period...
xavier8994 5 months ago
@xavier8994 my Number 1 fav is Gabriel "Fluffy" "Pikachu" Iglesias
gatorgrad2012 3 months ago
@gatorgrad2012 Same here dude xD
xavier8994 3 months ago
i'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
x38xSpecial 5 months ago
@x38xSpecial I know
gatorgrad2012 3 months ago
he reminds me of red from that 70s show
bribri29696 5 months ago
Something's wrong with this vid. Every time I click full-screen, the time part is stuck in the middle of my screen.
TheEsperanza243 5 months ago
3:33-3:40 is my favorite part!!!!
iloveweezie555 5 months ago
lol
ilovemydad1aly 5 months ago
Walter reminds me of me,after my 3 brain operations & 6 stints placed in my heart !
teedome3284 7 months ago
what happens in D.C. stays on youtube. I love being on d.c. i get screwed on my taxes every year and its fun to come visit the source. lol!
Tahntahn100 7 months ago 5
this is some bull sjit idk why the fuckin guy did tht lol
killerman411997 9 months ago
What kind of boring dried up people doesn't like Jeff and Walter???
Dying everytime I watch, laughing my ass of xD
Nonnan88 9 months ago 2
really funny hahahaha......
MrK33D4Y 10 months ago
wat happens in D.C. stays on youtube.
666blacklove 10 months ago 6
BEGONE SATAAAAAAAAN HELLLLLLLO SHAMUUUUUUUU!
camgordian 11 months ago 4
I took a shower on monday still wasnt dry by friday *laughs* i think there was moss growing on my ass lmfao :D
immabehisgirl 11 months ago 2
Jeff: What did you do for fun today?
Walter: Oh, yea. I stood in front of the IRS building and just FLIPPED THEM OFF!!!!!
FUNNY AS HELL!
Acrodents 11 months ago 6
At lest shamo only has 1 blow hole
robwac11 1 year ago 2
"Well my mother always told me when your in a jam and dont know what to do, you should think, what would jesus do."
"Ah." *nods head*
"So i tried to turn her into a fish."
*Looks at him, then looks away.*
"I stood there saying be gone satan! Hello Shamu!!!! xD
BreannaJoyMiller 1 year ago 18
Thumbs up if you think Jeff Dunham is talented as heck!
slim2kev 1 year ago 51
Oprahs a man?????
Bassbro1235 1 year ago
73 people tried to hav sex with walters wife
they tried she failed
powertheteam 1 year ago 2
what happenes in D.C. sayes on youtube lol XDDDD
robert123456890 1 year ago 6
Jeff: was you're wife angry
Walter: oh! I felt a disterbence in the FORCE
hilarious
TheBLACKDRAGONIZ 1 year ago
Thats where the most powerful man in the free world lives..."Oprah?"
MaxDamageProductions 1 year ago
screw you dislikers this was funny!
tseegi5 1 year ago
i think my house is haunted - why do you think that - my wife is there hahahahah lmfao
MsKurlyfries 1 year ago 3
WHO LIED FOR NEW YEARS OR END OF DECAID WAS IT A BLUE CAR OR SAME MAKE AN MODEL , WHAT IS THE COUNT OF LIE USE BY THE WAY THE OLD HIT AN RUN IS GRATE NO WAS ME I HEAR IT HAPPENS WOMAN RAN THEM DOWN SO SHE SAY NICE TRENCH COTE , WOMAN WHOM CAR WAS HIT LOOKS SAME AS THE MAN ON CAP HILL , COOKED FOR NASA SHE DID
AN DOSE THE MEDICAL COOKING YET , EVER SEEN RED OCT.. AN WELL SOME KNOW MORE , NASA WAS WAY PAST TRIPED OUT , MORE AS GAS FIRE
TAKE THE FREZZ DRIED NICER PLACE NOW 20 YEARS LATTER ??????
SOWHATIMADEIT 1 year ago
this shit is funny as hell
mrgoinhard1 1 year ago
this sho=it is super funny
mrgoinhard1 1 year ago
mom always told me if you dont know what to do think what would jesus do so i tryed to turn her to a fish i stood there saying be gone satan!!!! helloo shamoo
a screw u that was funny!!!
ericgoding 1 year ago
Whats In D.C Stays on Youtube......Yes yes it does :P
HeatherFromTDWT 1 year ago 2
oh GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!
TheGoalieguy72 1 year ago
False advertisement. This is not the blue frickin Prius segment.
miessnerchild3 1 year ago
@miessnerchild3 so it was still hella funny and its a part of a whole show based on a blue prius
GabeRutter 1 year ago
Humid As HELL And Hot As HELL.....
WilliamsFan221 1 year ago
73 people have more than 1 blowhole.
Konformation07 1 year ago
Begone Satan! Hello Shamu.
CanvasKirby 1 year ago 2
lol go figure we are watching this on youtube
Jade65786 1 year ago
looks like 73 people missed the like button
thegreathunter1 1 year ago 5
"Did you go to the hite house?
-oh yeah.
-Thats where the most powerfull man in the world lives...
-Oprah?" xD
mousssan 1 year ago 6
blue prius
crazyish1000 1 year ago
"What happens in D.C stays on youtube."
LOL look he was right! ^_^
sandninjafan 1 year ago 3
what happens in dc stays on youtube
mistermattman007 1 year ago
i think it make u look homeless
mistermattman007 1 year ago
I think he looks better without shaving
LoveKittens99 1 year ago
My dad is soooooo Walter!
SueBurg22 1 year ago
"Did you just hang up on me?" "I don't know did it sound something like this" *Click*
Be gone satin!! Hello shamoo
guylover129 1 year ago 5
@guylover129 at least shamoo has only one blowhole
Coasterrider210 1 year ago
71 people suck shit
yadvir222 1 year ago
be gone satttaaan hellooo shamuu
stephanieis12345 1 year ago 5
1:50 lmao
3ddANDthFOREVER0014 1 year ago
nag nag nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch
carverthekillerclown 1 year ago
what happens in D.C, stays on YouTube
cueball534 1 year ago 4
i just stood in front of the irs just flipped them off
DARKXION4 1 year ago 3
71and counting people miss like button
spartanhentai 1 year ago
ok jeff needs to shave in this one but he is a great ventriloquist
kristybaby141 1 year ago
"thats where the most powerful man in the free world lives"... "Oprah?"
jackdaapp125 1 year ago
lol my uncle had a blue prius we always made fun of him because of it! he traded it in and got a red one we said well now your only half as gay as the last one!
gunny556fly 1 year ago
What happens in DC stays on youtube :p
dkls08 1 year ago 4
SCREW YOU THAT WAS FUNNY!
aerali 1 year ago
thats where the most powerful man live oprah?
aerali 1 year ago
ohhh GET A LIFE!
aerali 1 year ago
" oo, look, a little cloud... and 3 minutes later.. chhhhhhhhhhhchhhhhh... Holly Crap!! we love in here!!! "
Panickute 1 year ago 2
Oprah?
Uppelaar 1 year ago
who was havin sex in the beginning?
midgetman11215 1 year ago
lol i live in ft layderdale and im a girl lol i love going to the beaches there during spring break lol
ilywafp 1 year ago
walter is funny man. old but still funny hahas. a lot of funny yet good things to hear hahas
luvztc5 1 year ago
was the director drunk? what the hell!?!
cldambrowski1 1 year ago
jeff dunham; did that make her mad
walter; oh ya i felt a disterbience threw the force
lizzy9111 1 year ago
i think my house is aunted what do you mena my wife is there
2789100 1 year ago
i love jeff dunham so funny
MrMrsark 1 year ago 3
Told me what would jesus do? so i tried turning her into a fish!! begone satan!! hello shamu!!! hahahahahah
GeorgeLopezFann 1 year ago
I don't know did it sound like this? Click
Swaggaboo92 1 year ago 5
Dang right it stays on youtube haha
iPodIsMyGame 1 year ago 5
its funny how he laughs at his puppets
elijahisthebest1ever 1 year ago
i can see cartman.....i can see kenny....ooop he just got killed!
oEzPz 1 year ago 4
walter is the best
togleres 1 year ago 4
i love him he is sooo hot
mrsjeffdunham 1 year ago
Love the show. Very funny
hypetrell 1 year ago
HA HA lol
wowmon45 1 year ago
you guy s are soooooooooooo funny
azrax08 1 year ago
lol " What happens in DC stays on Youtube " xDD
sasukesakuralove5 1 year ago 3
jeff dunham looks hot in this! he is so awesome! sucks now because he has to have his prius checked out :p
Good luck Jeff!
larissahamilton 2 years ago 4
Is it strange I find Jeff attractive?
Hes so talented, aha.
SinexVictrola 2 years ago 50
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I met my new girlfriend at tiny[.]cc/fisting17 she sucks hehe
CyzypuNuxowoki 2 years ago
I stood in front od the IRS building and just flipped em off.....lol
gigglegirls86 2 years ago 6
i get screwed on my taxes every year so its fun to come and visit the source...lol...funny stuff
Wisdom187 2 years ago 4
scheiße ist das thats sh it
mart50cent 2 years ago
"did you hang up on me?"
"i dont know, did it sound like this? click!"
(i did that to my friend the other day :))
"BE GONE SATAN!! Hellooo, Shamu..."
buckeyebabe14 2 years ago 7
u forgot the well at least shamu only has 1 blow hole that was fucking funny as hell i died laughing
Thegreatjoker13 1 year ago
7:12 to 7:32 is my favorite part, lmfaoooooo!!!
Vtino187 2 years ago 3
"I see Kenny! Ohh He died."
Bus7777 2 years ago 7
such a dour and ironic guy :))
chankom 2 years ago 5
BE GONE, SATAN! LMAO!
cgprulz 2 years ago 6
@cgprulz funny
azrax08 1 year ago
hahah you forget it's Jeff talking.. that's talent!! lol
tigreslokos 2 years ago 8
girls gone saggy then girls gone senile then just girls gone.
jbauer2001 2 years ago 109
hahaha
musicman122010 2 years ago 2
@jbauer2001 hhahahah lol thats funny
supersam2009 5 months ago
JEFF: thats where the strongest MAN lives
WALTER:OPHRA
wardog8461 2 years ago 3
walter is just like me lol
inuboy10 2 years ago 3
the best part is when walter sees the Comedy Central xD,
Walter: Wait dont go away , i can see Comedy Central.
There's Cartman ,
There's Kenny... oh he got killed :DxD
dxz2345 2 years ago 4
Walter: i don't want to go home
Jeff: Why?
Walter: I think my house is haunted.
Jeff: Why do you think that?
Walter: My wife is there. When I walk in the front door all i hear is 'get out!'
SaveMotherEarth16 2 years ago 5
Jeff:Did you go to the White House?
Walter:Yeah
Jeff:That's where that most powerful man in the free world lives
Walter:Opera?
ROFL
ilovecampcar22 2 years ago 2
no its Oprah
StuFagnetti 2 years ago
isnt it Oprah?
ThorAxeTheThunder 2 years ago
lol, shamoo had 1 blow hole
Schnoogle1021 2 years ago
i love the part im GAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
morbidchild28 2 years ago 6
BE GONE SATAN!
ViCT0RiASECRET 2 years ago 2
At first its Girls gone saggy
Then its Girls gone senile
And then its just,
Girls Gone!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarajojoXD 2 years ago 4
i see cartman,.... i see kenny.....oh he just got killed that made me LMAO
TheRockant 2 years ago 2
"what happens in DC stays on youtube"
he doesnt know how true that is XD
drackula96 2 years ago 7
Begone Satan!!! Hello Shamu lol
Hammerman24 2 years ago 5
Haha he makes me laugh everytime XD x ..
LCUCollosalBankia 2 years ago 5
funny ahahaahahahahahahahanha
cool man pppppppppppppppppp man funny funny funny funny funny funny funny
cool man funny
damienj1 2 years ago 3
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he makes walter sound exactly like peanut. lol.
bmxrcodol04 2 years ago
4:30 Thats what she said!!!!
XDJMAX 2 years ago 6
look its the cia
MegaGhost1000 2 years ago
xD "DUMBASSES!!!"
223pepsi 2 years ago 52
@223pepsi i say leave it to the cubans and get the hell out haha
GeorgeLopezFann 1 year ago 4
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JEFF IS SEXY!!!!!
Germaine52 2 years ago
he has his hand shoved up there ass
MrKillyouto 2 years ago
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wow, you cant even see the string on those puppets, its like they're alive or something, and how did thry get teh lip snyching like that i wonder?
Daungli 2 years ago
..... his hand is in it. he's in control of the movement and he's throwing his voice. You cant see the strings because there arent any and there is no lip synching.
rschuman50 2 years ago
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your stupid as shit
vibe985 2 years ago
dude your a dumbass!
Farix77 2 years ago
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he shoves his hand up there ass with the help of some lotion!!! =X XD
9nxt 2 years ago
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fail he makes his face and shit move behind his back
PuNiShxXUnFiTxX 2 years ago
no shit
silverdragon572 2 years ago
Good job Einstein, you figured out how he does his job.
SergeantFrogs 2 years ago 4
i love jeff he is like red forman in that 70s show
Koolygirlhottie 2 years ago 3
i thought the same thing :D
dxz2345 2 years ago
krazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
wadony1 2 years ago
"i dont know did it sound something like this" lol!
mkorsak1971 2 years ago
Walter sounds like an old fart version of Peanut.
sorazgirl13 2 years ago 6
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Its almost like the same guy does the voices.
koradek 2 years ago
are you retarded?
billybobjoe323232 2 years ago
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No you dumb cunt, It was a sarcastic remark towards sorazgirl13's comment of "Walter sound like an old fart version of Peanut."
koradek 2 years ago
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oh sorry...mine wasn'e supposed to be insulting...i am sorry!
billybobjoe323232 2 years ago
it is
letthebodiesfall 2 years ago
OMG HE DOES!!
sportsnut2020 2 years ago
leave it to the cubans and get the hell out xd
Tommolitor 2 years ago 4
ya right you lying bich you did not meet Jeff dunhan and you didnt piss him off.you fucking son a bitch
killer9004 2 years ago
really????
residentpieface 2 years ago
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i once met jeff dunham, i pissed him off so much he threw achmed at me
Ultimostheconquerer 2 years ago
Really Pm Me!!!!!!!
tell me all about it~!
MrJackDavies 2 years ago
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I've tried to like this guy but after watching Mitch Hedberg and Louis CK, this guy just isn't that funny...
PopulationOverride 2 years ago
Bleedy amazing link "Holy crap" lol.
MrDannyDoorman 2 years ago
oprahs a punk ass bitch
egjdfg 2 years ago
coast guard storng
oceankid145 2 years ago
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oprah roxs u faggot
skateboardchick9 2 years ago
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oprah is a nigger tht has no life
moose1234554321 2 years ago
ok we get it dude u dont like oprah -.-
therunescapenoob123 2 years ago 2
"did you go to the white house"
"oh yea"
"thats where the most powerful man in the free world lives"
"oprah"
LMAO i hate oprah
LRHSandNMS 2 years ago 2
"What happens in DC stays on Youtube!"
HE WAS RIGHT!!!
mgbfan81 2 years ago 5
I was gonna make this same comment. What happens in DC stays on YouTube. That is correct.
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oceandept1553 2 years ago
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dont insult oprah! (^_^)
jumpdogg519 2 years ago
oprah is a bitch
moose1234554321 2 years ago
Hey look its comedy central. I can see cartman, I can see Kenny, oh look now you're dead LMFAO Jeff Dunham rocks!!!
phoenixfire47 2 years ago 4
i have a black prius
itherobot 2 years ago
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FAGG LOL JUST KIDDING
jahlyfe 2 years ago