How Much Money is LOVE Worth?

[ZNORXtj]

i was looking at the person in the mirror

[Drbarrelroll369]

damn...

[N3RDocity]

Learned more today from this video than the full week of school!

[yoltic9]

Dude?.. I?.. My brain hurts..

[gferdyg]

KONY 2012

[jubjub620]

I'm too shy to look into my crush's eye :'(

[TheRockandroll420]

Priceless

[BlackManSlim562]

i looked into this girls eyes today. she called me a weirdo

[gogoyojimbo]

I love this video- my reasons are two fold. 1st i just learned a new thing. 2nd i got lost in your soft eyes. Bravo!

[elguydesoledad]

Uhh.. Money Over Bitches??

[trollmomful]

men fall in love with a women before she falls in love with him, so she has time to friend zone him, makes sense now

[channesw]

"a [...] drug. [...] and the consequences are living longer."

justlikeweed.

[Nick4563880]

He doesn't blink enough, pay close attention to his eyes when he gets really into a topic, it's kinda weird

[MoonS1337]

His eyebrows move alot. XD

[DarkFireX53]

I can picture many people going to their lover and just grabing them by the chin and forhead and just making direct eye contact 1 inch apart from each other

[electra54321]

i was thinking of my crush the hole time ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[429jer]

@electra54321 me too

[electra54321]

@429jer yes ts realy macks sence :)

[electra54321]

id miss class just to get a bagle ! i dont like school :P but i love bagles! <3

[SuperMarioLuver623]

1:49 DAYYYYYUUMMMMM! XD

[dumassproductions8]

thats interesting

[Eksohcorg]

Have sex with lots of woman expands your life by 9 years. So id rather do that.

[joshuaqgaeta]

Yup its a song by the Beatles

[schnizle101]

No such thing as love. Sorry people, but it's the truth. Just hormones. It's your natural desire to make babies. We just associate this with a made up feeling called 'love'.

[OsaraTheRiddlemaster]

@schnizle101 Agreed. People mistake infatuation and companionship with love. But I wonder, if love did exist, what would it truly be worth?

[SnakebitLegend]

@OsaraTheRiddlemaster infatuation and companionship = love

[joshuaqgaeta]

I don't care too much for money.

Money can't buy me love.

[WritinTragites]

@joshuaqgaeta that is true money cant buy me love i think thats a song

[13098519]

Money may not buy you love; But without it, bitches sure as hell won't give you any loving...

[BulletInABottle]

"....by looking into someone's eyes."

Me: *Looks into michael's eyes*

"...looking in the eyes of someone that you love"

Me: *Looks away"

[AugustinusSextus]

I'm scared

[mountaindrewbc]

the first time my gf said "i love you" to me, i went soft inside of her. = /

Forever Alone.

[OntDinRS]

I can buy love. Place in town called "Anne Marie's"

There you can buy love for 10 minutes - 2 hours long.

[KoopaCastleKing]

Whatever the Earth can hold like I always say =)

[jetdotnet]

forever, and I mean  forever, alone

[chaster1145]

5 dollars for love on da street

[LoseGrenadePin]

4:29 I found pills... And I ate them

[Kristina02202]

Oh my gosh!! Every time I look into his eyes I feel addicted to it!o.o

[reyesryanmjaube]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooo interesting!

[HabibiGone]

I wanna fall in love :(

[CharlesOlson711]

I don't care too much for money, cause money can't buy me love.

[neinnein123]

Kobe bryant's wife must be really happy then!

[AxlRosie91]

Absolutely fascinating!

[lv82Alakazam]

I always knew you couldn't feel with your heart! Love doesn't exist! Ha!!!:)

[BananasLoveMeXD]

:D of course you cant buy love! But buying things and giving them to people can make them love you!!!

[52779able]

143 people are forever alone.

[jechet10]

5:00 *starts looking into Micheal's eyes*

[B0MBSH3111]

man i bet the Beatles feel like shit now.

[streamingmadly]

Money can't buy happiness but unhappiness doesn't come cheap.

[qinahalf]

Duly noted

[Kody12Smith]

I hate when the question is never answered :(

[GalaxySkywood]

This is not science! The graph at 2:56 is just random information with a line through it to look professional. Things like love, sadness, and nerd angst are not measurable. Feelings of love are a reaction, not a reliance. Everyone feels those things differently. This guy might make react with what I personally would call frustration, but to someone else this would be uncontrolled anger or pointlessness.

[Theminichihuahua]

I love your vids

[teamstar4]

Inside out shirt, wtf

[ZEROOOOOOX]

those extra years can easily be undone by marriage ...

Forever alone ....

[Roosterswe]

Will looking into the eyes of someone on the internet work? Forever alone :(

[emikochan13]

@Roosterswe i think pictures count :D hopefully :<

[ZedElite]

why is this vid 1080p and all the others 720p? :\

[9493760]

I KNOW , I'VE GOT A LOT ADDICTS OUT THERE . DO YOUR STATS MEASURE THE PAIN FROM LOVE ? BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE THAT ONE ALOT .

GIANFRANCO FRONZI. FEBRUARY / 6 /12

[yojomo9]

ur a smartie



[flyingbowser2]

I wish I wasn't too tired to actually understand the 5 vsauce videos I just watched..

[lv82Alakazam]

Oops, Michael I think I accidentally fell in love with you? I stared at your eyes to long...

[JOMAMMA1001]

hey, his shirt really is inside out

[ZPMan10197]

Buying love is called prostitution... duh

[NaturalDiamond100]

you should so be my science teacher! i understand you, and learned soo much from you! thanx, you should consider being a teacher (^_^)

[sonygirl10]

kim kardasion says love is about $75 million

[LeakyWicks]

oxytocin. hmm... yum

[lemonofminecraft]

Vsauce do an episode on what hair is!

[androidulous]

@lemonofminecraft Dead skin cells.

[IamTheNeilZORZ]

@lemonofminecraft well i know it is made out of the same stuff your nails are made out of!

[DrakenGuardz]

@lemonofminecraft Keratin >:D

[oxGAMERPROxo]

why u not my teacher!?

[beccabexbecca]

Random thought....I just thoguht that micheal looks like lenerd from the big bang theory ;p

[lpsg24]

@Tehhkmn65

Lmfao

[lpsg24]

Dude...you are a genius

[UnaSolida]

How much is love worth, Hmmm I'll have to ask my local prostitute.

[theothergirl08]

I love this guy lol

[Mr22w]

WHAT!!! no more balloons!!

[ThePurplemonkeyfist]

I'm a 13 yr old girl and I like this other girl I slept over her house last night and I was continuously rubbing her leg and occasionally her ass playing around then she told me to feel her boobs *extreme excitement inside!* so I went for it but it felt wrong so she pulled my hands on them and pulled me closer with a little kiss on my chin *SO CLOSE damn* I want her badly lol...

[SevenWondersHD]

@ThePurplemonkeyfist A little too young for that don't you think?

[The3BeatBoyz]

ya know testosterone comes from the penis xD

[saikoyama]

CUTE PUPPEH!!! :D

[delikedi17]

they never clarified whether or not i wanted to hear that "i love you" from that person in the first place. i'm gonna go ahead and assume that it's from a guy that i'm in love with rather than creepy stalker down the street.

[CursedMiner]

Wait, so if hearing someone say "I love you" is the same as winning about 200k, how much is your first kiss then?

[MoneySageJones]

in a perfect world...vsauce and vihart would get married

[BodzyAlim]

...im guessing this doesnt apply to people who have never experienced that type of passionate love

[Beatelectrico]

And now I know why I love looking at my dog eyes :D

[bofIMPACT]

Do I need a perscription to look into your eyes baby cause side effects may include long term relations............ The girl then leaves

[FaBIanBarajasLp]

@legoguyfilms me too :(

[Alkaline997]

What if the person I like WAS going out with someone else, and I'm really good friends with her but I don't know when to ask her out? PLZ MESSAGE BACK!!!

[tehhkrmn65]

you should think of changing your channel's name to "Mind fuck"

[legoguyfilms]

Dammit, I'm gonna be poor and die middle-aged... Thanks a lot, man with the awesome beard...

[Plevell]

staring at tits makes u live longer too guys.. dont forget that ;)

[xSazzyDeppx]

Yay! I'm going to live longer!

[bandboy13]

this is my most favorite channel on youtube. hands down.

[SlayPlenty]

yaaaay no more drugs just keep the bitch close, so you can look into her eyes all the time, lol XP

[doodlydot9]

omg dogggg

[TheVideoGamer5x]

If this is all true, then I'm may not live long

[WolfGuitar93]

I must get high doses of Vasopressin and Oxytocin when I'm riding the subway... I'm alway looking into girls eyes =^^=

[tom69pl]

Your videos are always great. Thank you

[HunterMarioWorld]

I'm a robot and I think a Elf lady has a crush on me...

O.o ?!

[HoldTheWheelAndDrive]

best episode so far :)

[souhan28]

i just went on a date with a girl i really like and it was quite fun,because i stared at her eyes and she was like why are you staring? i was just like wel because you're nice for my sight o.o...now i understand why lol ô.o

[joopie99aa]

I'm gonna go stare at every chick i meet's eyes now! I'll live to be a hundred! And I'll be rich! And I'll be happy!

Man, thanks Vsauce!!

[SuperDarren1990]

Wow dang, I gotta get me some lovin'

[AurelyAvecovers]

his mustache....

[Carmonbianchi]

I could watch vsauce until I die!!!! ... I better find live so that'll be a long time.

[tech2841]

142 need more love in their life

[SerenaImara]

this is sick!!!!

[996o0o966]

I think marriage and living longer are connected but not with causation. Married people are less likely to go out and drink heavily or do dangerous things to bring down an average life expectancy. Sad but true.

[Mattteus]

@SourLoveMagic ...creepy

[soledad4370]

So I'll try to earn more money...

[Kyomu13]

that sad moment when the one you feel limerence towards is taken

[TheVillaboy1874]

sorry if this has been said before but you sound a bit like Zach Galifinakis :)

[1IImrxII1]

What!!! But you can't choose who you love or who loves you ... :( loves a disaster ... Cool vid

[mahn00r]

and read about some of this information in a book :) specially the living longer part

[GeneralBrwni]

@TheSushiGirl01 In that case, people would fall in loce over staring contests xD

[TheSushiGirl01]

i heard that if you look is someone elses eyes for 30 sec non stop, you fall in love withe the person.

[sparada01]

fuck School!, Vsauce all day everyday :)

[theonepeacemaker]

I gotta say, this episode was really amusing, I think I got oxytocin from looking into your eyes. :D

[JaySmith91]

Hedonistic =/= hedonic 3:08

[PirataPower]

OMG Love is comunist

[Keyblademaster123100]

look at the mirror. It looks like theres a black guy wearing a Hawain shirt. .___.

[e8tballz]

I'll never know. Poooooor me :)

[canoblas]

so all in all is about 74k a year and a little bit of luck.

[banjerjesse8]

if he'd be my teacher i loved to go to school

[ResidenceOfEvil]

@banjerjesse8 yeah. you obviously missed a few classes.

[Nifty19]

so when I had stareing contests as a child was I slowly falling in love?

[Stylo1321]

seriously bro... where do you get your music from its amazing . whats the name of the song in the end of this vid.

[violinchick89]

The Beatles have established long ago that you can't buy love. :) This was very interesting, though. Just found your channel, and it is crazy amazing!

[dogdeball88]

you can't buy love, but you can rent it.

[naiteryuzakih]

like if if u want michael make a vid about tip for scoring girls

[iJakexD123]

@naiteryuzakih Nobody wants that, desperate much?

[neurocrater]

maybe it should be more like... How Much love is MONEY Worth?

[iiTzBenJi]

This gives me even more of a reason to stare into my girlfriends eyes now :D

"Why do you keep staring at me?"

"I'll live longer."

"Awww, you're just saying that."

"Nope, I actually will live longer." :D

[IseeRightThrough2you]

Love don't cost a thing.

J-Lo

[megemaster]

You make me re-think my life :)

[SwagBucksTutsnTips]

LOOL at the tags and this one made mf feel forever alone... :(

[AroShottProductions]

Wait he never answered the love machine question that he started the video with.

[chenandy3]

why cant schools be like this

[NnjaShOtZ]

forever alone :(

[saigondj]

i do not want to prolong life old, wrinkled and demented in a nursing home

[GregAdventures]

Love is priceless my friend.

[chazz5969]

what is love measured by a loveometer

[FReDii16101999]

Haha you remind me of my art teachers who talks about this type of stuff

[1Deejay7]

So iv been staring into ur eyes for all these videos now.. am i going to live longer now =P

[MONYARM1]

i want that machine

[TheDrocadile]

lifelong pair bonds! I love it.

[ufohunterful]

Vsauce FTW!

[osbely]

Got a staring problem?

[saigondj]

@osbely LOL he did not blink the whole vid

[TiagoTiagoT]

Oxytocin enhances love for those you love, but it also makes you reject people you don't more strongly.

[r1cht0fen77]

lawl now i have a good excuse to stare at people with a retarted expression.

[TheRonnie25]

u guys amaze me .. keep it up :)

[MrXxtrickshotsxX]

can creating oxytocin and vasporessin also be associated with looking into the eyes of an animal that u love a lot and have been with with almost ur whole life

[dapizz1]

So if I start now, 3 good sessions a day, staring into peoples eyes will keep me alive eternally. Yay!

[xLoveHopeex]

My older sister met her current fiance (however the male version is spelt) about 8 year ago and she told me she loved him from knowing him a year (mutually loved him) but could never look in his eyes - any ideas why?

[andrew314253]

amazing

[SillyKittyKatt]

So if u look into people's eyes throughout your lifetime you will live longer?

[moviewacha]

i can buy love down the street for about $20. so yeah...

[IseeRightThrough2you]

@moviewacha $20? She must be nasty...

[squareglasse]

@moviewacha too bad its fake and can lead to worse situations

[dtwpurple13]

@moviewacha what kind of weed you talkin about?

[souhan28]

@moviewacha i see what you did there 8D

[067966911]

@moviewacha Man on my street it costs $150.

[confusedtophats]

Have you ever actually tried to stare into someone's eyes? Both of them, at once?

[mario51man]

@confusedtophats well i can see the other eye in my peripheral vision

[incompetencewin]

@confusedtophats Super hard...