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  • wow i feel bad for it

  • I like how the liberals here complain about how people are torturing these crabs by boiling them, but they see nothing wrong with a women going and getting a baby hacked out of her uterus piece by piece. You liberals need to pick your fucking battles. Liberalism is spreading throughout the U.S. at a very fast rate, our education system is going down the toilet, and we are in horrible debt. I wonder if they have anything to do with each other. Hmmmm.

  • given the option, i would choose to get hit in the head hard before being boiled alive...just a thought

  • Retards.You slam hit the other way around .

  • Idiots! First: If you wanna to knock them out, put it into a freezer and dont hit them! Second: Get a bigger cooking pot! The crab has to be completily in it!

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  • Put them in the freezer for an hour, don't bang it on the counter!

  • Next time, don't name your food!

  • Do unto others...

  • The best and most painless way to kill a crab is to lay it with its legs up and strike it with a ninja hand rim punch. I'm not joking it's true, the crap will die immediately with no pain at all.

  • Why do they call it a Jeffrey?

  • honestly...when i kill crabs i never thought about being humane...just thought about how good itll taste

  • You should kill it humanley dick. You may be a crab in another life (hopefully).

  • @aus20091 Pfft, don't be such a little bitch. Besides, they tried knocking it out, which didn't really happen. Stubborn bastards...

  • soundedd like a secene from Lil britain, Crab says NO...... lol

  • btw cooking sead foods....its good to add some white vinegar and alchhol for getting rid of the smell

  • next time....don't say hi to the camera.....:D cuz sponge bob isn't gonna be happy with u guys

  • @ isszmeja1 first off don't cook dead seafood it can poison you! A brief Freez simply slow's them down and makes it easier for bleeding hearts to cook them. If you

    Kill and clean crab prior to cooking make sure it's done in a timely manner. Crab can be cooked clean or live it's a personal pref to taste.

  • My friend bought one to eat and ended up keeping it as a pet lol

  • This kills the crab.

  • Don't torture the damn thing! Put the crab in the freezer for half hour to knock it out.

  • @MrTooDuce its a bit "too late" ;D

  • @MrTooDuce Fail. Dropping them in boiling water or the steamer is the fastest and easiest and produces the best flavor imo. If you are wanting to avoid torture why would you slowly freeze it for half an hour?

  • @nintendude1988

    Crabs are coldblooded animals! therefor they do not feel pain the way we do when it gets cold. when the temp drops cold they just knockout if you leave it long enough they die! It's more humane than boiling it alive. Just my opinion.

  • @MrTooDuce Dude. Would you rather die in 20 seconds in boiling water, or die in 30 mins freezing to death.

  • @MrTooDuce And that is not torturing?

  • @MrTooDuce lol i dont know that that is better... it takes much longer to die in the freezer no?

  • @MrTooDuce and its stringy and sucks...

  • "small" things give birth to seriall killers...don't like you at all

  • C'mon Geoffrey! Cut the finger!

  • That was not nice!!!! imagine you being boiled ALIVEEE!!!!!!!

  • u dont cook them alive ur supposed to cook them dead the meat tastes better, put it in the freezer for an hr its more painless for him

  • Mmmmmmm, I love tasty crab!

    @PrincessPearli Well that makes sense.

  • Way to kill it the non-humane way. You should stab it to instantly kill it. once you put it in the water, it's going to be a slow and painful death for him. asses

  • First of all I aint Vegan but I do care about animal cruilty, the best way to "kill" the crab is to stick it in the freezer, what this does is put the animal to sleep, goes into a peaceful coma and dies. Three reasons we do this, 1 it much more humane and the animal then does not suffer. 2 we can then clean the guts and gills and have a better flavoured dish and thirdly if the animal is relaxed in a coma when it dies the meat is much softer and tender, I hope this helps you guys out there!!

  • well.. i hate to see animals dying in alle ways.. but damn i want to taste tht crab

  • THE CRAB IS GOING TO DIE WHETHER YOU KILL IT BEFORE COOKING IT OR BUNG THE THING IN A BOILING POT. VEGANS STOP WATCHING THIS VIDEO AND HATING.................NOW I'M CRAVING FOR A BIG JUICY CRAB.

  • @BeautyMarke that's like saying that you're going to die whether i murder you or you live a long and peaceful life. i bet it matters to you

  • People, this animal most likely suffers just as much or even less as your regular pork, beef or chicken meat! I'm not trying to justify this in any way but it's not just "the japanese" or "those damn asians". If you don't make sure the meat YOU eat comes from a happy animal, which was slaughtered in a humane way, you're not any better and don't have the right to judge these people.

  • God bless you! not that poor animal :)

    I know I know, we are animals too, worst one

  • thats sick. what if i put u alive in a boiling water ?

  • @keeper123 would you eat them afterwards? if not go cry somewhere else

  • OK I AM SICK ENOUGH, KILL IT BEFORE YOU COOK YOU SADIST IT S SICK OMG............IAM MAD AS HELL FROM THIS.

  • crab people

  • Aww poor crab :(

  • Jeffrey , your a cock !

  • SHOW IT SOME FUCKING RESPECT!

  • Fucking hell Dave !

    Who's the woman in the relationship , I just can't tell !

    Think you misses must do you with a cucumber while talking to men on line !

    Oh how was the crab by the way ?

  • You steam crabs, not boil them. Boiling them takes out all the flavor. And you don't knock them out, just throw them in the pot, as you already learned.

  • Kill it already I'm hungry!

  • Boiling water instant kill.

  • Ty zajebany skurwysynu wsadziłbym cie sam do takiego gara zdychaj

  • are some of the people watching this video stupid or just retarded? He tried to knock out the crab so he wouldn't suffer when he was boiled alive. He wasn't torturing it,you can tell because his gf wanted the crab to die painless.However the crab wasn't helping.

  • I dont know if you've had this experience, but once I used a butcher knife to crack a whole crab into 2. That was...awesome.

  • no dave im putting him up the right way lol,im sure that will help rofl

  • didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food ;-)

  • the guy is so goodlooking and the crab looks yummy

  • First of all these 2 are a comedy act!!! and second, when I did this I used a huge pan so the water continued to boil even when I had put him in. The fisherman who sold him to me told me to pull a flap down on his chest and skewer him. I did that before I dropped him in. Which was strange considering he also sold me a lobster and told me to just toss him in the pan alive. I dont think he liked lobsters!!!

  • fucking sad come forhead

  • @toby8316 TUBBS!

    

  • Mmmmmmmmmmmm delish!!!!!!! Wish I could knock all the crabs in the world!!!!

  • Wow...I'm guessing not that many people are used to cooking crabs...

  • This is disturbing to watch, your an asshole for posting this video. Imagine if you were in the same situation as the crab - in the position of Cannibalism situation, what the hell can you do your like the fucking crab, the cannibal will do anything to try to stop you from escape. I treat every living thing how I would treat humans, which is why I'm a Vegetarian. This is just FUCKED up - Hell if you want to eat it in the first place you don't need to torcher the helpless animal by smacking it..

  • @ANewWall 1) Animals kill and eat each other all the time in nature, and most of the time it's just as gruesome and painful. Nature it's not a Disney song come alive, mate. It's actually kinda a cruel bitch.

    2) Humans are not meant to be herbivores entirely. Meat is good for you and there is nothing wrong with that.

    3) He wasn't torturing the crab by smacking it, he was trying to knock it out cold so it wouldn't suffer, but it didn't work.

  • @ANewWall Wanker, animals kick the shit out of each other all the time, abandon the lame and weak and feast on the rotting remains.

  • @ANewWall why are you torturing all those innocent plants by pulling them out of the ground where they belong?!?!?!?!?! imagine if u were in the same situation as a carrot...being yanked up and cut up like that for dinner!

  • @ANewWall daddy taught me that vegetarian people are fags, are you a fag mister vegetarian guy? ;o

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  • oh gosh that just made me sad sticking a live thing in hot boiling water.... makes me want to turn into a vegetarian :'(

  • this Kills that Crap.

  • "it doesn't hurt cuz i am rock hard" loool

  • THE TWO COMMENTS ARE THE SAAAMMMEMEEEEEEE i HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENSS

  • "He's blowing bubbles" LOL

  • :(

  • I would let it die in the freezer first painless for the crab....

  • @juventinorocks I reckon directly placing the crab in boiling water is the quickest/most humane way. It actually takes longer for the crab to die in the freezer, which means more suffering for it.

  • @sairoku Actually they go to a hibernating state. You can't catch crabs in the dead winter, so they basically go to a deep sleep.

  • @sairoku O.K. Doctor!

  • lol "dave let me knock him out"

  • I think "GEOFFREY" might've been A NON MOTHERF*CKIN FACTOR"..LMAO HE GOT COOKED N SERVED!

  • I never get why the videos that show people boiling shell fish have so many dislikes. I love shell fish and how else do you plan on killing them?

  • i will never understand why people laugh when they kill sth. What is so funny about that?

  • Sick fucks

  • @judgedredd123 they eat it.... its a crab.... retard

  • @DatMafiaKitteh Your momma does that with my dick, arsehole

  • I'm sorry, I'm the meanist guy to ever watch this, it looks like. I couldn't stop laughing when you were trying to knock him out! :)

  • I almost cried when I still saw him blowing bubbles in the boiling water. :(

  • you guys tortured the poor crab before you eat it. you are supposed to pay your respect to every living thing, especially before you eat them :). Atleast give it a quick death by putting it in the hot water right away.

  • FAAAAAAAAAAACK

  • Wtf this aint how you kill a grab? by trying to knock it out? Like wtf?

  • baww... you guys dont seem to be the right kind of people to be doing this xD

  • wtf? u gave a name to something that ur about to it.

  • Yall acting like they did something bad you'll wouldn't day that to the people at the slaughter house making your bacon n beef huh..yah I thought so now stfu

  • name something that you going to kill, knocked him silly then laugh at it while its boiling with a touch of sympathy not

  • Tip: I love fresh crab but:

    1) Fresh water drowns crabs. Easier to keep them on a damp piece of paper in the fridge (contained, obviously).

    2) Get water REALLY hot first (rolling boil).

    3) Have a big pot (like stew pot size)

    4) Don't bother to try knocking it out - they get pissed more easily than they get stunned, Just sling them in and stick a lid on. They die quickly afterwards.

    All this being said, I now fancy crab for dinner. :)

  • @rg32001 Fuck u motherfucker

  • In moments like these I really want to believe in heaven and hell, believe that these people will burn for eternity, but I can't :/

  • Not kool.

  • i hope that your not expecting mercy from god... i know what your doing.. this is really a poor crab you needed to make sure that he is dead man

  • @HUMMUD3

    wow i hope your trollin

  • way to clean him before cooking wankers! lol

  • it was like "im swimmin in the pool now its time for the hot tub AWE SHIT! D:

  • @MrKevmaster105 HAHA

  • british folks.... 

  • R.I.P.

  • awwh poor thingg!! i could never do that!! see him suffer.. rip..

  • thankyou for trying to make the crab unaware of what you were about to do, i know it dident work but it shows you respect the fact you are killing a live animal, i am a very sensitive person about living things and it ment alot to me that alothough you killed this crab you tried to do it nicely :)

  • "I say, a new bath? champio-ahhh! *blows bubbles*"

  • You're supposed to put them in the freezer for half an hour, this sends them into hibernation mode. THEN place them in the boiling water. But let me tell you, just cos they can't scream or kick like this lil guy doesn't mean they are not feeling pain.. cos they bloody well are. You should have googled the humane method to kill before cookin. .. ya dimwit pommes

  • @Kimberlite66 who gives a fuck, its a crab

  • @dalton9931 then you won't mind the same treatment then? is that correct? do you think it would hurt if YOU were put into boiling water?? same thing you dumb cunt

  • @Kimberlite66 crabs are lower to humans, theres a reason why humans rule the world and not crabs. why dont you observe nature and look how other natural predators treat animals, they dont take a "humane" way to kill their pray they just eat it alive. i kinda think youre pretty fucking stupid to try and contradict nature. dont bust out the stupid hippy "what if" questions either, why dont you use actual scientific facts to back up your comments rather than stupid hypothetical questions. dumbass.

  • y r the top rated comments the same thing thumbs up

  • why would you film this you tight fucks ! i hope someone puts him in a giant pan an after smashing his head into the ground! retards...

  • This was a very funny video...I loved it!

  • Its a girl aswell :'(

  • @xHuniiSweetx its a male!!!

  • @1974debz but male have sharp one and girl have more of a curf :o..

  • lol just them being british made me laugh 

  • finally, someone who knows how to kill a crab, but why smash him on the sink :P?

    anyway, some ppl who know how to do it humanely

  • LOL Don't play with your food!

  • oh hello , little geoffry!...no! you killed little geoffry...you ANIMALS!...tasty?

  • lol every one is mad SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

  • I hope God is a crab. I'm sure he'll really appreciate you actions.

  • you can't speak to the crab so you don't know. If your pet got hit by a car are you going to ask your self hmm I wonder if its ok.... anything living will feel pain. Making a video about it is just wrong. The best way to do it is to freeze them. They will go into a hibernation mode (sleep)

  • Sick barstad

  • @forum11 Hey ass face he tried to knock him out it didn't work shut the fuck up

  • ouuu nouuuu

  • Was für´n Scheiss Tod arhahahah

  • Oh thats lovely. But you wouldnt do that to any other type of animal

  • Knock him out haha

  • ha ha u have british accents XDDD

  • oh ! you just murder this crab !

  • Fuckin animals.

  • GIANT ENEMY CRAB :O

  • lmfao awe at least they ried to knock it out lmao

  • He;s digging into my fingers but it doesn't hurt cause im rock hard lmfao

  • He's adorable and I'm not talking about the crab. LOL!

  • NEXT TIME KEEP HIM IN THE TOILET

    HE WILL TASTE BETTER

  • You two are surprisingly some of the most entertaining folks I've ever watched haha

  • "oh bless him"

    *throw him into boiling water*

    ....yup.

  • that girl was so fucking annoying.

  • did he end up dying

  • RIP Geoffrey!

    We LOVE YOUUU

  • Ok.We all just watched a poo CRAB...and 2 CRAP, idiot human beings...

  • @UnluYorumcu a poo crab does it taste nice :) are u american?

  • @Burningmarlfox I meant to say poor anyway...No, I am a londoner

  • @UnluYorumcu too bad england is full of them idiots 

  • @UnluYorumcu your a londoner wow I feel sorry for you :(

  • @Burningmarlfox Not as much as I feel for both of u..

    Say hello...-HeLLo...

    -n meeee n meeeeeeee...HeLaaaaaaaww :D

    And yes they do make bubbles! Now u learnt 1 more thing, congrats :D

  • @UnluYorumcu sorry im confused both of me?? look I know poms are weird but bloody hell mate are you on drugs? or was that comment suppose to be aimed at someone else

  • You brute, you heartless killer and beast. When will dinner be ready?

  • R.I.P. Jeff :'(

  • WHAT THE DEUCE 1:12 Really freaked me out Looks like smoke's comin from the crab, but its from a cig XD

  • This kills the crab. 

  • If you're not prepared to kill your own meat then you should be a vegetarian... and probably receive psychiatric help. Nothing wrong with showing a bit of guilt, you still got the job done :)

  • If only I was there with this 2 lovely person while they were torturing the crab =)

  • Geoffrey looks delicious

  • JEFFERY!!!! NOOOO!!! YOU FORGOT YOUR FLOATIES!!!!1

  • does anyone know if this kills the crab?

  • @thetox6 It will, but its slow and painful. There's better methods of doing it rather than throwing him in there alive.

  • This kills the crab...

  • this kills the crab

  • this kills the crab.

  • This kills the crab.

  • This kills the crab.

  • This kills the crab.

  • This kills the crab.

  • murderers

  • reported for animal abuse fucking americans will kill and eat anything